Period Jokes


Funniest Period Jokes

Funny Period Jokes
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6.9 is the worst number ever. It's a 69 interrupted by a period

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Find a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

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How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

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What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free.

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Today, me and my wife had a .69 It would have been a hundred times better without the period.

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What does 6.9 mean? Just another good thing ruined by a period.

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Do you know what a 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.

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My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era.

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Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an ovary action.

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What’s 6.9 Something great, ruined by a period

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My girlfriends favourite position is 6.9 Personally, I prefer it without the period.

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What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.

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What’s 6.9? A good time ruined by a period.

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A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor's house and asks for 200 dollars. Doctor says to him: "Even i, don't make so much money in such a short period and i'm a doctor". And the plumber goes: "I know sir. I used to be a doctor myself"

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Why don't Jewish girls study on their period? Concentration Cramps

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What's the best thing about fingering a psychic on her period? You get your palm red for free

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What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.

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My period is late .

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What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period.

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Childish but made me laugh How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

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How do you troll an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from.

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I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period.

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I wish life was more like hockey... Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?

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The worst number in the world. 6.9 it's 69 interrupted by a period

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Why do women's prisons give out tampons on release day? Because all sentences should end with a period.

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What’s the similarity between semicolons and pregnancies? Both mean you won’t be seeing a period for a little while.

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What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period? An ovary-action.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from

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6.9 A good time interrupted by a period

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Did you know what 6.9 is? its a good thing screwed up by a period

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What's the grossest number? 6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle.

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PMS jokes aren't funny... Period.

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What kind of secretary is the best secretary? One that never misses a period.

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to all scummy misogynists out there: menstruation jokes are NOT funny period.

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What's a pedophiles favourite part of a game of hockey? Before the first period.

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Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period.

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What did the woman say to the vampire when she woke up with her period? "I made you breakfast in bed!"

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We’re not going to learn about puberty. Period.

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I’m no longer calling period attitude PMS... Nope, I’m calling ovary acting.

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My brother was getting grossed out when I was talking to my mother about that time of the month. I told him that it was natural, and he shouldn’t be disgusted... Period.

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Menstruation jokes are awful. Period.

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What do you call a corona on it’s period? A michelada

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I’ve met many women who love period piece movies, and I totally get why. I also wish we’d never let them vote.

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You shouldn't joke about menstruation This kind of jokes are never funny, period

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Have you heard of that new podcast featuring inmates who went to jail for a short period of time and people suffering from speech impediments? They call it “Barely a sentence”

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My girl friend had PMS for what seemed like millions of years, then she hunted me down and tried to bite my head off when I suggested she be quarantined on an island. It was her Jurassic period.

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What a women’s least-favorite type of punctuation The period

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I argued with my uterus today Uterus: Give me a baby!

Me: Well you won't get one!

Uterus: Fine, period!

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What genre does a movie on the Feminist movement belong to? Period drama.

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Only after I started eating out my girlfriend did I realize she was on her period. Egg on my face, right?

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When I was 15 I fingered a girl on her period and her parents walked in on us They caught me red handed

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Did you hear about the female rapper, who only battles when she's on her period? They say she has a mean flow.

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I just watched a drama movie based on the true story of how tampons were invented. It was one of those period pieces but it had a good flow.

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Did you know R. Kelly had a chance to be an NBA player? Only problem was he kept wanted to do all his scoring before the end of the first period.

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What do you call it when a celebrity is on their period? Red carpet.

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What’s a prisoners favorite punctuation mark? A period, it marks the end of a sentence

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I told my dying girlfriend i would only love again after an appropriate period of mourning. She asked, how long is appropriate mourning?

I said at least one morning.

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If an artist creates a painting while she is menstruating... is it called a period piece?

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I knew R Kelly was headed for trouble when we were kids. Playing football, he always tried to score before the first period.

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There's going to be a new TV show about menstruation research in the 1950s. It's a period piece.

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What did the Dracula say to his teacher? See you next Period!

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Why is a prisoner’s favourite punctuation point a period? Cause it marks the end of a sentence

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A Vampire Visited A Teenage Girl In School He told her that he'll see her next period.

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Does anyone know much about history I found a used tampon today and wondered what period it came from

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My English teacher always says my grammar's bad. But yesterday she missed a period.

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TIL girls are on their period on saterday. I went out this weekend and every girl I asked told me that she was on her period.

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Jokes about women are cruel Period

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Going to go trick or treating tonight. Gonna dress up in all red and when people answer the knok, i tell them that im a period, and im sorry im late.

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What do you say when a woman from Utah is having her period? 'She's Mormonal'

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Jokes about menstruation should be banned Period

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There was a time when I used a comma at the end of a sentence. It was the worst period of my life.

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I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period.

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Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!

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How can you tell an elephant is on its period? There's a quarter on your night stand and your mattress pad is missing.

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sympathy manstration While talking to my male co-workers about sympathy pain and weight gain when their wives are pregnant.

I mentioned I have a sympathy period each month when my wife cycles, my ears bleed.

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What freaks out both girls and programmers? A missed period.

And heaven help us if the programmer happens to be a girl.

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I lost my virginity to a girl on her period. The foreplay gave me cotton mouth.

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It is not ok to joke about menstruation. Period.

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What do you call a movie set during a woman's menstral cycle? A period piece

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Appropriate since both my sister and girlfriend are on their time of the month Why is a period called PMS?

Because mad cow disease was already taken.

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