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Funniest Orphan Jokes

The f in orphan stands for family wait

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Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him "go big or go home", he only had one option.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't run home

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What did one orphan say to another? Get in the Batmobile Robin.

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What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the orphan turn to a life of crime? To find out what it was like to be Wanted for once in his life.

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What did one orphan say to the other orphan? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin! Get in the batmobile!"

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG

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What did the orphan poker player say? Will you raise me?

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What did an orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas? *Cancer!*

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What did the Orphan get for Christmas? Lonely.

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My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I.

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What do you call a black child with 2 dads? An Orphan

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Why was the orphan so successful? When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option.

(I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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What did one orphan say to the other orphan? To the Batmobile!

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Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and napalm have in common? They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds.

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What did one orphan say to another? "Robin, get to the bat mobile."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas? She got cancer.

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What does an orphan get for Christmas? Really lonely.

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What did one orphan say to the other? "Get in the Batmobile Robin."

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Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home

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How do you call a virgin from Alabama An orphan

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Batman, but it’s a Japanese action film Mighty Orphan Power Ranger

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What do you call a virgin redneck? An orphan

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My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was "practically screaming out at her" That's the last time I buy her an orphan

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When you feel like beating up someone, beat an orphan What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

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If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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What did one male orphan say to another when they were forced to share a bed? "No home bro."

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Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

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What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get the bat mobile."

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What does a person with Alzheimers and an orphan have in common? They both don’t know their parents

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What did the deaf, blind orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common? Neither can see their parents

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A man goes to court after murdering both parents Judge: You are guilty for killing your parents. How do you plead?

Man: Guilty

Judge: I sentence you to thir...

Man: (In tears) Please Sir, don't be too harsh. You know I'm an orphan

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What do you call an orphan who suffers from horrific parental abuse? A paradox.

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Why can’t orphan play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Bonus joke:

What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car?

"Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

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Which orphan is best at baseball? Bat man

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Dark humour is like an orphan with cancer It never gets old

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Why can’t orphan exit out of an app He can’t find home

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Why did the orphan not know how to play baseball??? He didn't know where home was

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why did the orphan go to church? so he had someone to call father

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What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.

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Why was orphan confused by chemistry? He doesn’t know what Bromines

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Why is the I phone x the first phone an orphan gets? Because there is no home button

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[DARK] If you are ever bored, punch an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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What did the dumb, deaf and blind orphan get for Christmas? Cancer
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Did you hear about the orphan who lost both his right limbs in a car wreck? He was all that was left

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Beat up an orphan What are they going to do? tell their parents?

(so sorry my friend told me this a few months ago)

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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When your bored, bully an orphan Its not like they can tell their parents

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What’s the same about an orphan boy and a champagne bottle without a cork? They both lost their pop

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Disturbing/offensive why couldn’t the orphan get the toy. It said parent assembly’s required

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An Orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying I said"don't worry your parents won't say anything

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Punch an orphan What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

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Why is being an orphan like not being able to pay your phone bill? Because you ain't got no data

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What did one orphan say to the other? “Robin, get in the Batmobile.”

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why is Annie the Orphan crying? There was a solar eclipse.

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What did the blind, deaf, orphan with no friends get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An atheist orphan receives an Academy Award. "I have no one to thank, but myself."

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What did the crippled orphan baby get on Christmas? Molested

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because he can't find home!

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Remember when Anty died in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids? I wonder if he left behind any little orphan anties.

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What did one orphan say to the other? ~~"Robin, get in the batmobile."~~

"Our parents are dead."

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? 200 upvotes

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp? I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Growing up an orphan was great I could cry in the morning because I was alone.
I could cry during the day because I was alone.
I could cry at night because I was alone.




All without my parents ever bothering me!

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What do you call an orphan named Rose? Self-raising flour

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.









Because he's Jewish.

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What did one orphan said to the other? Robin, get in the batmobile!

(credits to /u/Overpants)

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common? They both lost their pop.

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What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.


And yes, as a matter of fact, I am a dad.

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- Mom, mom ! My classmates call me an orphan ! -

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