You hear about the transgender in the military? [removed]
Why does the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base
Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.
What does the military use acid for? To neutralize the enemy base.
I COMPLETELY disagree with Trump's military trans ban... I mean, wouldn't all those attack helicopters be useful??
Why did the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base!
Why is the military so strict about their uniforms? To minimize casual tees...
The American military should really be worried... Russian technology is a decade ahead of them at the moment.
How can you tell if someone was in the military? Give them 5 minutes and they'll tell you themselves.
Camouflage training at the military
Captain: I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY JOHNSON!!
Johnson: Thank you sir!
Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle? Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*
Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies? Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.
Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid? To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.
If you ask my son why he joined the Army he will proudly tell you he joined to military to kill people. He's a terrible doctor.
I asked my veteran friend what the first ranking is in the military, but I couldn't get a straight answer. He just kept telling me it's private.
So the US Military dropped a 22,000 lb bomb on ISIS today. That moves Amy Shumer's special to the second spot for largest bomb for the year.
I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like! [Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.
Why do all Swedish military ships have bar codes on them? So when the come to port, they can just Scan da navy in!
What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military.
Did you know North Korea's military marches to the left? They have no rights
In Germany, we know of a joke The French military.
What's the most american US military branch? the Air Force. They're USAF.
What's a pirate's favorite school subject?
What's a pirate's favorite body part?
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
No. The Navy you idiot.
What is the national bird of Pakistan? An american military drone
What do you call kids in the military? Infantry
I was kicked out of the military because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge
The US Military today confirmed that two marijuana users were killed when an aircraft crashed into a house shortly after takeoff. Experts are saying it's the first recorded instance of killing two stoners with one bird.
I saw a veteran begging in the street which made me very upset But then I remembered I wasn't required to give the military quarters.
TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.
Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle.
How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base? I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.
Which branch of the military is the most American? The Air Force, because they are US AF.
I hope Amazon's drone uses better technology than the military's. Or kindergartens are going to get a lot of wrongly delivered packages
Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks.
Private Tax Return,
Chief Petty Officer,
That Military Documentary series on Japan in WW2 was really good... ...Unfortunately it never survived past the Pilot episode.
Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane? He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale.
Where was France's military strategy developed? Toulouse
Where do shoes receive their military training? Boot Camp
If the U.S. military is called in to keep order, protestors need to switch tactics for distracting them from lasers and road cones to dumping oil everywhere.
Why do the Swedish military have barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when they all return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What do the military and Catholic priest's have in common? Predator Missiles.
How does the French Military advertise its surplus WW2 rifles? “Brand new, only been thrown onto the ground once.”
If rock bands were our military Foo Fighters would be protecting us from foo’s on the ground while the Stone Temple Pilots are protecting the skies
What does a series of spaceships named "San" and American Military History have in common? San Juan
What fruit is part of the American military?
A Naval Orange!!
Sorry if this is a repost, I didn’t check first.
Word on the street is that Iran is looking for a new military General Trump's even creating jobs in Iran!
How does the French military advertise its surplus WWII rifles? “Brand new, only been thrown onto the ground once.”
What military branch does a pirate join? The Arrrrrrrrmy
The military knocked on my door this morning. Guess what I did? Iran.
My grandkids were wondering how WW3 started and exactly how i served in the military during the war... I simply said "Iran"
What do you call the American version of a Chinatown? A military base
[SERIOUS] What classified military equipment would make life easier? We don't know.
While in the military I experienced both mustard gas and pepper spray... I am a seasoned veteran.
A young man goes to a military recruiting office and takes the required tests. The results aren’t great but the recruiter thinks he has potential to be in the Navy. His scores were suboptimal.
Einstein had one autistic brother and one brother in the military. He had a "special relative" and a "general relative".
What do you call the fanatical elite military units of the Belgian armed forces? Waffle SS
Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their military ships So that when they get into port they can... Scandinavian
I just bought a surplus French military rifle. Only dropped once.
Did you hear about the French military selling new rifles? Never used, only dropped once!
It's hard being immature in the military. All these officers keep talking about my doody.
Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships? So they could Scandinavian
Caitlyn Jenner has an assignment from the Military I guess you could call it a Transmission
Did you hear about what the military did whey they found out Chelsea Manning was the leaker? They tore her a new one.
Pentagon awards new military contract to United Airlines To forcibly remove Assad
Congress wrote a law that would force people to join the military. It was a rough draft.
What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag. They use a white flag instead.
Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet? It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore.