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Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool.
How do You Drown a Hipster? Throw him into the mainstream.
Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool
What's the worst thing to say to a hipster? You remind me of someone
Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before it was cool.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth while drinking coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool
How did the Hawaiian hipster die? He walked on lava before it was cool.
I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold.
He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why.
He said he was outside before it was cool.
How do you drown a hipster? Throw them into the mainstream.
How did the hipster burn his fingertips?
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool.
[rimshot]
Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? He was skating before it was cool
How do you get a hipster to take a shower?
Give them a leaky showerhead.
You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
Where did the hipster drown? In the mainstream
How did the hipster drown? He ice-skated before it was cool.
What did the hipster say about the Chilean miners? I liked them so much better when they were underground.
Why did the hipster get burned when he drank his coffee? The barista make a joke about sleeping with his mother.
Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool.
What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man? An Instagram account.
What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours.
Why did the hipster refuse to undergo surgery? The anesthesia wasn't local.
If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before.
what's the best place to drown a hipster? in the main stream
How do you drown a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream
How do you kill a hipster? You drown them in the mainstream.
What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job.
Why did the hipster burn his lip when sipping coffee? He drank it before it was cool.
Why did the creepy hipster get arrested? because he was following people before instagram
How heavy is a hipster? One thousand instagrams
The Most Hipster Job Of All Time Is... Being a Mortician. Morticians are so hipster that their work doesn't get more popular; instead it just goes further underground.
I shot a hipster in his leg now he's a hopster.
Why did the hipster die in Pripyat? He went into reactor 4 before it was cool
How much does a Hipster weight ? 2 Instagram
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Why did the coffee burn the hipster? Because he drank it before it was cool.
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the main stream.
Why did the hipster burn his lip on his coffee? He drank it before it was cool.
Where does one drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
I have a joke about a hipster
...you've probably never heard it.
Q: How much mass is in a single hipster?
A: An Instagram
Why did the hipster burn his lips at Starbucks coffee? He wanted to drink it before it gets cool.
Why did the hipster burn his throat while drinking coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool.
What's the difference between a hipster and a muslim woman? Muslim woman can get stoned twice after smoking one bud.
I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room... He said: "Nah a ma stay."
Did you hear about the hipster who burnt her tongue? She drank her coffee before it was cool.
Why did the hipster sweat so much? He turned on the heating before it was cool.
What does a waitress do when she finds a cold pizza that was forgotten to be served? Serve it to a hipster.
You ever hear about the hipster cowboy?
He went to pay respects to the people buried at Boot Hill.
. . .you've probably never heard of them, because they're so underground.
How did the wanna-be-hipster die? Trying to cross the mainstream!
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Did you hear about the hipster who was found frozen in a block of ice on Lake Michigan? He was into water before it was cool.
What's the best way to kill a hipster? You drown him in the mainstream.
How much does a hipster weight? An Insta-gram.
How do you drown a hipster? Put him in the mainstream!
I saw a guy with horribly burned lips and chin gingerly sipping his tea He was a hipster. He said he enjoyed his tea before it was cool.
How did the hipster die? He went ice skating before it was cool
what does the one-upping hipster say? hold my avocado
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he sipped his coffee before it was cool
What is the best way to kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it... Would a hipster buy the sound track
What does a hipster Jew do in his free time? He brews.
Why would a Hipster hate a Nuclear War? Because when the bombs detonate, dying would become too mainstream.
Why is the triangle the most hipster shape? It's the edgiest you can get without becoming a square
Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
What do you call a disabled hipster? A cripster.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth in the coffee? He took a sip before it was cool
Why did the hipster burn its tongue? He drank the coffee before it was cool.
How do you kill a hipster? Tell him that breathing is too mainstream.
I'm not a hipster... I've been dressing like this since the 1920s.
Hipster always burn their mouth by eating things before they are cool
Why did the coffee burn the hipster? Because it was hot.
When did the hipster join klux klan? Before it was ku.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool
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Did you hear about the hipster swagman?
He was hanging out under the shade of abah tree before it was cool.
How do you get a hipster to stop smoking? Tell them that cigarettes aren't gluten free.
I'm going to tell you a hipster joke...
Never mind
You wouldn't get it anyway
Why did the hipster burn her tongue? Because she drank her coffee before it was cool!
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it way before it was cool
Did hear about the hipster that became a rocket scientist? He only wanted to work on retrorockets.
Why did the hipster love water? Because he only liked ice it before it was cool.
I'm an anti-hipster. I only do things AFTER they're cool.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee He drank it before it was cool
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool 😎
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank coffee before it was cool
How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool.
A hipster atom says "I think I lost an electron!" Another atom asks "Are you sure?" to which the hipster atom replies "NO I was just being ionic."
Why'd the hipster burn his tongue while drinking his coffee? He drank it before it was cool.
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