How do You Drown a Hipster? Throw him into the mainstream.
Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool
What's the worst thing to say to a hipster? You remind me of someone
Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before it was cool.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth while drinking coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool
How did the Hawaiian hipster die? He walked on lava before it was cool.
I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold.
He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why.
He said he was outside before it was cool.
How do you drown a hipster? Throw them into the mainstream.
How did the hipster burn his fingertips?
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool.
Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? He was skating before it was cool
How do you get a hipster to take a shower?
Give them a leaky showerhead.
You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
Where did the hipster drown? In the mainstream
How did the hipster drown? He ice-skated before it was cool.
What did the hipster say about the Chilean miners? I liked them so much better when they were underground.
Why did the hipster get burned when he drank his coffee? The barista make a joke about sleeping with his mother.
What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man? An Instagram account.
Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool.
What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours.
Why did the hipster refuse to undergo surgery? The anesthesia wasn't local.
If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before.
what's the best place to drown a hipster? in the main stream
How do you drown a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream
How do you kill a hipster? You drown them in the mainstream.
What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job.
Why did the hipster burn his lip when sipping coffee? He drank it before it was cool.
Why did the creepy hipster get arrested? because he was following people before instagram
How heavy is a hipster? One thousand instagrams
The Most Hipster Job Of All Time Is... Being a Mortician. Morticians are so hipster that their work doesn't get more popular; instead it just goes further underground.
What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common? None of them are original.
My friend told me he thought I was a hipster. I told him I thought I was a hipster way before he did.
Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams.
Why does the hipster make crappy coffee? The beans are always under-ground.
Why did the hipster burn his lip on his coffee? He drank it before it was cool.
One atom asks a hipster atom, "Hey, did you lose an electron?" The hipster atom replies, "No, I'm just being ionic."
How did the hipster burn his mouth from hot chocolate? He drank it before it was cool.
So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram
Why did the Hawaiian Hipster burn to death? He walked on lava before it was cool.
What do you call a scandinavian hipster? A Norvegan
Why did the hipster burn his throat while drinking coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool.
Iron Man and Dora the Explorer settles their tab at the hipster bar. Tips FeDora.
What's the difference between a hipster and a muslim woman? Muslim woman can get stoned twice after smoking one bud.
My hipster server didn't bother telling me the specials. They didn't think I'd get it anyway.
Did you hear about the hipster who burnt her tongue? She drank her coffee before it was cool.
How does a German hipster say hello? Gluten tag!
Why did the hipster sweat so much? He turned on the heating before it was cool.
What did the waitress do with the Coke before it was cool? Serve it to a hipster.
What does a waitress do when she finds a cold pizza that was forgotten to be served? Serve it to a hipster.
You ever hear about the hipster cowboy?
He went to pay respects to the people buried at Boot Hill.
. . .you've probably never heard of them, because they're so underground.
How do you get a hipster to stop smoking? Tell them that cigarettes aren't gluten free.
Did hear about the hipster that became a rocket scientist? He only wanted to work on retrorockets.
What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
Why did Tweety Bird suspect his waitress was a hipster? He tawt he taw a titty tatt!
A hipster atom says "I think I lost an electron!" Another atom asks "Are you sure?" to which the hipster atom replies "NO I was just being ionic."