Buzzfeed Jokes

How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to start an electric chair? 13, but #9 will shock you!

I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed... ... Number 14 shocked me.

Why was Buzzfeed's editor found dead in the bathroom? Because number two shocked him.

A Buzzfeed writer walks into a bar... You won't BELIEVE what they asked for!

A BuzzFeed writer walks into a bar... 95% of americans were shocked to find out what happened next.

Why was a Buzzfeed editor found dead in a bathroom? Number 2 shocked him.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb? 13\. Number 9 will shock you!

2 buzzfeed writers walked into a bar What happened next will blow your minds!

I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you.

Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

*Stolen from BuzzFeed, but I thought it was hilarious.*

Buzzfeed That’s it. That’s the joke.

Buzzfeed must have been born between May 22nd and June 22nd... Because it’s definitely a Cancer

I was changing the 15 fuses at the Buzzfeed HQ building Number 5 shocked me.

A Buzzfeed writer walked into a bar... You won’t BELIEVE what they asked for!

I just sat down to write a joke about my ADHD. Oh wait, a Buzzfeed quiz.

Why was Buzzfeed's chief editor found dead in the bathroom? He couldn't believe number two would shock him.

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait.

What do you call someone who works for buzzfeed? A cancer cell

Buzzfeed did a top 10 list of power measurements You'll never believe Watt's number 6

I read a Buzzfeed article called "The Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Explosive Diarrhea".... number 2 surprised me.

Did you hear about the BuzzFeed employee who peed on an exposed wire? Number 1 shocked him.

A funny joke about journalism Buzzfeed

How many Buzzfeed writers would use a taser on you? We asked 20 of them, and number seven may shock you.

This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you

I can't wait to read the BuzzFeed article on "20 Things You Will Love about Stranger Things" Eleven will blow your mind!!!

A bee, a fly, and a mosquito signed up for a website that sometimes stings, usually stinks, and mostly sucks. What website is this? BuzzFeed

How many Buzzfeed workers does it take to form a firing squad? 10. But number 5 will blow your mind!

A buzzfeed writer and a terrorist walked into a bar What happened next will blow your mind!

BuzzFeed's "Ten ways to tell if someone is a terrorist" #6 will blow your mind!

Three buzzfeed writers walk into a bar You won't believe what happens next!

How to write for Buzzfeed: 1) Go to Reddit

2) CTRL+C

3) CTRL+V

Buzzfeed is like Fortnite It's retarded

What is a bee’s favorite news source? CNN. They hate Buzzfeed too.

What if Muslims wrote BuzzFeed posts? 13 reasons to be a Jihadi, no.7 will blow your mind off!

Buzzfeed Friend: "Would you ever work for buzzfeed?"

Me: "No, sorry I don't support cancer"

What happens when a Buzzfeed writer becomes an electrician with no experience? What comes next will shock you

Buzzfeed Top 10 least conductive items! Number 6 won't shock you

How to write a Buzzfeed article: r/askreddit