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Funniest Algebra Jokes

I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!

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Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities

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The Romans didn't find algebra very hard Because X was always 10

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I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!


Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.

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Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y.

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Algebra was easy for the Romans. X was always 10.

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Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers.

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Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y.

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I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, and I'll even do statistics But graphing is where I draw the line!

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Dear Algebra.. Stop asking us to find your X

She's gone bro.

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Algebra was always easy for the Romans... x was always 10.

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"When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher "Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

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Why is getting broken up with like doing algebra? You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.

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Relationships are a lot like Algebra... ...have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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Love is a lot like algebra... ... You look at your X and wonder Y!

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If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life I'd have *n* dollars

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Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities

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The Romans did not find algebra challenging because X was always 10

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How is love like algebra? Because you look at your x and wonder y

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I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry... but graphing is where I draw the line!

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I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

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How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra? He never recognized a higher power.

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I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!











Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.

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Math joke courtesy of my teacher I'll do algebra and I'll do trigonometry, but graphing is where I draw the line.

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I got in trouble in Algebra class today and had to stay after class for detention. I didn't enjoy the aftermath.

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Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't.

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I like to do algebra, I'll do geometry, but graphing is where I draw the line.

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Why was algebra so easy before Arabic numerals? Because X was always 10.

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What does the Little Mermaid put on before math class? An Algebra

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Geometry is a lot like algebra, language arts, and french Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,

Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,

And its like french because I don't understand it.

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What does a math-loving mermaid usually wear? Algebra.

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Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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I failed algebra class when I was in school... I never knew Y.

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Breaking News: Public schools are forcing Islamic teachings on America's children. Yeah, it turns out algebra was invented by some 9th century Muslim.

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What do you call completed Algebra homework? The aftermath.

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My algebra teacher fell down a wishing well.. never knew they actually worked

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I will do algebra, trig, and calculus. But geometry is where I draw the line.

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New Algebra Jokes

I was fine with algebra, trigonometry and calculus in school But geometry is where I draw the line!

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Why did young Ewan McGregor refuse to do Algebra homework? Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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People seem to remember high school differently than I do, but generally the same. For example, everyone hated Algebra 2. Weirdly, we all know it as the time my teacher continuously screwed me non-consensually while I was half-asleep.

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I beat up some people with an algebra textbook and was arrested I was charged with using a Weapon of Math Instruction




(Hoping this is somewhat original)

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What kind of bra did the Little Mermaid wear? An Algebra


(Algae Bra)

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What's the easiest way to teach algebra to a vocalist? Teach them inverse.

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Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x.

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I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle...

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Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?

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