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Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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I was in bed with this redneck girl when her father, her brother and her boyfriend busted in the room... ....and boy was he mad.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

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How does a Redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because there are no dental records and their DNA is all the same.

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Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive.

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Two rednecks are having a beer together... One redneck asks the other, "If I slept with your wife and we had a child together, would that make us kin?" The other redneck responds, "I ain't sure, but it would at least make us even."

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Two reasons why it’s hard to solve a Redneck murder 1. The DNA all matches
2. There are no dental records

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What's a redneck's favorite dating website? Ancestry.com

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What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? 1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

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What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common? Somebody's gonna lose their trailer.

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Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve. Never any dental records and all the DNA's the same.

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What do you call it when a redneck comes back from the dead? Reintarnation

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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What do you call it when a redneck dies and is reborn? Reintarnation

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If a redneck dies in battle.... Does he go to y'allhalla?

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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Someone is losing a trailer.

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The only thing harder than diamonds a redneck at his family reunion

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Why are redneck murders so difficult to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA matches.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve.. There's no dental record and the DNA is all the same.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers.

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A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins.

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Why are Redneck murder victims so hard to identify? There are no dental records...

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why can't you solve a redneck crime because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same

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What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin

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What do you call it when you die and come back as a redneck? Reintarnation

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Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve... Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.

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What's the difference between a Texan and a Redneck? Texans ride horses, Rednecks ride their cousins

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What’s the difference between a Texan and a Redneck? A Texan rides a horse, a Redneck rides his cousin

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Why is it so hard to solve a redneck crisis murder? They have no dental records and they all have the same DNA...

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What did the redneck say when it started to rain ice? *"What the hail?"*

i'll ^see ^^my ^^^way ^^^^out.

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How did you compliment a redneck? Nice tooth

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Have you heard of the Redneck Metric system? Instead of meters, everything is measured in yays.

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How to you circumsize a redneck?? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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A redneck's truck breaks down, so he bangs on the steering wheel... ... and the truck starts.

His buddy asks, "Why does hitting things make 'em work?"

The farmer smiles, "trick we picked up from the slave days."

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How does a redneck un-stick a bolt Double-Yee 40

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Why did a redneck turn into radical Islam? He had heard they get yeeeehaaw’d.

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Why does a redneck go to a family funeral? To meet women.

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A redneck couple are getting married Shortly after the ceremony, the priest announces 'those who wish to shoot their guns in celebration, please do so now or forever hold your piece".

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A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, "how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?" "not bad," replies Juan,"after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"

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