Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
The chemistry department cafeteria has good food, but finding a place to sit can be a challenge. They only have periodic tables.
The periodic table just got one block smaller Scientists now say Plutonium is not a real element
If I was an element on the Periodic Table... ...I'd be a noble gas. I don't form bonds easily, if at all.
I just noticed the Periodic Table has been updated recently. Welcome #119- "AH"! The element of surprise!
What did the scientist say when a lump of gold jumped on to his periodic table? Ay You, get off my table!
Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're sexually attracted to elements on the periodic table. That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.
Why is the element Ah always so hard to find on the periodic table? It’s the element of surprise.
Why must aspiring ninjas study the periodic table? To master the element of surprise! - haha happy Saturday ?
My friend asked me if she could use my periodic table
I said "sorry, I left it atom"
Edit: thanks for the Au!!
Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)
A friend showed me a periodic table app he made.
I told him, "Cool. When's the next update?"
He replied, "You see, one of the basic elements of app-making is that you have to update it periodically."
What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table? “Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!”
Just got a job as a scientist
and I fell in love with the periodic table whilst the music was on.
It was my chemical romance.
Chuck Norris doesn't recognize the Periodic Table... ...because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise.
What did the chemistry teacher say to his friend when they found a mineshaft?
(if you don’t get it look at the periodic table)
My friend drew a giant periodic table and tripped on number 10 He's fine, but he could have hurt his Neon that
Periodic table lesson
What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
(It's ok I know where the door is, bye)
I can never remember what Ag is on the periodic table. Edit: Thanks for the silver, kind stranger!
Chuck Norris does not acknowledge the Periodic Table of Elements ... because the only element he cares about is the element of surprise.
Somebody once told me that the symbol for Lithium was LT. I glanced at the periodic table. Clearly, it was Li.
Call me the 7th noble gas.
Cuz I'm Og.
(yay for the completion of the 7th row of the periodic table!)
What's a pirate's favorite element on the periodic table?
(works better when told - most will interrupt with "Arrrrrrrrrgon!")