Yo momma defies the laws of economics She's got plenty of supply, but there's absolutely no demand
What grade did the socialist get from economics? Top Marx
My university lecturer makes all of his students buy his book at the beginning of the term. It's textbook economics.
Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics.
I'm really disappointed after hearing about Trump and the golden shower thing. I thought we had seen the end of republican trickle down economics.
Barron Trump: "Dad, can you help me with my economics homework?"
Donald: "no, son. It wouldn't be right."
Barron: "I know, but will you try it anyway?"
It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers Republicans love trickle down economics
Just heard about someone selling their “Gamer-Girl bathwater”... Guess you could call that trickle down economics.
I got kicked out of the library They booted me out because I moved all of the books on trickle-down economics to the fiction section
To make extra cash, my professor forces all his students to buy his book at the beginning of the term. It’s textbook Economics.
Educated Sons
1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief
Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the
4th son out of your house?
Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.
I had my first date in high school. I’m happy home economics introduced me to such a delicious fruit.
Your mother is like my professor’s thoughts on socio-economics. Every worker gets a share.
I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand.
I would make an economics joke But there's no demand
Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find? Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
A communist mistakenly walked into an economics lecture in a local university When he realised it was a mistake, he said to himself "whoops, wrong class".
Economy
My friend was helping me understand economics. He asked, what is something that would be good for the economy? I said, Chicken. He says yeah..ok, so what would be bad for the economy?
Me: If they breathed fire!
I would tell you an economics joke. But I don't think there is enough demand.
I would tell you an economics joke But there isnt enough demand
I took an Economics class last semester and it finally clicked why my Priest is so against abortion. Supply and Demand
My wife, who is an economics professor told me she wants a divorce I'm not surprised, over the years I've felt she lost *interest* on me.
I don't know about you guys... but I don't want Trump's trickle down economics....
Donald Trump Explained to me his version of trickle down economics. First he gets all of the money and then he pee's on you.
Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world. Their solution: Tickle Down Economics
Why was astrology invented? So economics would seem like an accurate science.
I’d make a joke about trickle-down economics... But only 1% of you would get it.
I just peed myself and ruined my expensive pair of pants, socks, and shoes Trickle down economics
What's a cactus' favorite economical system? Prickle-down economics.
How does an economics degree pay off? By not getting one.
How are Libertarians and National Socialists similar? They both follow Austrian economics.
Your mom is like Marxist economics Every worker gets a share