I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”
I'm not offended by taco jokes or fiesta jokes. But Immigration jokes?
They cross the line.
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily... Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.
I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant.
My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.
I think Taco Tuesday sets a bad example for children. They need to grow up knowing that they can eat tacos every day of the week.
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
So I'm sitting there watching TV with my dad when commercials come on.
T.V.: *"Taco Bell's taco 12-pack says, 'my 11 friends and I are set..."*
Me: "HA! More like I'M set."
Dad: "I know, right? You don't even have 11 friends."
DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.
My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant.
A taco and a burrito walk into a bar.
The taco starts talking the bartender's ear off while the burrito stays silent and sips his drink. Finally the bartender says, "Hey, why is he so quiet?"
The taco replies, "Oh, sorry. I'm just a lot more open than he is."
A joke told to me today by a little old man at Taco Bell completely out of the blue
Why was the man fired from his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn’t concentrate.
Today this pervert offered me a taco to see me naked. So I replied... What do I have to do to get a burrito?
As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game. To help us get more runs than our opponent.
Why do ghosts avoid Bed Bath and Beyond after eating Taco Bell? They don’t want to get the sheets!
Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell. One looks at the other and says "Hey, I didn't know we owned a telephone company."
I drove by the Taco Bell drive-thru last night and it was empty. Then I realized everyone is out of toilet paper!
All of this toilet paper hoarding is going to lead to a toilet paper mafia and, eventually, Godfather And he’ll say, “You come to me on the day of Taco Bell, and you ask me for a favor. “
I'm starting a new get-fit routine I'll get this pizza to fit in my mouth, I'll get this taco to fit in my mouth, I'll get this burger to fit in my mouth...
Why do Chevy owners like Taco Bell? Because it’s somewhere they can go to get something to actually run good.
What's Taco Bell's secret sauce recipe?
No idea, they keep it under wraps.
I'll show myself out.
I really hope the Boston Celtics don't sign Taco Fall to any contact in the NBA.
So he could join the Minnesota Timberwolves. With Jordan Bell in the team, we will have the Taco Bell frontcourt.
Did you know that Taco Bell names an item after the sound that you make after you eat it? No, there isn’t a “mmmm”. It’s the chalupa.
People complain that Taco Bell isn’t authentic. But it gets the job done for half the price of other restaurants and nothing is more Mexican than that.
What is the difference between PetSmart and Taco Bell? The internal temperature of the gerbil.
Just passed a road sign advertising Blue Taco brand tacos... My wife asked me, "Is that the female equivalent of blue balls?"
Spanish Stores End in "ía"
For instance, florists is florería. Lavandería is a laundromat. But what do you call Taco Bell for short?
A man messaged his ex : Just now ate a tuna taco and suddenly you came in my mind “ She messaged him back : “ just now ordered a mini hot dog , it came in just 2 minutes. Suddenlu you came in my mind “
A man messaged his ex : Just ate a tuna taco and suddenly you came in my mind She replied : just now ordered a mini hot dog and it came in 2 minutes , suddenly you came in my mind
..today I ate Indian food and Taco bell.
Thus, I will call you "Dear Diarrea" for the next two days.
liam neeson is the taco bell of actors it’s the same 4 ingredients 50 ways but i always have to try their new taco just in case my breath gets taken again