Two blondes are walking and one asks, “ which is closer, the moon or Florida?” And the other responds, “duh... ... can you see Florida?”
Canada's starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon They're calling the spaceship Apollo-G.
Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there.
The moon landing was staged The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location.
TIL The American flag on the moon has turned white due to radiation Now it looks like the French landed on the moon
TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag. Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first.
So I decided to build a Restaurant on the moon The food is great and all but there's no atmosphere.
First woman on the moon
W: Houston, we have a problem
H: What is it?
W: Nevermind its nothing
H: What is the problem?
H: Tell us what the problem is!
I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day.
Edit: FFS guys it's a ruddy joke. It doesn't have to be scientifically accurate
The first woman on the Moon contacted Houston.
"Houston, we have a problem."
*"What is it?"*
*"What's the problem?"*
*"Please tell us."*
Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"
The moon landings were faked… But the director was such a perfectionist that he demanded they be filmed on location.
The Sun and the Moon walk into a bar...
Sun: Ahhh damn it! I forgot my wallet.
Moon: Hey no worries, I'll cover ya.
Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon.
TIL the American flag on the moon is now bleached completely white by the sun so historians and/or other species would never know it was America that first landed on the moon They'll think it was France
How can you tell what kind of eel you're looking at? Well, if the moon hits it's eye like a big pizza pie, it's a moray.
Apparantly all flags on the moon have faded to white by now. Now the French can claim to have been there.
Did you hear about the Mexican space program? They’re sending chickens to the moon for the first time ever, they’re calling it A-pollo 11
The moon landing was obviously fake. Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the moon to be completely white So now it looks like France visited first
The first woman on the moon
The first woman on the moon:
- Houston, we have a problem
- What is it?
- It doesn't matter, it's nothing
- What is the problem?
- Please, state your problem.
- You know too damn well, what the problem is!"
Know your eclipses.
Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.
Ladies. If your man is giving you both the moon and stars You should be willing to sacrifice uranus
When somebody says that the moon landing was faked Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the moon”
I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore When you suddenly squeal cuz you stepped on an eel that’s a moray!
Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside? Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts.
When neil Armstrong landed on the moon and said "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" What he really said was..." there's no way a cow can jump over this!"
It took a lot of work and thousands of hours from thousands of people, but the human race made sure to get to the moon by ‘69. Nice.
2 Blondes siting in a backyard in Florida at night One says to the other What do you think is closer the moon or Texas... the other says the moon so the other asks how do you know and she replies duh can you see Texas
Why do so many Egyptian crocodiles believe that the moon landings were faked? I think a lot of them are just in denial.
What's the difference between the moon and the female g spot We have videos to prove that men have been to the moon
For me, the biggest problem about colonies on the Moon would be the restaurants there. They would have no atmosphere
On July 20, 1969, humans landed on the moon for the first time We would’ve gone earlier but the moon was full
The USA’s greatest achievement wasn’t putting a man on the moon It was putting a man on the moon and doing all the calculations in imperial units
What did the USSR have in common with hipsters? They lost interest in going to the moon after someone else had already been there
What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes? “I guess you had to be there”
I’d like to think Stanley Kubrick helped NASA Fake the moon landing... ...but he’s such a perfectionist that he probably filmed the whole thing on location.
My friends believe that a full moon gives supernatural powers but I think they're just lunartics
Astromers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours... so they decided to call it a day.
Two blondes are walking and one asks, “which is closer, the moon or Florida?” The other responds, “duh... ...can you see Florida?”
Walking on the moon was a leap but playing jazz on the moon, that'd be some giant steps for mankind.
There was a young vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were quite unstable
By the light of the moon
She took out a spoon
And drank herself under the table
What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes? I guess you had to be there.