Anime Jokes

I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself.

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What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime? A weebsite.

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How many anime characters does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

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What do you call a french ghost that likes anime? A oui-a-boo.

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What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn’s moons? “Otaku on Titan”

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Funny Anime Jokes
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What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert? A tumbleweeb.

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What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo

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Where is one subreddit a person who visits anime conventions cannot post? Shower thoughts

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I don't believe in hitting my kids as punishment. So i send them to school wearing crocs and shirts with anime on it and let other kids beat them instead!

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C.S.Lewis once wrote an anthology on anime culture... ...The Chronicles of Nani-a.

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What the difference between anime and hentai? The camera angle.

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Q: What has more ships than the navy? A: Anime fanbases

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I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all. But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.

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What does an anime firetruck sound like? owo owo owo owo owo owo owo

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What does anime and suicide have in common? Bleach

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What do you call a person who is into French Anime girls? An ouiaboo.

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What do you call a Mexican person who likes anime? An otaco.

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What do you call a drug addict who likes anime? Weed-a-boo

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I made some toast to eat while watching my favorite anime But when I sat down I realized there wasn't even-jelly-on

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TIFU by watching Anime on a non-English website Whoops, wrong dub

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I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was... ...One Piece

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What do you call the ghost of an anime fan? A weeaboo

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What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime? A Ouijaboo.

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What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb

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If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire... It would be a literal Harem anime.

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My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae Weeby jammin'.

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How do anime fans diagnose health problens? WeebMD

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In Anime it isn't called loosening.... It's an Attack on Tighten.

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I like cutting up broccoli because... It makes me feel like a giant, wielding a tiny anime sword, cutting down tiny trees..

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I saw an anime character propose. Yeah I saw him get on his Japaknees.

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What did the anime girl say to her crush? Notice me 0.05480366515

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What is a Mexican’s favorite anime? Juan Punch Man.

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Why do anime fans hate electronica? The can’t stand DUBstep

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I have a question for you anime fans. Is fansub the opposite of fandom?

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What do you call an person who watches anime from a wii A wiib

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I don't think anime is realistic You know those romance anime?

There are some scene's where a guy winks at girls and just makes them fall in love.

I tried it, didn't work.

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