What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him? Shoots him 8 times in the black.
So a panda walks into a bar...
He sits down and orders: I'd like one whiskey.......and a coke please
The bartender brings him his drinks and asks:" Here you go, but why the big pause?"
The panda looks down to his hands and says:" I was born with them"
A panda walks into a bar
He tells the bartender, "I'll have a scotch and....................................................a coke, thank you."
"Sure thing," replied the bartender, "but why the big pause?"
"I was born with them," says the panda raising his paws.
What’s black and white, black and white and black and white? A panda bear rolling down a hill
So a Panda walks into Child Protecive Services...
They ask, “Whats wrong?”
The panda says, “my mother gave me two black eyes”
What’s the difference between a panda and a cop in an ethnic restaurant? A panda eats chutes and leaves. The cop eats, shoots and leaves.
What do you get if you cross Human DNA and Panda DNA? Banned from the zoo. Trust me, I found out the hard way.
People tend to give teddy bears as gifts for Valentine's Day.
The standard teddy or panda bears seem popular this year. I've got my girlfriend a koala bear because she loves them.
Plus, I don't know a better way to tell her that I've got chlymidia.
Did you hear about the Panda at the Philadelphia Zoo who had his meal time changed? He was bamboo-zled.
Today i realised that Kung Fu Panda was actually a very progressive movie Not only is the protagonist such a minority that he is literally an endangered species, he is also portrayed by a Black man
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.
After eating, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and leaves.
Next day, the headlines read *Panda eats shoots and leaves!*
A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops...
But which one was the best?
The Koala's, as it was the most Koala-Tea.
Why don't bisexuals eat at Panda Express? Because they're always telling them to pick a side.
A panda walks into a bar...
A panda walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender and says, "Can I get a
glass of water?"
The bartender says, "Sure, but why the big paws?"
What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
A Panda walks into a bar..
and asks the bartender if he can get a scotch...
The bartender replies "Sure thing, but why the big pause?"
The Panda shrugs, lifts up his hands, and says "Was born with them."
My lover always dresses as a panda when we are in bed Unfortunately, I don't think we'll last; he just eats shoots and leaves.
Did you hear the one about the panda who cheated people of their money? I heard he bamboozled them
Panda Express fired me for emailing around photos of bad stir fry... I guess I should have labelled them Not Safe for Wok...
A panda is finishing up his meal at a restaurant. When he is handed the bill, he pulls a deagle and nails the waiter in the stomach. He proceeded to walkout of the restaurant. What did you expect, they eat, shoots and leaves.
I got fired from my Job at Panda Express for forwarding pictures of bad stir fry. My boss said I should have labeled them Not Safe For Wok
I know people really like Chinese Bears and jewelry, so I was gonna make a joke about them... But that would be panda ring.
Why the big paws?
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter? Seems it's a story, that bear's repeating.
How did they know the panda was the one who robbed the resturant at gun point? Panda’s eat shoots and leaves
A panda walks into a restaurant
He orders food, eats it, shoots the waiter, and leaves without paying.
The police question the panda.
They ask why he did it
The panda says to look up 'panda' in the dictionary.
Eats shoots and leaves.
Today a panda said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, But I'm sure I've never met herbivore.
Why did the Doctor think the Panda had a concussion? It kept calling saying its head was fuzzy.
What happens when you drop a religious panda in the middle of a crowded public place? Mass Pandamonium
Every province in China has its own, unique foods. Panda Chinese Kitchen comes from the Heatlamp province.
What do you call a Panda who eats, shoots, and leaves?
OC by BatManBenJamIn
A Recent Discovery in the Scientific Community has Caused an Outrage...
Chaos ensued when scientists discovered a new element while studying a panda named Mon. The only thing that caused more insanity was the name of the element.