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TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops, wrong sub
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops wrong sub
In the army, you have to pay $85 if you lose your rifle. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.
TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. So they can Scan da navy in
Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers.
They defend the ships much more eagerly.
Edit: an adverb.
The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships… So they can scan da navy in…
When I lost my pistol, the Army charged me $125. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
When I was in the army, I lost my rifle and had to pay $865 for a new one Now I’m starting to understand why navy captains always go down with their ship
Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandanavian.
Why does the north Korean navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air Force.
Why do all Swedish military ships have bar codes on them? So when the come to port, they can just Scan da navy in!
The Navy is beginning to recruit blind men. They are sending them out to sea.
So a navy man returns to his ship after a night in port. The next morning he's shocked to find everyone speaking Russian... Whoops, wrong sub.
Why do North Korean navy boats have glass bottoms So they can see their Air Force
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
I just enlisted my kids into the Navy. Or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower.
Why does the new French navy have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old French navy.
What's a pirate's favorite school subject?
Arrrrrrrrt.
What's a pirate's favorite body part?
The arrrrrm.
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
No. The Navy you idiot.
Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why does the new French navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see the old French navy.
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85
That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship
EDIT: Didn't excpect to get this many upvotes. Thanks!
I tried out for the Marines but fell just short of their requirements So they put me in the Navy since I was a sub-marine.
What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning? She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
When i lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85$ That's why in the Navy, the captian goes down with the ship
Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up.
BREAKING - The Russian Navy has released a statement after accidentally sinking one of it's own submarines Oops, wrong sub.
How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy? With a crowbar.
Why do Navy SEALs fall backwards off of their boats? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be on the boat!
Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of the ships? So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian.
Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the side of them? So when they come back to Port they can Scandinavian
If the Navy ever gets a ship with an EMP... ...they should name it the USS Ellen Pao 'cause it shuts down everything.
Why does the Norway Navy put big barcodes on all their ships? To Scandinavian.
Why does Norway navy have large barcodes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port, they can Scandanavian.
During basic training, I was teased horribly for wanting to join the Navy. That all changed when I was enlisted. There’s no point teasing each other when you’re all in the same boat.
What did they say to the transgender man who joined the navy Welcome to the navy
Why does norways navy have barcodes on their ships? So the can scan the navy in