When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow.
An ancient Greek walks into a tailors with a torn pair of pants:
"Euripides?" Asks the tailor.
"Yeah, Eumenides?" Replies the man.
There's a Greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity. The river sticks
My friend says he has the body of a Greek god... I had to explain to him that Buddha wasn't Greek.
Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard.
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop...
...with a pair of torn pants.
Euripides? Asked the tailor.
Eumenides? Replied the man.
Have you heard of the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades? He was a lot like Achilles, he had only one weakness, but instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of Achilles’ heel but have you heard of Bophades’ nuts?
Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly?
It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank.
An ancient Greek goes up to a tailor...
The tailor asks the Greek: "Euripides?"
The Greek replies "Eumenides?"
TIL where the word 'politics' comes from 'Poly' is from the Greek meaning *many*, and 'tick' is from *a bunch of blood sucking parasites*
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor...
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor with a torn chiton, asks the tailor, "Eumenides?"
The tailor responds, "Euripedes?"
Polyamory is wrong!
You can't mix Greek and Latin roots.
It's either Multiamory or Polyphilia.
Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy? They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!
After watching me sign up for a Greek philosophy course, my dad said, “Did you know Aristotle said that we are what we repeatedly do?” “Therefore, I’m your mother.”
The whole Greek Mythology could be summed up in one line............ "Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling a bit too horny."
My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?
Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week
My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was.... Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer.
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants.
“Euripides?” Asks the tailor
“Yeah. Eumenides?” Replies the man.
A long time ago, I had a job where I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille. It feels like ancient history.
Who's the idiot now?
In ancient Greek the word “idiot” meant anyone who wasn’t a politician.
Today it's the exact opposite.
Ministers are like Greek gods. When a country can't explain something, they create a new one.
An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
“Euripides?” Says the tailor.
“Yeah, Eumenides?” Replies the man.
I was planning on splitting the dinner bill with my girlfriend But she told me she wouldn’t go Dutch and Greek on the same night
What's the difference between an elephant and a Greek grandma? About 20 pounds and a moustache.
Midas was greedy but, there's another Greek figure that's obsessed with collecting coins. Purseus
I quit my job translating Pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille. It feels like ancient history.
What's the best way to find information about Ancient Greek Mathematics? Just type in "Greek Mathology" and you're golden.
Seen some people throwing out random Greek words to sound smart. You won't see one iota of that from me.
I read about this figure from Greek Mythology, Chiron. He trained many heroes apparently, and was also a doctor. Ergo he was a Centaur for disease control.
I came home to find a Greek mathematician kidnapping my grandmother...
He saw me. Immediately, my hands went towards my phone, and he shouted,
"You stop right there! Or else imma beta your gamma!"
I've heard of a French kiss. But what's a Greek kiss? It's where they 69ner but suck each other's noses.
The word "Politics" is derived from two Greek words "Poly" meaning "many" and "ticks" meaning "blood sucking creatures"
I don't mean to brag, but my girlfriend has a body like a Greek statue.. completely pale, no arms .
Greek Easter is a week later to give them time to prepare all the food. Most people consider it a crucifixion, to Greeks it’s just another hummus side.
Have you heard of the Greek hero, Bophades? He was a lot like Achilles, he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles Heel” but have you heard of “Bophades Nuts”.