I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well, now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
A tour bus is traveling through Nevada...
it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.
The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"
A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"
Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?
He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
Energizer Bunny made a mess.... I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming
What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He went to court and was charged with battery.
A little boy is crying, because his pet bunny died...
his mother asks: How does it come you are crying much more now than when your grandma died?
little boy:I didnt have to pay for her with my allowance.
Guys, did you hear the news? The energizer bunny was arrested... He was charged with *battery.*
What's the difference between a head of lettuce and a unicorn? One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!
Did you hear the Energizer bunny got arrested? Yeah, assault with a battery. Apparently he just kept going on the guy. They're charging him in the morning.
Did you know the Energizer Bunny got beat up? His attacker got charged with Assault and Battery
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck we're in the middle of a robbery...
Bugs Bunny asked Daffy, "Is this whiskey?"
Daffy answered, "Of course it's whiskey, but it's safer than wobbing a bank"
What's the difference between a male chocolate bunny and a female chocolate bunny? A teenie, tiny piece of chocolate.
My four year old neighbor buddy just told me this joke he made up: what do you call a bunny rabbit with no ears?
P.s. I love nonsensical kid jokes.
A little girl walk into a pet shop She asks the employee for a bunny, upon which he asks: what kind of bunny are you looking for? The girl replies: I don’t think my pet snake really cares!
Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny getting a lap dance? He just kept coming, and coming, and coming, and coming...
The Energizer Bunny died of exhaustion recently... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he kept cuming and cuming
I just got a Bunny from the pet store today, and it already ran away. I'm suffering from rapid hare loss!
What was the result of the Energizer bunny being taken to court? He was charged with assault and battery
What do you call a bunny that sings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
By the way, not to brag, but I got that spelling right without Googling
Joke my four year old just came up with. How do you put a baby bunny to sleep in a cradle?
Hey may not be the funniest, but at least it's original!
Why is the Easter bunny the poorest animal in the world? He carries his tail behind, has to hide his eggs and can only come once a year.
Breaking News: Energizer Bunny arrested.
Charged with Assault and Battery.
We are waiting on his victim to be discharged.
Why did Donald Trump lock down the White House when the Easter Bunny was escaping? because his hare is almost gone.
Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs?
He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.
(It's the only Easter joke that I know)