Bunny Jokes

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

What do you call a towel used by a bunny? A hare dryer!

A tour bus is traveling through Nevada... it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.

The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"

A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"

Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.

Ever wonder why you don't see the energizer bunny anymore? He got arrested for battery.

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming.

A little 5yo girl goes into a petshop Hello, I want a little bunny

Worker: Sure, you want that small fluffy white one or the small puffy brown one?

Girl: I dont think my python cares...

Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery.

What do you call a rabbit who is an anesthesiologist? An Ether Bunny

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up? He uses Hare Spray...

(Ill see myself out)

Why did the bunny work in the brewery? he knew a lot about hops

What did bugs bunny save his word processing as? Whats up.doc

The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He got a battery charge.

I gave the pet store $20 Mitch better have my bunny

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He went to court and was charged with battery.

A little boy is crying, because his pet bunny died... his mother asks: How does it come you are crying much more now than when your grandma died?
little boy:I didnt have to pay for her with my allowance.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit

The Energizer Bunny was recently arrested. He was charged with battery.

They took the Duracell bunny into custody today He was charged with battery.

The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison. He was charged with battery.

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What type of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 24 carrot

Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.

The Energizer Bunny was just arrested! He was charged with battery.

Energizer Bunny just arrested. He was charged with battery!

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler actually

Guys, did you hear the news? The energizer bunny was arrested... He was charged with *battery.*

My girlfriend complained about her new bunny misbehaving I said "just give her some thyme".

So Tim is interviewing for a job. "I will need you to take a test before I hire you." Says the man. "You have to shoot 5 black men and a bunny"

"Why the bunny" asks Tim?

"Your hired"

Breaking News: The Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with battery.

The Energizer bunny got arrested today! He was arrested for battery.

This was a joke I posted on Facebook 7 years ago.

Bugs Bunny at the airport "Eh, what's up Doc?"

Have you heard that Duracell bunny is in jail? They say he was charged with battery

Why does the Easter Bunny drink IPAs? He loves the hops.

Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.

(It's the only Easter joke that I know)

What type of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.