Orange Jokes


Funniest Orange Jokes

Donald Trump - "I'm not orange!" "Impeach."

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My buddy said, "What rhymes with orange?" I pondered for a while and thought..."No, it doesn't."

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There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female… If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.

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If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black.

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I recently quit my job at the orange juice factory...... I just couldn’t concentrate.

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What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.

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Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

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I asked my buddy if he always puts an orange wedge in his beer. He said, "Ehh not really. Maybe once in a Blue Moon."

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This morning, the doctor told me I was colorblind. It came completely out of the orange.

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I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda. When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

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There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female... If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.

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I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice. Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.

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Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat.

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How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? He is orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November.

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They said "orange is the new black"... ...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama.

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I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States.

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My friend said to me what rhymes with orange No. It doesn't.

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How did Hitler like his orange juice? Concentrated.

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What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black

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Oprah could be the next President. Black is the new Orange.

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What was the codename for the transition from Obama to Trump? Orange is the new black

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What do you call gingers in Auschwitz? Concentrated Orange Jews

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If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama I guess you could say orange really is the new black

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I Just got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I could not concentrate

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I just got diagnosed with color blindness. I gotta say this diagnosis came out of the orange.

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Friend of mine said "What rhymes with orange" I said "No it doesn't"

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If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?

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How can you tell if an orange is male or female? If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.

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My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange” I say: “no it doesn’t”

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Two blondes are having a conversation... Do you know that the black box of an airplane is actually orange!

The other respond:

OMG! So, it's not a box?!?

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If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?

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My friend said to me today, "what rhymes with orange?" I said no it doesn't.

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This morning, my doctor told me I was colorblind. It came completely out of the orange

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Cake day post: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot

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If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say... Orange is the new Black.

Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to.

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My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange. There was a young man who had nothing,

Until one day he happened upon an orange.

That rhymes?

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice? Pulp Fiction

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I just can't draw blood With this orange crayon.

It isn't sharp enough.

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When Alzheimers disease knocks on your door. Knock knock

Who's there?

Alzheimers disease

Alzheimers disease who?

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

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The US election is reminiscent of Lord of the rings A last stand of the people against an evil orange entity and its minions

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The Melbourne Cup horse race is on again this coming Tuesday. I really hope the big goofy orange horse doesn't win.

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What did the Pumpkin say to Trump? "Sorry, spooky time is coming up and there isn't a enough orange in the world for both of us."

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What is blue, yellow and orange? Colors

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My grand mother is living clickbait My GM: Do you want to see a trick
Me: Yes
My GM: Lay an orange on a plate. Take a sharp knife. Give this a try, you will be telling your friends about it.

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When you think about it trump is actually the smallest racial minority in the world. There can't be many other orange people in the world.

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Why does my grandmother use a blue phone on Monday, a green one on theusday, a white one on Wednesday, a gray one on Thursday, a orange one on Friday and a red one on the weekends? To call people.

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My friend came up to me and said “what rhymes with orange?” And I replied, “no it doesn’t!”

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While Mike Pence can turn fruits j to vegetables, Trump can turn an orange into a peach.

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Y’all need to be careful when talking about the color of the upvote arrow. It’s orange but if you keep talking it gonna be blue.

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The local ice cream shop has introduced a new mixed fruit flavour since hearing the president of the United States could get removed. They call it the Impeached Orange.

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What is orange and impeached? A peach tree in fall.

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I once saw an orange with corn silk on top of it The people refer to it as "Mr. President."

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What is the National Flower of Summer? The orange traffic coneflower.

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The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house? The orange man

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What is the difference between Trump and a cheeze it? They are both just salty orange crackers.

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It’s a really good idea to set weight loss goals. I’m hoping to lose 220 pounds of ugly orange fat by November of 2020.

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My friend came up to me and said: "What rhymes with orange." I said: "No, it doesn't"

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You know what my favorite kinds of jews are? Orange jews, apple jews, tomato jews...

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Remember it's St Patrick's day today, try and stand out from the crowd... ... wear all orange, it's also an Irish color

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A friend of mine came up to me the other day and said, “What rhymes with orange?” And I said, “No, it doesn’t.”

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So I noticed a pretty popular costume yesterday. It was a bit large, orange... Wait! Now I remember. It was Kevin Spacey's prison jumpsuit

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Do you know why Eminem is the only person that can roast Donald Trump? Because nothing rhymes with orange.

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If Donald Trumps Presidency was a TV show, what would it be called? Orange Is The New Black.

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So my mate asks "What rhymes with orange?" I said "No it doesn't"

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What do people in Vietnam call Donald Trump? Agent orange

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The KGB's code name for Trump has been revealed. Agent Orange

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