I've been reading so much about the scary trade disputes between the US and Canada, I see headlines when I blink... ...Frankly, I'm tariff-eyed.
Julius Caesar and Brutus Walk Into a Movie Theater
Brutus looks at Caesar and says "Caesar, we should watch the movie sequel with the scary clown in it!"
Caesar ponders what Brutus is saying for a moment. "It Two, Brute?"
So I had this dream of eating a large marshmallow
The scary part was when I woke up I found my pillow missing.
*Took this off an essay example thing we were given in English, thought it'd be pretty funny to post on here
What did the package say to the scary 18 wheeler? I'm not a freight.
Did you hear the scary story about a piercing gone wrong? It was eerie.
The scary thing about watch dogs 3 Is the fact it's accurate representation on britian
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
(ok, you really have to slur this to make it sound right)
The Scary Vee!
For men, Halloween isn't the scary times. But No Nut November is.