From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year.
A man went to the card shop...
...and asked, "do you have any valentine cards saying 'you're my first and only love'?"
The shopkeeper said yes,
And the man replied, 'Great! give me five!"
How the world has changed in 2020!
Feb 14: Will you be my Valentine ?
March 14: Will you be my Quarantine ? 🙂
I finally got someone to be my valentine I wished this wouldn't be the only sub I could post this on
My valentine told me to bring her to pound town. Apparently bringing her to the gym because I thought she could lose a few pounds wasn't what she was talking about.
Why was Saint Valentine sad on the day commemorating him?
Because he doesn't have no body to celebrate with.
(It's just a joke, don't lose your head.)