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Funniest Brunette Jokes

A blonde and a brunette got stuck in an elevator.. Blonde starts shouting: "HELP! HELP!"


Brunette turns to her and says: "We should shout together."


Blonde: "TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"

Score: 366

A blonde and a brunette are discussing the previous night out... The brunette says, "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."

"Oh my god!" the blonde replies. "How many is THAT?"

Score: 159

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, "Help me get to the other side of the river!"

The blonde yells back, "You *are* on the other side of the river!"

Score: 150

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator... And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.

The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."

The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"

Score: 133
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Score: 81

A blonde and a brunette were on an elevator... And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.
The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."
The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"

Score: 79

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead ...a doctor, a lawyer and an accountant, a Brit, a German and an American, a priest, a rabbi, two camels and a duck walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them all and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Score: 49

A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench. Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead bird!

The blonde gazes up into the air says where?

Score: 36

Blonde / Brunette Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

Score: 33

The River A blonde and a brunette are standing on opposite sides of a river.

The brunette yells to the blonde "HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER?"

The blonde yells back "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU IDIOT!!"

Score: 30

3 women are sitting at a bar.. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

The brunette says, "I'm so tight, my husband can only fit 3 fingers in me."

The redhead says, "I'm so tight, *my* husband can only fit 1 finger in me!"

The blonde, meanwhile, slides down her stool.

Score: 26

Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, "Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

Score: 12

What do you get when you turn a blonde girl upside down? A brunette with bad breath

Score: 11

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are stuck on a deserted island 10 miles from shore. The brunette swims 2 miles before drowning. The redhead makes it 8 before drowning. The blonde swims 5 miles before getting tired and swimming back to the island.

Score: 11

A blonde and brunette walk into a bar... You think one of them would have seen it.

Score: 10

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street The brunette says, "Look, a dead bird."

The blonde looks up in the sky and says, "Where?"

Score: 9

What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath.

Score: 9

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde because she is the only one who is 18.

Score: 7

What do you call a brunette standing behind two blondes? The translator.

Score: 7

A Brunette Asking A Blonde Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."

Score: 7

(Q)..... What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes? (A)..... The Interpreter.

Score: 6

in a kindergarten class, there is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. which one do you date? the blonde. she's 18.

Score: 6

A brunette tells her blonde friend that she can finally say that she's slept with a Brazilian. The blonde looks shocked and says, "OMG, how many is a Brazilian???

Score: 5

3 witch fugitives were cornered by police The redhead yelled "AIR" and a gust of wind carried her to safety.

The brunette yelled "EARTH" and a tunnel to safety appeared underneath her.

The blonde yelled "FIRE" so the police did.

Score: 5

A blond and a brunette jumped off the roof of a 10-story building at the exact same time. Who hit the ground first? The brunette.

The blond had to stop and ask for directions.

Score: 5

How do you tell a blonde from a brunette in the dark? Just call out "can you hear me?" and listen for the reply "no, its too dark in here!"

Score: 5

What do you get if you put a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath

Score: 5

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator and an attractive guy walks in. But he has obvious dandruff. They get off and the brunette says “that guy was hot, but he could really use some head and shoulders!”

Blonde: “what’s shoulders?”

Score: 5

A blonde and a brunette are having a conversation Blonde: what does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don’t know
Blonde: OMG nobody does!

Score: 4

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch? A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Score: 4

A blonde and a brunette are walking in a park, the brunette says awwww look a dead bird poor thing.

The blonde looks up and says where?

Score: 4

What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath.

Score: 4

Why is there a brunette walking between two blondes? To translate!

Score: 4

What do you call an upside down blonde? A brunette with bad breath

Score: 4

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving in a car. The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"

Score: 4

A blonde and a brunette go skydiving. Which one lands first? The brunette.

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The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Score: 3

A blonde and a brunette are talking Blonde: what does idk stand for

Brunette: I don't know

Blonde: omg like nobody does

Score: 3

A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff at the exact same time. Who hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Score: 3

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde would stop for directions!

Score: 3

What do you call... Q. What do you call a blonde upside-down?
A. A brunette with bad breath.

Q. What do you call a 100 blondes in a tree?
A. A country.

I learned them when I was 10 and still love them today.

Score: 3

What do you get when you flip a blonde up-side-down? A brunette with shrimp-breath.

Score: 3

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New Brunette Jokes

What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A brunette with bad breath.

Score: 1

What do you call a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath.

Score: 3

What do you call a dyed blond standing on her head? ...a brunette with bad breath.

Score: 1

I just got a message from a brunette in my neighborhood saying: "Helpmysildobrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"

Does anybody know what 'ternative' means?

Score: 2

Three women are in an elevator... a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The brunette looks at the wall and says "is that sperm?". Then the redhead touches it, and says "i think it is". Then the blonde licks it and says "no one from our floor".

Score: 2

Blonde and a Brunette were talking, brunette says "sigh, my husband gave me flowers last night, and you know...... its legs up in the air".
Blonde says, " what? don't you have a vase?"

Score: 2

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? The brunette because the blonde would stop and ask for directions.

Score: 2

A blonde and a brunette were to be pitted in a head to head competition to see who is the smartest once and for all. Before the contest could begin the blonde stepped forward and asked “So who do I have to blow first?”

Score: 1

There once was a lady from tibet There once was a lady from Tibet



She looked like a normal brunette



Her internet: expensive




But its uses: extensive




And That's why she fought for the net.

Score: 1

A blonde encountered a brunette friend of hers and said, “I heard that you had died.” The brunette replied, “Well, you can see, I’m alive.”

To which the blonde said, “But I trust the redhead who told me more than you.”

Score: 1

What do you call a ginger with a soul? A brunette named Ginger

Score: 3

Blond Goldfish? A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''

Score: 1

Three blondes walk into a bar.... Then the brunette ducks

Score: 3

What do you call a blonde who does a handstand? A brunette with bad breath.

Score: 3

A blonde walked into a bar. Another blonde walked into that same bar. The brunette ducked.

Score: 1

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are on a desert island. The blonde, starts swimming home and drowns.
The redhead builds a raft, starts paddling then it sinks and she drowns.
The brunette uses the bridge.

Score: 2

A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Who reaches the bottom first? The brunette. The blonde had to ask for directions.

Score: 1

A blonde a brunette and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... This content has been censored by Ellen Pao because it was harassing her personal interests

Score: 1

A blonde and a brunette are in a room... The blonde ask: "What does idk stand for?"
Brunette: "I don't know."
Blonde: "OMG, no one does!"

Score: 2

A blonde and a brunette were talking.. The brunette says-"My boyfriend is so good- last night, I had 3 orgasms"

The blonde says-"That's nothing. I had over 100!"

"Wow, really? I didn't know he was *that* good."

"Oh, you mean by the same guy?"

Score: 2

What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath.

Score: 1

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde? Brainwashing.

Score: 2

3 Women In A Bar A redhead asks the bartender for a ML:

Bartender - "what's a ML?"
redhead - " Miller Lite - DUH!"

The Brunette asks for a BL:

Bartender - "what's a BL?"
brunette - "Bud Lite - DUH!"

The Blonde asks for a "15"

Bartender - "what's a "15"?"
Blond - " Seven and seven - DUH!"

Score: 3

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