Dentist Jokes


Funniest Dentist Jokes

When my dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I and my wife have different dentists…

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My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

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My dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex… We laughed about it for a while.

Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists…

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My dentist asked me the last time I flossed I replied, "You remember.. You were there.."

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My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth. I said it must be because he has the better dentist.

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I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.

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Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion

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Dentist: This will hurt. Patient: OK.

Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife since last year.

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Wife's Dentist My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed.
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

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A guy is talking to a girl A guy is talking to a girl :

"Everytime I see your smile, I want to take you to my place"

"Oh ! You think I'm pretty ?"

"No, I'm a dentist."

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I went to the dentist today Dentist: Open up please

Me: Sometimes I get sad.

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Trump would be an amazing dentist He is against anything that's not white and straight.

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My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed.
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists

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Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom.

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My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone.

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Man visits a dentist with broken teeth Dentist.:- how did you manage to break these three teeth. .?

Man:- my wife bakeda bread that was too hard.

Dentist.:- you could have refused to eat it

Man:- that's exactly how this happened...

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My doctor checked my prostate last week It was the worst dentist appointment of my life.

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I asked my dentist if I can have some of his laughing gas. He said: "sure, knock yourself out."

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LPT: If your dentist has no painkillers, ask him for Helium. It will be hilarious when you scream.

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I went to the dentist. I sat down in the chair and he said, "Open up for me..."

"OK," I said, "my parents don't love me very much."

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What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.

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I want my dentist to know he's appreciated.. So every year I give him a little plaque.

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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.

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A woman goes to the dentist.... and the dentist says "Looks like you need to have a tooth pulled." The woman says "I'd rather have a baby."
The dentist looks at her and says "Make up your mind, I'll have to adjust the chair."

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It's in the Smile A boy met a girl....

Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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Doctor of death! Impressively, only 2% of the people I operated on died last year. But for some reason the authorities think that’s too high for a dentist.

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My dentist told me to open up.... so I started telling him how depressed I was.

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A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!” “Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”

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The Dentist says, "When was the last time you flossed?" The Patient replies, "You should know, you were there!"

Heard this at the dentist this morning

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i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again

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A man walks into a dentist's office and says "Doctor, you have to help me! I think I'm a moth!" The dentist says, "I think you want the psychiatrist down the hall."

And the man replies, "Yeah, but your light was on."

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why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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An old woman goes to the dentist... ...takes off all her clothes and spreads her legs.
The dentist says "I think you have the wrong room..."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week", she replies. "Now you have to remove them."

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Apparently Kim Jong Un is fed up of been a dictator and wants to move to South Korea to become a Dentist He said he wants a change of Korea..

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Why did the dentist and the orthodontist get into a fight? They couldn't brush away their differences.

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What did the Dentist tell the patient to go take at the X-Ray Department? Tooth Pics....

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Dentist! Dentist! I need your help! “I think I’m turning into a moth!” Said the patient.

“Why did you come to me, I’m just a dentist.” Replied the dentist.

“Your light was on.”

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The Royal Wedding is like my upcoming dentist appointment. I'll be happier when it's over.

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What did the dentist say to the tooth that wasn't getting numb? You've got some nerve, punk!

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The chamber of commerce gave an award to the best dentist in town It was a little plaque........

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Why didn't the 10th Dentist like the toothpaste? Because he likes being addressed as a Doctor

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What does a dentist and a pornstar says in common ? Open your mouth

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What is the best time to phone the dentist? Tooth hurty

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Dentist tell his patient this will hurt a little... I’m having an affair with your wife

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Why did the monk refuse Codine at the dentist? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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I made a risky move to get more bit coins but it backfired on me My teeth cracked and now I'm on my way to the dentist

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At what time do you go to a dentist? At tooth-hurty

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What's the best time to schedule your dentist appointment? Tooth hurty

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My dentist appointment was so great... It was jaw-dropping

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I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill... "GET IN THE HOLE!!!"

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Whats the best time to go to a dentist Tooth hurty.

.... I'll let myself out

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I went to the dentist with a dollar the other day. I got buck teeth.

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I’ve definitely started to like the dentist more in my old age. “thisargfhtthooswagjk” is always the right answer.

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What do you get when you go to a dentist? Uncomfortably numb

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list? You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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