As a non-American, I love seeing Americans saying Happy 4th of July. It's the only time Americans pronounce dates correctly.
Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still...
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I don’t see why Brits don’t celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 240 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about.
I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about
What’s the best drink to have on the 4th of July? A White Russian. Nothing is more American then a Russian helping you to make poor choices.
I held a door open for an Asian guy
and he said "sank you" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
PS: Happy 4th of July
This 4th of July please remember it's not "firecracker" This Independence Day, please remember it's not "firecracker," that term is very offensive to some people. It's "fire-caucasian." Thank you.
Today in the UK we celebrate the 4th of July. The day the average IQ of the British Empire jumped 100 points with a single signature.
Brits have more reason than most to celebrate 4th of July Surely 241 years of officially being separated from America is something to be happy about
The 4th of July The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.
Last year I blew all my fingers off on the 4th of July And now my friends say they don't trust me. They say they can't count on me.
Brits have more reason than most to celebrate 4th of July Surely 242 years of officially being separated from America is something to be happy about
If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore... It will be a monumental disaster.
I put a picture of the USA in a heart locket to celebrate the 4th of July... Now it is truly independent
Man, my neighbors are really into lighting off loads of 4th of July fireworks... It sounds lile a school outside.
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British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July.
When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea
My dog hates the 4th of July Not because of the fireworks or anything, he's just going through a communist phase right now
4th July If the 4th of July is independence Day, why isn't 17th February Shawshank redemption day? It was a much better film.
Amidst all of the distractions on this 4th of July, let’s not forget what we’re celebrating That the British blew a 13 colony lead
Do you know why prisoners love the 4th of July? All the fresh meat on the 5th of July. Drive safe and party smart folks!
Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade weed. Just like the children of Kabul.
What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.
Haha, happy late 4th of July.
I'm going to give my neighbors calendars for Christmas. They obviously don't know when 4th of July is because I hear fireworks everywhere.
Happy early 4th of July everyone And to those who've been a defendant a fourth time then happy 4th of jury
Irish swimming pools will re-open on the 4th of July. Due to social distancing, there will be no water in lanes one, three and five..
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July, except for fire Fire works on the 4th of July
I like my women like I like my tea
Cold and on the bottom of the harbor.
Have a great 4th of July!
Do they have the 4th of July in Great Britain?
Yes, but they don't celebrate it.
^(courtesy of my neighbor who probably stole it from somewhere)
Merry 4th of July! The difference between Uncle Sam and Santa Claus is... Santa Claus gives notes with his presents... Uncle Sam takes note of your presence.
This 4th of July, remember: Alcohol and Fireworks do NOT mix Spilling even a little beer on a fuse can ruin fireworks.
Respecting the American flag
I was talking with an Iraqi student living with my family today about the 4th of July.
Me: Yeah, so you're supposed to burn the flag once it becomes too beat up.
Her: Really? They do that in Iraq all the time.
So I'm dating this European girl. I told her I wanna be with her 24/7. She said: "ok, see you the 24th of July"