Periodic Table Jokes

Funny Periodic Table Jokes
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I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table I got the lead role!

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Breaking: scientists sneak up on periodic table And add the element of surprise

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Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry...

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What does AH stand for in the Periodic Table? The Element of Surprise

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The periodic table just got one block smaller Scientists now say Plutonium is not a real element

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I wanted to post a periodic table joke... But all the good ones argon

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If I was an element on the Periodic Table... ...I'd be a noble gas. I don't form bonds easily, if at all.

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My favourite element in the periodic table is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ Or, as it's also known, R gone

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I just noticed the Periodic Table has been updated recently. Welcome #119- "AH"! The element of surprise!

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What did the scientist say when a lump of gold jumped on to his periodic table? Ay You, get off my table!

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I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon

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It's never a good idea to steal a periodic table Coppers always Cu

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Why is the element Ah always so hard to find on the periodic table? It’s the element of surprise.

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Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're sexually attracted to elements on the periodic table. That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.

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What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station? Cu Copper.

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Why must aspiring ninjas study the periodic table? To master the element of surprise! - haha happy Saturday 🙂

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My friend asked me if she could use my periodic table I said "sorry, I left it atom"

Edit: thanks for the Au!!

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A friend showed me a periodic table app he made. I told him, "Cool. When's the next update?"

He replied, "You see, one of the basic elements of app-making is that you have to update it periodically."

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What's after the last element on the periodic table AH- the element of surprise

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If Iron on the Periodic Table is "Fe," Couldn't Iron Man also be called Female?

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What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table? “Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!”

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What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously? Silly-con!

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Do I have a joke about periodic table of elements? Na

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Who wants to hear my joke about the periodic table? Actually Na, people won't get it.

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What's the stupidest element on the periodic table? Silicon

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I hate checking up the periodic table. There's just no element of surprise.

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My favorite element on the periodic table is Ah!
The element of surprise

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Did you hear about the guys who stole Ar off the periodic table? They Argon and got away.

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Sherlock Holmes, how is the periodic table structured? It's elementally, my dear Watson.

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I can never remember what Ag is on the periodic table. Edit: Thanks for the silver, kind stranger!

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What do you call a collapsable outdoor table? A periodic table of the elements

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Which element on the periodic table is best at concealing itself? Hydrogen.

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