How do you piss off a female archeologist? Find a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era.
A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor's house and asks for 200 dollars. Doctor says to him: "Even i, don't make so much money in such a short period and i'm a doctor". And the plumber goes: "I know sir. I used to be a doctor myself"
How to piss off a female archaeologist... Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
Childish but made me laugh How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
How do you piss off a female archeologist? Find a used tampon and ask her what period it is from.
What’s the similarity between semicolons and pregnancies? Both mean you won’t be seeing a period for a little while.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from
How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
What's the best was to piss off an archaeologist ? Hand him a used tampon and ask him which period it's from.
My 16 year old cousin Mary finally got her period today. So, that was a tense couple of years for me.
How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
How do you piss off a female archeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth..
Now her friends call me ruthless.
EDIT: Got hacked. Password and emailed changed, this post was changed to something else for a brief period by the hacker.
A French Girl gets her Period
My friend's family is French.
His sister had this huge French flag for a bed sheet.
Then one night she got her period.
Imagine her shock when she woke up on the Japanese Flag.
Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only.
A Halloween Limerick
A lady vampire named Mable
Had a period that was awfully stable.
So once a full moon
She took out her spoon
And drank herself under the table.
My wife always freaks out when she's on her period Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting.
My wife said to me the other day "For the last time I am on my period and I am NOT getting into the water to swim!" She totally ruined my shark fishing trip.
What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists
Whys was the internet so obsessed with the song "Cotton-Eyed Joe" for a short period of time? I mean, where did it come from where did it go?
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from...
I tested negative at a COVID-19 testing site So I called a woman I've been after to say, "I can waive the 14 day waiting period and give you consent immediately!"
How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give them a used tampon and ask them what period it’s from.
punctuality and punctuation are equally important... i don't want to hear any excuses about your period being late.
I'm not sure which is more scary during this pandemic quarantine... ...the Coronavirus itself, or the fact that I just ate the last of my wife's period chocolate.
What's the difference between a professional engineer and an amateur? How quickly the product dies after the warranty period
My uncle is an archeologist.. He was doing some work in Egypt and came across an ancient tampon. Picked it up, examined it closely and said - I have no idea what period this is from.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
You give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from
As Albert Einstein once said : Only Two Things Are Infinite: The Universe And The Winrar Trial Period
Studies show that after being released from prison, women have a tendency to immediately begin menstruation. This is because a period comes at the end of a sentence.
My wife told me she has to wear sweatpants every month for four days... I asked her to explain why in terms I would understand, knowing I’m a car guy. She said, “Sweatpants are the only Period Correct option”.
Have you heard of that new podcast featuring inmates who went to jail for a short period of time and people suffering from speech impediments? They call it “Barely a sentence”
Last night, I watched a TV show about a girl who was bleeding uncontrollably. It was a period drama.
What is the difference between cunnilingus during a woman's period and breakfast? The way the scrambled eggs taste.
"Mom, I'm almost 17 now. When will I get my period like the other girls?" "You are not like the other girls, Dave."
Tampax have announced they will be removing the string from the tampon and replacing it with tinsel! This will be for the Christmas period only
I heard BBC has a new period piece all about early 20th century dentists. They're calling it 'Dentin Abby'!
What do you call a woman's first menstrual cycle after incarceration? The period at the end of a sentence.
Went to view a house earlier with period features and the wife and I had a massive argument. She really hates it when I call her that.