Anime Jokes

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Funniest Anime Jokes

Friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him but this isn't even my final form.

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How many anime characters does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

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What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn’s moons? “Otaku on Titan”

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What do you call a person who is into French Anime girls? An ouiaboo.

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What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert? A tumbleweeb.

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What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo

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Where is one subreddit a person who visits anime conventions cannot post? Shower thoughts

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What the difference between anime and hentai? The camera angle.

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I don't believe in hitting my kids as punishment. So i send them to school wearing crocs and shirts with anime on it and let other kids beat them instead!

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C.S.Lewis once wrote an anthology on anime culture... ...The Chronicles of Nani-a.

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Q: What has more ships than the navy? A: Anime fanbases

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What does an anime firetruck sound like? owo owo owo owo owo owo owo

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How do anime fans afford their hobbies? They bring home 6 figures

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What does anime and suicide have in common? Bleach

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all. But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.

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Legs in Japanese cartoons are cool I just love anime shins.

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Have you guys heard of that new anime about a jedi who grants wishes? Kawaii Gone Djinn

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Normal wolves: Awooo! Anime wolves: Uwuuu!

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TIFU by watching Anime on a non-English website Whoops, wrong dub

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I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was... ...One Piece

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I made some toast to eat while watching my favorite anime But when I sat down I realized there wasn't even-jelly-on

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What’s the difference between MCR fans and anime fans. Anime fans say Nani and MCR fans say nanananana.

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What would we call a war on one of saterns moons..... ATTACK ON TITAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PLAYS ANIME MUSIC*

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I don't think anime is realistic You know those romance anime?

There are some scene's where a guy winks at girls and just makes them fall in love.

I tried it, didn't work.

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What do sisters in anime ride? A nii-san..

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In Anime it isn't called loosening.... It's an Attack on Tighten.

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What type of car do anime girls drive? a Nii-san

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What do you call the ghost of an anime fan? A weeaboo

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My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae Weeby jammin'.

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If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire... It would be a literal Harem anime.

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What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb

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How do anime fans diagnose health problens? WeebMD

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What do you call an anime girl's dad? A Loli Pop

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What do you call a ghost that likes anime A weea-boo

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Did you hear about that new anime streaming service? Its called Huwlu.

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My life is like anime It's full of plot holes

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I like cutting up broccoli because... It makes me feel like a giant, wielding a tiny anime sword, cutting down tiny trees..

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My bro left for the anime convention. That last thing I said to him was “Come back in One Piece”.

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What do a anime fan and a furry have in common? They both like dragon balls

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What's the difference between an online FPS and an anime plushie? One's a Call of Duty, the other's a doll of cutie.

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I only watch anime dubs. Cause I don’t take no L’s

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Mumble rappers and Japanese Anime are the same both require subtitles.

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Valid arguments are like anime openings There’s always a but(t).

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What flavor does anime absolutely hate? Anything vanilla, apparently

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I saw an anime character propose. Yeah I saw him get on his Japaknees.

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I'm a nerd and I just met the love of my life online. She's a girl gamer and wants to add me on fortnite, she watches all of the same anime shows as I do, and she says she'll give me a special surprise if I venmo her $30. I bet it's her fortnite username!!!

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What did the anime girl say to her crush? Notice me 0.05480366515

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Why do anime fans hate electronica? The can’t stand DUBstep

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My favorite anime character liam ni-san

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I have a question for you anime fans. Is fansub the opposite of fandom?

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Fun fact about bleach Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.

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Wrote a rap song about anime Smoke Weeb Everyday

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What's an anime with adultery? Cory in the Spouse

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What's an anime character's favorite type of candy? A NEKO waffer

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Why could the programmer only pop one anime from the stack? Getting more WIFO will destroy your LIFO.

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What is the anime watcher's favorite number 10 pi

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