A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. *baa-dum-tssssssssss*
How to Fall Down the Stairs
Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well.
Instructions how to fall down stairs:
Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
How to find out if you're old or not: Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you’re young. If they panic, you’re old.
A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss
Today I saw a poor, old woman trip and fall. At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice.. At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared "mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"
Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well.
TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.
How to fall down stairs
* Step 1
* Step 2
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* Step 15
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall But it was his dumb asphalt
I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.
When inmates fall in love. Do the finish each others sentences?
Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well.
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
Me: It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what matters is how many times you get back up” Cop: “Sir, that’s not how a sobriety test works.”
I have just written a book on how to fall down a staircase. It's a step by step guide.
How to fall down stairs
Step 8, 9, 11, 12
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner? Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody? That's common sense leaving your body.
Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots
How do you survive a fall without a parachute? Just like any other season
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tssssss
Two blondes fall down a well One says to the other ones, "isn't it dark down here" she replies, I don't know I can't see
At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that's why I'm no longer a fireman.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The emo is stopped by the rope.
A Sheep, a drum and a snake simultaneously fall from a cliff... Bah Dum Tss
Where do pets go when their tails fall off? The retail store
Do you know why scuba divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat.
What do best friends and trees have in common? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Why do scuba divers go backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they would fall into the boat
Why do scuba divers fall backwards from the boat? Because if they fall forward, they'll end up on the boat.
On a flight with my friend, he asks "if the door was to blow open would we fall out?" I reply "nah I'm pretty sure we'd still be friends
Why did little sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms or legs
“Who is there”
It’s amazing how humans are the most intelligent species on the planet, and yet... They’re the only ones who fall for click bait.
Following these simple steps, you can learn how to fall down the stairs:
What is orange and impeached? A peach tree in fall.
What do you call it when you fall asleep on a rocket? Spacing out
Tutorial: How To Fall Down The Stairs
The car dealership near me is having a fall deal: “You heard it here folks, it’s back, free pumpkin spiced oil changes with every tire change!”
Why did the pirate fall in love with the stable girl? He has a fetish for barn-ankles.
What did the accountant fall off the cliff? he lost his balance
How do blind bats fall in love? They just click
If you fall in the river in Paris, what would you be? In Seine.
TIL: Why Scuba Divers have to fall backwards out of the boat If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat
Why did the old man fall in that well? Because he couldn’t see that well
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of their boats? Because if they fell forwards they would still be on the boat.
Whenever I fall short on my steps for the day with my Fitbit I switch it to my dominate arm And end up beating the goal.
Why shouldn’t you wear underpants in Russia? Because Chernobyl fall out
Don’t buy Ukrainian underwear! Your Chernobyl fall out
What are the four main problems with Soviet agriculture?
Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter
yeh this Reagan's joke, doesn't mean it isn't funny
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of their boat? Because if they fall forwards, they’ll still be in the boat.
Why did the big moron fall off and the little moron didn't? Because he was a little moron.
Due to unusually successful harvests of chickpeas this year, the price of hummus is going to fall dramatically. Buy the dip.
How did the cycling author fall over? Huge plot hole
I would really love to see Fall Out Boy play at a breast cancer awareness fundraiser Just so they can play their hit song, Thanks For The Mammories
What’s the biggest difference about Easter when it doesn’t fall on the 20th? The type of grass you fill the basket with
I Heard Minnesota Residents Are Very Excited. Rumor is going around that summer may fall on a weekend this year.
Why did the first monkey fall of the tree?
He was shot.
Why did the second monkey fall of the tree?
He was also shot.
Why did the third monkey fall of the tree?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be on the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into water? Because if they fell forward they'd fall in the boat.
If you fall into a full dumpster, get vomitted on, and then have to figure out at what angle a ray of light is bent after passing into a new medium... You really have to snell.
A good friend is like a tree Hit them with an axe and they fall down.
Why is Pride month is Summer? Because Pride comes before a *fall*
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? If they fall forwards they’d still be on the boat.
My girlfriend warned me the first time I stayed over that, she likes to fall asleep to white noise Turns out she meant leaving the TV on Fox News
Everyone else has 4 seasons to look forward to: Sping, Summer, Fall, & Winter We Seniors have only 1 season: Fall
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off of a boat? If they fell forwards they would still be in the boat
Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America.
What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of coke? Eric Clapton would've never let a bag of coke fall out the window
What do people drive in the fall? Autumn-mobiles.
How do you make a child fall asleep at night? You scare the living daylights outta them.
What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
My Grandad used to tell me a story about how he once saw a Polar Bear fall from a great height
...He said it was a great ice breaker
Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats? Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss
Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail? It was important not to fall off the wagon.
Did you fall from heaven? So did the devil.
Mexican Word - Bishop My wife fall down and I have to pick the bishop
If you fall, I'll be there.
Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he got hit in the head with an axe.
"Hello Mr. Ress, how have you been?" asked the psychologist.
"I feel as though people use me as something to fall back on." he replied.
"And why do you think that is, Matt?"
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His summer was ok.
Why is it so hard for New Zealanders to fall asleep? They're too turned on from counting sheep.
Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice
What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
A big moron and a little moron were sitting on the edge of a cliff.
The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off?
- The little moron was a little more on.
Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude]
Because she has no arms.
What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Why'd Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock Knock, who's there? Not Sally.
Why did little Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Obviously not Sally