Llama Jokes

What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama? THE ALPACALYPSE

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Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal. So, what is a three 'L' lama?

A big fire in Boston.

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Funny Llama Jokes
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Being kissed by a llama isn't the end of the world The way some people go on about it, you'd think they were talking about the alpaca lips

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So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, "make me one with everything"

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare

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Dali llama walked into a pizza shop and said...... Can you make me one with everything?

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What did the llama said to the other llama? ¿Como se llama?

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What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches? The Deli Llama.

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I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."

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They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama

They asked if that was a hybrid

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What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic? Alpaca lunch.

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Hey Llama, 90% of our friends don't find your puns funny. Yeah, but at least pun intended?

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I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama

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What did the llama say at 420 Alpaca bowl

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What did the llama say to his wife before they went to the park? Alpaca lunch

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No one is afraid of llama kisses So why is everyone so worried about the alpaca lips?

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags.

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I phoned the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a long-necked goat. As it turns out, I called "Dial-a-llama."

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I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet... He sent me a large goat with a really long neck...Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama

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The Llama Joke Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?

He was busy Alpacking.

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What did the one hippie llama say to the other hippie llama? Alpaca bowl

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? ALPACA BAG

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If a one "L" Lama is a priest and a 2 "L" llama is an animal, what is a 3 "L" lama? A fire in Brooklyn

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Jack and his llama walked into a bar... They ordered a drink and had a good time.

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How do you greet a Muslim llama? Assa llama leykum

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A llama saw it self in the mirror It was the spitting image

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Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017 ...Kendrick Llama

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I sexually identify as a llama. And if you don’t accept me, then you’re an is-llama-phobe.

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What did the llama say to the depressed camel? Don't worry, you'll get over this hump.

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What type of llama hates muslims? An isllamaphobic one

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Did you read my mother's retraction of her support of the president over his hyper critical aide's tantrum at the Hindu temple? It was my mama's Obama's trauma llama Brahma drama reclama.

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Time traveller: *appears* quick i need a llama to ride right now. Brothel owner: of course, take your pick.

Time traveller: i made it.

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What do you call a skinny and malnourished llama? Da'light' llama

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Did you hear that the dalai llama died recently? He had karunavirus.

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What do you call a llama that meditates? A Dalai Llama

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What do you call a llama that is really late ? A dally llama

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