My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
Two Chinese dudes break into a distillery. One says to the other “is this Whiskey?” The other says “yes but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank”.
Chinese takeout $30.00…gas to pick it up $20.00…
Getting home and realising they have forgotten one of your containers…
Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus? One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
UPDATE: United Airlines now offering a new addition to their inflight meals
EDIT: if i see one more comment that says "knuckle sandwich" i will kidnap all of you and put you on flight 3411
Who has two thumbs and isn't afraid of the Chinese Government? This guy.
Edit: 1 thumb
I told a joke about Coronavirus and nobody laughed Except that Chinese kid in the back. He got it.
I've been so stressed recently I've been doing that Chinese thing with the needles. You know...heroin.
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Edit: Just got back from incubating eggs to find out my brother now knows my username.Thank you.
An Australian bin man knocks at the door of a Chinese guy
And asks 'where's ya bin mate'
The guy answers 'I bin watching TV!'
The Ozzie asks 'na mate where's ya wheelie bin'
The guy hangs his head and says 'I wheelie been wanking'
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity She kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" like I was supposed to know the name.
Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.
I don't mind the Chinese students in my Math class being really good at the subject But I must say, it's pretty cocky of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.
How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
Why is the Great Wall of China considered one of the seven wonders of the world? Because it is an actual long-lasting Chinese product.
Who says building a border wall won’t work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans.
Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless.
Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting "We want rights! We want rights!" They must be scared of the dark or something.
I told a Coronavirus joke to a group of people Everyone eventually got it, but the Chinese guy, he got it right off the bat.
As a landlord, the most laid-back renters I ever had were a Chinese restaurant. They were lo mein tenants.
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong person. Oh wait, that wasn't my waiter
I was chopping up some leftover dumplings from my soup at a Chinese restaurant when suddenly it hit me... I was engaging in acts of wonton destruction.
Why is it that chinese kids don’t believe in santa? Because they’re the ones making the toys!
Chinese takeout, £15.00, petrol to get there, £1.50, getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless.
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “*Use the forks, Luke.*”
Chinese takeout: $8. Tip :$2. Getting home and finding out that they forgot part of your order: riceless.
A shy horse wants to go to the bar and have a drink.
But he does not want to be seen in public. So he puts on a a donkey mask. Wearing the donkey mask, the horse walks into the bar.
The Chinese bartender says, "Hey, why the wrong face?"
I ordered Chinese food yesterday. Small Chinese delivery driver comes to the door, so I walked out to meet him. He started shouting "isolate, isolate." I said no you're not I only ordered 25 minutes ago!
Ordered a Chinese earlier in the day. The Chinese driver pulls up and walks to the door. I walked out to meet him and he started shouting, "Isolate isolate!" I said, "Calm down dude, you're not that late. I only ordered it half an hour ago!"
A Pakistani man found the image of prophet Muhammad in his tub of margarine.
He showed it to his Chinese neighbour who said
"I cannot believe it's not Buddha"
Corona virus is just like pasta The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
What's the difference between kung pao and the coronavirus? One's Chinese take out, the other takes out Chinese.
Recently started dating a chinese girl but not sure if I want to keep going. She’s been raising a lot of red flags.
Three Chinese brothers emigrated to the U.S. They were told to change their names, Bu, Chu, and Fu, into names sounding more familiar for American ears, so Bu became Buck, Chu became Chuck, and Fu went back to China.
Why don’t Chinese people believe in Santa clause? Because they are the ones who make the toys
In China, film makers have to appease the Chinese censors, but people forget in America we have the same thing... We also have to appease the Chinese censors.
i took my depressed friend a chinese take-away to try and cheer him up, but when i passed him the soy sauce he just burst into tears i'd forgot, you should never kikkoman when he's down
Chinese takeout $25.00... Gas to pick it up $5.00... Getting home and realising they have forgotten one of your containers... Riceless
A Chinese kid approaches his father and asks him: "Daddy, why do they say we all look alike?" The man replies: "Actually your father is the one over there"
I’m so tired of jokes about chinese people There’s like a billion of them and they’re all the same