Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red faced and embarrassed? Because her algaebra didn't hold up.
Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her B shells.
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells
What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra
How does a pregnant mermaid give birth?
Sorry, I thought of that last night and just had to share my genius with the world.
What's the opposite of a mermaid? Land Ho!
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her b-shells.
What do you call a mermaid who's a prostitute? H-2-Hoe
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
What does a mermaid wear to a Maths class ?
Note: Not my original. I had read this somewhere a few years ago. Kudos to the original creator.
Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her B- shells!
What does a mermaid mathematician wear? An algae bra!
Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Cuz she grew out of her B shell
*im so sorry*
Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
I know The Little Mermaid's breast size. It's obvious. She's wearing C-shells.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells? She's not big enough for d shells.
Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause she was too big for B- shells!
(my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells.
What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class? Her algae bra.
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
What does a mermaid wear to math class
I'm not sorry
Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure.
Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...
What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC.
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small.
What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.
You guys hear about the half of a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale...
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because D shells are too big.
Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot? Because it's mostly Ariel footage.
What does the Little Mermaid put on before math class? An Algebra
What does a mermaid mathematicion wear? An Algae-bra.
Why did the heavyset mermaid wear a turtleneck? So you wouldn't sea urchins!
What does a math-loving mermaid usually wear? Algebra.
What does a mermaid wear to math class? An "algebra"
Did you guys hear about the half a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale.
With the hype for Ariel The Mermaid remake. I made a suggestion to Disney, but they banned me from their website Apparently suggesting a remake of Tarzan with a black man was a bad idea.
Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?
What kind of bra did the Little Mermaid wear?
What got the mermaid pregnant? Sea men.
Why does a mermaid wear sea shells? She outgrew her B shells
The old Little Mermaid script was written in Arial The new one is written in Arial Black
Why has there been no live action adaptation of the little mermaid? They can only capture Ariel shots.
I think I met a mermaid the other day She said, "I like sitting on the beach but my other half likes swimming"
Was a wedding planner to a Mermaid couple once, but got such a terrible review Apparently serving shrimp cocktails at the reception was not such a good idea
Did you guys here about the half a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale
I remember after The Little Mermaid all the girls wanted to be mermaids. I asked "What do you know about breathing in water?" to one and she said... "I wouldn't know anything about it, but Natalie Wood"
What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra.
What swims slightly faster than a shark? The Little Mermaid on her period.