Snow Jokes

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Funniest Snow Jokes

Why don't Native Americans like snow? It's white and settles on their land

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Why do Indians hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.

Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox.

Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.

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I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.

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1 and 2 went out for a walk in the snow. 1's hands got so cold that they went numb.

2's hands and feet both got cold, so he was even number.

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Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land.

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Why do Natives hate snow? Because its white and settles on their land.

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So far we have four inches of snow on the ground. Or as my husband would say...seven inches.

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Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in

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Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming.

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I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White. The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.

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Husband and wife are arguing... The husband thinks it's raining

His wife says, "No honey, that's snow"

So they ask Rudolph, their soviet friend what he thinks.

He says, "That is rain, comrade."

The husband says, "See! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7.

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Father looks out the window on a snowy evening. He gets furious and turns red.

"What's the matter, dear," his wife asks.

"It's our daughter's new boyfriend. He's written his name in the snow with pee."

"Oh. That's not so bad."

"Yeah, but it's in *her* handwriting."

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was Snow'den.

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Needed a Password eight characters long:: So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.

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Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

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Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land.

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Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.

*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*

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Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers

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What's red and shiny with seven dents in it but still good as new? Snow-white's hymen

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just look for the fresh prints.

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Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear.

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As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land.

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In North Korea, you cannot throw fruit in the snow... Because they do not have the right to freeze peach.

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Do you know why native Americans hate snow?..... Because it's white and on their land.

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What's the difference between Switzerland and Columbia? In Switzerland, snow is measured in meters, in Columbia in kilograms.

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What is the difference between a snow woman and a snow man? Snowballs.

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What do friends and snow flakes have in common? They all disappear the moment you pee on them.

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What do you call a dead hooker found in a snow drift? A Frostitute.

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy Happy got out, so they started feeling Grumpy

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My new password had to be 8 characters... So I used Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

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Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. "Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."

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Why don’t Native Americans like snow? Because it’s white and it’s on their land

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Why don't Native Americans like snow? Because it's white and on their land.

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Why was Mickey Mouse so upset that Goofy's name was written in the snow? It was done in Minnie's handwriting.

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What did the snow say to the fence? “Did you catch my drift?”

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Cops are like snow days We love them when we’re young, and hate them when we’re older.

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Why did Snow White get kicked out Disney World? She threw Pinocchio on the ground, sat on his face, and said "Lie to me!".

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What is pink, soft, and dented? Snow White’s hymen...

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What is frostys job when he’s low on cash? A snow-blower

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were in bed, feeling Happy Happy got out, so they started feeling Grumpy

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I hear Disney is doing a live-action remake of Snow White... ...one of the dwarves is rumored to be played by Bagel Boss Short King.

I think he’ll play Bashful.

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What kind of STD can you get from an Eskimo? Snow crabs.

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I like my women how I like my snow Excited to see them but glad it's temporary

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Did you hear about The Mother of Dragons? She got 6 inches of snow last night

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Will Smith got lost in the snow They found him by following the Fresh Prints

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Why did the snow man ask to come in. He had snow-where to go.

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What do you call a snowman made of yellow snow? Peeter

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This most recent snow storm was a lot like what women experience with me in the bedroom What was supposed to be 8" somehow turned into 4"

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A weatherman reports 10 inches of snow the next day His wife turns off the TV suddenly. "Well, whenever 10 inches is promised we only end up getting 4"

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Dad: When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked miles to school, uphill, in the snow, every day. Son: Yeah?! Well when Abraham Lincoln was your age, Dad, he was president!

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I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

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Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow.

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game both phones season finally joke... spoilers! poor Jon snow. but it must have been a nice watch...

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My mom comes up to me and says "I'm can do a magic trick" I go, "Really? What's you magic trick?"

and my mom says she can turn a dishwasher into a snow blower.

"I can't wait to see this!" I said

So she hands me a shovel.

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With all the blizzard news here's a winter joke: How do you convert a dish washer into a snow blower? You give her a shovel!

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Why don't native Americans like snow? We don't like anything white on our land.

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What's the difference between a snow tire and a black person? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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