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Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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I was in bed with this redneck girl when her father, her brother and her boyfriend busted in the room... ....and boy was he mad.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

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How does a Redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because there are no dental records and their DNA is all the same.

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Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive.

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Two rednecks are having a beer together... One redneck asks the other, "If I slept with your wife and we had a child together, would that make us kin?" The other redneck responds, "I ain't sure, but it would at least make us even."

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Two reasons why it’s hard to solve a Redneck murder 1. The DNA all matches
2. There are no dental records

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What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? 1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

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What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common? Somebody's gonna lose their trailer.

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Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve. Never any dental records and all the DNA's the same.

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What do you call it when a redneck comes back from the dead? Reintarnation

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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What do you call it when a redneck dies and is reborn? Reintarnation

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If a redneck dies in battle.... Does he go to y'allhalla?

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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Someone is losing a trailer.

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The only thing harder than diamonds a redneck at his family reunion

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Why are redneck murders so difficult to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA matches.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve.. There's no dental record and the DNA is all the same.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers.

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A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins.

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Why are Redneck murder victims so hard to identify? There are no dental records...

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why can't you solve a redneck crime because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same

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What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin

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What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin.

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A redneck walks in to a restaurant with his wife, sister and cousin He walks up to the host and says table for two please

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Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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What do you call a redneck girl who runs faster than her brothers? A virgin.

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Two rednecks are walking along when they see a dog licking his genitals. The first redneck says, “I wish I could do that.”

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The other responds, “If you tried, he’d probably bite you.”

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I was in bed with this redneck girl when all of a sudden her father, her brother and her boyfriend burst into the room And boy was he mad.

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Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder? All the bloods the same and there are no dental records

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Why did the redneck get colored pencils before he got his flu shot? He heard that vaccines can make you artistic.

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What's the last thing you hear before a redneck dies? "Hey ya'll watch this"

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How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying.

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How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart? By taste.

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Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

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Why did the redneck tattoo the American flag on his genitals? His family loves to watch his patriotism grow.

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What’s the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly? A redneck will kill you but a hillbilly will keep you

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A redneck couple gets pregnant, what will they have? Either a niece or a nephew.

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How can you tell if you are a redneck Jedi? You have uttered the phrase “ May the force be with ya’ll”

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Do you know why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? Because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records.

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Three redneck friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

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What do you call Redneck Terrorists? Y’all Qaeda

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What do you call a redneck in a hot air balloon with a spasming epiglottis? A hiccup

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What do redneck vampires drink? Blood Light

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Why are redneck murder victims the hardest to identify? Because there are never any dental records

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How do you knockout a redneck while they're taking a drink? Slam the toilet seat on the back of their head.

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Redneck goes to the doctor Doctor: Bubba, you have AIDS
Bubba: Nowadays you can't even trust your own mother

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What's the difference between a redneck divorce and a tornado? Nothing. Either way the trailer's gone

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I wish I could do that Two rednecks are walking along when they see a dog licking his genitals. The first redneck says, “I wish I could do that.”

The other responds, “If you tried, he’d probably bite you.”

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Redneck Murders?! Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve???

All the DNA matches and there are no dental records

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A man in a hot air balloon was lost in West Virginia He looks down and sees a redneck so he screams down “where am I?” The redneck looks up and screams “you can’t fool me, you’re in that basket”

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What did the redneck say when he went into the Walmart? Mayonnaise there a lot of people in here!

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What do you call a redneck doing yoga? A stillbilly

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Imagine a nascar fan. The image that comes to mind is probably that of a brutish, beer guzzling, loud mouth, hairy, unwashed, unshaven, redneck And her husband.

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How is a tornado like a redneck divorce? ​

You just know someone is gonna lose a trailer.

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Have you heard of the Redneck Metric system? Instead of meters, everything is measured in yays.

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What do you call a ginger redneck with clinical depression? Billie Irish

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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Someone is going to lose a mobile home.

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What does a redneck and a Tyrannosaur have in common? They both love their small arms.

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What’s a redneck with a British accent called? An Australian

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A redneck goes to the doctor Doctor asks "How is your perineum?"

Redneck replies "taint got no problem a'tall"

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What’s it called when a redneck investigates the murder of one of his family members? An Incestigation.

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A redneck walks along the carnival with a pig on his shoulders... ...' did you win that on the carnival? ' Someone asks....

'Sure did !!' the pig answers.

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A redneck walks into a bar Bartender: How's it going?

Redneck: Good, Going to visit my grandparents later.

Bartender: Mother's side or father's side?

Redneck: Yes

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Is clitoris at the front or at the back? One redneck asked another.

- Well I pretty sure it's at the front, why you asking?

- Never mind, then I liked a hemoroid last night.

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Man in a hot air balloon is lost over West Virginia He looks down and sees a redneck on the porch of his trailer and shouts down to him

“Where am I ?”
The Redneck looks back up and shouts back,

"You can't fool me. You're in that basket up there."

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How can you tell someone’s s redneck When their home is mobile, but all 5 of the cars in the yard aren’t

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What do you call a redneck virgin. A seven year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

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You might be a redneck if... You might be a redneck if:

The neighbors started a protest over your Christmas lights

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Redneck is swearing He gets asked if he kisses his mother with that mouth to which he replys - why would I my sister is much prettier

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Why did the redneck cross the road? He was still stuck in the chicken

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A redneck introduces his new neighbor to America "We love to bomb other countries, we're very sensitive about our religion and down here it's normal to marry your cousin."

"I'm sure you'll fit right in Mohammed!"

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What are the last words you hear from a redneck before he dies? "Hold my beer"

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What do you call a redneck midget? A li’l billy

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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!

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What happens if a redneck bakes himself into a loaf? He's inbread.

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One day, when he was visiting family, Sleezy Steve happened to notice his cousin had become very attractive.. Steve: Hey cuz! Wanna play redneck family reunion?

Cousin: What?! No!

Steve: That’s the spirit.

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A redneck wants to buy a German car. ”Audi partner!”

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What does the redneck hitman say before pulling the trigger? “Get ‘em done”

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How is a redneck like yeast? They are both inbred

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i went to a redneck barbers to day, sat down in the chair then quickly changed my mind got up and walked away.

Think i may have dodged the mullet on this one.

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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common ? Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

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What do a redneck and his wife have in common? DNA

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Why did a redneck turn into radical Islam? He had heard they get yeeeehaaw’d.

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Did you hear about the redneck magician? He turns a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence.

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What do you you call redneck foreplay? “Hey sis, you awake?”

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My redneck cousin wants to be with a girl who is into multiple partners. Cracker wants a poly.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because none of them have dental records and all of their DNA is the same

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Why does a redneck go to a family funeral? To meet women.

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What’s the difference between a redneck divorce and a tornado? There is none. Either way someone is losing a trailer

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Why couldn’t the redneck use sunscreen? Because the instructions said to apply liberally

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You might be a redneck if You might be a redneck if you have a peeing for distance contest at your family reunions and Grandma always wins.

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What does a redneck girl say when she loses her virginity? Get off me Daddy! You crushing mah cigarettes!

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What do you call a redneck gorilla? "Harambubba"

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Have you ever wanted to try redneck food? I'd say just gopher it!

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Redneck at the doctor Redneck at the doctor: “Doc, I think I’m in trouble, I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago and it ain’t come out yet.”

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