I got gas today for $1.39 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”
I'm not offended by taco jokes or fiesta jokes. But Immigration jokes?
They cross the line.
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily... Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.
Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday
I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.
In case of Taco emergency... Dial 9 Juan Juan.
Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant.
My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.
I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell.
I think Taco Tuesday sets a bad example for children. They need to grow up knowing that they can eat tacos every day of the week.
What is the name Tinkerbell’s Mexican sister? Taco Bell.
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
So I'm sitting there watching TV with my dad when commercials come on.
T.V.: *"Taco Bell's taco 12-pack says, 'my 11 friends and I are set..."*
Me: "HA! More like I'M set."
Dad: "I know, right? You don't even have 11 friends."
I got gas for $1.69 the other day From taco bell
DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.
I got gas today for $1.09! Too bad it was from Taco Bell.
My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant.
What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs
In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover.
A taco and a burrito walk into a bar.
The taco starts talking the bartender's ear off while the burrito stays silent and sips his drink. Finally the bartender says, "Hey, why is he so quiet?"
The taco replies, "Oh, sorry. I'm just a lot more open than he is."
What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it.
Did you know Tinker Bell got a fat older brother? His name is Taco Bell.
If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty.
A joke told to me today by a little old man at Taco Bell completely out of the blue
Why was the man fired from his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn’t concentrate.
My dad’s Mexican and my mom’s Canadian... But I don’t wanna taco boot it
Today this pervert offered me a taco to see me naked. So I replied... What do I have to do to get a burrito?
Jealous of the success of the Travis Scott burger, Kylie Jenner has signed a deal with a competing chain. Coming soon: Eat Kylie's Taco at a Taco Bell near you.
A taco walks into a bar and sits down The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here."
What do you call a mute Mexican No taco
What is a restaurant for robots called? Dell taco
So I managed to get 2 gallons of gas for only $1.99 Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell
Life is like a taco It falls apart
As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game. To help us get more runs than our opponent.
Guys! Seriously, I got gas for a $1.75. At Taco Bell.
Greg ate Taco Bell and shat himself In the new Diarrhoea of a wimpy kid
Why do ghosts avoid Bed Bath and Beyond after eating Taco Bell? They don’t want to get the sheets!
I've always liked tortillas better than taco shells They're just a more flexible ingredient.
What did the Mexican say after getting divorced? I don't wanna taco bout it
Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell. One looks at the other and says "Hey, I didn't know we owned a telephone company."
I drove by the Taco Bell drive-thru last night and it was empty. Then I realized everyone is out of toilet paper!
All of this toilet paper hoarding is going to lead to a toilet paper mafia and, eventually, Godfather And he’ll say, “You come to me on the day of Taco Bell, and you ask me for a favor. “
I'm starting a new get-fit routine I'll get this pizza to fit in my mouth, I'll get this taco to fit in my mouth, I'll get this burger to fit in my mouth...
Someone asked me "Wheres the Taco Bell" I said all over the toliet
Why do Chevy owners like Taco Bell? Because it’s somewhere they can go to get something to actually run good.
I got gas for 99¢ today from Taco Bell
I got gas for $0.99! Too bad it was at Taco Bell
I just got gas for $1.50 Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell
I got gas for $1.99 today. Thanks Taco Bell.
What's Taco Bell's secret sauce recipe?
No idea, they keep it under wraps.
I'll show myself out.
What do you call a beautiful woman who likes Mexican food? Taco Belle.
A man died after a taco eating contest. Do you know how many tacos he ate? Not enough.
how does a bear see a person in a sleeping bag Soft taco
What does a chicken taco say? Guawk guawk!!
I really like burritos I could taco about them all day
I really hope the Boston Celtics don't sign Taco Fall to any contact in the NBA.
So he could join the Minnesota Timberwolves. With Jordan Bell in the team, we will have the Taco Bell frontcourt.
Did you know that Taco Bell names an item after the sound that you make after you eat it? No, there isn’t a “mmmm”. It’s the chalupa.
I was gonna tell a joke about Mexican food But now I don’t want to taco bout it.
Who do you call when you have a taco emergency in Mexico? 9 Juan Juan
If Tinkerbell had a Latina sister, what would her name be? Taco Bell.
What do you call taco sauce protectors? Mild Protective Services
People complain that Taco Bell isn’t authentic. But it gets the job done for half the price of other restaurants and nothing is more Mexican than that.
What is the difference between PetSmart and Taco Bell? The internal temperature of the gerbil.
What does a white supremacist's order at Taco Bell? A KKKsadilla
How do you get out of a Mexican jail? Taco Bail
If your taco gets arrested what do you need to bring to the jail? Taco bail.
What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell? an Ariana Grande.
Why did Taco Bell stop making songs They do wraps now
Just passed a road sign advertising Blue Taco brand tacos... My wife asked me, "Is that the female equivalent of blue balls?"
Spanish Stores End in "ía"
For instance, florists is florería. Lavandería is a laundromat. But what do you call Taco Bell for short?
A man messaged his ex : Just now ate a tuna taco and suddenly you came in my mind “ She messaged him back : “ just now ordered a mini hot dog , it came in just 2 minutes. Suddenlu you came in my mind “
A man messaged his ex : Just ate a tuna taco and suddenly you came in my mind She replied : just now ordered a mini hot dog and it came in 2 minutes , suddenly you came in my mind
..today I ate Indian food and Taco bell.
Thus, I will call you "Dear Diarrea" for the next two days.
How do you make a taco stand? You take away its chair.
liam neeson is the taco bell of actors it’s the same 4 ingredients 50 ways but i always have to try their new taco just in case my breath gets taken again
What do you call a Taco Bell merged with a Weinerschnitzel?
I’m so sorry...
I asked my friend about his bad experience with Mexican food. He said he didn't want to taco about it.
If Tinkerbell had a Mexican brother, what would his name be? Taco Bell.
Wheres Gaston's favorite place to eat out? Taco Bell
Where is Gastons favorite place to eat out? Taco Bell
Trying to find a good pop-up taco place is like... playing guacamole.
I asked my Latina coworker if she wanted Taco Tuesday for lunch break. She said absolutely, but let's grab food first.
My Mexican girlfriend got mad at me today I asked her if she wanted to taco bout it.
A girl reaches out to me on Tinder and asks "If you could be any type of taco, what would would you be, and why?" I reply "I would be a Taco Bell crunchy taco so that eleven of my friends and I could come inside one box."
I noticed Taco Bell cups say "welcome to the after party" on them. That's a harsh way to tell you that you just got diarrhea.....
So today is Valentine's Day..... But if you are single it is taco Tuesday
When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday
Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different. At the end of each ad, they sang: "Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."
What is Donald Trumps least favorite day of the week? Taco Tuesday.
There is a taco emergency what should we do?! Call nine juan juan
Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun
I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it.
Why is taco salad Donald Trump's favorite Mexican food? It has a wall around it.
Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan? Taco Bell.
What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess? A Taco Belle.