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A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. *baa-dum-tssssssssss*
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
How to Fall Down the Stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 9
Step 12
Floor
Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well.
Instructions how to fall down stairs:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 14
Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
How to find out if you're old or not: Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you’re young. If they panic, you’re old.
A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss
Today I saw a poor, old woman trip and fall. At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice.. At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared "mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"
Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well.
TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.
How to fall down stairs
* Step 1
* Step 2
* Step 4
* Step 15
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall But it was his dumb asphalt
I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.
When inmates fall in love. Do the finish each others sentences?
Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well.
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
Me: It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what matters is how many times you get back up” Cop: “Sir, that’s not how a sobriety test works.”
I have just written a book on how to fall down a staircase. It's a step by step guide.
How to fall down stairs
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 11, 12
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner? Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody? That's common sense leaving your body.
Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots
How do you survive a fall without a parachute? Just like any other season
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tssssss
Two blondes fall down a well One says to the other ones, "isn't it dark down here" she replies, I don't know I can't see
At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that's why I'm no longer a fireman.
A goat, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Bah dum tss!
Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it'll leave me too.
Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Retail store. I know I'm lame.
Humpty Dumpty always had a terrible summer. At least he had a great fall.
A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall But it was his dumb asphalt…
Why did the almost blind man fall into a well? Because he couldn't see that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The leaf.
The emo is stopped by the rope.
I Heard Minnesota Residents Are Very Excited. Rumor is going around that summer may fall on a weekend this year.
Do you know why scuba divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards from the boat? Because if they fall forward, they'll end up on the boat.
Why do scuba divers go backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they would fall into the boat
What do best friends and trees have in common? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What do you drive in the fall?
An Autumn-mobile.
I came up with this when I was six :)
Instructions how to fall down stairs:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 16
National Pride Day should be September 21 September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.
Why did the man fall down the well? He could not see that well.
Where do pets go when their tails fall off? The retail store
Many people can't fall asleep due to some obsessive thoughts. Been thinking about this all night.
Why did all of the Pizza chains fall?
Idk, I guess it was a Domino effect
I'm so sorry....
A Sheep, a drum and a snake simultaneously fall from a cliff... Bah Dum Tss
Why did the partially blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.
Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he didn't see that well.
An emo and a leaf were sitting at the top of a tree...
they both fall off at the same time? Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf.
The emo got caught by the rope.
A bus full of wives going on a picnic
fall into a river and all die.
The husbands saddened cry for a week while one husband continued to cry for more than two weeks.
When asked why he misses his wife so much he replied miserably...
"My wife missed the bus!!"
why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the actor fall through the floor...? It was just a stage he was going through.
What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
There's so many scams on the internet today, and so many of them are easy to fall for. Send me $25 and I'll tell you all about it.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff, Ba dum tsss
Why did the Jew jump off the cliff? He couldn’t resist a free fall.
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree
Son: "Dad where did I come from?"
Dad: "One day your mother and I were walking through an apple orchard..."
Son *rolls eyes*: "And you grabbed an apple not far from a tr..."
Dad: "I slipped in cider."
A sheep, drum and snake fall down a cliff. Baa-dum-tss
Why did the young railroad engineer fall on the tracks? He was undertrained
How to tell if you are old? Pretend to fall down. If people laugh, you are not old yet.
Why couldn't the criminal fall asleep? He was resisting arrest.
A sheep a drum and a snake fall down a cliff Ba-dum-tis
Did you hear the one about rim jobs?
It's very tongue in cheek.
-came up with this while trying to fall asleep. Pretty sure it's OC
Why do cross dressers fall slowly? Because of the drag.
Why do scuba divers fall backward off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Why did a blind man fall in a well? He could not see that well.
In 1991, a country banned expressions of surrender, acceptance, or agreement. That marked the fall of the "So be it" Union.
What's the difference between a pound of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window
Why did the blind man fall into the well He couldn't see that well.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baaa-dum-tsss
A sheep, drum and snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dum-Tss
Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
I saw a man fall on the ground and his wife yelled, "Someone call him an ambulance!" So I yelled back "Hey dude, you're an ambulance!" and left. Hope he's ok.
Where do animals go after their tails fall off? A retail store.
I saw a poor man fall over today on the street. At least I presume he was poor - he only had $5 in his wallet.
Why did the old man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs"...
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11...
A photographer had his lens fall off his camera He was fined for indecent exposure.
What's the difference between a pound of cocaine and a 4 year old child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of cocaine fall out the window.
Women fall in love with what they hear and men with what they see That's why men lie and women wear make-up.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. Well, I think she was poor. She only had £1.30 in her purse.
Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when they are hit with an axe multiple times.
If you fall outta your car in your driveway, it's your own asphalt.
Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America.
How to Fall Down the Stairs
Step 1
Step 3
Step 7, 9, 11, 13
On a flight with my friend, he asks "if the door was to blow open would we fall out?" I reply "nah I'm pretty sure we'd still be friends
what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Why'd Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
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Knock Knock, who's there? Not Sally.
Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat.
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