Brunette Jokes

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence

*edit: I kinda thought it was funny, and* poof *it has 3000 upvotes. Thanks for the motivation*

From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.

A blonde and a brunette got stuck in an elevator.. Blonde starts shouting: "HELP! HELP!"


Brunette turns to her and says: "We should shout together."


Blonde: "TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in 5th grade. Which one is hotter? The blonde..because she’s 18.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the ninth grade, which one is the hottest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, "Help me get to the other side of the river!"

The blonde yells back, "You *are* on the other side of the river!"

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator... And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.

The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."

The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.

A blonde and a brunette were on an elevator... And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.
The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."
The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde because she's the only one that's 18

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead ...a doctor, a lawyer and an accountant, a Brit, a German and an American, a priest, a rabbi, two camels and a duck walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them all and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench. Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead bird!

The blonde gazes up into the air says where?

Blonde / Brunette Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sunscreen on a topless brunette? Your camera

The River A blonde and a brunette are standing on opposite sides of a river.

The brunette yells to the blonde "HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER?"

The blonde yells back "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU IDIOT!!"

3 women are sitting at a bar.. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

The brunette says, "I'm so tight, my husband can only fit 3 fingers in me."

The redhead says, "I'm so tight, *my* husband can only fit 1 finger in me!"

The blonde, meanwhile, slides down her stool.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence.

A blonde is pregnant. Brunette: Boy or girl?

Blonde: I want my first daughter to be a girl.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in a 9th grade math class, which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, "Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What do you get when you turn a blonde girl upside down? A brunette with bad breath

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in 9th grade. Which of them is the hottest? The blonde because she's the only one whos 18.

A blonde and brunette walk into a bar... You think one of them would have seen it.

What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street The brunette says, "Look, a dead bird."

The blonde looks up in the sky and says, "Where?"

blonde joke of the day Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does -

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde because she is the only one who is 18.

A Brunette Asking A Blonde Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."

A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!

How do you tell a blonde from a brunette in the dark? Just call out "can you hear me?" and listen for the reply "no, its too dark in here!"

What do you get if you put a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath

A blonde and a brunette are walking in a park, the brunette says awwww look a dead bird poor thing.

The blonde looks up and says where?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in the ninth grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18.

What do you call a blonde who does a handstand? A brunette with bad breath.

Three blondes walk into a bar.... Then the brunette ducks

A blonde and a brunette are in a room... The blonde ask: "What does idk stand for?"
Brunette: "I don't know."
Blonde: "OMG, no one does!"

What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence

What's the mating call of a blond? "Oh, I'm *so* drunk!"



What's the mating call of a brunette?

"Are all of the blonds gone?"



What's the mating call of a ginger?

"Next!"