Hilarious Redneck Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Redneck Jokes

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Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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I was in bed with this redneck girl when her father, her brother and her boyfriend busted in the room... ....and boy was he mad.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

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How does a Redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because there are no dental records and their DNA is all the same.

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Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive.

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Two rednecks are having a beer together... One redneck asks the other, "If I slept with your wife and we had a child together, would that make us kin?" The other redneck responds, "I ain't sure, but it would at least make us even."

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Two reasons why it’s hard to solve a Redneck murder 1. The DNA all matches
2. There are no dental records

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What's a redneck's favorite dating website? Ancestry.com

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What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? 1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

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What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common? Somebody's gonna lose their trailer.

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Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve. Never any dental records and all the DNA's the same.

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What do you call it when a redneck comes back from the dead? Reintarnation

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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What do you call it when a redneck dies and is reborn? Reintarnation

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If a redneck dies in battle.... Does he go to y'allhalla?

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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Someone is losing a trailer.

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The only thing harder than diamonds a redneck at his family reunion

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Why are redneck murders so difficult to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA matches.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve.. There's no dental record and the DNA is all the same.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers.

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A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins.

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Why are Redneck murder victims so hard to identify? There are no dental records...

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why can't you solve a redneck crime because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same

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What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin

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Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder? All the bloods the same and there are no dental records

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Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

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Why are redneck murder victims so hard to identify? Everybody's DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

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What's the difference between a Texan and a Redneck? Texans ride horses, Rednecks ride their cousins

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty good.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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What was the redneck's last two words? Watch this.

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What do time and a redneck's wife have in common? They're both relatives

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What do you call a virgin redneck? A six year old that runs faster than her brother

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New Redneck Jokes

Have you heard of the Redneck Metric system? Instead of meters, everything is measured in yays.

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How does a redneck un-stick a bolt Double-Yee 40

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Why does a redneck go to a family funeral? To meet women.

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How did you compliment a redneck? Nice tooth

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What did the redneck say when it started to rain ice? *"What the hail?"*

i'll ^see ^^my ^^^way ^^^^out.

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Why is it so hard to solve a redneck crisis murder? They have no dental records and they all have the same DNA...

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A redneck couple are getting married Shortly after the ceremony, the priest announces 'those who wish to shoot their guns in celebration, please do so now or forever hold your piece".

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What does a redneck call his nun? Sister Mother

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A redneck calls up the White House... ...and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States."

The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"

Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

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Yesterday, a redneck killed his mother, his sister and his girlfriend There was one dead

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How does a redneck farmer find his sheep in the middle of the tall grass? Satisfying.

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What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? "Hey y'all... Watch this!"

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What do a 14 year old redneck and her unborn baby have in common? The Father

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Why do a Jew, an Italian, and a redneck go to stripclubs? The Jew goes to pick up the rent.

The Italian goes to pick up his protection money.

The redneck goes to pick up his daughter.

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How do you know if a redneck is a gentleman? After he picks his teeth, he offers you the clean end of his toothpick.

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Bumperstickers for redneck bears Smells like fish, eat all you wish

Ain't be rapin' if they be hibernatin'

Grubs, stubs, bugs - Nobody rides for free

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A redneck and a midget get into an accident The midget gets out of his car, hands on his hips and squeaks angrily, "I am not happy!"

The redneck spits and drawls "so which one are you?"

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(A lingerie joke) How does a redneck know how to put on sweatpants? The cigarette holes go in the front.

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What’s the difference between a Texan and a Redneck? A Texan rides a horse, a Redneck rides his cousin

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At my cannibalism resturant, I serve Redneck Burger Served with Hickory Mayo.

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You might be a redneck if...... You don't have enough cash for the hooker, but she takes Food Stamps

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What's the best way to circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.

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A redneck's truck breaks down, so he bangs on the steering wheel... ... and the truck starts.

His buddy asks, "Why does hitting things make 'em work?"

The farmer smiles, "trick we picked up from the slave days."

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What did redneck say to her girlfriend when they broke up? -Can we still be siblings?

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend today? Happy National Siblings Day!

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What were the redneck's last words? Hey guys, watch this!

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How does one spot a Jewish redneck? ...they leave their Menorah up year round

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A redneck buys a Mercedes A redneck buys a Mercedes, and soon as he hits the road, he proceeds to run over a whole bunch of pedestrians.

When arrested the police ask him why deliberately ran them over, to which he replied, "What's the cross-hair for then?"

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What's the difference between a redneck and a bonehead? 2 teeth

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How did the redneck drug addict get his crush to date him? It all started with

"I'd be dilaudid to have yew fer dinner"

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How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower? Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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From my redneck uncle: What do you call a dog with no legs? "It don't matter, cause he ain't gonna come anyways."

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What do you call a redneck virgin... A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Sorry I can't link to the sight I found this on like 7 months ago I don't remember which one it was and can't find it.

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A redneck is standing trial in front of a jury of English majors.... Judge says: "How do you plead?"

The man replies: "I didn't do nothin'!"

Jury walks out. Case closed.

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What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin

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What's a redneck's favorite type of bread? Inbred

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