Hilarious Mermaid Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Mermaid Jokes

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Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red faced and embarrassed? Because her algaebra didn't hold up.

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Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her B shells.

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra

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How does a pregnant mermaid give birth? "Sea-section"

Sorry, I thought of that last night and just had to share my genius with the world.

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What's the opposite of a mermaid? Land Ho!

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her b-shells.

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What do you call a mermaid who's a prostitute? H-2-Hoe

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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What does a mermaid wear to a Maths class ? An algaebra.

Note: Not my original. I had read this somewhere a few years ago. Kudos to the original creator.

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Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her B- shells!

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What does a mermaid mathematician wear? An algae bra!

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Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? Cuz she grew out of her B shell

*im so sorry*

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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I know The Little Mermaid's breast size. It's obvious. She's wearing C-shells.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells? She's not big enough for d shells.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? Cause she was too big for B- shells!

(my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells.

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What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class? Her algae bra.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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What does a mermaid wear to math class An algae-bra

I'm not sorry

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC.

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small.

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What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.

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You guys hear about the half of a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale...

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because D shells are too big.

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Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot? Because it's mostly Ariel footage.

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What does the Little Mermaid put on before math class? An Algebra

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear? An Algae-bra.

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Why did the heavyset mermaid wear a turtleneck? So you wouldn't sea urchins!

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What does a math-loving mermaid usually wear? Algebra.

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What does a mermaid wear to math class? An "algebra"

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Did you guys hear about the half a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale.

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With the hype for Ariel The Mermaid remake. I made a suggestion to Disney, but they banned me from their website Apparently suggesting a remake of Tarzan with a black man was a bad idea.

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Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?

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What kind of bra did the Little Mermaid wear? An Algebra

(Algae Bra)

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New Mermaid Jokes

What got the mermaid pregnant? Sea men.

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Why does a mermaid wear sea shells? She outgrew her B shells

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The old Little Mermaid script was written in Arial The new one is written in Arial Black

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Why has there been no live action adaptation of the little mermaid? They can only capture Ariel shots.

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I think I met a mermaid the other day She said, "I like sitting on the beach but my other half likes swimming"

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Was a wedding planner to a Mermaid couple once, but got such a terrible review Apparently serving shrimp cocktails at the reception was not such a good idea

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Did you guys here about the half a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale

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I remember after The Little Mermaid all the girls wanted to be mermaids. I asked "What do you know about breathing in water?" to one and she said... "I wouldn't know anything about it, but Natalie Wood"

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra.

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What swims slightly faster than a shark? The Little Mermaid on her period.

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