Taco Jokes

I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.

I got gas today for $1.39 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night... The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."

I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"

My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”

I'm Mexican I'm not offended by taco jokes or fiesta jokes. But Immigration jokes?
They cross the line.

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant

I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.

Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday

I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.

Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.

In case of Taco emergency... Dial 9 Juan Juan.

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant.

My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor

I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell.

I think Taco Tuesday sets a bad example for children. They need to grow up knowing that they can eat tacos every day of the week.

What is the name Tinkerbell’s Mexican sister? Taco Bell.

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant




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What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.

DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.

So I'm sitting there watching TV with my dad when commercials come on. T.V.: *"Taco Bell's taco 12-pack says, 'my 11 friends and I are set..."*

Me: "HA! More like I'M set."

Dad: "I know, right? You don't even have 11 friends."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?"

"Ghostbusters."

"Ghostbusters who?"

"Taco."

Courtesy of my 3-year-old.

What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs

My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant.

I got gas today for $1.09! Too bad it was from Taco Bell.

I got gas for $1.69 the other day From taco bell

In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it.

Did you know Tinker Bell got a fat older brother? His name is Taco Bell.

A taco walks into a bar and sits down The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here."

I got gas for $0.99! Too bad it was at Taco Bell

Two exes are texting.. Male Ex: Just ate a fish taco; it reminded me of you.

Female Ex: What a coincidence, because I ordered a pizza and it came in 20 seconds. It reminded me of you.

How to stop Mexican racist jokes? don't **taco** 'bout it.

How do you get out of a Mexican jail? Taco Bail

I noticed Taco Bell cups say "welcome to the after party" on them. That's a harsh way to tell you that you just got diarrhea.....

My Mexican girlfriend got mad at me today I asked her if she wanted to taco bout it.

Where is Gastons favorite place to eat out? Taco Bell

Taco Bell serves cofee now They use real beans.

Why is taco salad Donald Trump's favorite Mexican food? It has a wall around it.