Hilarious Snow Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Snow Jokes

Why don't Native Americans like snow? It's white and settles on their land

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Why do Indians hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.

Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox.

Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.

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I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.

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1 and 2 went out for a walk in the snow. 1's hands got so cold that they went numb.

2's hands and feet both got cold, so he was even number.

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Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land.

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Why do Natives hate snow? Because its white and settles on their land.

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So far we have four inches of snow on the ground. Or as my husband would say...seven inches.

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Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in

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Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming.

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I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White. The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.

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Husband and wife are arguing... The husband thinks it's raining

His wife says, "No honey, that's snow"

So they ask Rudolph, their soviet friend what he thinks.

He says, "That is rain, comrade."

The husband says, "See! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7.

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Father looks out the window on a snowy evening. He gets furious and turns red.

"What's the matter, dear," his wife asks.

"It's our daughter's new boyfriend. He's written his name in the snow with pee."

"Oh. That's not so bad."

"Yeah, but it's in *her* handwriting."

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was Snow'den.

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Needed a Password eight characters long:: So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.

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Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

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Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land.

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Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.

*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*

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Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers

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What's red and shiny with seven dents in it but still good as new? Snow-white's hymen

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just look for the fresh prints.

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Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear.

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What do friends and snow flakes have in common? They all disappear the moment you pee on them.

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy Happy got out, so they started feeling Grumpy

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Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel...

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I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

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I like my women how I like my snow Excited to see them but glad it's temporary

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What's the difference between a snow tire and a black person? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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I made snow angels this Christmas... My car skidded on the ice and I hit 3 pedestrians.

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This most recent snow storm was a lot like what women experience with me in the bedroom What was supposed to be 8" somehow turned into 4"

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What do you call a snowman made of yellow snow? Peeter

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New Snow Jokes

Disney Corp is so paranoid about the Coronavirus, they re-released the Snow White movie under another name It's now called, Snow White and the 6 Dwarfs.

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What did the snow say to the fence? “Did you catch my drift?”

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Cops are like snow days We love them when we’re young, and hate them when we’re older.

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were in bed, feeling Happy Happy got out, so they started feeling Grumpy

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Did you hear about The Mother of Dragons? She got 6 inches of snow last night

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The first snow of spring here in the Midwest is alot like some other great firsts.... Like the first dent in a new car.

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Say what you want about John Snow... But he really knows how to up his ante

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Will Smith got lost in the snow They found him by following the Fresh Prints

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Why did the snow man ask to come in. He had snow-where to go.

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A weatherman reports 10 inches of snow the next day His wife turns off the TV suddenly. "Well, whenever 10 inches is promised we only end up getting 4"

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game both phones season finally joke... spoilers! poor Jon snow. but it must have been a nice watch...

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My mom comes up to me and says "I'm can do a magic trick" I go, "Really? What's you magic trick?"

and my mom says she can turn a dishwasher into a snow blower.

"I can't wait to see this!" I said

So she hands me a shovel.

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