My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping... ...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
Yo mama is so fat.. ..when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
My wife and I were camping...
and an angry looking bear surprised us while we were eating. She looked at me and said "Should I give him some of the stew I made?"
I said, "No, he looks angry enough already."
The ghost busters enterd the hospital to see their friend who has been diagnosed with cancer
When they walk in their stopped by a doctor who says
-Sorry no spawn camping
What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping? Criminal intent.
You woman gotta' realise, making us sleep on the couch ain't that bad... It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping. With an angry bear nearby.
Dad: We're going camped tomorrow, and I think we'll go extra deep into the woods.
Son: That sounds really fun, but wouldn't the proper statement be 'we're going camping.'
Dad: Normally, yes, but the verb changes because I'm sure we'll be going past tents.
Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent.
I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents.
If you're a criminal and you go camping with EA, don't forget to bring something to sleep in... ... or they'll make you pay for the extra con tent
My wife just sent me to sleep on the couch. It's just like camping, but with a big angry bear in the next room.
My wife Not many of you know that my wife was bitten by a rattlesnake over the summer, while we were camping. After two days of horrible, writhing agony, the snake died.
What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents
What do you call 20 dead babies in a maternity ward? Spawn camping.
I don't like camping with just one other person. It's just too intense.
Dear Apple: please stop autocorrecting things like “he HAD gone camping” and “he HAS gone camping” Spelling mistakes are one thing, but don’t assume you know what tents I wanted to use.
The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents.
Two Squirrels GO Camping
They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,
"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"
Do you know the difference between camping and molestation? No? In that case, do you want to go camping this weekend?
Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping
Surveys show people from Massachusetts go camping more than any other state. Their destination usually includes one of Connecticut's many passing lanes.
When going camping you can never run You have to ran, because it will always be past tents.
Y’know, communism is definitely the best system of government. Nowadays it costs one hundred dollars just to go camping for a night. In the Soviet Union you could go to camp forever, and it was free.
How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip? Take two of them with you.
Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks.
What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere
I dated this girl who was only hot when we went camping She was pretty intense
What do you call a murderer who goes camping? Criminal intent
Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any sperm with a Y chromosome.
It's called sonblock.
First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.
3 guys in camping in one tent The guy on the left dreamed a beautiful blond was giving him a handjob. The guy on the right dreamed a georgous redhead was giving him a handjob. The guy in the middle dreamt he was skiing.
I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents.
My wife went into labor while we were camping. It was in tents.
Imagine a horror movie about going camping... It would be in tents O_O
A lot of crazy things happened during my camping trip It was in tents.
My overzealous friends and I were playing hide & seek on our camping trip. It was really in tents.
I could tell my friend was scared of going camping They were tents
Why does Georgia volunteer to keep the fire going through the night whenever the southern states go camping? Because Georgia stays woke
Camping isn’t just a thrill It’s in tents.
Be careful when camping in the woods Whenever the police find a body it's always in a tent
American filmmakers are camping in people's backyards to make a documentry about being productive during lockdown Title: Tentin Quarantino
Who do the Goastbusters take camping? The stay puff marshmallow man.
Me and my dad go camping every summer I always remind him to not forget the claymores.
Some people say camping is boring and not extreme enough. But for me, camping is 'in tents'
If you're in the army and your commanding officer comes up to you when you're near your camping equipment, what do you do?
Or, y'know, stand at atTENTion.