Llama Jokes

What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama? THE ALPACALYPSE

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Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal. So, what is a three 'L' lama?

A big fire in Boston.

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Funny Llama Jokes
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Being kissed by a llama isn't the end of the world The way some people go on about it, you'd think they were talking about the alpaca lips

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So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, "make me one with everything"

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare

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Dali llama walked into a pizza shop and said...... Can you make me one with everything?

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What did the llama said to the other llama? ¿Como se llama?

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What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches? The Deli Llama.

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I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."

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They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama

They asked if that was a hybrid

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What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic? Alpaca lunch.

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Hey Llama, 90% of our friends don't find your puns funny. Yeah, but at least pun intended?

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I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama

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What did the llama say at 420 Alpaca bowl

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What did the llama say to his wife before they went to the park? Alpaca lunch

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No one is afraid of llama kisses So why is everyone so worried about the alpaca lips?

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags.

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I phoned the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a long-necked goat. As it turns out, I called "Dial-a-llama."

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I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet... He sent me a large goat with a really long neck...Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama

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The Llama Joke Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?

He was busy Alpacking.

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What did the one hippie llama say to the other hippie llama? Alpaca bowl

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? ALPACA BAG

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If a one "L" Lama is a priest and a 2 "L" llama is an animal, what is a 3 "L" lama? A fire in Brooklyn

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Jack and his llama walked into a bar... They ordered a drink and had a good time.

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How do you greet a Muslim llama? Assa llama leykum

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A llama saw it self in the mirror It was the spitting image

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Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017 ...Kendrick Llama

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I sexually identify as a llama. And if you don’t accept me, then you’re an is-llama-phobe.

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What did the llama say to the depressed camel? Don't worry, you'll get over this hump.

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What type of llama hates muslims? An isllamaphobic one

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What did the Llama say to his wife when she asked for a divorce? Fine, guess Alpaca my things.

It’s funny because he was married to an Alpaca.

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Time traveller: *appears* quick i need a llama to ride right now. Brothel owner: of course, take your pick.

Time traveller: i made it.

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Did you hear that the dalai llama died recently? He had karunavirus.

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