Short People Jokes

Funny Short People Jokes
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You gotta hand it to short people because they can't reach it

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Why can't short people cook? Because the steaks are too high.

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Being tall is an enormous responsibility Short people look up to you.

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How do short people greet others? They microwave.

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Do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas

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Does anyone know the PC term for short people? ...or do yall also struggle with gnomenclature

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What do you call short people on a merry-go-round? A midget spinner

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You shouldn't call short people "midgets". It isn't the right gnomenclature.

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Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don't want to stoop to their level.

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I love short people They’re more down to earth.

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Why do you need to explain jokes to short people? To make sure it doesn’t go over their head.

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Tall people and Short people should never date. Long distance relationships never work out.

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Sometimes when I look at short people I wonder... If they’re able to reach their goals

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Never fight short people They hit below the belt

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My local funeral service is offering a 2-for-1 deal on coffins... ... but only to short people.

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You shouldn't make fun of short people They belittle themselves.

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Why can you lie infront of short people without consequences? It goes over their heads.

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When short people smoke weed, they don't get high They get medium

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Tall vs. Short **Tall People:** I'm somewhere around 6 feet.

**Short People:** I'm 5 feet and 5.756432841 inches.

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Short people are oppressed They're always getting overlooked.

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I'm not saying short people are inferior but I do look down on them.

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Why can’t short people become chefs? Because it’s a high steaks job

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Why can't short people get depressed? They're always looking up!

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Short people are materialistic. Tall people are bigger than that. They can see past it.

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What's so offensive about short people jokes? I consider them the height of comedy

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I read a headline that said "short people are less intelligent than taller people" That can't be true. Einstein was 5'7" and Stephen Hawkin was 3'5".

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Have you ever noticed that short people have more role models than anyone else? It's because they are looking up to everyone

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What do short people call something that's too high up? Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Short people shouldn't hate short jokes We're just complaining that we need more of them

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What are short people??? Short people are the future. They consume less food, use less car fuel & more of them fit on the earth.

They're basically eco-friendly humans.

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