Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
I was in bed with this redneck girl when her father, her brother and her boyfriend busted in the room... ....and boy was he mad.
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because there are no dental records and their DNA is all the same.
Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?
All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was
Two rednecks are having a beer together... One redneck asks the other, "If I slept with your wife and we had a child together, would that make us kin?" The other redneck responds, "I ain't sure, but it would at least make us even."
Two reasons why it’s hard to solve a Redneck murder
1. The DNA all matches
2. There are no dental records
What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder?
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common? Somebody's gonna lose their trailer.
Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
Why are redneck murders so difficult to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA matches.
What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers.
A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins.
why can't you solve a redneck crime because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same
A redneck walks in to a restaurant with his wife, sister and cousin He walks up to the host and says table for two please
Two rednecks are walking along when they see a dog licking his genitals.
The first redneck says, “I wish I could do that.”
The other responds, “If you tried, he’d probably bite you.”
I was in bed with this redneck girl when all of a sudden her father, her brother and her boyfriend burst into the room And boy was he mad.
Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder? All the bloods the same and there are no dental records
Why did the redneck get colored pencils before he got his flu shot? He heard that vaccines can make you artistic.
Why did the redneck tattoo the American flag on his genitals? His family loves to watch his patriotism grow.
What’s the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly? A redneck will kill you but a hillbilly will keep you
How can you tell if you are a redneck Jedi? You have uttered the phrase “ May the force be with ya’ll”
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? Because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records.
Three redneck friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
Why are redneck murder victims the hardest to identify? Because there are never any dental records
How do you knockout a redneck while they're taking a drink? Slam the toilet seat on the back of their head.
Redneck goes to the doctor
Doctor: Bubba, you have AIDS
Bubba: Nowadays you can't even trust your own mother
What's the difference between a redneck divorce and a tornado? Nothing. Either way the trailer's gone
I wish I could do that
Two rednecks are walking along when they see a dog licking his genitals. The first redneck says, “I wish I could do that.”
The other responds, “If you tried, he’d probably bite you.”
Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve???
All the DNA matches and there are no dental records
A man in a hot air balloon was lost in West Virginia He looks down and sees a redneck so he screams down “where am I?” The redneck looks up and screams “you can’t fool me, you’re in that basket”
What did the redneck say when he went into the Walmart? Mayonnaise there a lot of people in here!
Imagine a nascar fan. The image that comes to mind is probably that of a brutish, beer guzzling, loud mouth, hairy, unwashed, unshaven, redneck And her husband.
How is a tornado like a redneck divorce?
You just know someone is gonna lose a trailer.
Have you heard of the Redneck Metric system? Instead of meters, everything is measured in yays.
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Someone is going to lose a mobile home.
A redneck goes to the doctor
Doctor asks "How is your perineum?"
Redneck replies "taint got no problem a'tall"
What’s it called when a redneck investigates the murder of one of his family members? An Incestigation.
A redneck walks along the carnival with a pig on his shoulders...
...' did you win that on the carnival? ' Someone asks....
'Sure did !!' the pig answers.
A redneck walks into a bar
Bartender: How's it going?
Redneck: Good, Going to visit my grandparents later.
Bartender: Mother's side or father's side?
Is clitoris at the front or at the back?
One redneck asked another.
- Well I pretty sure it's at the front, why you asking?
- Never mind, then I liked a hemoroid last night.
Man in a hot air balloon is lost over West Virginia
He looks down and sees a redneck on the porch of his trailer and shouts down to him
“Where am I ?”
The Redneck looks back up and shouts back,
"You can't fool me. You're in that basket up there."
How can you tell someone’s s redneck When their home is mobile, but all 5 of the cars in the yard aren’t
You might be a redneck if...
You might be a redneck if:
The neighbors started a protest over your Christmas lights
Redneck is swearing He gets asked if he kisses his mother with that mouth to which he replys - why would I my sister is much prettier
A redneck introduces his new neighbor to America
"We love to bomb other countries, we're very sensitive about our religion and down here it's normal to marry your cousin."
"I'm sure you'll fit right in Mohammed!"