Hilarious Orange Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Orange Jokes

Donald Trump - "I'm not orange!" "Impeach."

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My buddy said, "What rhymes with orange?" I pondered for a while and thought..."No, it doesn't."

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There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female… If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.

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If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black.

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I recently quit my job at the orange juice factory...... I just couldn’t concentrate.

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What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.

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Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

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I asked my buddy if he always puts an orange wedge in his beer. He said, "Ehh not really. Maybe once in a Blue Moon."

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This morning, the doctor told me I was colorblind. It came completely out of the orange.

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I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda. When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

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There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female... If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.

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I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice. Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.

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Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat.

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How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? He is orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November.

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They said "orange is the new black"... ...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama.

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I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States.

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My friend said to me what rhymes with orange No. It doesn't.

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How did Hitler like his orange juice? Concentrated.

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What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black

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Oprah could be the next President. Black is the new Orange.

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What was the codename for the transition from Obama to Trump? Orange is the new black

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What do you call gingers in Auschwitz? Concentrated Orange Jews

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If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama I guess you could say orange really is the new black

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I Just got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I could not concentrate

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I just got diagnosed with color blindness. I gotta say this diagnosis came out of the orange.

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Friend of mine said "What rhymes with orange" I said "No it doesn't"

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If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?

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How can you tell if an orange is male or female? If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.

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My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange” I say: “no it doesn’t”

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My roommate came up to me and said "What rhymes with orange?" I said "No it doesn't."

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If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?

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Me: What rhymes with orange Him: No it doesn't

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How is Trump similar to a pumpkin? Both are orange, hollow and should have been thrown out in November.

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My friend said to me today, "what rhymes with orange?" I said no it doesn't.

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"Nothing rhymes with Orange." No it doesn't.

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What's orange, has a pointy head, and can take someone to the top? An upvote.

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Why do rappers hate Trump? Nothing rhymes with orange.

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What rhymes with orange? No, no it doesn't.

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This morning, my doctor told me I was colorblind. It came completely out of the orange

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New Orange Jokes

What is orange and impeached? A peach tree in fall.

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I just can't draw blood With this orange crayon.

It isn't sharp enough.

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A friend of mine came up to me the other day and said, “What rhymes with orange?” And I said, “No, it doesn’t.”

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The next person The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same cup is gonna get a punch.

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What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out after October.

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How can you tell when you're in a math problem? Your pickup is full of watermelons, and your need to find out how much orange juice costs.

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What do Trump and a Jack-o-Lantern have in common? Both are hollow, orange, and need to be thrown out by early November.

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What's orange, empty headed, and tries to be scary? A jack o'lantern!

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What's orange and sounds a like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did they fire the guy from the Orange Juice Factory? He couldn’t concentrate.

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Why do Tennesseans always wear orange? On Saturdays they watch the Vols. On Sundays they hunt. The rest of the week they are picking up trash by the side of the road.

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If the Red Man lives in the red house, the Blue Man in the blue house, the Yellow Man in the yellow house, where does the Orange Man live? The White House

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My friend said to me the other day, "What rhymes with orange". And i said.. "No, it doesn't."

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The blue man lives in the blue house, red man lives in the red house, green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man.

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Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump? Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."

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I'm trying to become bilingual Does anyone know how to say "this is a pretty small orange" in mandarin?

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If The US presidency was a TV show It would be "Orange is the new black"

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I had to quit my job at the Orange Juice factory, it was too distracting there. I just couldn't concentrate.

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Comparing Nixon to Trump isn't fair... It's apples and orange.

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If orange is the new black That would explain all the Trump hate.

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I went to the bar today and asked the bartender to make me an Orange Cheeto... "I've never heard of that," he replies.

"Well, nobody really knows what it's made of," I reply, "but I've heard it's heavily influenced by a White Russian."

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What's orange at the top and black at the bottom? Society

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What rhymes with orange Wait, no it doesn't.

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What do Donald Trump and Goldfish have in common? They're both tasteless orange crackers

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Did you hear about the guy who robbed the Cheetos factory? He was caught orange fingered.

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I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda I guess you could say it was a Fanta-sea

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Orange is the New Black predicted the future… Just take a look at our President and you'll see what I mean.

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You gotta hand it to Donald Trump... He's the only orange that makes you say "mmm, peach!"

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Yesterday I was walking past the state prison and saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down from the concrete wall, screaming insults at the guards.

I thought, "Well, thats a little condescending little con descending"

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How often do I put orange slices in my beer? Oh, once in a Blue Moon.

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What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man? One runs away, the other runs for president.

^^It's ^^kinda ^^my ^^first ^^submission ^^I ^^hope ^^it's ^^ok

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Cowards are yellow, Russians are red, Mix them together, it's Trump's orange head.

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Donald Trump looks great in orange... but even better impeach.

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What's the similarity between an apple and an orange beside that both are fruits? Both are not a banana.

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Last night I dreamt that I was drinking orange soda... But the I woke up and realized that it was just a Fanta-sea.

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My wife said to me "What rhymes with orange?" I said "No it doesn't."

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Why did the orange stop rolling halfway up the hill? Because he ran out of juice!

(A 6 year old kid ran up to me, tugged on my shirt and said, "Hey mister, want to hear a funny joke?")

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The purple man lives in the purple house. The green man lives in the green house. The blue man lives in the blue house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man.

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The blue man lives in the blue house. The green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man.

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory. I got canned...I just couldn't concentrate.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? **A carrot.**

Hahahaha and no, I'm not a dad.

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Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day Teach a man to fire: he'll turn orange, run a reality show based on it, and then take over your country.

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Donald Trumps presidential codename should be Agent Orange. I love the smell of no juan in the morning.

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The KGB's code name for Trump has been revealed. Agent Orange

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My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange. There was a young man who had nothing,

Until one day he happened upon an orange.

That rhymes?

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Annoying Orange has 5 million subscribers, but has long since reached its peak. Now he's president of the United States.

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I'm torn: on the one hand, I absolutely hate xenophobia, sexism, and racism on the other hand, orange is my favorite color.

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Whats more offensive than black face? Orange face.

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Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show... Orange is the New Black

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What is Russia's codename for Trump? Agent Orange.

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Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results. Orange is the new black.

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice? Pulp Fiction

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A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head?

Yeah, I know, too easy right?

It's Jar Jar Binks

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got fired because I couldn't concentrate.

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I lost my job at the orange juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate

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If Donald Trump becomes president... Does that make orange the new black?

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How do Protestants like their orange juice? without Pope

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What do you call a made-up orange? Pulp Fiction!

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When Alzheimers disease knocks on your door. Knock knock

Who's there?

Alzheimers disease

Alzheimers disease who?

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

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Cake day post: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot

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