A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank The rabbit says : I think I might be a type O.
I ordered rabbit stew at a pub the other day...
The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away.
I call him back and say, "There's a hare in my stew."
My Kids Got Pissed at Me for Cooking Pancakes this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank. "I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?"
Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third one was hit by the train.
Two blondes find a set of tracks in the snow.
"They're rabbit tracks!" Said Trixie.
"No, silly, they're Bear tracks!" Said Susie.
This went on for a while, until the train hit them.
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar The bartender says "I think someone has made a typo here."
What's the difference between United Airlines and a magician's hat? You can't pull a live rabbit out of a United jet.
I got in trouble for trying to bring a dead rabbit on a plane. I thought I was allowed one carrion.
Patient: every day I feel more and more like a cartoon rabbit
**Doctor:** you have a bad case of updoc
**Patient:** what’s updoc?
**Doctor:** this is more serious than I thought
Two rabbits are eating carrots ...from farmer Brown's field. One turns to the other and says, "This carrot is pithy." The other rabbit says, "I guess so. I just pithed on it."
A Baptist preacher, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit takes a look around and says, "I'm beginning to think I'm a typo."
What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
On earth: A magician puts his hand in his hat. In the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. It is time. The rabit council must choose another sacrifice.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
Wife driving the car ....
Husband: yes dear
WIFE: did something hit the car
Husband: yes deer
WIFE: do you know what it was
Husband: yes deer
WIFE: was it an animal
Husband: yes deer
WIFE: was it a rabbit
Husband: no deer
If I ran a night club I'd hire a rabbit to guard the front door. I heard they're good bouncers.
Saw a guy in a bar with a rabbit on his face
So I saw a guy in a bar with a rabbit on his face,
obviously i asked him, hey whats the deal with the rabbit on your face?
He replied "hey it's not a rabbit, its a facial hair".
My friend told me he'd failed his driving test for running over a rabbit I said they couldn't fail you for that, he said they can when it's in the butcher's window.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
A rabbit, a vicar and an Iman walk into a bar. The rabbit looks at the other two, frowns, and exclaims "bloody autocorrect, wasting my time again!"
A priest, a rabbit and an imam walk into a bar. The rabbit says “oops, I think I’ve had too much tea.”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an octopus? An immediate cessation of funds and a stern reprimand from the ethics committee
Captain Crunch, The Trix rabbit and Tony the Tiger have been found dead in their homes. I guess you could say there’s a cereal killer on the loose.
My friend gave me his pet rabbit a few seconds before I asked for it. ...It's not the worst thing in the world. It was just a hare too soon.
“Going down the rabbit hole” is an expression meaning to enter into a strange or complicated situation, And also to a person exploring their new furry kink.
Man opens fridge to find rabbit asleep inside...
He says "Excuse me, what do you think you are doing?"
Rabbit replies "This is Westinghouse isn't it?"
Man says "Yes it is"
Rabbit says "Well, would you mind closing the door, I'm westing"
I went to a yard sale. I've always wanted to have a yard. Turns out they were actually selling three feet . . . used to belong to some rabbit . . .
A bear and a rabbit are taking a poo in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says..
"Do you have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?"
"No..no I don't." Says the rabbit.
So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his bum with it.
What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? A visit from the ethics committee and your funding taken away.
My four year old neighbor buddy just told me this joke he made up: what do you call a bunny rabbit with no ears?
P.s. I love nonsensical kid jokes.
A rabbit walks into a barbers shop and asks for a haircut... The barber says, "I can't help you with that my friend, but the butcher across the street sure can."
A hippopotamus walks into a bar. He buys a drink for the rabbit on the bar stool. She bats her eyes at him. He asks for a dance..
The rabbit says "tango?"
He says "nope.... Lets do Hip Hop!"
A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's very first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and subsequently arrested. The charge: Disturbing the peas!
John says to his friend: did you know, carrots are good for your eyes! How are you so sure about that? Asks his friend. Well, John replies, have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
My friends started discussing bestiality but I didn't really want to go down that rabbit hole
Met a guy in a bar with a rabbit on his face. “What’s that?” I said.. “A facial hare” he replies