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Funniest Yoda Jokes

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.

Funny Yoda Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars episodes 4, 5 & 6 before episodes 1, 2 & 3? In charge of the schedule Yoda was.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI

Why is Yoda the worst copilot? "Yoda, are we still going the right way?"
"Off course we are"

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was

Star wars joke Han solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are

What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself on Blu Ray? HDMI

Yoda and Obi Wan in a space ship Obi wan asks: "are we going the right way?"

Yoda answers: "off course, we are"

Why were the Star Wars movies made in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of production, Yoda was.

This whole time yoda has never revealed his last name. but I just found out Layheehoo

Yodas Logic Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?

Yoda: Offcourse we are

Han Solo : Yoda, are you sure we're going in the right direction? Yoda : Off course we are.

A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way To which Yoda responded, “off course, we are.”

Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9 7 8

Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was

Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track?

Yoda: off course, we are.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because Six, Seven ate.

Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was.

Why is Yoda afraid of 7? 6 7 8.

Why were the star wars movies made 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2 , 3? Because in charge of production, Yoda was.

Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3? A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of direction, Yoda was.

Why were the Star Wars movies released episodes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

because yoda was in charge of the jokes why was the punchline in the title

Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey... Luke: Yoda, we've been walking for hours! Are you sure that we're going the right way?

Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!

What type of car did Yoda eat? A BMW i8

Why were Star Wars 4,5,6 set before 1,2,3 ? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was put!

How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah.

Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight.

Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu.

I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables "Lame is."

why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Yoda was In charge of scheduling

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New Yoda Jokes

I was showing Yoda my new chinese cooking apparatus He said 'wok it is called'

Why were the Star Wars movies released in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

How does yoda pick up girls? With force

Yoda told me why 8 was afraid of 7. Because 6 7 8.

In case you didn't know, Yoda has a last name... It's Layheehoo

What does Master Yoda say at the end of the day? day go bah

Why did star wars 4-6 come before 1-3 Because in charge of planning, Yoda was

What sound does Baby Yoda make? Gaagaa-googoo

What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k resolution? HDMI

Why doesn't the baby Yoda talk in the Mandelorian? He's got a frog in his throat.

A beer, I would like. Yoda walked into a bar.

Now that I have children, I really understand the scene in Return of the Jedi where Yoda is so tired of answering Luke’s questions that he just up and dies.

Knock Knock Who is there?

Baby Yoda

Baby yoda who?

Baby yoda one for me.

(I checked to see if this was a repost, could not find. Hope it made you smile)

Why were episodes 4, 5, and 6 before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge, Yoda was.

What did Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k? HDMI

I saw someone photoshop the little Yoda kid so he held TNT. Baby Yoda Bomb.

At the behest of my mother... "HEY son, did you know Yoda has a surname?"

"Oh? What is it?"

"Yoda-lay-hee-hoo"

I fully expect the down votes.

You've heard why six is afraid of seven. But Master Yoda would say "Six, seven eight"

With all the Mandalorian hype, I had asked my rich uncle for a first edition toy Yoda for Christmas But all he gave me was some junky old car.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI

Yoda use to have the younglings put on white face paint and pretend to walk against the wind, be trapped in invisible boxes, you know... Jedi mime tricks.

Knock knock Who's there?

Baby yoda.

Baby yoda who?

Baby yoda only one I care about.

Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money? He's always short

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC... you can probably tell) All ICY is you!

Why did the Star Wars Movies come out in the order of 4 5 6 1 2 3 ? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.

Yoda must be the worst car guide ever. Master Yoda, are we in the right direction?

Off course, we are.

What did Yoda said to Princess Lea after separating with Han Solo " May divorce be with you "

Because before the setup, the punchline he says Why Yoda tell jokes can't?

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

Disney finally released Yoda's last name. His full name is: Yoda Lay-Heehoo

I felt like the plane was heading the wrong way... so I asked our pilot Yoda if we were going the right way to which he responded, "Off course we are!"

Obi Wan and Yoda are in a space ship Obi Wan: Are we going the right way?

Yoda: Off course, we are

Yoda a bookshelf built DYIng he is

What do you get when you cross Yoda with Shrek? Ogre-Wan Kenobi

Why was master Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9 7 8.

What did Yoda say about the musical theater production that he hated? "LAME IS."

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Happy Star Wars Day.

Why is Yoda such a good gardner? Because he has green thumbs.
(happy May the 4th)

Han and Yoda are flying in the Millennium Falcon "Are you sure we're going the right way?" Han asks.

"Off course we are. " Yoda replies.

Happy may 4th

What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake? Bicarbonate of Yoda

What did Yoda say about the musical that he hated? “Lame Is”

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Long Yoda Jokes

Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk.

Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk.

Yoda: Hello, welcome, you are.

Man: Hi, I'd like to book a triplex for the weekend.

Yoda: Sorry I am, only duplex we have.

Man: Are you sure? I really need the triplex.

Yoda: There is no tri, only du.

Han Solo is chilling in his room when suddenly the light goes out.

He tries to fix the bulb, but after an hour of laborious effort, he gives up.

He heads over to Yoda's place to see if he can help. As Yoda opens the door, he spots a huge machine with flashing lights, beeping in the middle of the room.

"What's this?" he asks Yoda.

"A cloning machine, this is. Your problem solve, it will." exclaims Yoda.

Solo nervously steps into the machine as Yoda cranks it up to max. Smoke fills the room, and as he steps out, five Han Solo clones materialise out of thin air.

"That's incredible!" they all say at the same time and they head back to Han's place, walking together in an eerie unison.

With a combined effort they easily fix the bulb.

Afterwards, he knocks on Yoda's door and thanks him for his help.

"Achieve this solo, you would not", says Yoda, "only many Hans, make light work".

Luke and Yoda are training on Dagobah

Luke and Yoda are training on Dagobah. Suddenly, part of the ledge in front of them falls off. "Oh no, what do we do, master?" asked Luke. "Worry not" replied Yoda. Yoda takes out a giant 6-foot fork, lays it across the gap in the ledge, and they use it as a bridge.

Soon enough, they come to a large iron fence surrounding Yoda's hovel. "Oh no, what do we do now, master?" asked Luke. "Worry not" replied Yoda. Yoda takes out his giant fork and bends a hole in the fence large enough for them to crawl through.

The pair get to Yoda's hovel and Yoda wants to post a notice on the bulletin board. But when they get to the board, Yoda realizes he is out of tacks! "Worry not, master" Luke says. He picks up the fork and is about to stick it into the board, when Yoda yells "Stop! A Jedi uses the fork for no ledge and the fence, but never for a tack!"

Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk.

Yoda: Hello, welcome, you are.

Man: Hi, I'd like to book a triplex for the weekend.

Yoda: Sorry I am, only duplex we have.

Man: Are you sure? I really need the triplex.

Yoda: There is no tri, only du.

Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp

Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge. But today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross.

“Something for this I have,” Yoda says. He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular, dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

“Something I have for this,” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers!

“That’s ok Master,” Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write is a not reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

“Master Yoda...” he asks, “What did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely:

“A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

Yoda stands in the doorway, surveying the crime scene.

The victim is lying face down on the floor in a pool of his own blood. Huge chunks have been taken out of him, and clear teeth marks are visible around the open wounds. Against a nearby wall lies the suspected killer. Mouth full of blood (likely not his own) and back broken in such a way that he can't have lasted long.


Yoda's partner, Luke, looks around in disgust.

"What do you think? Open and shut case of murder suicide?"


Yoda stares grimly, nods, but says nothing.


Yoda walks into the room, and walks around the corpse on the floor.


"So should I just go ahead and tell Nine's family?" Luke says.


Yoda looks at Luke with a glimmer in his eye. "Eaten alive, this man was. Disfigured, he is. Nine, he looks like. But Nine, this man is not. Six, Seven eight."

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