The ghost busters enterd the hospital to see their friend who has been diagnosed with cancer
When they walk in their stopped by a doctor who says
-Sorry no spawn camping
Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any sperm with a Y chromosome.
It's called sonblock.
First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.
Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent.
I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent.
If you're a criminal and you go camping with EA, don't forget to bring something to sleep in... ... or they'll make you pay for the extra con tent
I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents.
What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents
I don't like camping with just one other person. It's just too intense.
Do you know the difference between camping and molestation? No? In that case, do you want to go camping this weekend?
Two Squirrels GO Camping
They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,
"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"
The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents.
Surveys show people from Massachusetts go camping more than any other state. Their destination usually includes one of Connecticut's many passing lanes.
Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping
When going camping you can never run You have to ran, because it will always be past tents.
Y’know, communism is definitely the best system of government. Nowadays it costs one hundred dollars just to go camping for a night. In the Soviet Union you could go to camp forever, and it was free.
How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip? Take two of them with you.
What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere
I dated this girl who was only hot when we went camping She was pretty intense
I went camping recently. It was intense.
Camping is an extreme sport It's in tents!
What do you take on a math camping trip? 2/10
Grammar lesson Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?"
I can't relax when I'm camping . . . It's too in tents.
I went on an extreme camping trip last week... It was in tents.
Why does camping never get boring? Because it's in tents.
Smokers are great people to go camping with You can easily outrun them if a Bear attacks
I went camping in the snow. As the snow melted, water leaked in. It was the winter of my discount tent.
3 guys in camping in one tent The guy on the left dreamed a beautiful blond was giving him a handjob. The guy on the right dreamed a georgous redhead was giving him a handjob. The guy in the middle dreamt he was skiing.
My wife brought her make up on our camping trip... She can be pretty in tents.
Do you know what camping is? It's intense
I had a crazy camping trip this weekend It was in tents
What do you call the Ghostbusters at the hospital? Spawn camping
Why can’t you run in a camping site? You can only ‘ran’. Because it’s past tents
Jack and Dan are on a camping trip in the woods, when Dan passes out
Jack calls the Ambulance and reports the accident
The Ambulance tells him, " Make sure he is actually dead'
Jack leaves the phone and the Ambulance hear a shot
Jack says, "Now what?"
Why Do Adrenaline Junkies Go Camping Because it's in tents.
Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip? Yea, it was in tents
I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents.
Did I tell you about my crazy camping trip? It was in tents
If you were camping and woke up in the morning with vaseline between your thighs and butt crack would you tell anyone? No? Wanna go camping?
I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent.
If you think of something you seriously wanted to do while inside of your camping shelter, you're thinking in the tense in-tent intent tense
Just got back from a camping trip with the family The days were incredible, but the nights were in tents
I want to make a podcast where two guys go camping and debate the best camping supplies... ...Call it “Intense in Tents”
Go out camping during the lockdown to become a famous movie director. Tentin Quarantino.
I went camping in a haunted campground. It was in tents.
I went camping with my friends once in a bear infested wood. It was an in-tents experience.
What does a Mexican call camping during lockdown? Tent in quarantino!
Camping gone wrong
Germans got fiesty with me recently. they asked me: "why do you fear germans, what did we ever do to you?"
Me: Well, you do throw some lame camping experiences.
I was on a camping trip when the coronavirus outbreak was announced. To try to stop the spread, we stayed in our tents all day. I guess you could say, the camping trip was in tents.
Why should people with heart disease avoid sleeping outdoors? Because camping is in tents.
I've always wanted to try camping But I've heard it's really in tents
I hate camping I find it to inTENTS
A man with a lisp was accused of a crime while he was camping
While being investigated, he told the officers that he wasn't guilty of the crime...
He was... In-a-tent.
I love extreme camping It's in tents
Did you hear about the lawyer that got lost on a camping trip with one of his clients? He was found with criminal in-tent.
Me and my dad go camping every summer I always remind him to not forget the claymores.
Be careful when you’re out camping Whenever I see people murdered on the news they always seem to have been killed in tents
Why is camping so stressful? Because it's in tents
Camping is the best extreme sport It's in tents
Your mama is old...
She used to share a corner with Mary Magdalen.
(Came up with it while camping with my folks. Can't believe I said that outloud, I'm church going, born again Christian lol)
What did the bushcraft/survivalist white supremacists say a few days after camping in the deep south. Die chiggers!
Camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn’t bring a sleeping bag, lol he’s gonna freeze tn Oh god wait what is he doing
If you went camping with a guy... ...and woke up with a sore greasy butt you probably wouldn’t tell anyone right? No? Wanna ho camping?
Who else finds camping intense? (In tents)
The number seven went camping one day. He packed his things and he was sept for life.
I could tell my friend was scared of going camping They were tents
What do you call a well planned Camping trip that will be awesome in the future? Po'tent'ial
Why'd the tarp like the camping equipment recycling startup idea? It sounded good to an extent
I remember when I lost my virginity..... That’s the last time I was allowed to go camping with my Uncle.
Have you heard about the seasonal camping sale? It is the winter of discount tents!
What’s the difference between camping and being homeless? Commitment
I had a crazy vivid LSD trip camping at Glastonbury. It was in tents.
Be careful when camping in the woods Whenever the police find a body it's always in a tent
Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes camping Bigfoot tries taking pictures of her
Camping isn’t just a thrill It’s in tents.
It only costs 1 penny to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping or dressed as a dolphin... So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
My friends and I were watching the World Cup during our camping trip It was in tents.
I will never forget the first time I went camping It was an in tents experience.
I was arrested on my last camping trip. I was sleeping with intent.
A lot of crazy things happened during my camping trip It was in tents.
What’s the difference between camping and molestation? Oh, you don’t know? Do you wanna go camping this weekend?
What did the masseuse say to the camping seamstress? Why sew tents?
Why do cannibals camp alone? Because while camping you should never sleep next to your food source.
My overzealous friends and I were playing hide & seek on our camping trip. It was really in tents.
My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group He told me it was in tents.
I had a great time camping last night It was in tents
I like flicking all the light switches in my house so I can go camping indoors. But my girlfriend tells me it's a huge turnoff.
A man was arrested after planning to kill his friend while on a camping trip.... He's being charged with intense intents in tents.
There's a company that recycles old or abandoned camping gear left behind at festivals and gives them to charities and the homeless.... They're called "Past Tents, Present Tents and Future Tents".
You know, camping gear for sea mammals is really versatile. It works for all in tents and porpoises.
I just went camping for the first time. It was in tents.
Some people say camping is boring and not extreme enough. But for me, camping is 'in tents'
"Wow, this camping trip's going to be INTENSE!" "What?! *I thought you said were staying in the cabin*!"
Why are horror movies involving camping so scary? They are in tents.
If you're in the army and your commanding officer comes up to you when you're near your camping equipment, what do you do?
Or, y'know, stand at atTENTion.
My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents
What is the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows
My great great grandfather died at Custer's last stand? He didn't die fighting he was camping nearby and went over to complain about the noise.
This guy the other day asked me to go camping for vacation Camping -- that's the dumbest vacation I ever heard of in my life. What, I'm gonna work all year so I can go out and pretend I'm homeless?
You can't run on a camping site... you can only ran because it's past tents
I like camping but... it's so in tents