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I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
I got gas today for $1.39 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”
I'm Mexican
I'm not offended by taco jokes or fiesta jokes. But Immigration jokes?
They cross the line.
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday
I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.
Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
In case of Taco emergency... Dial 9 Juan Juan.
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant.
My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.
Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor
I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell.
I think Taco Tuesday sets a bad example for children. They need to grow up knowing that they can eat tacos every day of the week.
What is the name Tinkerbell’s Mexican sister? Taco Bell.
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
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What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.
So I'm sitting there watching TV with my dad when commercials come on.
T.V.: *"Taco Bell's taco 12-pack says, 'my 11 friends and I are set..."*
Me: "HA! More like I'M set."
Dad: "I know, right? You don't even have 11 friends."
"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ghostbusters."
"Ghostbusters who?"
"Taco."
Courtesy of my 3-year-old.
My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant.
I got gas today for $1.09! Too bad it was from Taco Bell.
I got gas for $1.69 the other day From taco bell
What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs
In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover.
What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it.
Did you know Tinker Bell got a fat older brother? His name is Taco Bell.
My dad’s Mexican and my mom’s Canadian... But I don’t wanna taco boot it
What do you call a Taco Bell merged with a Weinerschnitzel?
A beanerschnitzel.
I’m so sorry...
I got gas for $0.99! Too bad it was at Taco Bell
What do you call a squid taco? hentai
How do you get out of a Mexican jail? Taco Bail
If Tinkerbell had a Latina sister, what would her name be? Taco Bell.
Taco Bell serves cofee now They use real beans.
Why is taco salad Donald Trump's favorite Mexican food? It has a wall around it.
A man messaged his ex : Just ate a tuna taco and suddenly you came in my mind She replied : just now ordered a mini hot dog and it came in 2 minutes , suddenly you came in my mind
Why did Taco Bell stop making songs They do wraps now
Bought a huge flatscreen tv for $20 in an alley way after eating fast food But when I got home and plugged it in a big Taco Bell menu popped up
What happens when a ghost eats taco bell? He Sheets!!! 😂🤣😂
Did you know that Taco Bell names an item after the sound that you make after you eat it? No, there isn’t a “mmmm”. It’s the chalupa.
What does a white supremacist's order at Taco Bell? A KKKsadilla
If your taco gets arrested what do you need to bring to the jail? Taco bail.
What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell? an Ariana Grande.
If Tinkerbell had a Mexican brother, what would his name be? Taco Bell.