Vasectomy Jokes

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want to have kids. But when I came back home, they were still there.

I thought a vasectomy wouldn't get my wife pregnant.. Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby.

I got a vasectomy but my gf still got pregnant. Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.

I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want kids. But when I got home they were still there.

My wife made me promise to stop making stupid jokes So I got a vasectomy

I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still had a baby... ...apparently all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.

After my vasectomy I thought I couldn't get my wife pregenant Apparently it just changes the color of the baby

Two women are discussing their love lives Jo says: "I have to be careful not to get pregnant."

Jenny looks confused. "But I thought Tony recently had a vasectomy."

"He did." says Jo. "That's why I need to be extra careful."

I was disappointed to find out a vasectomy doesn’t prevent you from getting your wife pregnant. It just changes the color of the baby. :(

I had a vasectomy. Did you know that it actually doesn't prevent your wife from getting pregnant it just changes the color of the baby. Or at least that's what my mailman said.

I had vasectomy so my wife wouldn't get pregnant... But apparently all it does is change the color of your baby

So I got a vasectomy... Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby.

I got a vasectomy but my wife still got pregnant Apparently all it does is change the color of the baby

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant..... Turns out it just changes the color of the baby.

I was told a vasectomy would prevent my wife and I from having a baby... Turns out it just turns the baby black.

I got a vasectomy but my wife still got pregnant. Apparently all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.

I thought my vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant. But it turns out it just changes the colour of the baby

Didn't want to have children any more so I went and got a vasectomy But when I came home they were still here...

I got a vasectomy. But my girlfriend still got pregnant.... Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant. Apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

I thought getting a vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the color of the baby

I got a vasectomy two years ago. Turns out is doesn't stop you from having kids, they just come out in different colours.

I went for a vasectomy the other day because I don't want to have any children I don't think it worked though, because when I got home they were still there.

I thought getting a vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant I thought getting a vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant.

Apparently, all it does is change the color of the baby.

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any more children. Apparently a vasectomy doesn't stop you from having children, it only changes the colour of their skin.

Two men discuss vasectomies... First: "I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy, but I'm worried about performance..."
Second:" I had one, I was worried at first but after a while I realized there just wasn't a vas deferens"

if a fat doctor gives you a vasectomy, why should you ask him about the weather? because he's a meaty urologist!

I thought my secret vasectomy would just keep my wife from getting pregnant, but sometimes...... ... it just changes the color of the baby.

My Boss thought that getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant. All it did was change the color of the baby.

I thought getting a vasectomy would prevent birth But apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

I got a vasectomy and my girlfriend still got pregnant. Apparently all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.

I got a vasectomy I was told it would keep her from getting pregnant, turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.

Vasectomy or no vasectomy, Vas the deferens.


(I'll show myself out)

I really counted on my vasectomy to keep my girl from getting pregnant... but apparently it only changes the baby's skin color...

Can't get pregnant Stacy: I have to be very careful, i just can't get pregnant now.

Tiffany: Didn't your husband get a vasectomy?

Stacy: Exactly!

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My wife told me to get a vasectomy to stop her from getting pregnant. But it turns out it just made our baby black.

I had a vasectomy. The doctors will tell you that you won't be able to have kids anymore. I'm here to tell you that it just changes the color of the kids. #stayinformed

I got a vasectomy so I wouldn't have anymore children, Turns out, vasectomy only changes the color of your child.

Everyone said life would be different after my vasectomy But there hasn't been a vas deferens

My uncle got a vasectomy, but couldn't afford to pay the medical bill... So the finance company came to his house and knocked up my aunt.