My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre
My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic... He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater...
What's a horrible icebreaker? The titanic
I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.
What's the difference between the Titanic and my ex? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people
What do the Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common Icy Dead People
To think the unthinkable The thtory of the titanic.
What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.
My Grandfather warned people the Titanic would sink
No one listened.
But he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre
What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.
What do the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people.
What do the movies "The Sixth Sense" and "Titanic" have in common? Icy dead people.
What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.
Titanic sank 103 years ago... ...making it the only thing your mom didn't go down on! Hi-YO!
A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey. He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway across
What's the difference between the Titanic and my ex-girlfriend? The Titanic only went down on 1,000 people
My grandfather saw the Titanic and he warned everyone that it would sink, but no one listened He told people a few more times and then he was kicked out of the cinema
My grandpa knew the Titanic was going to sink. He said it loudly countless times... Then he got kicked out of the theater.
What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them
Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine.
Canadian guy: Let’s watch a movie.
American: Sure. How about The Titanic?
Canadian: What’s that about?
American: Yes. A big one. It sank.
What did the Titanic say to the iceberg? "Okay, but just the tip."
TITANIC Sorry that was a terrible ice breaker
The Sixth Sense and Titanic are the same movie. Icy dead people.
What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice.
Now I know it's the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all... But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way
My great grandfather got to see the Titanic He told everyone it would sink, no one believed him. He said it again, they shut him up. For the last time, he warned everyone that it would sink. They have had enough and he got kicked out of the movie theatre.
What's not a good ice breaker? Titanic.
You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack
A worker on the Titanic comes to the captain.
Worker: Sir we have hit an iceberg.
Worker: I don't think you understand. Just let that sink in.
When I first meet someone I always want to talk about that movie with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio... but the Titanic is a terrible ice breaker.
My dad kept on warning everyone the titanic was gonna sink, but no one listened to him. Finally, they had enough of him and kicked him out the theater.
I once tried greeting everyone I met by saying "titanic"... Turns out it wasn't a very good ice breaker
My Grandfather witnessed what was about to happen to the Titanic firsthand.
He screamed and yelled trying to alert everyone of what was about to happen.
He yelled three more times until it finally happened.
They kicked him out of the theater.
What do the final scene of titanic and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both could've fit the jack
TIL Scientists were surprised to find the Titanic's grand swimming pool still full after 100 years.
So it turns out that the guy who fell off the back of the Titanic Was a big hit with the prop department
Snorlax needs to get on the Titanic because there's an all you can eat buffet on the ship. What process is needed? Poke him on!
Over 100 years ago today, the RMS Titanic met it's watery demise in the North Atlantic. Among it's cargo was over 1000kg of mayonnaise bound for New York. So today, we remember the Sinko de Mayo.
My grandpa warned people that the Titanic would sink No one was listening so eventually they kicked him out of the theatre.
Whats in common between the titanic and a bathroom Sink
TIL the Titanic movie was released in 3D in 2012. Even in 3D, they still couldn't see the iceberg
Joke Of The Day 09/26 lol
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My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.
No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theater. 😅
What do the movies Titanic and the 6th Sense have in common? Icy Dead People
What was the name of the actor that played the ship in the titanic? Tom cruise
My grandfather kept on warning everyone that the titanic was gonna sink, but no one listened to him. Finally, they had enough of him and kicked him out the theater.
My grandfather saw The Titanic and he warned everyone it would sink, but they all ignored him... Time and time again, he warned them, until they threw him out of the movie theatre.
What do the Florida Panthers and the RMS Titanic have in common? They're both stuck at the bottom of the Atlantic.
My Granddad kept trying to tell them that the Titanic would sink. He kept on telling them, but noone listened. They all got sick of him and eventually kicked him out of the theatre.
My grandpa warned people that the titanic would sink. No one wanted to hear it, but he kept warning them nonetheless. Until they got tired of it and kicked him out of the theater.
What was the real reason the Titanic broke in two as it sunk into the ocean? TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX SEAL, I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!
Hey girl wanna know a good ice breaker?
That's not a very good ice breaker
Hey girl, wanna know a good ice-breaker? The Titanic
What is a bad ice breaker ? The Titanic
When the titanic crashed, what were they floating on? An iPhone 7, there was no Jack.
What do yo call a Mexican Titanic?
Sink-o De Mayo
heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear) What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?......Half-way.