Hilarious Yoda Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Yoda Jokes

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.

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“Yoda, are you sure we are going in the right direction?” Yoda: Off course we are.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot? "Yoda, are we still going the right way?"
"Off course we are"

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was

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Star wars joke Han solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are

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Obi Wan: Yoda, you en-route? Yoda: Off course I am!

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What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself on Blu Ray? HDMI

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Yoda and Obi Wan in a space ship Obi wan asks: "are we going the right way?"

Yoda answers: "off course, we are"

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Are we heading in the right direction, Yoda? - "Off-course we are"

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Why were the Star Wars movies made in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of production, Yoda was.

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This whole time yoda has never revealed his last name. but I just found out Layheehoo

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Yodas Logic Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?

Yoda: Offcourse we are

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Han Solo : Yoda, are you sure we're going in the right direction? Yoda : Off course we are.

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A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way To which Yoda responded, “off course, we are.”

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9 7 8

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Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

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Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was

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Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track?

Yoda: off course, we are.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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"Master Yoda, are we on the right track?" "Off course, we are.."

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Star Wars joke. Han: Are we in the right path?
Yoda: Offcourse, we are.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because Six, Seven ate.

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"Yoda, are we on the right track?" "Off course, we are."

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Luke: "Are you sure we are flying in the right direction?" Yoda: "Off course, we are!"

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"Yoda, are we supposed to be here?" "Off course we are."

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk. Yoda: Hello, welcome, you are.

Man: Hi, I'd like to book a triplex for the weekend.

Yoda: Sorry I am, only duplex we have.

Man: Are you sure? I really need the triplex.

Yoda: There is no tri, only du.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because six, seven eight.

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Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was!

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Yoda is a terrible navigator "Yoda, are we going the right way?"

Yoda replied

"off course, we are"

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Why did the Star Wars Movies come out in the order of 4 5 6 1 2 3 ? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.

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Why is yoda a bad navigator? "are we going the right way?"

Yoda: "Off course, we are"

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Han Solo: Are we really going the right way??? Yoda: Off course we are

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Luke: are we going the right way Yoda? Yoda: Of course we are

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Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of Star Wars came before episodes 1, 2, and 3... ...because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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New Yoda Jokes

I can't thank you enough for telling me Yoda's last name! Yoda Man!

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Why did star wars 4-6 come before 1-3 Because in charge of planning, Yoda was

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What did Yoda say about the musical that he hated? “Lame Is”

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I got turned away while trying to order a pie from Yoda's bakery the other day. "Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."

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Bad at punchline jokes... Yoda is.

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What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car? A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.

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Why does Yoda like sheep? Dey go bah.

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What sound do Yoda's sheep make? Dagobaa.

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How does Yoda spend his time? He sits around watching the Dagobah.

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With Star Wars, how come Episodes IV, V, VI were shown before Episodes I, II, III? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was

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How long do I go without thinking about Yoda`s death? *Not a Dagobah...*

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Hey guys why where star wars 4,5,6 made before 1,2,3? Because in charge of production yoda was.

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JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June.

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I think therefore I am. Yoda pointing at a photo of himself when he was four.

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Will: Will.I.Am Yoda: Will, you are

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I was talking to Luke Skywalker the other day... And he asked me why 7 was such a scary number

I told him that 789

But Yoda insists

It was 678

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Han Solo: Yoda, are we really going the right way? Yoda: Offcourse we are.

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Luke: Yoda, are going the right way? Yoda: Off-course, we are.

Repost. Original posting by madchicken

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Yoda was scared of 7 because..... 6, 78.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated? Try or try not, there is no do.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 9? Because 10 9 8

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Yoda Tells a Math Joke. Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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"Keep busy, you should." Yoda said. "Make your Dagobah faster, it will."

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I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler... Yoda is dead

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