Snow Jokes

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Funniest Snow Jokes

Why don't Native Americans like snow? It's white and settles on their land

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Why do Indians hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.

Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox.

Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.

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I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.

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1 and 2 went out for a walk in the snow. 1's hands got so cold that they went numb.

2's hands and feet both got cold, so he was even number.

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Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land.

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Why do Natives hate snow? Because its white and settles on their land.

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So far we have four inches of snow on the ground. Or as my husband would say...seven inches.

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Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in

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Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming.

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I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White. The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.

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Husband and wife are arguing... The husband thinks it's raining

His wife says, "No honey, that's snow"

So they ask Rudolph, their soviet friend what he thinks.

He says, "That is rain, comrade."

The husband says, "See! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7.

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Father looks out the window on a snowy evening. He gets furious and turns red.

"What's the matter, dear," his wife asks.

"It's our daughter's new boyfriend. He's written his name in the snow with pee."

"Oh. That's not so bad."

"Yeah, but it's in *her* handwriting."

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was Snow'den.

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Needed a Password eight characters long:: So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.

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Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

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Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land.

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Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.

*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*

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Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers

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What's red and shiny with seven dents in it but still good as new? Snow-white's hymen

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just look for the fresh prints.

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Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear.

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Why do Indians not like snow? It is white and settles on their land.

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As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land.

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What do you call a Buddhist monk who meditates in the snow? Fro-zen.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land.

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Donald Trump is like Jon Snow He's obsessed with the wall and he knows nothing

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How do you find Will Smith buried in the snow? You follow the fresh prints

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Why do Aboriginals hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You search for the fresh prints.

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What do Daenerys Targaryen and the North have in common? Right now, they're both getting a few inches of Snow.

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What do friends and snow flakes have in common? They all disappear the moment you pee on them.

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I was disappointed when it didn’t snow on my wedding day... But I did get 8 inches on my honeymoon.

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were in bed, feeling Happy Happy got out, so they started feeling Grumpy

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy Happy got out, so they started feeling Grumpy

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I like my women how I like my snow Excited to see them but glad it's temporary

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Did you hear about The Mother of Dragons? She got 6 inches of snow last night

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The first snow of spring here in the Midwest is alot like some other great firsts.... Like the first dent in a new car.

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Say what you want about John Snow... But he really knows how to up his ante

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Will Smith got lost in the snow They found him by following the Fresh Prints

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Why did the snow man ask to come in. He had snow-where to go.

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What do you call a snowman made of yellow snow? Peeter

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This most recent snow storm was a lot like what women experience with me in the bedroom What was supposed to be 8" somehow turned into 4"

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I made snow angels this Christmas... My car skidded on the ice and I hit 3 pedestrians.

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Where's the worst place to get screwed by 8 inches? Probably one of the southern states, they really aren't prepared for that much snow.

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Why is Jon Snow so ticklish? Because he has aunts in his pants.

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Why is Danearys so cold? 7" of Snow

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Why is John Snow a confident poker player? Because he just upped the aunty.

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What did Snow White say when the printer jammed? Someday my prints will come!!

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Never mess with a scientist doing math out in the snow... He's cold and calculating.

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"Dad, why did you name me Rain?" Dad: "Because rain was the first thing that fell on you"

Rain: "Oh, I never knew that. Is that why my sister is named Snow as well?"

Dad: "Yes, you are absolutely right"

*a baby cries in the corner*

Dad: Shut up Brick!

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and it's on our land!

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Jon Snow Was Westeros' Origin Yesman He nos nothing.

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What do Americans call a Canadian A snow Mexican

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What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry.

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What do you call a group of Catholic priests standing in the snow? Cracking open a boy with the cold ones

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The new Italian car tires are awesome! Dago through rain!
Dago through snow!
Dago through ice!

But when dago flat,
Dago WOP WOP WOP WOP!

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Why didn't the Knight show up in time to help Jon Snow? Something was wrong with the Knights Watch

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I met Jon Snow the squirrel the other day He knows nutting.

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Why is building a blonde snow(wo)man so hard? You'll have to carve the head.

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What do friends and snow have in common? If you pee on them, they go away

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I lost my white friend in the snow, I lost my black friend in the dark, I lost my Asian friend in the sand, I lost my Muslim friend in an explosion.

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1st snowfall I remember a long time ago when I first experienced my first snowfall. I was so excited, I was tempted to just take off my socks and shoes and go running through the snow. But then, I got cold feet.

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What did Snow White get when she went to the pub with the Dwarves? Seven Up n' Cider

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I just discovered that I can play as Jon Snow on This War of Mine... So far my weapon of choice has been the "crowbar."

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A weatherman reports 10 inches of snow the next day His wife turns off the TV suddenly. "Well, whenever 10 inches is promised we only end up getting 4"

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Why does Snow White own an Android? Because she hates Apples.

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Why are there so many accidents during snowstorms? Because nobody wants to trudge through twelve inches of snow to buy condoms.

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Who would make the best referee ? Snow White, because she's the fairest of them all.

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Snow White once spilled Sprite on herself So she started changing in front of the dwarves, then they had 7 up

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My wife asked for snow on her wedding day Sadly it didn't, although she got 8 inches on the honeymoon.

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What did the black midget say to Snow White? High ho!

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What do you call a body building winter snow creature? an abdominal snowman

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Why didn't the whistleblower make it to work? Because he was Snow'd-en.

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How do you track Will Smith in the snow? Fresh Prince

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Why was Snow White fired from Disney? Because she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face, singing 'Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!'

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Why did Jon Snow go to the Rolex store? For the watch

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Why is the snowman happy? Because he knows the snow blower is coming

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Dad: When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked miles to school, uphill, in the snow, every day. Son: Yeah?! Well when Abraham Lincoln was your age, Dad, he was president!

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What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone? She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Do you know how much snow we're supposed to get tomorrow? I don't know, it's up in the air.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for the Fresh Prince!

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This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky Snow joke

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I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

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Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow.

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What do you call a man who eats snow? Frostbite.

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What is pink and has seven dents in it? Snow White's virginity.

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Why do native american's hate snow? Because it's white & on their land.

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My mom comes up to me and says "I'm can do a magic trick" I go, "Really? What's you magic trick?"

and my mom says she can turn a dishwasher into a snow blower.

"I can't wait to see this!" I said

So she hands me a shovel.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel...

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What's the difference between a snow tire and a black person? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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