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I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!

Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities

The Romans didn't find algebra very hard Because X was always 10

I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...
But graphing is where I draw the line!

Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.

Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y.

Algebra was easy for the Romans. X was always 10.

Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers.

Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, and I'll even do statistics But graphing is where I draw the line!

Dear Algebra..
Stop asking us to find your X

She's gone bro.

Algebra was always easy for the Romans... x was always 10.

"When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher "Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

Why is getting broken up with like doing algebra? You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.

Relationships are a lot like Algebra... ...have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Love is a lot like algebra... ... You look at your X and wonder Y!

If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life I'd have *n* dollars

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities

The Romans did not find algebra challenging because X was always 10

How is love like algebra? Because you look at your x and wonder y

I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry... but graphing is where I draw the line!

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y

Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y.

Why did the atheist fail algebra? He never recognized a higher power.

Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.

Math joke courtesy of my teacher I'll do algebra and I'll do trigonometry, but graphing is where I draw the line.

I got in trouble in Algebra class today and had to stay after class for detention. I didn't enjoy the aftermath.

Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't.

I like to do algebra, I'll do geometry, but graphing is where I draw the line.

Why was algebra so easy before Arabic numerals? Because X was always 10.

What does the Little Mermaid put on before math class? An Algebra

Geometry is a lot like algebra, language arts, and french
Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,

Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,

And its like french because I don't understand it.

What does a math-loving mermaid usually wear? Algebra.

Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

I failed algebra class when I was in school... I never knew Y.

Breaking News: Public schools are forcing Islamic teachings on America's children. Yeah, it turns out algebra was invented by some 9th century Muslim.

What do you call completed Algebra homework? The aftermath.

My algebra teacher fell down a wishing well.. never knew they actually worked

I will do algebra, trig, and calculus. But geometry is where I draw the line.

I was fine with algebra, trigonometry and calculus in school But geometry is where I draw the line!

Why did young Ewan McGregor refuse to do Algebra homework? Only a Sith deals in absolutes

People seem to remember high school differently than I do, but generally the same. For example, everyone hated Algebra 2. Weirdly, we all know it as the time my teacher continuously screwed me non-consensually while I was half-asleep.

I beat up some people with an algebra textbook and was arrested
I was charged with using a Weapon of Math Instruction

(Hoping this is somewhat original)

What kind of bra did the Little Mermaid wear?
An Algebra

(Algae Bra)

What's the easiest way to teach algebra to a vocalist? Teach them inverse.

Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x.

I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle...

Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?