Period Jokes

Only after I started eating out my girlfriend did I realize she was on her period. Egg on my face, right?

Did you hear about the female rapper that only raps on here period? They say she has a mean flow

I knew R Kelly was headed for trouble when we were kids. Playing football, he always tried to score before the first period.

I’m no longer calling period attitude PMS... Nope, I’m calling ovary acting.

Does anyone know much about history I found a used tampon today and wondered what period it came from

to all scummy misogynists out there: menstruation jokes are NOT funny period.

Two brothers are talking about life, Bro 1: Why do you think I ended up with 9 kids and you have none.

Bro 2: That's because I use the safe period.

Bro 1: What's the safe period?

Bro 2: When you're at work.

What's a 6.9? A good time interrupted by a period.

We’re not going to learn about puberty. Period.

My wife had a terrible mood swing during her period. She's just ovary acting.

My wife says she hates being on her period . . . . . . so I asked if she would prefer my exclamation point.

My 90-year-old dad was giving a talk at our local library about his World War II experiences. During the question-and-answer period, he was asked, “How did you know the war was over?”

He replied, “They stopped shooting at me.”

I am 23 and haven't had my periods as yet. My little sis is 17 and had her period since 13... ... I feel ashamed to talk about this to my friends because I don't know if I have a problem....

Or does it take longer when you are a boy?

We shouldn't make jokes about women. Period.

What is a lion's favorite period of American History? The Roaring Twenties!!

:D

GUYS. If you missed the eclipse today, there's going to be a secondary one later. It's at 8:01 PM. The earth will block out the sun and it will go completely dark during a period of about 10 1/2 hours.

What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.

I watched a great documentary on menstruation in Victorian times It was a great period piece.

What do you call it when a woman is on her period? Ovary Acting.

What did the lady robot use when she got her period? An iPad.

Period jokes are funny until you get them. Joke finished. Period.

Why are exclamation points always so emotional? Because they are always on their period.

My friend and I were talking on the phone the other day and she was complaining about her period Her: MY UTERUS HURTS

Me: WTF Why?

Her: CAUSE OF MY PERIOD

Me: oh

Her: I WANT ICE CREAM

Me: so go get some

Her: I'M IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO GET UP

Me: man, what a vicious cycle

What's wrong with the number 6.9? There's a period ruining everything.

There was a time when I used a comma at the end of a sentence. It was the worst period of my life.

What do you call the guy who gets all the women pregnant? Mister Period

Did you know that every single female inmate that was executed on death row was menstruating on the day of her execution? You ask why? Because you have to end every sentence with a period.

What's the best thing about a gypsy on her period? When you finger her you get your palm read.

What's the proper punctuation for a negative pregnancy test? A period.

Jokes about feminine hygiene are not funny Period.

If I wrote a book about menstruation... would it be called a period piece?

I know they call it a "period..." But most of the time, it feels like a sentence.

Best thing about fingering a psychic on her period? You still get your palm read.

Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny Period.

Whats 6.9? Something great ruined by a period.

Why don't women stay long in prison? As soon as they have their period they are let out.
Everyone knows a period comes at the end of a sentence.

My girl is on her period and is so mad at me I think she's ovary-acting.

I told my boss I won't be coming. He said, "Why?"

I said, "Period pains."

He said, "You're a guy..."

I said, "I know, but my girlfriend won't stop screaming."

How to irritate an archaeologist? Show him a used women's pad and ask him which period it belongs to.

Why when theyre arrested do women only spend a month in jail? Because a period marks the end of a sentence

What's the easiest way to explain a refractory period to a mathematician? The function of the limit is the limit of the function.

My overdramatic girlfriend came up to me, balling her eyes out and confessed to having the most painful period she's ever had before I looked her right in the face and said "stop ovary acting"

I really want to make a period joke. But it's just not that time of the month for me

How do you confuse an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it's from.

What happens to the cow on her period? She gets MOOOOOODY

How to you embarrasses an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask what period its from.

What do you call boiling period blood in a saucepot? Egg drop soup.

Jokes about women's menstruation aren't funny. Period.

Women make terrible hockey goalies... Their pads only last one period.

I'm getting pretty worried, my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period yet. And she's already 14.

What is 6.9? A wonderful thing ruined by a period

I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it.

What's a pedophiles favourite part of a game of hockey? Before the first period.

What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.

My history teacher found a tampon He's still trying to figure out what period it's from.

Women on their period always ovary act. *insert pun here*

How was the red sea made? Over a very long period

It is not ok to joke about menstruation. Period.

Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period.

What kind of secretary is the best secretary? One that never misses a period.