Taco Jokes


Funniest Taco Jokes

I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.

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I got gas today for $1.39 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

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I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night... The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."

I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"

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My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”

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I'm Mexican I'm not offended by taco jokes or fiesta jokes. But Immigration jokes?
They cross the line.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant

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I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.

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Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday

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I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.

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Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.

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In case of Taco emergency... Dial 9 Juan Juan.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant.

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My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.

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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor

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I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell.

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I think Taco Tuesday sets a bad example for children. They need to grow up knowing that they can eat tacos every day of the week.

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What is the name Tinkerbell’s Mexican sister? Taco Bell.

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my doctor told me to eat more taco bell well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

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What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.

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DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.

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So I'm sitting there watching TV with my dad when commercials come on. T.V.: *"Taco Bell's taco 12-pack says, 'my 11 friends and I are set..."*

Me: "HA! More like I'M set."

Dad: "I know, right? You don't even have 11 friends."

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?"


"Ghostbusters who?"


Courtesy of my 3-year-old.

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What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs

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My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant.

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I got gas today for $1.09! Too bad it was from Taco Bell.

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I got gas for $1.69 the other day From taco bell

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In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it.

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Did you know Tinker Bell got a fat older brother? His name is Taco Bell.

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A taco walks into a bar and sits down The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here."

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I got gas for $0.99! Too bad it was at Taco Bell

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Two exes are texting.. Male Ex: Just ate a fish taco; it reminded me of you.

Female Ex: What a coincidence, because I ordered a pizza and it came in 20 seconds. It reminded me of you.

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How to stop Mexican racist jokes? don't **taco** 'bout it.

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How do you get out of a Mexican jail? Taco Bail

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I noticed Taco Bell cups say "welcome to the after party" on them. That's a harsh way to tell you that you just got diarrhea.....

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My Mexican girlfriend got mad at me today I asked her if she wanted to taco bout it.

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Where is Gastons favorite place to eat out? Taco Bell

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Taco Bell serves cofee now They use real beans.

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Why is taco salad Donald Trump's favorite Mexican food? It has a wall around it.

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Why don't you want stoners working at Taco Bell? They'll lick my burrito.

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Mama Toyota asked her son what he wanted for lunch Son replies "a Taco,ma."

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What happens when a ghost eats taco bell? He Sheets!!! 😂🤣😂

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Why do Chevy owners like Taco Bell? Because it’s somewhere they can go to get something to actually run good.

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Did you know that Taco Bell names an item after the sound that you make after you eat it? No, there isn’t a “mmmm”. It’s the chalupa.

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What does a white supremacist's order at Taco Bell? A KKKsadilla

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A man messaged his ex : Just ate a tuna taco and suddenly you came in my mind She replied : just now ordered a mini hot dog and it came in 2 minutes , suddenly you came in my mind

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Wheres Gaston's favorite place to eat out? Taco Bell

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I asked my Latina coworker if she wanted Taco Tuesday for lunch break. She said absolutely, but let's grab food first.

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday

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What is Donald Trumps least favorite day of the week? Taco Tuesday.

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