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I thought a vasectomy wouldn't get my wife pregnant.. Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby.
I got a vasectomy but my gf still got pregnant. Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.
I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want kids. But when I got home they were still there.
My wife made me promise to stop making stupid jokes So I got a vasectomy
I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still had a baby... ...apparently all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
After my vasectomy I thought I couldn't get my wife pregenant Apparently it just changes the color of the baby
Two women are discussing their love lives
Jo says: "I have to be careful not to get pregnant."
Jenny looks confused. "But I thought Tony recently had a vasectomy."
"He did." says Jo. "That's why I need to be extra careful."
I was disappointed to find out a vasectomy doesn’t prevent you from getting your wife pregnant. It just changes the color of the baby. :(
I had a vasectomy. Did you know that it actually doesn't prevent your wife from getting pregnant it just changes the color of the baby. Or at least that's what my mailman said.
I had vasectomy so my wife wouldn't get pregnant... But apparently all it does is change the color of your baby
So I got a vasectomy... Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby.
I got a vasectomy but my wife still got pregnant Apparently all it does is change the color of the baby
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant..... Turns out it just changes the color of the baby.
I was told a vasectomy would prevent my wife and I from having a baby... Turns out it just turns the baby black.
I got a vasectomy but my wife still got pregnant. Apparently all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.
I thought my vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant. But it turns out it just changes the colour of the baby
Didn't want to have children any more so I went and got a vasectomy But when I came home they were still here...
I got a vasectomy. But my girlfriend still got pregnant.... Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant. Apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
I thought getting a vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the color of the baby
I got a vasectomy two years ago. Turns out is doesn't stop you from having kids, they just come out in different colours.
I went for a vasectomy the other day because I don't want to have any children I don't think it worked though, because when I got home they were still there.
I thought getting a vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant
I thought getting a vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant.
Apparently, all it does is change the color of the baby.
I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any more children. Apparently a vasectomy doesn't stop you from having children, it only changes the colour of their skin.
Two men discuss vasectomies...
First: "I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy, but I'm worried about performance..."
Second:" I had one, I was worried at first but after a while I realized there just wasn't a vas deferens"
if a fat doctor gives you a vasectomy, why should you ask him about the weather? because he's a meaty urologist!
I thought my secret vasectomy would just keep my wife from getting pregnant, but sometimes...... ... it just changes the color of the baby.
My Boss thought that getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant. All it did was change the color of the baby.
I thought getting a vasectomy would prevent birth But apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby
My dad had a vasectomy because he didn't want kids anymore But when he got home from the hospital we were still there
I really counted on my vasectomy to keep my girl from getting pregnant... but apparently it only changes the baby's skin color...
My wife told me to get a vasectomy to stop her from getting pregnant. But it turns out it just made our baby black.
Vasectomy misunderstanding She told me I mis heard the doctor, Apparently it doesn't stop your wife getting pregnant, just affects the colour of the baby.
Is there a difference between a man who's had a vasectomy and one who hasn't? Yes, a vas deferens.
Everyone said life would be different after my vasectomy But there hasn't been a vas deferens
I got a vasectomy so I wouldn't have anymore children, Turns out, vasectomy only changes the color of your child.
A doctor asks his German patient how his life has been post vasectomy "No vas deferens" the man replies
What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens.
Ever since my vasectomy my girlfriend has been calling me cutie... Not because I am attractive, but because I am like those little oranges, sweet and seedless.
Man, those credit card companies are brutal! My buddy got a vasectomy and put it on card and never paid the bill. MasterCard sent a guy over to knock-up his wife.
I had a vasectomy recently It has made a vas deferens in the number of children I could've had!
The wife of a man who just got a vasectomy compares the before and after. She said there wasn’t a vast difference.
I got vasectomy thinking it would stop me from making any more babies... Turns out, it just makes them a different color.
What's worse than finding your parent's condoms? Finding your parent's condoms after they told you your dad had a vasectomy.