The ghost busters enterd the hospital to see their friend who has been diagnosed with cancer
When they walk in their stopped by a doctor who says
-Sorry no spawn camping
I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent.
If you're a criminal and you go camping with EA, don't forget to bring something to sleep in... ... or they'll make you pay for the extra con tent
Do you know the difference between camping and molestation? No? In that case, do you want to go camping this weekend?
Two Squirrels GO Camping
They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,
"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"
The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents.
Surveys show people from Massachusetts go camping more than any other state. Their destination usually includes one of Connecticut's many passing lanes.
Y’know, communism is definitely the best system of government. Nowadays it costs one hundred dollars just to go camping for a night. In the Soviet Union you could go to camp forever, and it was free.
How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip? Take two of them with you.
Grammar lesson Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?"
I went camping in the snow. As the snow melted, water leaked in. It was the winter of my discount tent.
3 guys in camping in one tent The guy on the left dreamed a beautiful blond was giving him a handjob. The guy on the right dreamed a georgous redhead was giving him a handjob. The guy in the middle dreamt he was skiing.
Jack and Dan are on a camping trip in the woods, when Dan passes out
Jack calls the Ambulance and reports the accident
The Ambulance tells him, " Make sure he is actually dead'
Jack leaves the phone and the Ambulance hear a shot
Jack says, "Now what?"
If you were camping and woke up in the morning with vaseline between your thighs and butt crack would you tell anyone? No? Wanna go camping?
I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent.
Camping gone wrong
Germans got fiesty with me recently. they asked me: "why do you fear germans, what did we ever do to you?"
Me: Well, you do throw some lame camping experiences.
I was on a camping trip when the coronavirus outbreak was announced. To try to stop the spread, we stayed in our tents all day. I guess you could say, the camping trip was in tents.
A man with a lisp was accused of a crime while he was camping
While being investigated, he told the officers that he wasn't guilty of the crime...
He was... In-a-tent.
Did you hear about the lawyer that got lost on a camping trip with one of his clients? He was found with criminal in-tent.
Be careful when you’re out camping Whenever I see people murdered on the news they always seem to have been killed in tents
Your mama is old...
She used to share a corner with Mary Magdalen.
(Came up with it while camping with my folks. Can't believe I said that outloud, I'm church going, born again Christian lol)
What did the bushcraft/survivalist white supremacists say a few days after camping in the deep south. Die chiggers!
Camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn’t bring a sleeping bag, lol he’s gonna freeze tn Oh god wait what is he doing
If you went camping with a guy... ...and woke up with a sore greasy butt you probably wouldn’t tell anyone right? No? Wanna ho camping?
Why'd the tarp like the camping equipment recycling startup idea? It sounded good to an extent
I remember when I lost my virginity..... That’s the last time I was allowed to go camping with my Uncle.
It only costs 1 penny to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping or dressed as a dolphin... So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
What’s the difference between camping and molestation? Oh, you don’t know? Do you wanna go camping this weekend?
Why do cannibals camp alone? Because while camping you should never sleep next to your food source.
My overzealous friends and I were playing hide & seek on our camping trip. It was really in tents.