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Funniest Snow Jokes
Why don't Native Americans like snow? It's white and settles on their land
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox.
Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?
Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.
1 and 2 went out for a walk in the snow.
1's hands got so cold that they went numb.
2's hands and feet both got cold, so he was even number.
Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land.
Why do Natives hate snow? Because its white and settles on their land.
So far we have four inches of snow on the ground. Or as my husband would say...seven inches.
Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in
Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming.
I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White. The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.
Husband and wife are arguing...
The husband thinks it's raining
His wife says, "No honey, that's snow"
So they ask Rudolph, their soviet friend what he thinks.
He says, "That is rain, comrade."
The husband says, "See! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7.
Father looks out the window on a snowy evening.
He gets furious and turns red.
"What's the matter, dear," his wife asks.
"It's our daughter's new boyfriend. He's written his name in the snow with pee."
"Oh. That's not so bad."
"Yeah, but it's in *her* handwriting."
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints
Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was Snow'den.
Needed a Password eight characters long:: So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.
Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming.
How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.
Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land.
Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White?
'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.
*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*
Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers
What's red and shiny with seven dents in it but still good as new? Snow-white's hymen
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just look for the fresh prints.
Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear.
Why do Indians not like snow? It is white and settles on their land.
As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land.
What do you call a Buddhist monk who meditates in the snow? Fro-zen.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land.
Donald Trump is like Jon Snow He's obsessed with the wall and he knows nothing
How do you find Will Smith buried in the snow? You follow the fresh prints
Why do Aboriginals hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You search for the fresh prints.
What do Daenerys Targaryen and the North have in common? Right now, they're both getting a few inches of Snow.
What do friends and snow flakes have in common? They all disappear the moment you pee on them.