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Funniest Corn Jokes

Funny Corn Jokes

Feed a man corn and he will eat for a day Teach a man to grow corn, he will kill your people and steal your land

Give a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he'll kill you and steal your land.

What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?

What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn.

What does a baby corn call his dad? Popcorn.

Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm? The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.

funniest joke i have heard in a while "what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"

One shucks between fits

What did the baby corn say to mom corn? "Where's popcorn?"

What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with dysentery? The farmer shucks between fits.

What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner.

Don't tell secrets in the garden: The potatoes have eyes

The corn has ears

And the beanstalk.

Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land.

Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn

Why is corn the best vegetable to talk to? It's all ears!

Why shouldn't the corn dog & the pig in a blanket have kids together? They're both inbred.

A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean. They are all c foods.

A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears.

If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."

What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?

It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn?


"Where's pop corn?"

What did mammy corn say to baby corn when daddy didn't come home????? Wheres popcorn.

Sorry for the corny joke.

What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea? One shucks between fits

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's Popcorn?"

What did the farmer say to the corn that was being difficult? Go shuck yourself.


What did the mom say to her child walking through the cornfield?

Watch out for stalkers.


Sorry for all the corny jokes.

Did you hear about the lieutenant that had to watch a corn field? He’s a colonel now

what do u call a group of colonels ? a cob .

get it . cuz colonel is pronounced kernel . like corn .

i try ok .

What is the difference between a epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field? amaized.

What did the corn say when it was being followed? “I’m being stalked!”

An even cornier joke One stalk of corn said to the other stalk of corn, "Hey, can I tell you something?"

The other stalk of corn said, "I'm all ears."

What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where is pop corn?

What did the son corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?

Gardens (only clean joke I know) Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What do you call a corn cob with only one kernel? A unicorn.

I got lost in a corn field. It was quite a maize.

Why should you never eat Jolly Green Giant vegetables? Because he always stands over the corn and peas.

Ho ho ho....

How much would a pirate sell corn for? About a buck an ear.

Hey girl, do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea. One shucks and fits and the other ...

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What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aw shucks!

What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes? A cereal murder.

What’s the most magical grain for college students? Uni corn

Tacos are love letters in a corn envelope that you mail to your stomach and... Beans are used to expedite shipping.

What rank does Corn have in the Vegetable Army? Colonel!

I just thought of that while eating popcorn, I hope this hasnt been already posted.

What do you call teenagers with bunions? corn teens

A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean Now they're all C foods

What’s the difference between a epileptic corn husker, and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.

What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a dysentery prostitute? The corn husker shucks between fits

I complemented some corn the other day. It smiled from ear to ear.

What is the eye of a corn called? The cornea.

I found out why it’s a bad idea to share secrets on a farm.. The corn has ears,

The potatoes have eyes.

And Ezekiel had a shotgun when found me with his daughter!

Scientists have bio-engineered maize that gives people stomach aches When will they learn that their actions have corn sequences!?

Why is it so hard to sneak past a farm? Because the corn are all ears.

Bars ordered to close by government should file for farm income support ...after all their business is barley, corn and rye.

What does a Pirate and corn on the cob have in common? Both are a buck an ear.

What did the person say when their tailor was preparing corn in the middle of their appointment? “Are you shucking fitting me?”

What’s the difference between a brood of deer and fried maize cakes? One is a batch of fawn critters and the other is a batch of corn fritters.

Why do pirates only eat corn on special occasions? Arrrrr, cause' they cost a buccaneer

My friend dropped his favorite corn chip into a vat of melted cheese. "Aw, man," I sympathized, "It's just nacho day."

What does a corn become when it joins the military? Colonel

Caucus results are held up due to corn delay

What's the difference between a chickpea and an ear of corn? I've never paid $20 to have an ear of corn on my face

What's the difference between a chickpea and corn? I've never had corn on my face

What happens when corn traders in the commodity market indulge in greedy but lame practices to profit? Corny capitalism

Another pesticide got banned Apparently it was making the corn go deaf

How much did the pirate pay for the corn on the cob? A buccaneer

I saw someone at the grocery store who angrily stabbed a box of corn flakes, and the flakes went everywhere. The person was arrested for being a cereal killer.

How much did the pirate sell his corn for? A-buck-an-ear

I once saw an orange with corn silk on top of it The people refer to it as "Mr. President."

What did the ear of corn say when it's clothes fell off? Aww shucks



Stolen from Bo Burnham but it's a good one

What do you call a millennial in a corn field. Lost. They're definitely lost.

What do you call someone who keeps smashing boxes of corn flakes? A cereal killer.

I'm writing a TV show about 2 ears of corn that are cops It's called Starchsky and Husk

Why was everyone letting the corn tell them what to do? He was the kernal.

What does the Matrix 4 announcement and eating corn have in common? I'm excited to see it when it comes out.

Kid ate a bag of corn kernels and went into a sauna. Did some body popping.

What does corn use to get on the internet? The cobweb.

My sister tattled on me because I dropped corn on the floor. I said that there was a kernel of truth to her accusation.

just witnessed a chicken try and pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes, ImPeck-able

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Long Corn Jokes

A blonde joke...

A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He then takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..... he said with a deep sigh" ............

"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box

A New Yorker, a Nebraskan, a Georgian, and a Floridian were driving to Vegas...

After a few hours in the car, the Nebraskan suddenly rolls down his window, opens his bag, and starts chucking corn out the window.

"What are you doing that for?", the others exclaim.

"Back in Nebraska, everywhere I look I see corn. I'm going on vacation and I don't want to see any corn for a couple weeks."

The Georgian replies, "you know what? You're right; I'm sick of seeing peaches all over Georgia. I don't know why I brought them with me." He opens his window and dumps his bag of peaches out.

The Floridian, feeling inspired, opens the door and kicks the New Yorker out.

Puzzled Girlfriend

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea. Then he says with a deep sigh, 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says "please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh

............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Jigsaw Puzzle for Blondes

A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He then takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..... he said with a deep sigh" ............
"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box

My blonde friend called me the other day...

Hey, can you come over real quick? I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to put it together. I have all the pieces spread out on the table and I don’t know where to start. All the pieces look the same to me!

What’s the picture on the box? I asked

It’s a tiger, I think.

So I went to her place, and she opens the door, tears in her eyes, and a look of frustration on her face.

I walk to her kitchen, look at the table, turn around and tell her: Hey, why don’t we have some tea? Then I’ll help you clean up the corn flakes.

A wife on her deathbed.

An old man is at his wife's deathbed in their home.

The old woman whispers to her husband.

"My husband, I want to show you something before I pass."

The husband replies "what is it my dear? I'll do anything you ask.."

"I want you to open the chest locker at the foot of the bed that I always kept locked."

"I will! I've always wondered what was in there."

The old man opens the chest and inside is $50,000 and 3 ears of corn.

"I have to ask honey, why is there 3 ears of corn in there."

"Well," the old woman answered. "Every time I committed adultery I would put an ear of corn in the chest."

"Oh, I forgive you my love, it's been 60 years. But why the $50 thousand?"

"When I collected a bushel, I sold it."

I read this joke in a Readers Digest in a doctors office 14 years ago. Never forgot it.

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"

"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"

"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."

"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."

"It's a big rooster," she said.

The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

A farmer finds a shoebox under his wife's side of the bed

The box contained two ears of corn and $4000. He went to his wife
Farmer: What's this?
Wife: I have a confession to make. Whenever I cheated on you I put an ear of corn in the box.

The farmer gasps, then thinks "50 years of marriage...only twice..that's not too awful.

Farmer: What about the $4000?
Wife: Whenever I got a bushel I sold it.

A group of construction workers, an Irishmen, a Mexican, and a Blonde are sitting on the 24th floor of a construction building...

The Irishman says "corn beef cabbage again, I swear to God if i get corn beef cabbage again I'm gonna jump from this roof"

The Mexican man says "tacos and beans, goddamnit, I swear to god if I get tacos and beans one more time I'm gonna jump from this roof"

The Blonde man says "bologna sandwich, goddamnit I swear to god if I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm gonna jump from this roof too!"

The next day the Irishman looks in his lunch and sees corn beef cabbage, and he immediately jumped to his death. The Mexican man similarly see his tacos and beans and infuriated jumped to his death. The blonde man looked in his lunch and sees a bologna sandwich and in turn, jumped to his death.

At the funeral, but Irishmans wife says "oh my I could've made him roast or stew or anything else". The Mexican man the wife says "oh my I could've made him burritos or Enchiladas or anything else".

They both turned to look at the Blonde man's and wife waiting for her statement... she looks at them both puzzled and says "I don't feel bad, he made his own damn lunches!"

Grandpa showed me this one...

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and can't seem to figure out how to get it started."
Her neighbor asks,"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver-haired lady says,"Well, according to the box, it's supposed to be a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and shows where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

[It may help to look at an image of the corn flakes box.]

A question of scale

A Texas rancher and a Vermont dairy farmer are having a conversation about their farming operations at a cattleman's conference. The Vermont man asks how many acres of corn the Texan grew this year. "I don't grow any.", said the Texan. "Oh.", said the Vermonter, feeling embarrassed for asking . "Well, how many acres of alfalfa do you grow then?" "None!", said the Texan. "So, you just have some pasture then?", asked the Vermonter. Clearly annoyed by the condescending nature of the question, the Texan replied "Some pasture?! Yeah, I can wake up at dawn and hop in my truck and by nightfall I still wouldn't be to the other side of my property!" The Vermont man frowned, looked at the ground, and sighed, "Don't feel bad, I used to have a truck like that too."

A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says,

“Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it's finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

“First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He then takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then,” ... he said with a deep sigh............

“Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box”

There was a lad named John

There was a lad named John who was dealt a bad hand since he was born. He was an orphan who was brought up in a for profit orphanage, leading him to suffer mental trauma amongst other issues. After turning 16, he was kicked out of the orphanage with no support whatsoever. Not knowing what to do, he resorted to a life of crime to keep him off the streets, and for a while, he was quite successful. This was because he was stealthy. Very much so. He would walk around barefooted in order to not make a sound, putting on his shoes after committing his crimes. Some of the most spectacular bank robberies and museum heists were carried out by himself on his own. However, after an illustrious criminal career, he was finally uncovered by law enforcement and caught, eventually getting sentenced to 20 years in jail. He was restricted to a maximum security prison, but was given access to medical help as his years spent barefoot on broken glass and the like meant that he had callouses and corns all over his feet and toes. The doctor provided him with a device that drew out moisture for John to use on his injuries. John immediately loved the device, and a daily activity for him was to use it on the gigantic corns on his toes, seeing that leisurely activities were severely restricted on the account that it was a maximum security prison. However, John quickly noticed that the prison's power supply cut off in the middle of the night during light's out, after which he could not use his electrically powered dryer. The next morning, he complained to the jail warden. The jail warden, upon hearing this, decided to hook the dryer up to a gigantic battery pack that would be more than enough to last John through the week. John was elated. Soon, night fell, and the power was out. John wanted to use his dryer, but quickly realised that he couldn't see clearly due to the darkness of the cell. He quickly found the electrical wiring system and, having tinkered with appliances during his stint as a criminal, hooked up his device to his mains. The lights in his cell lit up, catching the attention of the prison warden. The prison warden asked John how he did it, to which John promptly replied:
"My toe corn dryer is the powerhouse of the cell"

a guy has a crippling anxiety: he believes himself to be a kernel of corn

he seeks out the help of a therapist, who eventually has the man committed to an asylum. at the asylum, they work with him for months, until finally they have convinced him that he is NOT a kernel of corn, but in fact a man. they sign him out and he walks out the door, but not more than five minutes go by before he comes running back in.


"help! help!" he's screaming, "there's a flock of pigeons in the parking lot - they're going to eat me!"


exasperated, the shrink says to him, "but you have nothing to fear - don't you know you're a man, not a kernel of corn?"


"well of course I know that," he says, "but do the pigeons?"

An anthropologist is completing his lifelong study of world dance...

And he's celebrating. Celebrating his tail off.

See, he'd spent the last 25 years cataloging every single dance performed by every group in the world. Polish Bogarodzicas. Sioux Buckskin dances to Seminole Green Corn dances. Inuit dances to the whales, Ghanaian Kpanlongo, Finnish step-dance. All of it. And he's found himself in Australia, recording the last one of all. A Wungubal in the north, performed by a small group of Aborigines. He taped it. He wrote it down. He was finally finished.

He's had a few beers to celebrate this, and the bartender asks what he's celebrating. The professor tells him, and also decides to buy the bar a round.

A quiet man in a black suit and a bowler hat comes up to the bar, puts his hand on the anthropologist's shoulder, and whispers into his ear...

"You seen the *Butcher* dance yet, mate?"

The professor admits he hasn't. But since he's seen every dance, he's sure he's taped it somewhere. The gentleman in the hat says, "Noooooo, my friend. If you've seen it, you would remember it. It's only performed by this one tribe. Deep, deep, deep in the bush. Done by the Barrabarra tribe."

"But the Barrabarra have been extinct for half a century!"

"No, mate. There's 30 of them left. And they're the last ones to do the Butcher dance."

The professor puts down his beer, runs to the car to get his film crew, and they ask the man for directions. He just NEEDS to see the Butcher dance. The directions are long and winding, and they tend to go on geological features instead of any compass readings. Pages and pages of directions.

"Pass a stone shaped like a dead woman's hand. Climb into the valley cut by the knife of the gods. Walk 20 miles by the light of the brightest star..." etc.

They begin their trek. Days pass.

The better part of their sound equipment falls and shatters while they're climbing a gorge. After two weeks, he loses his first cameraman. Taipan bit him, and they were too far out to get any antidote. This utter tragedy only inflames the professor's desire, the price he must pay to see the mysterious Butcher dance. Their nights are freezing, their days are burned by the sun. And they finally come upon a fire within a circle of walled stone, surrounded by 30 shadowy figures.

The head of the tribe approaches, a gleam in his eye. His speech is thick and hypnotizing, an accent never heard on this earth.

"Youuuu....want to seeeee....the *Butcher dance*, hey?"

The professor nods.

"We do the Butcher dance. We did it last night."

They start to set up the camera. The chief says, "but. We only do it. Once. Per. Year."

A hush.

I mean, the professor knows not to argue. He knows he shouldn't make a scene. He's done this thousands of times. But he's never lost a friend, he's never come this far, he's never been this sunburned. With heavy heart, he stalks away in silence.

He gets a flight home. He sees his wife and children. He gets on with his life.

Months pass, but the dreams don't stop. He knows he will live a life of hollowness, a life of filling an unending hole, unless he can see this dance.

Against the advice of every friend he's ever had, he books a flight to Australia the next year. He even gets some of his old crew to come along. They're excited, they're ready, there's the spirit in the air of "well, we've come this far!"

And the excitement fades when they begin their trek.

It's every bit as hard as last time. In fact, due to a sudden sandstorm, they are delayed a full day. There's the chance that they'll miss it, that the dance won't be performed for another year.

Covered in bites and sand and blood, they stagger into the circle of walled stone. There are the 30 figures. There is the fire. A drum is pounding, pounding up to the stars. The chief sees the professor and grins.

"We doing it tonight. I thought I'd see you. Prepare....for the *Butcher dance.*"

The cameras are set up.

The sound is rolling.

The drums reach a monumental crescendo, mingling with their fevered heartbeats.

The chief pulls out a massive machete. He grabs a chicken that had been running around and he whocks off its head. He takes the still-moving body and slides the neck up his right arm. Bright crimson blood shines in the fire light. He does it on his other arm. He does it on his forehead. The drums fall silent.

The chief begins to sing. He sings...


..."Yooooooooou...."


...


..."Yooooooooou...."

...


"You *Butcher* right hand in. You *Butcher* right hand out...you *Butcher* right^handin^andyoushakeit^allabout...

So these two guys get stranded in the desert...

So these two guys get stranded in the desert, their car is broken down, they are out of water and help is no where in sight... Except for a shack in the distance. So the two make their way to the shack and knock. An old, ugly, wrinkly, greasy woman answers the door. It smells like she hasn't showered for years. One guy tells her "please we're thirsty and on the brink of death. Can we have some water?"

Her eyes squint and she begins to smile "it's been quite a while since I've had the company of a man, if you sleep with me you can have all the water you want."
So the two guys discuss and then ask her "Is it okay if we do doggy so we don't have to look at you?"
The old woman agrees and chooses one guy to do the deed.

Inside the shack he noticed a bag of corn. He uses the corn on her and throws them out of the window each time she tries to take a peek at him. Eventually she finishes and the guy earns his water.

He goes outside
"I GOT THE WATER."
He finds his friend crouched by the window, corn in hand,
"Forget the water bring out more of this buttery corn!"

A Brit visits America

A Brit visits America and as part of his tour, he is shown the vast corn fields of Iowa stretching away to the horizon and beyond.

"My word," he says, "What on earth do you *do* with it all?"

The farmer grins and replies, "We eat what we can and what we can't, we can."

The Brit is somewhat puzzled, but after the farmer explains, he laughs uproariously. "Well done, sir, well done!"

When he returns to the UK, a friend asks him what Americans are like. "Oh, they have a jolly good sense of humour. When I asked a farmer what he does with all of his maize, do you know what he said?"

"We consume what we are able, and what we are not, we tin."

Elderly Driver

An elderly couple was watching tv in their living room when the old man noticed that their bowl of candy corn on the coffee table was getting low. “Im going to drive to town and refill this bowl” he says to his wife. The old woman stayed behind crocheting and watching the news. After seeing a report of a driver going the wrong way on the freeway she picks up the phone to warn her husband-“honey be careful out there, I saw on the news that there is a car going the wrong way down the freeway”. With panic in his voice the man replies, “it’s not just one car, it’s all of them!”

A couple go to the new farmers' market just outside of town

They walk past the various stands selling fresh produce, looking for things to take back home. They see gigantic, ripe watermelons on one table. Another holds plump, vibrant tomatoes. A dazzling array of berries fills baskets on another.

Finally, they see a table at the end of the market, where an old farmer is relaxing on an old rocking chair behind an assortment of unassuming fruit and vegetables.

The couple share a curious glance and approach the table.

"See something you like?" The farmer asks, still leaning back in his chair.

"Well..." The man says, crossing his arms and eyeing a small pile of misshapen potatoes, "To be honest, we saw a lot of much more attractive options. Your stuff seems a little..."

"Plain." The woman says, examining an ear of corn from the table. The farmer chuckles and leans forward to pick up a handful of green beans.

"Yeah, my stuff ain't as pretty as the rest. But they've got something no one else has got." The farmer tosses the green beans into the air, and suddenly they burst into tiny fireworks of various dazzling colors.

The man stumbles away from the table, flabbergasted. The woman's eyes go wide in surprise. A pleased smile rests on the farmer's face as he leans back in his chair.

"How did you do that?" The woman asks, taking a handful of green beans to pick through and examine.

"Magic." The farmer answers, "My family's farm sits on a place of old magic. All the crops we grow come with all sorts of neat little tricks."

"Really?" The man questions, prodding at a motionless squash on the table.

"Yep," the farmer says bending forward to grab the squash, "Everything here has a little bit of something special." The farmer turns the squash in his hands, the skin shifting colors with each rotation.

"That's so cool!" The woman grins as she looks at all of the produce on the table in a new light. "What else can they do?"

The farmer starts pointing to various vegetables and fruits and says, "Well, the eggplants taste like apple pie, the corn is hard as a brick and heavy as such. The watermelons come back to you if you throw 'em, and the cucumbers sing when they're near running water. The tomatoes bounce like rubber, the beets turn invisible at night..."

The couple looks to each piece of produce as the farmer continues, amazed at what they're hearing. Once the farmer is done, the couple start to whisper to each other excitedly about what they're going to get. As they grab their selections, the woman lifts up a watermelon, revealing a small red pepper beneath.

She looks at it curiously and sees it shaking slightly, seemingly shivering. She points to it and asks the farmer,

"What's up with this one? I don't remember you mentioning it."

The farmer looks at it for a moment and smiles.

"Oh, that one? It's just a little chili."

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