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Funniest Algebra Jokes

I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!

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Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities

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The Romans didn't find algebra very hard Because X was always 10

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I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!


Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.

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Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y.

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Algebra was easy for the Romans. X was always 10.

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Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers.

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Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y.

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I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, and I'll even do statistics But graphing is where I draw the line!

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Dear Algebra.. Stop asking us to find your X

She's gone bro.

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Algebra was always easy for the Romans... x was always 10.

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"When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher "Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

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Why is getting broken up with like doing algebra? You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.

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Relationships are a lot like Algebra... ...have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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Love is a lot like algebra... ... You look at your X and wonder Y!

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If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life I'd have *n* dollars

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Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities

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The Romans did not find algebra challenging because X was always 10

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How is love like algebra? Because you look at your x and wonder y

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I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry... but graphing is where I draw the line!

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I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

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How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra? He never recognized a higher power.

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I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!











Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.

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Math joke courtesy of my teacher I'll do algebra and I'll do trigonometry, but graphing is where I draw the line.

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I got in trouble in Algebra class today and had to stay after class for detention. I didn't enjoy the aftermath.

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Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't.

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I like to do algebra, I'll do geometry, but graphing is where I draw the line.

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A relationship is a lot like algebra. You always look at your X and try to figure out Y.

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How do people in Prague solve Algebra equations? Guess and Czech.

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I hope they never ban algebra... Think of the aftermath!

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Algebra walks into a bar... Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

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I am ok with doing algebra... but graphing functions is where I draw the line

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Why don't Romans find algebra interesting? X is always 10.

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I failed algebra class when I was in school... I never knew Y.

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Breaking News: Public schools are forcing Islamic teachings on America's children. Yeah, it turns out algebra was invented by some 9th century Muslim.

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I will do algebra, trig, and calculus. But geometry is where I draw the line.

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What do you call completed Algebra homework? The aftermath.

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People seem to remember high school differently than I do, but generally the same. For example, everyone hated Algebra 2. Weirdly, we all know it as the time my teacher continuously screwed me non-consensually while I was half-asleep.

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Why do japanese people love algebra? Because they love their Sin Pi

I will see myself out the door.

Edit: fixed a few grammatical errors

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A rubber band pistol... A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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My friend asked what to do when the variable and number are next to each other in algebra. I responded "They multiply"

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I'll can work hard to learn algebra, trigonometry, heck even statistics... But Geometry is where I draw the line!

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I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle...

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