6.9 is the worst number ever. It's a 69 interrupted by a period
How do you piss off a female archeologist? Find a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free.
Today, me and my wife had a .69 It would have been a hundred times better without the period.
What does 6.9 mean? Just another good thing ruined by a period.
Do you know what a 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.
My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era.
Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an ovary action.
What’s 6.9 Something great, ruined by a period
My girlfriends favourite position is 6.9 Personally, I prefer it without the period.
What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
What’s 6.9? A good time ruined by a period.
A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor's house and asks for 200 dollars. Doctor says to him: "Even i, don't make so much money in such a short period and i'm a doctor". And the plumber goes: "I know sir. I used to be a doctor myself"
Why don't Jewish girls study on their period? Concentration Cramps
What's the best thing about fingering a psychic on her period? You get your palm red for free
What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.
My period is late .
What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period.
Childish but made me laugh How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
How do you troll an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from.
I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period.
I wish life was more like hockey... Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?
The worst number in the world. 6.9 it's 69 interrupted by a period
Why do women's prisons give out tampons on release day? Because all sentences should end with a period.
What’s the similarity between semicolons and pregnancies? Both mean you won’t be seeing a period for a little while.
What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period? An ovary-action.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from
6.9 A good time interrupted by a period
Did you know what 6.9 is? its a good thing screwed up by a period
What's the grossest number? 6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle.
PMS jokes aren't funny... Period.
What kind of secretary is the best secretary? One that never misses a period.
to all scummy misogynists out there: menstruation jokes are NOT funny period.
What's a pedophiles favourite part of a game of hockey? Before the first period.
Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period.
What did the woman say to the vampire when she woke up with her period? "I made you breakfast in bed!"
I’m no longer calling period attitude PMS... Nope, I’m calling ovary acting.
There was a time when I used a comma at the end of a sentence. It was the worst period of my life.
My brother was getting grossed out when I was talking to my mother about that time of the month. I told him that it was natural, and he shouldn’t be disgusted... Period.
Menstruation jokes are awful. Period.
What do you call a corona on it’s period? A michelada
I’ve met many women who love period piece movies, and I totally get why. I also wish we’d never let them vote.
You shouldn't joke about menstruation This kind of jokes are never funny, period
Have you heard of that new podcast featuring inmates who went to jail for a short period of time and people suffering from speech impediments? They call it “Barely a sentence”
My girl friend had PMS for what seemed like millions of years, then she hunted me down and tried to bite my head off when I suggested she be quarantined on an island. It was her Jurassic period.
What a women’s least-favorite type of punctuation The period
I argued with my uterus today
Uterus: Give me a baby!
Me: Well you won't get one!
Uterus: Fine, period!
What genre does a movie on the Feminist movement belong to? Period drama.
Only after I started eating out my girlfriend did I realize she was on her period. Egg on my face, right?
When I was 15 I fingered a girl on her period and her parents walked in on us They caught me red handed
Did you hear about the female rapper, who only battles when she's on her period? They say she has a mean flow.
I just watched a drama movie based on the true story of how tampons were invented. It was one of those period pieces but it had a good flow.
Did you know R. Kelly had a chance to be an NBA player? Only problem was he kept wanted to do all his scoring before the end of the first period.
What do you call it when a celebrity is on their period? Red carpet.
What’s a prisoners favorite punctuation mark? A period, it marks the end of a sentence
I told my dying girlfriend i would only love again after an appropriate period of mourning.
She asked, how long is appropriate mourning?
I said at least one morning.
If an artist creates a painting while she is menstruating... is it called a period piece?
I knew R Kelly was headed for trouble when we were kids. Playing football, he always tried to score before the first period.
There's going to be a new TV show about menstruation research in the 1950s. It's a period piece.
What did the Dracula say to his teacher? See you next Period!
Why is a prisoner’s favourite punctuation point a period? Cause it marks the end of a sentence
A Vampire Visited A Teenage Girl In School He told her that he'll see her next period.
Does anyone know much about history I found a used tampon today and wondered what period it came from
My English teacher always says my grammar's bad. But yesterday she missed a period.
TIL girls are on their period on saterday. I went out this weekend and every girl I asked told me that she was on her period.
What do a hockey player and an Amish woman have in common? They both shower after the third period.
Did you hear about the wife that was yelling at her husband during her period? She was ovary acting.
Jokes about women are cruel Period
Going to go trick or treating tonight. Gonna dress up in all red and when people answer the knok, i tell them that im a period, and im sorry im late.
What do you say when a woman from Utah is having her period? 'She's Mormonal'
Jokes about menstruation should be banned Period
Do you know why Female inmate get executed the day of their menstruation ? because every sentence must end with a period.
I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period.
Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!
How can you tell an elephant is on its period? There's a quarter on your night stand and your mattress pad is missing.
While talking to my male co-workers about sympathy pain and weight gain when their wives are pregnant.
I mentioned I have a sympathy period each month when my wife cycles, my ears bleed.
What freaks out both girls and programmers?
A missed period.
And heaven help us if the programmer happens to be a girl.
I lost my virginity to a girl on her period. The foreplay gave me cotton mouth.
It is not ok to joke about menstruation. Period.
What do you call a movie set during a woman's menstral cycle? A period piece
Appropriate since both my sister and girlfriend are on their time of the month
Why is a period called PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.