Hilarious Fall Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Fall Jokes

A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. *baa-dum-tssssssssss*

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How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1

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Floor

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Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well.

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Instructions how to fall down stairs: Step 1

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Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.

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How to find out if you're old or not: Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you’re young. If they panic, you’re old.

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A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss

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Today I saw a poor, old woman trip and fall. At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.

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I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice.. At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

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Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared "mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"

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Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well.

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TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

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How to fall down stairs * Step 1
* Step 2
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* Step 15

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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall But it was his dumb asphalt

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I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.

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When inmates fall in love. Do the finish each others sentences?

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well.

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A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss

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Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

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My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.

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Me: It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what matters is how many times you get back up” Cop: “Sir, that’s not how a sobriety test works.”

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I have just written a book on how to fall down a staircase. It's a step by step guide.

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How to fall down stairs Step 1

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Step 8, 9, 11, 12

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Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner? Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.

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You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody? That's common sense leaving your body.

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Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots

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How do you survive a fall without a parachute? Just like any other season

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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tssssss

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Two blondes fall down a well One says to the other ones, "isn't it dark down here" she replies, I don't know I can't see

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At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that's why I'm no longer a fireman.

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A goat, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Bah dum tss!

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Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it'll leave me too.

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Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Retail store. I know I'm lame.

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Humpty Dumpty always had a terrible summer. At least he had a great fall.

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A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*

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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall But it was his dumb asphalt…

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Why did the almost blind man fall into a well? Because he couldn't see that well

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Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The leaf.

The emo is stopped by the rope.

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New Fall Jokes

I Heard Minnesota Residents Are Very Excited. Rumor is going around that summer may fall on a weekend this year.

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Do you know why scuba divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards from the boat? Because if they fall forward, they'll end up on the boat.

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Why do scuba divers go backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they would fall into the boat

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What do best friends and trees have in common? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you drive in the fall? An Autumn-mobile.

I came up with this when I was six :)

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Instructions how to fall down stairs: Step 1

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National Pride Day should be September 21 September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.

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Why did the man fall down the well? He could not see that well.

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Where do pets go when their tails fall off? The retail store

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Many people can't fall asleep due to some obsessive thoughts. Been thinking about this all night.

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Why did all of the Pizza chains fall? Idk, I guess it was a Domino effect

I'm so sorry....

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A Sheep, a drum and a snake simultaneously fall from a cliff... Bah Dum Tss

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Why did the partially blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.

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Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he didn't see that well.

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An emo and a leaf were sitting at the top of a tree... they both fall off at the same time? Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf.
The emo got caught by the rope.

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A bus full of wives going on a picnic fall into a river and all die.

The husbands saddened cry for a week while one husband continued to cry for more than two weeks.

When asked why he misses his wife so much he replied miserably...

"My wife missed the bus!!"

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why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why did the actor fall through the floor...? It was just a stage he was going through.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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There's so many scams on the internet today, and so many of them are easy to fall for. Send me $25 and I'll tell you all about it.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff, Ba dum tsss

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Why did the Jew jump off the cliff? He couldn’t resist a free fall.

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The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree Son: "Dad where did I come from?"

Dad: "One day your mother and I were walking through an apple orchard..."

Son *rolls eyes*: "And you grabbed an apple not far from a tr..."

Dad: "I slipped in cider."

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A sheep, drum and snake fall down a cliff. Baa-dum-tss

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Why did the young railroad engineer fall on the tracks? He was undertrained

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How to tell if you are old? Pretend to fall down. If people laugh, you are not old yet.

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Why couldn't the criminal fall asleep? He was resisting arrest.

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A sheep a drum and a snake fall down a cliff Ba-dum-tis

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Did you hear the one about rim jobs? It's very tongue in cheek.

-came up with this while trying to fall asleep. Pretty sure it's OC

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Why do cross dressers fall slowly? Because of the drag.

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Why do scuba divers fall backward off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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Why did a blind man fall in a well? He could not see that well.

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In 1991, a country banned expressions of surrender, acceptance, or agreement. That marked the fall of the "So be it" Union.

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What's the difference between a pound of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window

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Why did the blind man fall into the well He couldn't see that well.

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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baaa-dum-tsss

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A sheep, drum and snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dum-Tss

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Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married The wedding was awful but the reception was great.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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I saw a man fall on the ground and his wife yelled, "Someone call him an ambulance!" So I yelled back "Hey dude, you're an ambulance!" and left. Hope he's ok.

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Where do animals go after their tails fall off? A retail store.

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I saw a poor man fall over today on the street. At least I presume he was poor - he only had $5 in his wallet.

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Why did the old man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs"... Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11...

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A photographer had his lens fall off his camera He was fined for indecent exposure.

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What's the difference between a pound of cocaine and a 4 year old child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of cocaine fall out the window.

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Women fall in love with what they hear and men with what they see That's why men lie and women wear make-up.

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I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. Well, I think she was poor. She only had £1.30 in her purse.

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Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when they are hit with an axe multiple times.

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If you fall outta your car in your driveway, it's your own asphalt.

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Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America.

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How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1

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On a flight with my friend, he asks "if the door was to blow open would we fall out?" I reply "nah I'm pretty sure we'd still be friends

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what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
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Knock Knock, who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat.

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