"When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher "Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully
Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities
Math joke courtesy of my teacher I'll do algebra and I'll do trigonometry, but graphing is where I draw the line.
I got in trouble in Algebra class today and had to stay after class for detention. I didn't enjoy the aftermath.
A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor It was a weapon of math disruption.
The problem with math jokes
Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.
The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.
Before computers, we did Boolean algebra by hand. Everyone hated it. It was all Bool sheet work.
Algebra walks into a bar...
Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.
Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"
Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"
Geometry is a lot like algebra, language arts, and french
Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,
Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,
And its like french because I don't understand it.
Math puns are boring Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. Always been a family favourite.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class. It was a weapon of math disruption.
My old girlfriend wanted me to do her college algebra homework for her But frankly, I didn't want to solve for ex
An open letter to algebra teachers.
Dear algebra teachers,
Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.
We don't know y either.
People seem to remember high school differently than I do, but generally the same. For example, everyone hated Algebra 2. Weirdly, we all know it as the time my teacher continuously screwed me non-consensually while I was half-asleep.
It's unfortunate that revenge doesn't exist in science, because watching calculus plotting revenge against linear algebra It would be graphical
algebra relationships Dear Algebra, Please stop asking everyone to find your x. She’s not coming back.
Breaking News: Public schools are forcing Islamic teachings on America's children. Yeah, it turns out algebra was invented by some 9th century Muslim.
I beat up some people with an algebra textbook and was arrested
I was charged with using a Weapon of Math Instruction
(Hoping this is somewhat original)
Dear Algebra Please stop asking me to find your X, who left you and I don't know Y. Constant complaints will result in elimination.
A rubber band pistol... A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x.