Hilarious Titanic Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic... He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater...

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What's a horrible icebreaker? The titanic

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I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.

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What's the difference between the Titanic and my ex? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people

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What do the Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common Icy Dead People

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To think the unthinkable The thtory of the titanic.

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What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.

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My Grandfather warned people the Titanic would sink No one listened.



But he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre

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What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack.

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What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.

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What do the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people.

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What do the movies "The Sixth Sense" and "Titanic" have in common? Icy dead people.

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What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.

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Titanic sank 103 years ago... ...making it the only thing your mom didn't go down on! Hi-YO!

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A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey. He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"

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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway across

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What's the difference between the Titanic and my ex-girlfriend? The Titanic only went down on 1,000 people

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My grandfather saw the Titanic and he warned everyone that it would sink, but no one listened He told people a few more times and then he was kicked out of the cinema

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My grandpa knew the Titanic was going to sink. He said it loudly countless times... Then he got kicked out of the theater.

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What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them

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Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine.

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Canadian guy: Let’s watch a movie. American: Sure. How about The Titanic?

Canadian: What’s that about?

American: Yes. A big one. It sank.

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What did the Titanic say to the iceberg? "Okay, but just the tip."

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TITANIC Sorry that was a terrible ice breaker

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The Sixth Sense and Titanic are the same movie. Icy dead people.

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Now I know it's the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all... But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute

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What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice.

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way

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My grandfather knew before the titanic sank that it was going to happen. He kept yelling and telling peope over and over but no one listened. They then threw him out of the theater, he’s not allowed back.

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I just changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic" I just changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic" and plugged it in.

It's syncing now.

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You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack

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Hey, have you heard of the titanic? Sorry, I couldn't think of a good icebreaker.

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When my grandfather saw the Titanic he warned everyone that it would sink, but they ignored him. He kept on saying this until they finally threw him out of the theatre.

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My dad kept on warning everyone the titanic was gonna sink, but no one listened to him. Finally, they had enough of him and kicked him out the theater.

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Watching a cooking show when "We believe this was the last dish they served on the Titanic on that fateful day" I bet that went down well.

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TIL Scientists were surprised to find the Titanic's grand swimming pool still full after 100 years.

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What’s a bad icebreaker? The Titanic.

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What was the real reason the Titanic broke in two as it sunk into the ocean? TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX SEAL, I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!

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New Titanic Jokes

So it turns out that the guy who fell off the back of the Titanic Was a big hit with the prop department

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Over 100 years ago today, the RMS Titanic met it's watery demise in the North Atlantic. Among it's cargo was over 1000kg of mayonnaise bound for New York. So today, we remember the Sinko de Mayo.

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Whats in common between the titanic and a bathroom Sink

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TIL the Titanic movie was released in 3D in 2012. Even in 3D, they still couldn't see the iceberg

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Joke Of The Day 09/26 lol ::: Joke Of The Day :::
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.

No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theater. 😅

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What was the name of the actor that played the ship in the titanic? Tom cruise

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My grandfather kept on warning everyone that the titanic was gonna sink, but no one listened to him. Finally, they had enough of him and kicked him out the theater.

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My grandfather saw The Titanic and he warned everyone it would sink, but they all ignored him... Time and time again, he warned them, until they threw him out of the movie theatre.

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Hey girl wanna know a good ice breaker? The Titanic...

That's not a very good ice breaker

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Hey girl, wanna know a good ice-breaker? The Titanic

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When I meet someone new I always try to start a conversation about the Titanic Yes, I know. It's a terrible ice breaker.

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What is a bad ice breaker ? The Titanic

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