Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife joke Husband: When I get mat at you you never fight back how do you control yourself.

Wife :I clean the toilet.

Husband: how does that help.

Wife : I use your toothbrush to do so.

Score: 2

Husband Wife Jokes Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Score: 1

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