Camping Jokes

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Funniest Camping Jokes

My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping... ...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...

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Yo mama is so fat.. ..when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

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My wife and I were camping... and an angry looking bear surprised us while we were eating. She looked at me and said "Should I give him some of the stew I made?"

I said, "No, he looks angry enough already."

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The ghost busters enterd the hospital to see their friend who has been diagnosed with cancer When they walk in their stopped by a doctor who says
-Sorry no spawn camping

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What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping? Criminal intent.

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You woman gotta' realise, making us sleep on the couch ain't that bad... It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping. With an angry bear nearby.

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Camped Dad: We're going camped tomorrow, and I think we'll go extra deep into the woods.

Son: That sounds really fun, but wouldn't the proper statement be 'we're going camping.'

Dad: Normally, yes, but the verb changes because I'm sure we'll be going past tents.

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Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent.

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I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents.

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If you're a criminal and you go camping with EA, don't forget to bring something to sleep in... ... or they'll make you pay for the extra con tent

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My wife just sent me to sleep on the couch. It's just like camping, but with a big angry bear in the next room.

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My wife Not many of you know that my wife was bitten by a rattlesnake over the summer, while we were camping. After two days of horrible, writhing agony, the snake died.

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What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents

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What do you call 20 dead babies in a maternity ward? Spawn camping.

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I don't like camping with just one other person. It's just too intense.

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Dear Apple: please stop autocorrecting things like “he HAD gone camping” and “he HAS gone camping” Spelling mistakes are one thing, but don’t assume you know what tents I wanted to use.

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The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents.

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Two Squirrels GO Camping They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,

"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"

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Do you know the difference between camping and molestation? No? In that case, do you want to go camping this weekend?

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping

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Surveys show people from Massachusetts go camping more than any other state. Their destination usually includes one of Connecticut's many passing lanes.

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When going camping you can never run You have to ran, because it will always be past tents.

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Y’know, communism is definitely the best system of government. Nowadays it costs one hundred dollars just to go camping for a night. In the Soviet Union you could go to camp forever, and it was free.

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How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip? Take two of them with you.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks.

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What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere

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I dated this girl who was only hot when we went camping She was pretty intense

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What do you call a murderer who goes camping? Criminal intent

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Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any sperm with a Y chromosome. It's called sonblock.



First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.

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I went camping recently. It was intense.

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I went on an extreme camping trip last week... It was in tents.

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I was told if I got robbed when I was camping, it would invalidate my insurance... They said if my tent gets stolen, I'll no longer be covered.

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I had a crazy camping trip this weekend It was in tents

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I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents.

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Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip? Yea, it was in tents

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My wife went into labor while we were camping. It was in tents.

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Did I tell you about my crazy camping trip? It was in tents

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Imagine a horror movie about going camping... It would be in tents O_O

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A lot of crazy things happened during my camping trip It was in tents.

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Why can’t you run in a camping site? You can only ‘ran’. Because it’s past tents

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American filmmakers are camping in people's backyards to make a documentry about being productive during lockdown Title: Tentin Quarantino

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Who do the Goastbusters take camping? The stay puff marshmallow man.

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Me and my dad go camping every summer I always remind him to not forget the claymores.

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I could tell my friend was scared of going camping They were tents

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Be careful when camping in the woods Whenever the police find a body it's always in a tent

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Camping isn’t just a thrill It’s in tents.

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My friends and I were watching the World Cup during our camping trip It was in tents.

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I will never forget the first time I went camping It was an in tents experience.

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Why do cannibals camp alone? Because while camping you should never sleep next to your food source.

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New marketing campaign for outdoor activities: camping... it's in-tents.

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My overzealous friends and I were playing hide & seek on our camping trip. It was really in tents.

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I like flicking all the light switches in my house so I can go camping indoors. But my girlfriend tells me it's a huge turnoff.

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Some people say camping is boring and not extreme enough. But for me, camping is 'in tents'

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Why are horror movies involving camping so scary? They are in tents.

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If you're in the army and your commanding officer comes up to you when you're near your camping equipment, what do you do? Kill yourself.

Or, y'know, stand at atTENTion.

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Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show? It's in tents.

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