Friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him but this isn't even my final form.
How many anime characters does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.
What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn’s moons? “Otaku on Titan”
What do you call a person who is into French Anime girls? An ouiaboo.
What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert? A tumbleweeb.
What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo
Where is one subreddit a person who visits anime conventions cannot post? Shower thoughts
What the difference between anime and hentai? The camera angle.
I don't believe in hitting my kids as punishment. So i send them to school wearing crocs and shirts with anime on it and let other kids beat them instead!
C.S.Lewis once wrote an anthology on anime culture... ...The Chronicles of Nani-a.
Q: What has more ships than the navy? A: Anime fanbases
What does an anime firetruck sound like? owo owo owo owo owo owo owo
How do anime fans afford their hobbies? They bring home 6 figures
What does anime and suicide have in common? Bleach
What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all. But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.
Legs in Japanese cartoons are cool I just love anime shins.
Have you guys heard of that new anime about a jedi who grants wishes? Kawaii Gone Djinn
Normal wolves: Awooo! Anime wolves: Uwuuu!
TIFU by watching Anime on a non-English website Whoops, wrong dub
I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was... ...One Piece
I made some toast to eat while watching my favorite anime But when I sat down I realized there wasn't even-jelly-on
What’s the difference between MCR fans and anime fans. Anime fans say Nani and MCR fans say nanananana.
What would we call a war on one of saterns moons..... ATTACK ON TITAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PLAYS ANIME MUSIC*
I don't think anime is realistic
You know those romance anime?
There are some scene's where a guy winks at girls and just makes them fall in love.
I tried it, didn't work.
What do sisters in anime ride? A nii-san..
In Anime it isn't called loosening.... It's an Attack on Tighten.
What type of car do anime girls drive? a Nii-san
What do you call the ghost of an anime fan? A weeaboo
My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae Weeby jammin'.
If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire... It would be a literal Harem anime.
What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb
How do anime fans diagnose health problens? WeebMD
What do you call an anime girl's dad? A Loli Pop
What do you call a ghost that likes anime A weea-boo
Did you hear about that new anime streaming service? Its called Huwlu.
My life is like anime It's full of plot holes
I like cutting up broccoli because... It makes me feel like a giant, wielding a tiny anime sword, cutting down tiny trees..
My bro left for the anime convention. That last thing I said to him was “Come back in One Piece”.
What do a anime fan and a furry have in common? They both like dragon balls
What's the difference between an online FPS and an anime plushie? One's a Call of Duty, the other's a doll of cutie.
I only watch anime dubs. Cause I don’t take no L’s
Mumble rappers and Japanese Anime are the same both require subtitles.
Valid arguments are like anime openings There’s always a but(t).
What flavor does anime absolutely hate? Anything vanilla, apparently
I saw an anime character propose. Yeah I saw him get on his Japaknees.
I'm a nerd and I just met the love of my life online. She's a girl gamer and wants to add me on fortnite, she watches all of the same anime shows as I do, and she says she'll give me a special surprise if I venmo her $30. I bet it's her fortnite username!!!
What did the anime girl say to her crush? Notice me 0.05480366515
Why do anime fans hate electronica? The can’t stand DUBstep
My favorite anime character liam ni-san
I have a question for you anime fans. Is fansub the opposite of fandom?
Fun fact about bleach Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.
Wrote a rap song about anime Smoke Weeb Everyday
What's an anime with adultery? Cory in the Spouse
What's an anime character's favorite type of candy? A NEKO waffer
Why could the programmer only pop one anime from the stack? Getting more WIFO will destroy your LIFO.
What is the anime watcher's favorite number 10 pi