Husband Wife joke
Husband: When I get mat at you you never fight back how do you control yourself.
Wife :I clean the toilet.
Husband: how does that help.
Wife : I use your toothbrush to do so.
Husband Wife Jokes
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"