I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table I got the lead role!
Breaking: scientists sneak up on periodic table And add the element of surprise
Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry...
What does AH stand for in the Periodic Table? The Element of Surprise
The periodic table just got one block smaller Scientists now say Plutonium is not a real element
I wanted to post a periodic table joke... But all the good ones argon
If I was an element on the Periodic Table... ...I'd be a noble gas. I don't form bonds easily, if at all.
My favourite element in the periodic table is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ Or, as it's also known, R gone
I just noticed the Periodic Table has been updated recently. Welcome #119- "AH"! The element of surprise!
What did the scientist say when a lump of gold jumped on to his periodic table? Ay You, get off my table!
I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon
It's never a good idea to steal a periodic table Coppers always Cu
Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're sexually attracted to elements on the periodic table. That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.
Why is the element Ah always so hard to find on the periodic table? It’s the element of surprise.
What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station? Cu Copper.
Why must aspiring ninjas study the periodic table? To master the element of surprise! - haha happy Saturday 🙂
My friend asked me if she could use my periodic table
I said "sorry, I left it atom"
Edit: thanks for the Au!!
Do I have a joke about periodic table of elements? Na
What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously? Silly-con!
A friend showed me a periodic table app he made.
I told him, "Cool. When's the next update?"
He replied, "You see, one of the basic elements of app-making is that you have to update it periodically."
What's after the last element on the periodic table AH- the element of surprise
If Iron on the Periodic Table is "Fe," Couldn't Iron Man also be called Female?
What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table? “Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!”
Who wants to hear my joke about the periodic table? Actually Na, people won't get it.
What's the stupidest element on the periodic table? Silicon
I hate checking up the periodic table. There's just no element of surprise.
My favorite element on the periodic table is
The element of surprise
Did you hear about the guys who stole Ar off the periodic table? They Argon and got away.
Sherlock Holmes, how is the periodic table structured? It's elementally, my dear Watson.
How do you track the reproductive cycle of pachyderms? With the Periodic Table of Elephants.
Somebody once told me that the symbol for Lithium was LT. I glanced at the periodic table. Clearly, it was Li.
Which element on the periodic table is best at concealing itself? Hydrogen.
I can never remember what Ag is on the periodic table. Edit: Thanks for the silver, kind stranger!
What do you call a collapsable outdoor table? A periodic table of the elements
New element on periodic table It is called AH! It is an element of surprise
I think the 79th element in the periodic table is hilarious It's comedy gold!