What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama? THE ALPACALYPSE
Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.
So, what is a three 'L' lama?
A big fire in Boston.
Being kissed by a llama isn't the end of the world The way some people go on about it, you'd think they were talking about the alpaca lips
So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, "make me one with everything"
What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare
What did the llama said to the other llama? ¿Como se llama?
Dali llama walked into a pizza shop and said...... Can you make me one with everything?
What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches? The Deli Llama.
I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."
They told me to bring an exotic animal
I said alpaca Llama
They asked if that was a hybrid
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hey Llama, 90% of our friends don't find your puns funny. Yeah, but at least pun intended?
I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama
What did the llama say at 420 Alpaca bowl
What did the llama say to his wife before they went to the park? Alpaca lunch
No one is afraid of llama kisses So why is everyone so worried about the alpaca lips?
What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags.
I phoned the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a long-necked goat. As it turns out, I called "Dial-a-llama."
I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet... He sent me a large goat with a really long neck...Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama
The Llama Joke
Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?
He was busy Alpacking.
What did the one hippie llama say to the other hippie llama? Alpaca bowl
What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? ALPACA BAG
If a one "L" Lama is a priest and a 2 "L" llama is an animal, what is a 3 "L" lama? A fire in Brooklyn
Jack and his llama walked into a bar... They ordered a drink and had a good time.
How do you greet a Muslim llama? Assa llama leykum
A llama saw it self in the mirror It was the spitting image
Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017 ...Kendrick Llama
I sexually identify as a llama. And if you don’t accept me, then you’re an is-llama-phobe.
What did the llama say to the depressed camel? Don't worry, you'll get over this hump.
What type of llama hates muslims? An isllamaphobic one
What's the difference between an equine animal owned by the Dalai Llama and and equine animal at Cheltenham?
Ones a Tibetan horse the others a horse Tibetan.
This is an entirely original joke that I came up with. I like it.
Time traveller: *appears* quick i need a llama to ride right now.
Brothel owner: of course, take your pick.
Time traveller: i made it.
Did you hear that the dalai llama died recently? He had karunavirus.