If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails?
Edit: This is not a political statement. I do not have an agenda. This is a bad pun for you guys to enjoy. Wake up sheeple!
If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country.
If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country.
This isn't a political post; I just want to travel.
I hate all the political correctness these days, I can't even say "black paint" anymore. Now I have to say "Tyrone please paint the fence."
Political correctness gone mad.
I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son.
Apparently it's my "daughter."
Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say "Black paint" anymore, you have to say "Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."
Want to hear a joke about political correctness? \[This joke was removed due to offensive content\]
Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds.
With political correctness on the rise, you can't even say "Black Paint" You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my house"
Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say "Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"
I know this is a risk of being a political joke... But here is the joke: Our Political system.
People are so political these days... ...that you can't even say black paint. Instead, you have to say, "Daniel, please paint my fence".
Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
If Hillary wins I'm leaving the country if trump wins I'm leaving the country. Not a political repost I'm just getting deported
Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"
If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel.
I just saved a bunch of money on Christmas presents.... By posting about my political views on Facebook.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like... Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
"Y'know with all the civil unrest, political corruption, class divides, drug smuggling, gang wars, police brutality, gun violence, and poor education maybe building a wall to protect us from our southern neighbors isn't such a bad idea" \- Canada
Political opinions are like dicks.... Sometimes they lean left, sometimes they lean right, and nobody likes it when your crazy uncle whips his out at Thanksgiving dinner.
How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything.
The situation in Finland is constantly worsening Finland has recently undergone political and economical distress, and are willing to become a part of Russia. We will no longer be able to see the Finnish line.
My son is taking part in a political social experiment...
He has to wear a Bernie 2020 t-shirt for 2 weeks and see how people react. So far he's be spit on, punched and had a wine bottle thrown at him!
I am curious to see what happens when he goes outside.
Programmer with five years experience in servers security and mobile apps for a major political party looking for job . . . . Will be unable to disclose which party under a (NDA) personal nondisclosure clause.
So people have been in a fuss over the Corona virus recently... Why can’t we just call it alcoholism? Political correctness has gone too far, I tell you.
Did you hear about Political Knieval? He tried to jump over all 50 congressmen with a steamroller
Q: Why has Scomo given up on doing anything?
A: Because the Pentecostal Angels have sent him a sign by lighting up his spliff from embers in the sky
One of my posts got taken down for being“inappropriate/political” because I used the word liberal How is it political to say “I’m liberal with the amount of kids I fit in my basement”
What’s the difference between the political left wing and right wing? It’s the big plane called Air Force One in the middle.
Bernie Sanders: Hey Trump. Wanna hear a joke?
Bernie: A second presidential term
Trump: I don’t get it.
What's the difference between skateboard tricks and my political views? Nothing, people call them "sick" and "radical".
Why did the pirate not like the old video game with a liberal-leaning political message? It was hard to port
Do you know the far right-wing green political party ? Their program : kill immigrants to make compost
I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding, because I think, well, if they attack one personally,
it means they have not a single political argument left.
Mary Poppins hates one political party from California in particular She thinks the upper Cali facist list is just freaking abnoxious
Prince Philip turns up to a political event 20 minutes before everyone else
and the doorman says
“Blimey Phil, you’re early”
And Philip replies “Actually Bob, I think I’m more dukey”
Someone asked me what political party I liked. I told them "as long as they have beer I like every party."
A historian, a journalist, and a political scientist walk into a bar on January 23, 1993... [Citation Needed]
Ukrainians Ukrainians, why not join in the fun and elect a comedian with zero political experience: just like the US have.
With all the political correctness in our current era, we can no longer say "black paint", but instead "Tyrone, can you please paint the fence"
What's the similarity between artillery drills and political debates "Cover ears, open mouth"