Dnd Jokes

If Trump played DnD, what weapon would he use? Fire staff

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If Trump played DnD, what weapon would he use? A fire staff.

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Funny Dnd Jokes
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A joke to tell at DnD. Why are Dwarf pubs so bad? Because they set the bar so low.

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how many dnd players does it take to change a light bulb All of them, never split the party

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DnD books:$20 Gas to go the store:$15

Realizing you have nothing to roll:diceless

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A group of DnD players walk into a bar The bartender asks, “what’re you all in for?”

The group says “we’re hunting mimics”

The bartender laughed, the group laughed, the table laughed. They killed the table

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Pre-2000s, gender was like flipping a coin. Now it's like rolling a DnD dice.

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How do you tell a programmer from a DnD player? Ask them to complete the list: int, char, str...

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What is a dnd clerics favorite car manufacturer? Ford, because I’ve never seen a cleric without their focus.

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I've made a bard/rogue for DnD... His signature move is seducing the enemy with a dozen kisses, from shoulder to ear.

But apprently our party forbids neck-romancey

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