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Funniest Camping Jokes

The ghost busters enterd the hospital to see their friend who has been diagnosed with cancer When they walk in their stopped by a doctor who says
-Sorry no spawn camping

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Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any sperm with a Y chromosome. It's called sonblock.



First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.

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Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent.

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I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent.

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If you're a criminal and you go camping with EA, don't forget to bring something to sleep in... ... or they'll make you pay for the extra con tent

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I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents.

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What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents

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I don't like camping with just one other person. It's just too intense.

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Do you know the difference between camping and molestation? No? In that case, do you want to go camping this weekend?

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Two Squirrels GO Camping They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,

"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"

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The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents.

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Surveys show people from Massachusetts go camping more than any other state. Their destination usually includes one of Connecticut's many passing lanes.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping

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When going camping you can never run You have to ran, because it will always be past tents.

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Y’know, communism is definitely the best system of government. Nowadays it costs one hundred dollars just to go camping for a night. In the Soviet Union you could go to camp forever, and it was free.

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How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip? Take two of them with you.

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What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere

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I dated this girl who was only hot when we went camping She was pretty intense

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I went camping recently. It was intense.

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Camping is an extreme sport It's in tents!

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What do you take on a math camping trip? 2/10

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Grammar lesson Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?"

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I can't relax when I'm camping . . . It's too in tents.

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I went on an extreme camping trip last week... It was in tents.

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Why does camping never get boring? Because it's in tents.

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Smokers are great people to go camping with You can easily outrun them if a Bear attacks

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I went camping in the snow. As the snow melted, water leaked in. It was the winter of my discount tent.

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3 guys in camping in one tent The guy on the left dreamed a beautiful blond was giving him a handjob. The guy on the right dreamed a georgous redhead was giving him a handjob. The guy in the middle dreamt he was skiing.

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My wife brought her make up on our camping trip... She can be pretty in tents.

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Do you know what camping is? It's intense

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I had a crazy camping trip this weekend It was in tents

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What do you call the Ghostbusters at the hospital? Spawn camping

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Why can’t you run in a camping site? You can only ‘ran’. Because it’s past tents

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Jack and Dan are on a camping trip in the woods, when Dan passes out Jack calls the Ambulance and reports the accident

The Ambulance tells him, " Make sure he is actually dead'

Jack leaves the phone and the Ambulance hear a shot

Jack says, "Now what?"

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Why Do Adrenaline Junkies Go Camping Because it's in tents.

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Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip? Yea, it was in tents

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I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents.

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Did I tell you about my crazy camping trip? It was in tents

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If you were camping and woke up in the morning with vaseline between your thighs and butt crack would you tell anyone? No? Wanna go camping?

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I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent.

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If you think of something you seriously wanted to do while inside of your camping shelter, you're thinking in the tense in-tent intent tense

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Just got back from a camping trip with the family The days were incredible, but the nights were in tents

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I want to make a podcast where two guys go camping and debate the best camping supplies... ...Call it “Intense in Tents”

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Go out camping during the lockdown to become a famous movie director. Tentin Quarantino.

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I went camping in a haunted campground. It was in tents.

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I went camping with my friends once in a bear infested wood. It was an in-tents experience.

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What does a Mexican call camping during lockdown? Tent in quarantino!

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Camping gone wrong Germans got fiesty with me recently. they asked me: "why do you fear germans, what did we ever do to you?"

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Me: Well, you do throw some lame camping experiences.

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I was on a camping trip when the coronavirus outbreak was announced. To try to stop the spread, we stayed in our tents all day. I guess you could say, the camping trip was in tents.

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Why should people with heart disease avoid sleeping outdoors? Because camping is in tents.

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I've always wanted to try camping But I've heard it's really in tents

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I hate camping I find it to inTENTS

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A man with a lisp was accused of a crime while he was camping While being investigated, he told the officers that he wasn't guilty of the crime...
He was... In-a-tent.

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I love extreme camping It's in tents

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Did you hear about the lawyer that got lost on a camping trip with one of his clients? He was found with criminal in-tent.

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Me and my dad go camping every summer I always remind him to not forget the claymores.

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Be careful when you’re out camping Whenever I see people murdered on the news they always seem to have been killed in tents

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Why is camping so stressful? Because it's in tents

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Camping is the best extreme sport It's in tents

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Your mama is old... She used to share a corner with Mary Magdalen.




(Came up with it while camping with my folks. Can't believe I said that outloud, I'm church going, born again Christian lol)

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What did the bushcraft/survivalist white supremacists say a few days after camping in the deep south. Die chiggers!

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Camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn’t bring a sleeping bag, lol he’s gonna freeze tn Oh god wait what is he doing

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If you went camping with a guy... ...and woke up with a sore greasy butt you probably wouldn’t tell anyone right? No? Wanna ho camping?

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Who else finds camping intense? (In tents)

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The number seven went camping one day. He packed his things and he was sept for life.

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I could tell my friend was scared of going camping They were tents

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What do you call a well planned Camping trip that will be awesome in the future? Po'tent'ial

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Why'd the tarp like the camping equipment recycling startup idea? It sounded good to an extent

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I remember when I lost my virginity..... That’s the last time I was allowed to go camping with my Uncle.

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Have you heard about the seasonal camping sale? It is the winter of discount tents!

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What’s the difference between camping and being homeless? Commitment

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I had a crazy vivid LSD trip camping at Glastonbury. It was in tents.

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Be careful when camping in the woods Whenever the police find a body it's always in a tent

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Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes camping Bigfoot tries taking pictures of her

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Camping isn’t just a thrill It’s in tents.

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It only costs 1 penny to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping or dressed as a dolphin... So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!

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My friends and I were watching the World Cup during our camping trip It was in tents.

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I will never forget the first time I went camping It was an in tents experience.

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I was arrested on my last camping trip. I was sleeping with intent.

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A lot of crazy things happened during my camping trip It was in tents.

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What’s the difference between camping and molestation? Oh, you don’t know? Do you wanna go camping this weekend?

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What did the masseuse say to the camping seamstress? Why sew tents?

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Why do cannibals camp alone? Because while camping you should never sleep next to your food source.

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My overzealous friends and I were playing hide & seek on our camping trip. It was really in tents.

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My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group He told me it was in tents.

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I had a great time camping last night It was in tents

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I like flicking all the light switches in my house so I can go camping indoors. But my girlfriend tells me it's a huge turnoff.

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A man was arrested after planning to kill his friend while on a camping trip.... He's being charged with intense intents in tents.

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There's a company that recycles old or abandoned camping gear left behind at festivals and gives them to charities and the homeless.... They're called "Past Tents, Present Tents and Future Tents".

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You know, camping gear for sea mammals is really versatile. It works for all in tents and porpoises.

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I just went camping for the first time. It was in tents.

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Some people say camping is boring and not extreme enough. But for me, camping is 'in tents'

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"Wow, this camping trip's going to be INTENSE!" "What?! *I thought you said were staying in the cabin*!"

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Why are horror movies involving camping so scary? They are in tents.

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If you're in the army and your commanding officer comes up to you when you're near your camping equipment, what do you do? Kill yourself.

Or, y'know, stand at atTENTion.

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My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows

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My great great grandfather died at Custer's last stand? He didn't die fighting he was camping nearby and went over to complain about the noise.

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This guy the other day asked me to go camping for vacation Camping -- that's the dumbest vacation I ever heard of in my life. What, I'm gonna work all year so I can go out and pretend I'm homeless?

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You can't run on a camping site... you can only ran because it's past tents

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I like camping but... it's so in tents

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