Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?
How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in.
What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
What did the drummer name his children? Anna 1, Anna 2
We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful. He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train.
What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two
What did the drummer call his two daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What did the drummer name his daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3
What do you call a head injury at a drummer's convention in Moscow, Russia? A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.
A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?" "Only about half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.
Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name? Anna 1 Anna 2 Anna 3 Anna 4
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.
Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.
Budum dum crash If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2
Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters all the same name?
Did you hear about the drummer that got kicked out of his band for having horrible timing? He got so depressed that he threw himself behind a bus!
What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs? A headbanger
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
What did the drummer call his 2 daughters Anna one, Anna two
The Truth About The Beatles
John was the brain
Paul was the heart
George was the spirit
Ringo was the drummer
What d'you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians. A drummer
How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music
Why didn't the drummer commit the crime? He couldn't handle the repercussions.
What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.
How does a drummer call his twin daughters? Ana one, Ana two...
How can you tell that the stage is level? The drummer is drooling out of *both* sides of his mouth.
Did you hear the drummer who writes in heiroglyphic? Too many cymbals
What did the drummer name his 2 daughters? Anna 1 anna 2
How many drummer jokes do you know? Must be a zildjian of 'em.
I beat up a drummer in marching band. I'm not afraid of any re-percussions.
What do you call someone hanging around musicians? A drummer
What did the drummer get on his test? Drool
A drummer and his wife have indentical twin daughters. And their names are..
What names did the drummer give to his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.
What does a drummer wear on his head? A hi-hat.
Did you hear about the band that locked their keys in the tour bus? It took them half an hour to get the drummer out.
Why didn't the flashy drummer drown? He was flambuoyant
What is Capt. Jack Sparrow's favorite Christmas song?
The Little Drummer Boy.
It has a lot of "rum" (pum-pum-pum) in it.
What type of cap does a stoned drummer wear? A high hat.
Maybe 7/8 might get it
A drummer made a joke on beats.
4/4 did not get it.
A Spanish guy went to a concert in America. He was arrested for running onto the stage in the middle of a song. He told the police that he thought they wanted him up there because the drummer had shouted his name and then "Two, Three!" before a song.
Three musicians and a drummer get on an elevator. True story.
What did the drummer say to the band right before they kicked him out? “Hey, guys, I wrote a song. We should play it!”
Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his van? It took him 2 hours to get his drummer out.
Beating the drummer (again)
What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?