Fall Jokes

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Funniest Fall Jokes

A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. *baa-dum-tssssssssss*

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Funny Fall Jokes
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How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1

Step 2

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Floor

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Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well.

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Instructions how to fall down stairs: Step 1

Step 2

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Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.

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How to find out if you're old or not: Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you’re young. If they panic, you’re old.

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A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss

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Today I saw a poor, old woman trip and fall. At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.

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I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice.. At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

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Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared "mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"

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Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well.

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TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

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How to fall down stairs * Step 1
* Step 2
* Step 4
* Step 15

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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall But it was his dumb asphalt

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I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.

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When inmates fall in love. Do the finish each others sentences?

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well.

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A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss

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Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

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My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.

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Me: It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what matters is how many times you get back up” Cop: “Sir, that’s not how a sobriety test works.”

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I have just written a book on how to fall down a staircase. It's a step by step guide.

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How to fall down stairs Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 11, 12

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Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner? Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.

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You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody? That's common sense leaving your body.

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Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots

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How do you survive a fall without a parachute? Just like any other season

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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tssssss

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Two blondes fall down a well One says to the other ones, "isn't it dark down here" she replies, I don't know I can't see

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why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat.

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Why did the blind lady fall into a well? Because she couldn't see that well.


*crickets, crickets*

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

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So my girlfriend is getting a bit older and her teeth are starting to fall out. It's okay, though. They'll grow back.

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Why did the half blind man fall into a well? He couldn't see that well.

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Why did the almost blind man fall into a well? Because he couldn't see that well

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I came up with a clever strategy to get my girlfriend to like my wordplay-loving family.... ....but she didn't fall for my punning clan.

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Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well.

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Why did the half blind man fall into a well? 'cuz he couldn't see that well.

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A Sheep, a drum and a snake simultaneously fall from a cliff... Bah Dum Tss

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An emo and a fruit both fall from a tree. Who reaches the ground first? The fruit, because the rope stopped the emo.

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Why did the partially sighted woman fall down a well? Because she couldn't see that well

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Following these simple steps, you can learn how to fall down the stairs: Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 14:

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Why do Navy SEALs fall backwards off of their boats? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be on the boat!

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What is orange and impeached? A peach tree in fall.

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Tutorial: How To Fall Down The Stairs Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 12:

Step 14:

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Why did the pirate fall in love with the stable girl? He has a fetish for barn-ankles.

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How do blind bats fall in love? They just click

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If you fall in the river in Paris, what would you be? In Seine.

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TIL: Why Scuba Divers have to fall backwards out of the boat If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat

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Why did the old man fall in that well? Because he couldn’t see that well

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of their boats? Because if they fell forwards they would still be on the boat.

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Whenever I fall short on my steps for the day with my Fitbit I switch it to my dominate arm And end up beating the goal.

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Why shouldn’t you wear underpants in Russia? Because Chernobyl fall out

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What’s the difference between a 5yo boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn’t let cocaine fall off his balcony.

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Q. Did you hear about the nuclear disaster in Ukraine - don’t go there! A. Oh - why not? Chernobyl fall off!

Edit: removed cymbal smash

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Don’t buy Ukrainian underwear! Your Chernobyl fall out

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Why do scuba divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because, if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of their boat? Because if they fall forwards, they’ll still be in the boat.

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Why did the big moron fall off and the little moron didn't? Because he was a little moron.

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A school robotics team made an ultimate weapon, and needed ammo that makes everything fall apart. That’s why they used common core standards.

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I would really love to see Fall Out Boy play at a breast cancer awareness fundraiser Just so they can play their hit song, Thanks For The Mammories

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I Heard Minnesota Residents Are Very Excited. Rumor is going around that summer may fall on a weekend this year.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into water? Because if they fell forward they'd fall in the boat.

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Whats the difference between a bag of coke and a 3 yr old kid? Eric Clapton wouldn't have let a bag of coke fall out a window

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We should've known communism was doomed to fall. There were a lot of red flags.

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A good friend is like a tree Hit them with an axe and they fall down.

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Why is Pride month is Summer? Because Pride comes before a *fall*

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A bowling ball and a black man fall out of a tree at the same time and altitude, what hits the ground first? The bowling ball.

the black man stops at the neck.

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Im not that good at telling lame jokes. they usually just stumble and fall flat.

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Why did the half blind man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards from the boat? Because if they fall forward, they'll end up on the boat.

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Today it's his birthday so what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Happy birthday Eric and sorry for the dark joke

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Why do scuba divers go backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they would fall into the boat

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Why did the old man fall down the well? He could not see that well

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Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn’t see that well.

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National Pride Day should be September 21 September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.

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Where do pets go when their tails fall off? The retail store

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Why did the old man fall down the well? Because he couldnt see that well

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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off of a boat? If they fell forwards they would still be in the boat

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America.

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Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of coke? Eric Clapton would've never let a bag of coke fall out the window

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How do you make a child fall asleep at night? You scare the living daylights outta them.

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A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree. What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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My Grandad used to tell me a story about how he once saw a Polar Bear fall from a great height ...He said it was a great ice breaker

*ba-dum-tschh*

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What do you get when you fall asleep in Jamaica on a sunny afternoon? A Red Stripe.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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what's the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let cocaine fall out a window

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Why do lions mate in the summer? Because the pride comes before the fall.

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Why is it so hard for New Zealanders to fall asleep? They're too turned on from counting sheep.

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A big moron and a little moron were sitting on the edge of a cliff. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off?

- The little moron was a little more on.

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Why did Sally fall down the hill? I pushed her.

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Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms.


Knock knock.
Who's there?

Not Sally.

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A joke for fall. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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How fast does a skydiving cancer patient fall? Terminal velocity.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.



Too soon?

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine? eric clapton wont let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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