If Trump played DnD, what weapon would he use? Fire staff
If Trump played DnD, what weapon would he use? A fire staff.
A joke to tell at DnD. Why are Dwarf pubs so bad? Because they set the bar so low.
how many dnd players does it take to change a light bulb All of them, never split the party
Gas to go the store:$15
Realizing you have nothing to roll:diceless
A group of DnD players walk into a bar
The bartender asks, “what’re you all in for?”
The group says “we’re hunting mimics”
The bartender laughed, the group laughed, the table laughed. They killed the table
Pre-2000s, gender was like flipping a coin. Now it's like rolling a DnD dice.
How do you tell a programmer from a DnD player? Ask them to complete the list: int, char, str...
What is a dnd clerics favorite car manufacturer? Ford, because I’ve never seen a cleric without their focus.
I've made a bard/rogue for DnD...
His signature move is seducing the enemy with a dozen kisses, from shoulder to ear.
But apprently our party forbids neck-romancey