Hilarious Greek Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Greek Jokes

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A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany.

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I failed my final exam on Greek mythology. It's always been my Achilles elbow

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My friend says he has the body of a Greek God... I had to explain to him Buddha wasn't Greek

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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology. It has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow.

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My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue... Completely pale, no arms.

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An ancient Greek walks into a tailors with a torn pair of pants: "Euripides?" Asks the tailor.

"Yeah, Eumenides?" Replies the man.

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My lack of knowledge of greek mythology is my one weakness. It's my Achilles elbow.

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There's a Greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity. The river sticks

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Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard.

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My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology Has been my Achilles elbow

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An Ancient Greek man walks into his tailor’s shop with some torn togas... Tailor: Euripides?

Man: Yeah, Eumenides?

EDIT: Yes, I know togas were worn by the Romans. Greeks wore an early version of the toga called the himation, but nobody would get that joke.

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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop... ...with a pair of torn pants.

Euripides? Asked the tailor.

Eumenides? Replied the man.

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology... Has always been my Achilles’ Elbow.

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schön.

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Have you heard of the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades? He was a lot like Achilles, he had only one weakness, but instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of Achilles’ heel but have you heard of Bophades’ nuts?

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A Greek, a Spaniard and a Portuguese all walk into a bar. Who pays? Germany.

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Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly? It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank.
Everyone loses.

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An ancient Greek goes up to a tailor... The tailor asks the Greek: "Euripides?"
The Greek replies "Eumenides?"

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TIL where the word 'politics' comes from 'Poly' is from the Greek meaning *many*, and 'tick' is from *a bunch of blood sucking parasites*

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An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor... An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor with a torn chiton, asks the tailor, "Eumenides?"

The tailor responds, "Euripedes?"

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Polyamory is wrong! You can't mix Greek and Latin roots.
It's either Multiamory or Polyphilia.

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People say I'm not good with Greek Mythology... I guess that it's my Achilles wrist.

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A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese spend the evening drinking in a bar. Who picks up the tab? The German.

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What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind.

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I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy? They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!

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What do you call a greek goddess with no aim? Artemiss

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I got some Greek yogurt today... ...but it just isn't working for me.

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I've finally understood the meaning of "politics" It's derived from "poly", the Greek word for "many", and "tics", a blood sucking parasite.

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"Gymnasium" in ancient Greek means "naked exercise"… …but try telling that to the receptionist at the health club…

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Have y'all heard of the ancient Greek hero Bophades? He was a lot like Achilles, he had one weakness. Except it wasn't his heal, it was his groin. You may have heard the term Achilles heel, but have you heard of Bophades Nuts?

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All the great Greek philosophers died as they lived... A long time ago, and probably in Greece

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My mom's french and my dad's greek Too bad I'm a freek

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I dated a greek girl during my latest archeology expedition Radioactivity measurements of her remains confirmed she lived around 700BC

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If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology... I'll give you a mini-tour

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Knowledge of the greek mythology was always.... ...my achilles elbow

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New Greek Jokes

The other day, I was told "you cant make a British joke about Greek mythology" I told him "Pollux to that"

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Midas was greedy but, there's another Greek figure that's obsessed with collecting coins. Purseus

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What's the best way to find information about Ancient Greek Mathematics? Just type in "Greek Mathology" and you're golden.

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What's the name of the famous Greek necrophiliac? Nick Porkakarkus

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Why do those greek statues have such big wangs? Ah man :(

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I don't mean to brag, but my girlfriend has a body like a Greek statue.. completely pale, no arms .

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What do you call the first ever envelope posted by a Greek man? Alpha mail

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Which ancient Greek wrote the first book about farts? Euripides

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In Greek culture what is the one traditional way they separate the men from the boys? They use a crowbar.

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Why did the New Zealand dairy Make the Greek dairy go out of business. Their cows were feta.

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Ancient Greek philosophy joke It turns out that Diogenes did find one honest person, but this person told Diogenes "quit wasting your time and get a job." and Diogenes didn't want to hear the truth any more than anybody else does.

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Why are annoying high school girls obsessed with Greek mythology? Because they have Arachne

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I ate Greek food and died I ate Greek food and died

I'm writing this post-hummusly.

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My friends told me I was spending too much time studying Greek. I ν φ told them I wasn't, θ laughed.

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What did the Italian seamstress say to the Greek playwright? Euripides!

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A Greek, Spaniard and a Portuguese all go into a brothel, who pays? Germany.

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I almost had a 4.0 at University. It turns out that Greek mythology was my Achilles elbow.

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How do you find a new Greek restaurant? With a gyroscope.

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Why do Greek men have moustaches? So they can look like their mothers

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My Latin/Greek teacher always gets the English and Greek 'U' mixed up oopsilon

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Why is Greek Easter always a Week after Normal Easter? Because the Easter eggs are always on special

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What was the name of the Greek hero who couldn't stop swaying from side to side? Oscillates

I'm not even going to apologise for this one.

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What would the Greek gods have been like without their leader? Zeusless.

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Hillary Lost Because She Sounded Like A Greek Instrument Yeah, she definitely sounded like a lyre.

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Greek cheese turns me on. It is a feta-ish.

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I've never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille's elbow.

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I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time.

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A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it.

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How do you say 'Germany' in greek? Germoney

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