I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself.
What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime? A weebsite.
How many anime characters does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.
What do you call a french ghost that likes anime? A oui-a-boo.
What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn’s moons? “Otaku on Titan”
What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert? A tumbleweeb.
What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo
Where is one subreddit a person who visits anime conventions cannot post? Shower thoughts
I don't believe in hitting my kids as punishment. So i send them to school wearing crocs and shirts with anime on it and let other kids beat them instead!
C.S.Lewis once wrote an anthology on anime culture... ...The Chronicles of Nani-a.
What the difference between anime and hentai? The camera angle.
What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
Q: What has more ships than the navy? A: Anime fanbases
I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all. But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.
What does an anime firetruck sound like? owo owo owo owo owo owo owo
What does anime and suicide have in common? Bleach
What do you call a person who is into French Anime girls? An ouiaboo.
What do you call a Mexican person who likes anime? An otaco.
What do you call a drug addict who likes anime? Weed-a-boo
I made some toast to eat while watching my favorite anime But when I sat down I realized there wasn't even-jelly-on
TIFU by watching Anime on a non-English website Whoops, wrong dub
I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was... ...One Piece
What do you call the ghost of an anime fan? A weeaboo
What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime? A Ouijaboo.
What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb
If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire... It would be a literal Harem anime.
My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae Weeby jammin'.
How do anime fans diagnose health problens? WeebMD
In Anime it isn't called loosening.... It's an Attack on Tighten.
I like cutting up broccoli because... It makes me feel like a giant, wielding a tiny anime sword, cutting down tiny trees..
I saw an anime character propose. Yeah I saw him get on his Japaknees.
What did the anime girl say to her crush? Notice me 0.05480366515
What is a Mexican’s favorite anime? Juan Punch Man.
What's an anime character's favorite type of candy? A NEKO waffer
Why do anime fans hate electronica? The can’t stand DUBstep
Wrote a rap song about anime Smoke Weeb Everyday
I have a question for you anime fans. Is fansub the opposite of fandom?
What do you call an person who watches anime from a wii A wiib
I don't think anime is realistic
You know those romance anime?
There are some scene's where a guy winks at girls and just makes them fall in love.
I tried it, didn't work.