Dentist Jokes


Funniest Dentist Jokes

When my dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I and my wife have different dentists…

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My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

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My dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex… We laughed about it for a while.

Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists…

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My dentist asked me the last time I flossed I replied, "You remember.. You were there.."

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My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth. I said it must be because he has the better dentist.

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I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.

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Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion

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Dentist: This will hurt. Patient: OK.

Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife since last year.

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Wife's Dentist My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed.
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

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A guy is talking to a girl A guy is talking to a girl :

"Everytime I see your smile, I want to take you to my place"

"Oh ! You think I'm pretty ?"

"No, I'm a dentist."

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I went to the dentist today Dentist: Open up please

Me: Sometimes I get sad.

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Trump would be an amazing dentist He is against anything that's not white and straight.

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My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed.
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists

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Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom.

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My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone.

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Man visits a dentist with broken teeth Dentist.:- how did you manage to break these three teeth. .?

Man:- my wife bakeda bread that was too hard.

Dentist.:- you could have refused to eat it

Man:- that's exactly how this happened...

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My doctor checked my prostate last week It was the worst dentist appointment of my life.

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I asked my dentist if I can have some of his laughing gas. He said: "sure, knock yourself out."

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LPT: If your dentist has no painkillers, ask him for Helium. It will be hilarious when you scream.

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I went to the dentist. I sat down in the chair and he said, "Open up for me..."

"OK," I said, "my parents don't love me very much."

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What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.

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I want my dentist to know he's appreciated.. So every year I give him a little plaque.

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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.

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A woman goes to the dentist.... and the dentist says "Looks like you need to have a tooth pulled." The woman says "I'd rather have a baby."
The dentist looks at her and says "Make up your mind, I'll have to adjust the chair."

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It's in the Smile A boy met a girl....

Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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Doctor of death! Impressively, only 2% of the people I operated on died last year. But for some reason the authorities think that’s too high for a dentist.

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My dentist told me to open up.... so I started telling him how depressed I was.

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A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!” “Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”

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The Dentist says, "When was the last time you flossed?" The Patient replies, "You should know, you were there!"

Heard this at the dentist this morning

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What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

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Apparently Kim Jong Un is fed up of been a dictator and wants to move to South Korea to become a Dentist He said he wants a change of Korea..

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Why did the dolphin go to the dentist? He had an appointment.

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What do you call a Superhero with a dentist alter ego? Plaque Panther

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What time is the dentist appointment? Tooth hurty

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What did the Dentist tell the patient to go take at the X-Ray Department? Tooth Pics....

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What did Harvey Dent do after he got out of prison? He became a dentist...

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What did the nihilistic dentist say to the starving vampire? "These teeth are pointless."

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Dentist! Dentist! I need your help! “I think I’m turning into a moth!” Said the patient.

“Why did you come to me, I’m just a dentist.” Replied the dentist.

“Your light was on.”

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The Royal Wedding is like my upcoming dentist appointment. I'll be happier when it's over.

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The chamber of commerce gave an award to the best dentist in town It was a little plaque........

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What's the similarity between a dentist and an engineering graduate? Both hate plaques

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Why didn't the 10th Dentist like the toothpaste? Because he likes being addressed as a Doctor

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What does a dentist and a pornstar says in common ? Open your mouth

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What did the dentist tell Boston (the band) after their appointment? *Sing*:

>It's more than a filling!

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Have you heard about the dentist with best customer retention? Was handing out candy at the end of appointment.

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What is the best time to phone the dentist? Tooth hurty

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Dentist tell his patient this will hurt a little... I’m having an affair with your wife

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Why did the monk refuse Codine at the dentist? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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I took my car to the dentist. He said "I'm not a mechanic but your grill looks alright".

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What's the best time to schedule your dentist appointment? Tooth hurty

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My dentist appointment was so great... It was jaw-dropping

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I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill... "GET IN THE HOLE!!!"

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Whats the best time to go to a dentist Tooth hurty.

.... I'll let myself out

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I went to the dentist with a dollar the other day. I got buck teeth.

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I’ve definitely started to like the dentist more in my old age. “thisargfhtthooswagjk” is always the right answer.

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The dentist told me I'd have to get braces, or take the alternative route and have surgery. The price was jaw-dropping.

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A dental doctor with patient A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"

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What do you get when you go to a dentist? Uncomfortably numb

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What did the dentist say to the tooth that wasn't getting numb? You've got some nerve, punk!

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Why did the dentist think he could work for the TSA He had a lot of experience with cavity searches.

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list? You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Heard this one from my dentist... After a woman had a painful operation at the dental office, she said, "I don't know what's worse, this, or having a baby!"

The dentist said, "well, next time, tell us so we know how to adjust the chair."

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