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Funniest Drummer Jokes

Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name? Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4

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How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in.

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What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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What did the drummer name his children? Anna 1, Anna 2

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We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful. He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo.

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What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two

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What did the drummer call his two daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

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What did the drummer name his daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3

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What do you call a head injury at a drummer's convention in Moscow, Russia? A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.

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A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?" "Only about half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.

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Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name? Anna 1 Anna 2 Anna 3 Anna 4

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.

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Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.

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Budum dum crash If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?

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What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2

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Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters all the same name? Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4

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Did you hear about the drummer that got kicked out of his band for having horrible timing? He got so depressed that he threw himself behind a bus!

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What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs? A headbanger

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Drummer What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?


Homeless.

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What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.

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What did the drummer call his 2 daughters Anna one, Anna two

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The Truth About The Beatles John was the brain

Paul was the heart

George was the spirit

Ringo was the drummer

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What d'you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians. A drummer

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How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime? He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.

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How can you tell that the stage is level? The drummer is drooling out of *both* sides of his mouth.

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How does a drummer call his twin daughters? Ana one, Ana two...

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless

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What did the drummer name his 2 daughters? Anna 1 anna 2

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How many drummer jokes do you know? Must be a zildjian of 'em.

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A drummer and his wife have indentical twin daughters. And their names are.. Anna 1
Anna 2

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza? The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What names did the drummer give to his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.

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A Spanish guy went to a concert in America. He was arrested for running onto the stage in the middle of a song. He told the police that he thought they wanted him up there because the drummer had shouted his name and then "Two, Three!" before a song.

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Maybe 7/8 might get it A drummer made a joke on beats.
4/4 did not get it.

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Why didn't the drummer repeat his set? Because there were no repercussions

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Beating the drummer (again) What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

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Three musicians and a drummer get on an elevator. True story.

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What did the drummer say to the band right before they kicked him out? “Hey, guys, I wrote a song. We should play it!”

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