Dentist Jokes


Funniest Dentist Jokes

When my dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I and my wife have different dentists…

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My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

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My dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex… We laughed about it for a while.

Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists…

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My dentist asked me the last time I flossed I replied, "You remember.. You were there.."

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My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth. I said it must be because he has the better dentist.

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I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.

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Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion

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Dentist: This will hurt. Patient: OK.

Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife since last year.

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Wife's Dentist My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed.
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

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A guy is talking to a girl A guy is talking to a girl :

"Everytime I see your smile, I want to take you to my place"

"Oh ! You think I'm pretty ?"

"No, I'm a dentist."

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I went to the dentist today Dentist: Open up please

Me: Sometimes I get sad.

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Trump would be an amazing dentist He is against anything that's not white and straight.

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My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed.
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists

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Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom.

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My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone.

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Man visits a dentist with broken teeth Dentist.:- how did you manage to break these three teeth. .?

Man:- my wife bakeda bread that was too hard.

Dentist.:- you could have refused to eat it

Man:- that's exactly how this happened...

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My doctor checked my prostate last week It was the worst dentist appointment of my life.

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I asked my dentist if I can have some of his laughing gas. He said: "sure, knock yourself out."

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LPT: If your dentist has no painkillers, ask him for Helium. It will be hilarious when you scream.

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I went to the dentist. I sat down in the chair and he said, "Open up for me..."

"OK," I said, "my parents don't love me very much."

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What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.

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I want my dentist to know he's appreciated.. So every year I give him a little plaque.

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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.

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A woman goes to the dentist.... and the dentist says "Looks like you need to have a tooth pulled." The woman says "I'd rather have a baby."
The dentist looks at her and says "Make up your mind, I'll have to adjust the chair."

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It's in the Smile A boy met a girl....

Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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Doctor of death! Impressively, only 2% of the people I operated on died last year. But for some reason the authorities think that’s too high for a dentist.

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My dentist told me to open up.... so I started telling him how depressed I was.

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A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!” “Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”

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The Dentist says, "When was the last time you flossed?" The Patient replies, "You should know, you were there!"

Heard this at the dentist this morning

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So my dentist says to me... So my dentist says to me, "you're the cleanest patient I've had all week!"

Then I respond, "Wow I deserve a plaque!"

This literally just happened. She lost it.

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I didn't want to believe that my dentist's medical degree was fake But the tooth hurts.

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Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication

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why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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An old woman goes to the dentist... ...takes off all her clothes and spreads her legs.
The dentist says "I think you have the wrong room..."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week", she replies. "Now you have to remove them."

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A patient says to a dentist : " you pulled out a tooth in like 3 seconds and you get the money, not fair! What an easy career" The dentist replies: " sounds right. Let's make it 3 hours long."

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Apparently Kim Jong Un is fed up of been a dictator and wants to move to South Korea to become a Dentist He said he wants a change of Korea..

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Why did the dolphin go to the dentist? He had an appointment.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Tooth hurty

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My manicurist mother and dentist father didn't like each other... They fought tooth and nail all the time.

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The chamber of commerce gave an award to the best dentist in town It was a little plaque........

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What's the similarity between a dentist and an engineering graduate? Both hate plaques

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Why didn't the 10th Dentist like the toothpaste? Because he likes being addressed as a Doctor

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What does a dentist and a pornstar says in common ? Open your mouth

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What did Harvey Dent do after he got out of prison? He became a dentist...

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What did the dentist tell Boston (the band) after their appointment? *Sing*:

>It's more than a filling!

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Have you heard about the dentist with best customer retention? Was handing out candy at the end of appointment.

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What is the best time to phone the dentist? Tooth hurty

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Dentist tell his patient this will hurt a little... I’m having an affair with your wife

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Why did the monk refuse Codine at the dentist? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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I took my car to the dentist. He said "I'm not a mechanic but your grill looks alright".

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A cheapskate goes to have his wisdom teeth removed. The dentist said the procedure would cost $100. The cheapskate replies, "I'll give you $50 and just loosen it."

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What's the best time to schedule your dentist appointment? Tooth hurty

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What did the Dentist tell the patient to go take at the X-Ray Department? Tooth Pics....

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If a TSA agent became a dentist, what would you call an appointment? A cavity search.

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My dentist appointment was so great... It was jaw-dropping

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I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill... "GET IN THE HOLE!!!"

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Whats the best time to go to a dentist Tooth hurty.

.... I'll let myself out

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I went to the dentist with a dollar the other day. I got buck teeth.

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I’ve definitely started to like the dentist more in my old age. “thisargfhtthooswagjk” is always the right answer.

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What do you call a Jamaican dentist? A Flosstifarian

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A dental doctor with patient A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"

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What do you get when you go to a dentist? Uncomfortably numb

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What did the dentist say to the tooth that wasn't getting numb? You've got some nerve, punk!

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Why did the dentist think he could work for the TSA He had a lot of experience with cavity searches.

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list? You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What does the Pokémon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth.

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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Heard this one from my dentist... After a woman had a painful operation at the dental office, she said, "I don't know what's worse, this, or having a baby!"

The dentist said, "well, next time, tell us so we know how to adjust the chair."

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