Hilarious Turkey Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Turkey Jokes

When Christmas was coming up, my kids asked for a puppy. When I got them one, they cried for days... I'll just get a turkey next year like normal.

I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers I had to quit cold turkey

What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.

If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?

I finally got a microwave to heat up my leftovers So I was able to quit cold turkey

A turkey was about to cross the road... when a chicken appeared and said "dont do that that, you will never hear the end of it"

I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers But then I quit cold turkey

My daughter told me she wanted a puppy for Christmas... I told her "you're eating turkey like everyone else".

Europe is like a fridge You have the freezing cold part at the top

Then in the middle, you have cheese, cold meat, and a good drinks selection

Then down the bottom corner, there's just turkey and grease

What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving? Beef with turkey

If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey

What’s the hardest food to stop eating? Cold turkey

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck? Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

So, If ISIS was to attack turkey from the rear ... would greece help?

I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums. He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.

I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey

My wife threw a pack of turkey and a lighter in the cart and my God the temptation was strong... It was just last week since I quit smoking cold turkey

The fastest way to quit being vegan is... Cold turkey

If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind... Do you think Greece would help?

Shot my first turkey today. Scared everyone in the frozen meat department.

There is no Turkey in the coop. But there's a coup in Turkey.

What is the difference between a turkey and my wife? I stuff the turkey before eating it.

Tasty Tattoo My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one thigh and Santa Claus on the other.

She wants to show that there *is* something good to eat in between
Thanksgiving and Christmas.

What do you call a turkey with no arms? a turkey

I couldn't bring myself to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving ... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me

Why was Austria-Hungary? Turkey wasn't around yet.

Why don't you take a turkey to church? Because they have fowl language

How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard? A turkey has two drumsticks

I quit smoking cold turkey And started putting it on my sandwiches instead.

My kids say they want a cat for Christmas Normally I do turkey but hey, if it wil make them happy.

I recently heard that you can get salmonella from eating raw meats Guess I gotta quit cold turkey

I’ve decided to quit smoking cold turkey I only smoke cigarettes now

I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving... Way too close to Syria.

So Turkey wants to invade Syria from the rear, Do you think Greece will help?

What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece Help?

New Turkey Jokes

What do you do if you grew up In Hungary? Move to Turkey

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't a chicken!

What do you call a turkey that shows too much cleavage? A fowl temptress.

What's a bowlers favorite meal? A turkey with a side of asparagus.

What did the turkey that hated Spiderman say? goblin goblin

What did the turkey say to the worn-out shoe? Cobble cobble cobble

What's the best way to quit being vegan? Going cold turkey

Why did the foreign ministers of the Eastern Mediterranean meet? They wanted to talk Turkey

What's the difference between NATO and the bottom of my fridge? NATO has more than just Turkey and Greece

Turkey can now finally join the EU Why? Well because now that the UK has left, there's 1 GB of free space

Turkey can use Wikipedia now. The joke is that the site was blocked in Turkey for almost 3 years.

I always like to go bowling on Thanksgiving. Because I am guaranteed to get a turkey that day.

Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? Because He had the drum sticks.

What do Thanksgiving and the Kurds have in common? ..



America loves them and Turkey would prefer they didn't exist.

What’s the difference between a turkey and Turkey? A turkey wouldn’t commit genocide against innocent people

What does Turkey and Miss Muffet have in common? Khurds in way

A lot of talk about Turkey this week which got me thinking... ...how does OJ Simpson like his white meat cut?

As of 2019, Trump is the best Thanksgiving president. He let the biggest Turkey off scot free.

A month earlier.

Trump must have never eaten a thanksgiving poutine... Anyone who has could tell you curds and turkey don’t get along.

An ode to the Canadian Thanksgiving: How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I will tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I'll post an update tomorrow.

The country of Turkey is a lot like Little Miss Moffett... They both have Kurds in their way.

Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving. Baste on a true story.

What food pairing does Trump care least about? Cheese Kurds and Turkey

We should start a middle eastern war over Thanksgiving. That way we can slaughter a Turkey twice.

what do you call it when butcher suddenly quits his job? going cold turkey

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!

Why did the turkey cross the road..... Because it’s not a chicken

I tried to give up refrigerated poultry, but decided against it. I'm quitting quitting cold turkey cold turkey cold turkey

i decided to be vegan i quit cold turkey

No dog meat please Daddy, daddy, can we have a dog for Christmas? No, I think we'll have turkey as usual.

A butcher answers a phone call. The caller asks:

- Do you have chicken legs?

- Yes.

- Do you have a pig head?

- Yes.

- Do you have cow ears?

- Yes.

- Do you have turkey wings?

- Yes.

The caller finally says:

- Damn, dude, you must look really crazy!

I sat down to eat my turkey sandwich and my wife yells, "Enjoying your meat, you murderer?" I only wish one day goes by without her mentioning the time I killed her mother

There’s a strange new trend in my office. People are naming food in the office refrigerator.

Today I had a turkey sandwich called Betty!

Christmas!! Son : Mom, Can't we have grandma for Christmas?
Mom : No, we are gonna have turkey like everyone else.

What do you call a man who lives in Turkey who was not born there. Turkish

Russia invades! If Russia invades Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?

Why did the turkey NOT cross the road? To prove that he wasn't chicken.

I got in a fight with a guy over turkey legs It was a fair fight

Why did she spit out the turkey soup? She said it had a fowl taste.

While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving, I overheard this gem.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they’re dead."

A woman was sick of her husband always farting in bed...

she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife. “Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in

Lesson 5 of 6: The Flying Turkey

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.

**Moral of the story**: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh.

When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos.

She replied, "My husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

Three construction workers are sitting down for lunch on the roof.....

The first construction workers says, "I swear to god if my wife packed me another bologna sandwich I'm going to kill my self by jumping off this roof." He opens his lunch and there is a bologna sandwich. He goes and jumps off the roof.

The second construction worker says, "If my wife packed me cold pizza for lunch again I'm going to kill my self by jumping off this roof." He opens his lunch and there's cold pizza. He goes and jumps off the roof.

The third construction worker says to himself, "If my wife packed me a fish sandwich I too will jump off this roof and kill my self." He opens his lunch and there is a fish sandwich. He follows suite and jumps off and kills himself.

Later on the three wives meet at the cemetery after the funerals.

The wife of the first construction worker says while crying, "If only I would have packed him a turkey sandwich he would still be here with me."

The wife of the second construction worker is also crying. "If only I would have packed him meatloaf instead he would still be here."

The third wife is just standing there looking frustrated with a more confused look. The other two look at her and ask her why she isn't crying and wishing she packed his lunch a different way.

"Don't look at me the dumbass packs his own lunch."

So i saw some people translating jokes so here is a Turkish one. One day a Japanese man walks into a bar in Turkey...

One day a Japanese man walks into a bar in Turkey and challenges everyone in the bar for a fight.

\-Are there anyone who believes he can defeat me ?

Temel gets up and walks to the door saying:

\-I can do it. Let's see what you are made of.

A few minutes later Temel walks in covered in blood and Japanese man walks after him all proud. Pointing at Temel he says:

\-I hit him with katakori technique of Master Toyokumi.

Following day Japanese man comes to bar and challenges everyone again. Temel again accepts the challenge and they both walk out. Few minutes later Temel walks in covered in blood and after him Japanese man all proud:

\-I hit him with Kihotomi technique of Master Kuyotomi.

Same thing after day and day after that "I hit him with Kimanto technique of Toyhoma", "I hit him with Kohimato technique of Tiyatoki" one week passes like that.

At the eight day again Japanese man challenges everyone again Temel accepts but this time Japanese man comes in covered in blood and Temel follows after him all proud. He says shouting:

\-I hit him with Kriko (Tyre jack in Turkish) of Toyota

Corporate Lessons

**Lesson No. 1**

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit saw the crow and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing at all the whole day?"

The crow answered: ""Sure, why not."

So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, leapt on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral: *To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.*

**Lesson No. 2**

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings," replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him the strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fortnight, he proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon, he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral: *Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.*

A man inherited a massive sum of money from his great aunt, but it came with a catch...

As part of the terms of the inheritance, he was required to care for her cherished grey parrot. The executor told him if anything should happen to the bird, or if he ever chose not to take care of it, he would have to forfeit the inheritance and estate.

At first, this seemed simple enough, but the animal turned out to be insufferable. It bit whenever he fed it, it crapped on everything, and taunted him constantly. The parrot seemed to have a supernatural sense for which buttons to push to get under his skin.

After one particularly bad day of ceaseless abuse, the man was fed up. He yanked the parrot from its perch, ripped open the freezer, and hurled the creature in, slamming the door behind it.

The parrot's muffled curses continued, followed by a terrible shriek, then silence. The man grew concerned, fearing his temper had cost the beast its life and him his new fortune.

After a moment, the parrot once again spoke, uttering a meek apology. Shocked and relieved, the man opened the freezer. There stood the parrot, shivering in the cold. He extended his hand, onto which it tenderly climbed. Looking him in the eye, the parrot squawked, "Sir, I apologize for my behavior. Truly, I have not been myself since your aunt died, and I'm afraid I've been taking it out on you. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"

Stunned at this sudden change in the bird's demeanor, the man nodded. The parrot sighed in relief and gazed back into the freezer. "If you don't mind my asking, ...what did the turkey do?"

If World War One were a bar fight.

Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint. Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view. Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so.

Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene. Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium. Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.

Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other. Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.

Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting. America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a bar stool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself. By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.

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A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, asking the man in charge to put a picture of a turkey saying "Happy Thanksgiving!" on one thigh and a picture of Santa saying "Merry Christmas!" on the other. The man looked confused by her odd request, so he asked her why. She calmly looked at him and replied without even a stutter. "My husband always complains that there's nothing good to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving."

A hungry man stops at a small restaurant along the road...

to buy something to eat. Behind the bar is a very attractive young girl smiling at him. Next to her is a board that reads:

* Tuna Sandwich $8
* Beef Sandwich $9
* Turkey Sandwich $8.5
* Handjob $5

After having read the board, the man asks the beautiful girl "Hey gorgeous are you the one giving handjobs for 5 dollars?" to what the girls replies "Yes sir" with a big smile.
The man then tells her "Alright then go wash your hands and make me a tuna sandwich"

Bullshit

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon, he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him right out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Two Sandwiches in a Deli

One day two sandwiches are sitting in a deli. One sandwich - a veggie sandwich - asks the other "Hey man, if you could be any kind of sandwich, what would you be?"

The other sandwich - a turkey sandwich - isn't in the mood. He retorts "I'm tired man. I don't feel like having a deep conversation right now."

But the veggie sandwich persists. "I'm sorry to bug you. It's just that I'm doing this study for a class. I need to know your response in order to fully understand the psyche and whims of a turkey sandwich. I promise, just the one question, and that's it."

The turkey sandwich replies "Look man, I'm happy just being a turkey sandwich. I know I'm not the most exotic food item out there, but I'm content with my situation."

The veggie sandwich tries taking a more motivational approach. "Come on man, I'm not trying to imply that you're not awesome. Of course you are. But surely you have dreams. We all have dreams. If you could be ANY kind of sandwich in the world, what would you be?"

The turkey sandwich is still reluctant to enter into anything resembling a philosophical conversation with the veggie sandwich. It's always ended poorly in the past, but he knows how relentless the veggie sandwich can be. "Fine," he says, knowing that he has to make a decision. "If pressed, I would be a panini."

Bad Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

A couple fingers, Vaseline, and the grace of God

Not an original joke but hilarious nonetheless. Presented for your enjoyment.

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."

story about a couple who had been happily married for years with one issue

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got them all back in.

Three construction workers are sitting down to lunch...

They each bring their lunches to to the top of the building.

The first worker says, "Turkey, turkey, turkey. If I have turkey one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box and finds turkey, so he jumps to his death.

The second worker says, "Tuna, tuna, tuna. If I have tuna one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box, finds he has tuna, and plummets to the bottom.

The third worker says, "Bologna, bologna, bologna. If I have bologna one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box and lo and behold- it's bologna. He joins the other two workers on the ground.

Later that day, the news station is interviewing the wives of the three workers. The first two workers' wives both react the same way, "If I had known I never would have packed his lunch like that!"

After much sympathy and condolences they finally get to the third worker's wife to hear what she has to say.

"Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."

I saw a man on the street with a sign saying he was hungry.

I told him I had an extra sandwich and he could pick which one he wanted, turkey or roast beef. He looked at both sandwiches for about 30 seconds, them threw up his hands and ran off.

I wondered for a second, then I remembered,

"Beggars can't be choosers"

Penitent Parrot

A young man named Alan received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Alan tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, Alan was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Alan shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
even more rude. Alan, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Alan quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Alan's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."

Alan was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a
dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very
softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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