Yo momma defies the laws of economics She's got plenty of supply, but there's absolutely no demand
Barron Trump: "Dad, can you help me with my economics homework?"
Donald: "no, son. It wouldn't be right."
Barron: "I know, but will you try it anyway?"
I got kicked out of the library They booted me out because I moved all of the books on trickle-down economics to the fiction section
I had my first date in high school. I’m happy home economics introduced me to such a delicious fruit.
Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find? Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
My wife, who is an economics professor told me she wants a divorce I'm not surprised, over the years I've felt she lost *interest* on me.
A communist mistakenly walked into an economics lecture in a local university When he realised it was a mistake, he said to himself "whoops, wrong class".
I took an Economics class last semester and it finally clicked why my Priest is so against abortion. Supply and Demand
Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world. Their solution: Tickle Down Economics
A Pygmy invested money in USA in 08 and managed to make huge profit after the market crash. How?
He was Short.
I took an economics quiz Apparently when it asked what are the margins half inch on sides and inch on top is not correct. Brought my ruler out and everything.