Political Jokes

If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

Edit: This is not a political statement. I do not have an agenda. This is a bad pun for you guys to enjoy. Wake up sheeple!

I am absolutely afraid to make a political joke now. ^^it ^^^might ^^^^get ^^^^^elected.

I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president Ba Dum Tss

I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president.

I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States

If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country. If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country.

This isn't a political post; I just want to travel.

What's the worst thing about a political joke? They usually get elected

If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability..

I hate all the political correctness these days, I can't even say "black paint" anymore. Now I have to say "Tyrone please paint the fence."

Political correctness gone mad. I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son.

Apparently it's my "daughter."

Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say "Black paint" anymore, you have to say "Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."

You know what the biggest problem with political jokes is? They get elected.

You guys want to hear another political joke? Neither do I.

Want to hear a joke about political correctness? \[This joke was removed due to offensive content\]

Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds.

With political correctness on the rise, you can't even say "Black Paint" You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my house"

The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected.

Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say "Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"

People are so political these days... ...that you can't even say black paint. Instead, you have to say, "Daniel, please paint my fence".

Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.

I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected.

If Hillary wins I'm leaving the country if trump wins I'm leaving the country. Not a political repost I'm just getting deported

Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"

If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel.

I'm not a fan of political jokes. I've seen too many get elected.

I don't like political jokes Too many of them get elected.

I enjoy political jokes... I just don't like when they get elected.

I just saved a bunch of money on Christmas presents.... By posting about my political views on Facebook.

What’s the worst thing about political jokes? That sometimes they get elected.

How do you call a circle jerk that got way out of hand? A political party

What do you call it when Bill Clinton gets an erection? A political uprising.

What's the difference between the French Flag and Trump supporters? [Not Very Political] Trump's supporters aren't COMPLETELY white.

How do you call a wizard that works with political marketing? Propagandalf.

With all this talk about gender politics lately I've decided to create my own political party. I call it the Pants Party, and you're invited!

I made a political joke up just now... Given the current temperature of the political climate....

Do you think we can all finally agree on climate change?

I saw Comedy Central launch a funny non-political TV show... Then I woke up

What's the greatest problem with political jokes? They get elected.

Statistics are like Bikini Atoll Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point.