What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn
My dad is like a unicorn He's never here. :(
The other day my friend told me I was delusional... ...I nearly fell off of my unicorn.
I went to get my unicorn neutered...
Now it's a eunuchorn.
A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn
What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? A eunuchorn.
A hunter went out on a hunting trip. He took his sons cigarettes by mistake. He had an excellent day. He shot 2 bucks, a boar, a black bear, and a unicorn.
Dave and John have a conversation
Dave: Are you a virgin
John: I was, until yesterday
Dave: I don't believe you
John: No, seriously, ask your sister
Dave: I don't have a sister
John: You will in 9 months.
*flies away snickering on his magic unicorn*
what's the difference between a unicorn and a girlfriend? i am 8 times more likely to find a unicorn
What do you call a Unicorn with his horn cut off? a Eunuch-horn! :D
What do you call a unicorn who's had it's horn removed? A eunuchcorn.
What's the difference between a head of lettuce and a unicorn? One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!
A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"
A mailman, a boy, and a unicorn walk into a bar. The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.
What has one horn and isn't magic? A dead unicorn.
Why didn’t the narwhal invite the unicorn to his party? He wanted to keep it real
What do you call a unicorn with no horn? A eunuch
What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuch-orn
NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42...
NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42
Dragon steak for lunch, and Unicorn pie for dinner.
What do you call a gelded unicorn? A Eunuch-corn
A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says ...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.
The other day, I was questioning the state of my sanity... ... but the unicorn and the gummy bear told me I was okay.
What do you call a piece of corn all by itself? A Unicorn.
What do you call a unicorn who got a flu shot? An immunicorn
Why did the 2-Horned Unicorn keep getting sent home from work? Excessive Horniness is inappropriate in the workplace
What do you get if you remove the horn from a unicorn? A eunuch
Whats the difference between a generous scottish man and a unicorn Nothing, Theyre both fictional characters
What do you call a vegetable in college? A unicorn
How do you catch a unicorn? Unique up on it.
You are riding a unicorn chasing a rainbow tiger and there is a flying lion behind you. What do you do? Get off the carousal, you're drunk.
What do you call an academic institute concerning vegetables that only offers their services to mythological creatures? A Unicorn