Why did the hipster burn his mouth while drinking coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool
I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold.
He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why.
He said he was outside before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn his fingertips?
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool.
How do you get a hipster to take a shower?
Give them a leaky showerhead.
You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
What did the hipster say about the Chilean miners? I liked them so much better when they were underground.
Why did the hipster get burned when he drank his coffee? The barista make a joke about sleeping with his mother.
If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before.
How do you kill a hipster?
Drown him in the main stream.
A hipster actually told me this one.
The Most Hipster Job Of All Time Is... Being a Mortician. Morticians are so hipster that their work doesn't get more popular; instead it just goes further underground.
If a hipster falls in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it before.
The latest hipster music craze plays songs at a frequency of 50000 Hz. You probably never heard of it.
My friend told me he thought I was a hipster. I told him I thought I was a hipster way before he did.
Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams.
A Cleric and a Hipster Druid were hanging out by a river bank discussing their beliefs. The Druid says, "Yeah I worship river tributaries. That way I get my powers before they become mainstream."
Why did the hipster burn his throat while drinking coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool.
The hipster burnt her tongue
she sipped her coffee before it was cool
*By: my lovely sister :D*
What's the difference between a hipster and a muslim woman? Muslim woman can get stoned twice after smoking one bud.
Everything that went extinct before the ice age was a hipster They were dying before it was cool.
Why did the hipster empty water from an ice cube tray into his drink? He liked ice before it was cool
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool
\[Courtesy of my sister\]
I was talking to a hipster when he asked me my favorite underground artist. I replied Whitney Houston
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He ate potatos before they were cool
Why was he eating potato's?
Because they were underground
My hipster girlfriend keeps trying to convince me she isn’t a hipster I think she’s just indie nial
Did you hear about the hipster youth pastor creating a new Christian sect combining elements of Protestant and Baptist beliefs? He's a Pabstist.
How do you know if someone is a vegan hipster with an iphone that vapes? Don't worry, they'll tell you.