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Why did the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because Dshells were too big.
Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red faced and embarrassed? Because her algaebra didn't hold up.
Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her B shells.
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells
What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra
How does a pregnant mermaid give birth?
"Sea-section"
Sorry, I thought of that last night and just had to share my genius with the world.
What's the opposite of a mermaid? Land Ho!
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her b-shells.
What do you call a mermaid who's a prostitute? H-2-Hoe
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
What does a mermaid wear to a Maths class ?
An algaebra.
Note: Not my original. I had read this somewhere a few years ago. Kudos to the original creator.
Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her B- shells!
What does a mermaid mathematician wear? An algae bra!
Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Cuz she grew out of her B shell
*im so sorry*
Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
I know The Little Mermaid's breast size. It's obvious. She's wearing C-shells.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells? She's not big enough for d shells.
Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause she was too big for B- shells!
(my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells.
What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class? Her algae bra.
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
What does a mermaid wear to math class
An algae-bra
I'm not sorry
Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure.
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small.
Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...
What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC.
What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.
You guys hear about the half of a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale...
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because D shells are too big.
What does a Mermaid bring to math class? An algae-bra.
Why does the Ariel from the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because the B-shells won't fit.
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells!
Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because the B shells were too small and the D shells were too big.
What did the sea say to the mermaid? Nothing, it just waved.
Did you guys hear about the half a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale.
With the hype for Ariel The Mermaid remake. I made a suggestion to Disney, but they banned me from their website Apparently suggesting a remake of Tarzan with a black man was a bad idea.
Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?
Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells
Why does the mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her B shells.
What got the mermaid pregnant? Sea men.
Why does a mermaid wear sea shells? She outgrew her B shells
The old Little Mermaid script was written in Arial The new one is written in Arial Black
I think I met a mermaid the other day She said, "I like sitting on the beach but my other half likes swimming"
Was a wedding planner to a Mermaid couple once, but got such a terrible review Apparently serving shrimp cocktails at the reception was not such a good idea
Did you guys here about the half a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale
I remember after The Little Mermaid all the girls wanted to be mermaids. I asked "What do you know about breathing in water?" to one and she said... "I wouldn't know anything about it, but Natalie Wood"
What did the pirate scream when he saw the island?
"Land ho!"
What did he scream when he saw the mermaid?
"Water ho!"
Why does the little mermaid wear c-shells? Because she grew out of her b-shells!
Why did the little mermaid wear sea shells? Because a shells and B shells were too small.
Why was the mermaid wearing seashells? Because she grew out of her b shells
Why did the comedian mermaid die ? Because it had a dry sense of humor .
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