Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in
I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White. The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.
Father looks out the window on a snowy evening.
He gets furious and turns red.
"What's the matter, dear," his wife asks.
"It's our daughter's new boyfriend. He's written his name in the snow with pee."
"Oh. That's not so bad."
"Yeah, but it's in *her* handwriting."
Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White?
'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.
*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*
Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers
What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves were all in bed feeling happy Happy left soon afterwards, so they started feeling grumpy
What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
The snow in the UK is pretty bad right now
So I thought I’d check on my elderly 85 year old neighbour Valerie to see if she needed anything from the shops.
She said she did so I gave her my list too, no point us both going out in this weather.
What's the difference between Switzerland and Columbia? In Switzerland, snow is measured in meters, in Columbia in kilograms.
Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy... At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
Our parents had to walk uphill both ways in 2 feet of snow to get to school... But they didn't have to dodge bullets when they get there.
Password. “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I used to be a fortune teller but i was really bad at it as i could only predict really bad winter storms.. Turns out i was using a snow globe...
What did the seven dwarfs say when the Prince awoke Snow White? "Guess it's back to jerking off."
Snow in the forecast... ...and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, "Fat chance, with a face like that!"
I used to be a fortune teller but I kept predicting snow storms .. It turns out I wasn't using a crystal ball, it was a snow globe .
An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area. This is snow joke.
I needed the best/worst password possible that was 8 characters long. Guess what I picked...
**"I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."**
Sorry I was *short* on time for this one!
In college I experimented with marijuana. I did it in snow and I did it in sleet But I did not in hail
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland? She sat on Pinocchio's nose and screamed, " Lie to me! Lie to Me!"
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time...
The man looks at the tree.
"Only one last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Disney Corp is so paranoid about the Coronavirus, they re-released the Snow White movie under another name It's now called, Snow White and the 6 Dwarfs.
You know this Coronavirus thing is bad When Snow White is down to 6 dwarves. I just heard sneezy is now in quarantine
What's the difference between normal snow and German snow?
Normal snow falls
and German snow captures the land.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" "You are fair my queen, but Snow White is fairer."
Mirror: "Send Nudes"
Snow White: "Ok" *Takes off dress*
Why did Snow White get kicked out Disney World? She threw Pinocchio on the ground, sat on his face, and said "Lie to me!".
I needed a password has to be eight characters long. That's easy - I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were in bed, feeling Happy Happy got out, so they started feeling Grumpy
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy Happy got out, so they started feeling Grumpy
What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy? Happy got out, so she felt Grumpy.
Trump wants to buy Greenland Trump wants to buy Greenland. That way when climate change removes the last bit of snow from the area, he can proclaim that he achieved what no one else in history could. He made Greenland, green again.
What do friends and snow flakes have in common? They all disappear the moment you pee on them.