Economics Jokes

Funny Economics Jokes
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Yo momma defies the laws of economics She's got plenty of supply, but there's absolutely no demand

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What grade did the socialist get from economics? Top Marx

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My university lecturer makes all of his students buy his book at the beginning of the term. It's textbook economics.

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Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics.

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I'm really disappointed after hearing about Trump and the golden shower thing. I thought we had seen the end of republican trickle down economics.

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Barron Trump: "Dad, can you help me with my economics homework?" Donald: "no, son. It wouldn't be right."

Barron: "I know, but will you try it anyway?"

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It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers Republicans love trickle down economics

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Just heard about someone selling their “Gamer-Girl bathwater”... Guess you could call that trickle down economics.

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I got kicked out of the library They booted me out because I moved all of the books on trickle-down economics to the fiction section

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To make extra cash, my professor forces all his students to buy his book at the beginning of the term. It’s textbook Economics.

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Educated Sons 1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief

Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the
4th son out of your house?

Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

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I had my first date in high school. I’m happy home economics introduced me to such a delicious fruit.

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Your mother is like my professor’s thoughts on socio-economics. Every worker gets a share.

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I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand.

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I would make an economics joke But there's no demand

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find? Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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A communist mistakenly walked into an economics lecture in a local university When he realised it was a mistake, he said to himself "whoops, wrong class".

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Economy My friend was helping me understand economics. He asked, what is something that would be good for the economy? I said, Chicken. He says yeah..ok, so what would be bad for the economy?

Me: If they breathed fire!

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I would tell you an economics joke. But I don't think there is enough demand.

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I would tell you an economics joke But there isnt enough demand

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I took an Economics class last semester and it finally clicked why my Priest is so against abortion. Supply and Demand

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My wife, who is an economics professor told me she wants a divorce I'm not surprised, over the years I've felt she lost *interest* on me.

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I don't know about you guys... but I don't want Trump's trickle down economics....

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Donald Trump Explained to me his version of trickle down economics. First he gets all of the money and then he pee's on you.

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Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world. Their solution: Tickle Down Economics

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Why was astrology invented? So economics would seem like an accurate science.

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I’d make a joke about trickle-down economics... But only 1% of you would get it.

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I just peed myself and ruined my expensive pair of pants, socks, and shoes Trickle down economics

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What's a cactus' favorite economical system? Prickle-down economics.

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How does an economics degree pay off? By not getting one.

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I took an economics quiz Apparently when it asked what are the margins half inch on sides and inch on top is not correct. Brought my ruler out and everything.

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Your mom is like Marxist economics Every worker gets a share

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