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Funniest Political Jokes

If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel

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What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

Edit: This is not a political statement. I do not have an agenda. This is a bad pun for you guys to enjoy. Wake up sheeple!

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I am absolutely afraid to make a political joke now. ^^it ^^^might ^^^^get ^^^^^elected.

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I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president Ba Dum Tss

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I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president.

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I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States

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If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country. If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country.

This isn't a political post; I just want to travel.

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What's the worst thing about a political joke? They usually get elected

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If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability..

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I hate all the political correctness these days, I can't even say "black paint" anymore. Now I have to say "Tyrone please paint the fence."

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Political correctness gone mad. I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son.

Apparently it's my "daughter."

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Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say "Black paint" anymore, you have to say "Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."

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You know what the biggest problem with political jokes is? They get elected.

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You guys want to hear another political joke? Neither do I.

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Want to hear a joke about political correctness? \[This joke was removed due to offensive content\]

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Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds.

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With political correctness on the rise, you can't even say "Black Paint" You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my house"

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The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected.

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Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say "Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"

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People are so political these days... ...that you can't even say black paint. Instead, you have to say, "Daniel, please paint my fence".

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Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.

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I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected.

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If Hillary wins I'm leaving the country if trump wins I'm leaving the country. Not a political repost I'm just getting deported

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Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"

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If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel.

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I'm not a fan of political jokes. I've seen too many get elected.

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I don't like political jokes Too many of them get elected.

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I enjoy political jokes... I just don't like when they get elected.

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I just saved a bunch of money on Christmas presents.... By posting about my political views on Facebook.

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What’s the worst thing about political jokes? That sometimes they get elected.

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How do you call a circle jerk that got way out of hand? A political party

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What do you call it when Bill Clinton gets an erection? A political uprising.

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What's the difference between the French Flag and Trump supporters? [Not Very Political] Trump's supporters aren't COMPLETELY white.

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How do you call a wizard that works with political marketing? Propagandalf.

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With all this talk about gender politics lately I've decided to create my own political party. I call it the Pants Party, and you're invited!

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I made a political joke up just now... Given the current temperature of the political climate....

Do you think we can all finally agree on climate change?

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I saw Comedy Central launch a funny non-political TV show... Then I woke up

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What's the greatest problem with political jokes? They get elected.

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Statistics are like Bikini Atoll Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point.

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How about instead of political parties... ...we have pizza parties

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The situation in Finland is constantly worsening Finland has recently undergone political and economical distress, and are willing to become a part of Russia. We will no longer be able to see the Finnish line.

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What's electrical tapes favorite political hashtag? #Resist

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What is the ultra conservative political party called in Jamaica? Rasta-far-right

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Do you know the far right-wing green political party ? Their program : kill immigrants to make compost

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Mary Poppins hates one political party from California in particular She thinks the upper Cali facist list is just freaking abnoxious

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What is the fastest way to lose your votes as a Political party? Article 13

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A mugger jumps upon a College student and shouts "your money or your life!"... The student keeps walking, and says "Sorry my dear mate, I'm a Political Science student. I don't have either. Moreover you may give your money....

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The acceptance speeches at this year's Acadamy Awards are expected to be very long and very, very political... ... better double down on TRUMPets in the orchestra pit.

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When political debate comes up this Thanksgiving break and you find someone at the other end of spectrum just say one thing. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

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What was the bridge player's political view? No-trump!

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