If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails?
Edit: This is not a political statement. I do not have an agenda. This is a bad pun for you guys to enjoy. Wake up sheeple!
I am absolutely afraid to make a political joke now. ^^it ^^^might ^^^^get ^^^^^elected.
I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president Ba Dum Tss
I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president.
I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States
If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country.
If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country.
This isn't a political post; I just want to travel.
What's the worst thing about a political joke? They usually get elected
If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability..
I hate all the political correctness these days, I can't even say "black paint" anymore. Now I have to say "Tyrone please paint the fence."
Political correctness gone mad.
I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son.
Apparently it's my "daughter."
Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say "Black paint" anymore, you have to say "Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."
You know what the biggest problem with political jokes is? They get elected.
You guys want to hear another political joke? Neither do I.
Want to hear a joke about political correctness? \[This joke was removed due to offensive content\]
Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds.
With political correctness on the rise, you can't even say "Black Paint" You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my house"
The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected.
Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say "Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"
People are so political these days... ...that you can't even say black paint. Instead, you have to say, "Daniel, please paint my fence".
Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected.
If Hillary wins I'm leaving the country if trump wins I'm leaving the country. Not a political repost I'm just getting deported
Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"
If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel.
I'm not a fan of political jokes. I've seen too many get elected.
I don't like political jokes Too many of them get elected.
I enjoy political jokes... I just don't like when they get elected.
I just saved a bunch of money on Christmas presents.... By posting about my political views on Facebook.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like... Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
"Y'know with all the civil unrest, political corruption, class divides, drug smuggling, gang wars, police brutality, gun violence, and poor education maybe building a wall to protect us from our southern neighbors isn't such a bad idea" \- Canada
I don't like political jokes They always get elected
The USA's political system You already read the joke. Go home.
The trouble with political jokes is that they sometimes get elected.
What’s the worst thing about political jokes? That sometimes they get elected.
With all the political correctness in our current era, we can no longer say "black paint", but instead "Tyrone, can you please paint the fence"
How do you call a circle jerk that got way out of hand? A political party
Political Correctness is out of hand
You can't even say "black paint" anymore,
You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my fence."
I won first place in a political correctness competition the weekend... Though to be fair, so did everyone else.
a Not-So-Subtle Political joke
Dear Americans, and other people of the Earth. I will now tell you a joke....
News: Trump saves lives
Of immigrants. By quarantining the USA.
(Just a satirical joke folks, not a political comment.)
The situation in Finland is constantly worsening Finland has recently undergone political and economical distress, and are willing to become a part of Russia. We will no longer be able to see the Finnish line.
What's electrical tapes favorite political hashtag? #Resist
What is the ultra conservative political party called in Jamaica? Rasta-far-right
Do you know the far right-wing green political party ? Their program : kill immigrants to make compost
Mary Poppins hates one political party from California in particular She thinks the upper Cali facist list is just freaking abnoxious
What's the greatest problem with political jokes? They get elected.
I feel like with all this political stuff going on, its become popular with a lot of people to be angry all the time. Some might say its all the rage.
A mugger jumps upon a College student and shouts "your money or your life!"... The student keeps walking, and says "Sorry my dear mate, I'm a Political Science student. I don't have either. Moreover you may give your money....
Political correctness has gone way too far. You can't even say black paint anymore. You have to say, "Hey Leroy, please paint this fence for me."
I'm going to combine my love for political activism with my love of archery so that I can stick it to the man from a distance
Why do hard cheeses tend to shy away from political discussion? They prefer to remain biparmesan
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen way too many of them get elected.
A good one Political integrity
Gender is like American political parties There are 2 that actually matter, the rest no one takes seriously.
What do I hate more than political jokes? The people that they're about.
I saw Comedy Central launch a funny non-political TV show... Then I woke up
Games like LoL show an increasing fervor towards Hitler's political party It's proven that this type of games encourage the average consumer to act in a NaCl way.
The best part about getting a political science degree is you will always be able to find a job! At McDonalds
Steve Jobs and Trump had one thing in common, both hated the PC culture Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.
"Mr. Stalin, what's your hobby?"
Stalin: My hobby?
Stalin: Well, I collect political jokes.
Interviewer: How many have you collected?
Stalin: 2 and a half Gulags
What's the difference between a coffee and your political opinion? I asked for the coffee.
I hate political correctness. You can't even say "black paint" anymore. Instead you have to say "Leroy, would you please paint the fence?"
John McCain and Donald Trump should run together as President/Vice President Then we would finally get a political McDonalds.
Remember that political discussion where someone seriously considered the ideas of someone with a different opinion? Me neither.
I recently started an anarchist political group... ...but nobody who would obey the rules.
The acceptance speeches at this year's Acadamy Awards are expected to be very long and very, very political... ... better double down on TRUMPets in the orchestra pit.
The Soviet Union could have worked just fine, but the regime was dominated and swerved by political extremes Next time we should seize the trimmed means of production.
People want to boycott brands because of political and religious views I just want to be able to afford those brands.
If Vladimir Putin wanted to poison a Mexican political enemy, would he use pollonium... Or would he be too chicken?
Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card -Seize the means of reproduction!
What do you call it when Bill Clinton gets an erection? A political uprising.
What is the difference between North Korea and the USA? One political party.
Why do political yes-men use so much Raid? Because they're sycophants!
I'm so sick of political jokes... I've seen too many get elected.
What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing