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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.

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“Yoda, are you sure we are going in the right direction?” Yoda: Off course we are.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot? "Yoda, are we still going the right way?"
"Off course we are"

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was

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Star wars joke Han solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are

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Obi Wan: Yoda, you en-route? Yoda: Off course I am!

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What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself on Blu Ray? HDMI

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Yoda and Obi Wan in a space ship Obi wan asks: "are we going the right way?"

Yoda answers: "off course, we are"

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Are we heading in the right direction, Yoda? - "Off-course we are"

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Why were the Star Wars movies made in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of production, Yoda was.

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This whole time yoda has never revealed his last name. but I just found out Layheehoo

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Yodas Logic Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?

Yoda: Offcourse we are

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Han Solo : Yoda, are you sure we're going in the right direction? Yoda : Off course we are.

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A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way To which Yoda responded, “off course, we are.”

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9 7 8

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Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

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Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was

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Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track?

Yoda: off course, we are.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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"Master Yoda, are we on the right track?" "Off course, we are.."

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Star Wars joke. Han: Are we in the right path?
Yoda: Offcourse, we are.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because Six, Seven ate.

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"Yoda, are we on the right track?" "Off course, we are."

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Luke: "Are you sure we are flying in the right direction?" Yoda: "Off course, we are!"

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"Yoda, are we supposed to be here?" "Off course we are."

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Why were the star wars movies made 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2 , 3? Because in charge of production, Yoda was.

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Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3? A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of direction, Yoda was.

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Why were the Star Wars movies released episodes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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because yoda was in charge of the jokes why was the punchline in the title

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How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah.

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What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day? May divorce be with you.

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Why did the Star Wars Movies come out in the order of 4 5 6 1 2 3 ? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.

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Yoda is telling a joke to the Jedi Council... "Why was six afraid of seven?" he asks. Everyone remains silent, and he says: "Because nine seven eight!"

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I felt like the plane was heading the wrong way... so I asked our pilot Yoda if we were going the right way to which he responded, "Off course we are!"

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Why were the Star Wars movies released in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

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Why were Star Wars 4,5,6 set before 1,2,3 ? In charge of scheduling Yoda was put!

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Why did star wars 4-6 come before 1-3 Because in charge of planning, Yoda was

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Why were episodes 4, 5, and 6 before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge, Yoda was.

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Why was master Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9 7 8.

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What did Yoda say about the musical theater production that he hated? "LAME IS."

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Happy Star Wars Day.

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What did Yoda say about the musical that he hated? “Lame Is”

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What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnel vision? All icy is you!

I legit thought of this joke when i was like 10 and im so proud i remembered it.

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I got turned away while trying to order a pie from Yoda's bakery the other day. "Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."

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A cannibal transformer who talked like yoda was asked what he had for lunch. He replied "A BMW i8"

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Bad at punchline jokes... Yoda is.

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What did Shakespeare say to Yoda? Methinks that thou cannot with grammar speak.

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Why were the Star Wars movies released in that order? In charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car? A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.

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How does Yoda spend his time? He sits around watching the Dagobah.

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Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try.

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