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Feed a man corn and he will eat for a day Teach a man to grow corn, he will kill your people and steal your land

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Give a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he'll kill you and steal your land.

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What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?

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What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn.

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Since it's so close to Thanksgiving, remember this Give a man some corn, he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn, he kills you and steals your land!

Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly, neighborhood Native American!

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Willpower I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'

I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'

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Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm? The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Corn Give a white man an ear of corn, he eats for a day
Teach a white man to grow corn, he steals all your land

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What did the baby corn say to mom corn? "Where's popcorn?"

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funniest joke i have heard in a while "what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"

One shucks between fits

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Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? The epileptic corn-husker shucks between fits.

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What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with dysentery? The farmer shucks between fits.

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What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner.

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Don't tell secrets in the garden: The potatoes have eyes

The corn has ears

And the beanstalk.

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I asked my dyslexic friend to pick me up some erotic videos featuring law enforcement officers He came back with pop corn.

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Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land.

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Why is corn the best vegetable to talk to? It's all ears!

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Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn

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Why shouldn't the corn dog & the pig in a blanket have kids together? They're both inbred.

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A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears.

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear

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It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn?


"Where's pop corn?"

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If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."

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What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?

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How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer

(I heard we're doing pirate jokes today)

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What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea? One shucks between fits

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn? A buccaneer

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's Popcorn?"

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Did you hear about the lieutenant that had to watch a corn field? He’s a colonel now

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field? amaized.

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How much would a pirate sell corn for? About a buck an ear.

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Did you hear about the corn farmer? He had a great harvest and was smiling from ear to ear.

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What does Pirates of the Caribbean have in common with corn? They're both about a buccaneer.

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Did you know some farmers employ horses to watch over their fields? Its hay per view corn.

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How did Nelson Mandela do laundry while in prison? He used one part water, a part corn starch, and a part Tide.

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Today I stepped on a corn flake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

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Why did the corn maze go back to school? It was tired of working in a dead end field.

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What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.

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Illinois has corn, Wisconsin has cheese, what does Michigan have? Lead poisoning.

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Bars ordered to close by government should file for farm income support ...after all they're business is barley, corn and rye.

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What’s the difference between a brood of deer and fried maize cakes? One is a batch of fawn critters and the other is a batch of corn fritters.

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My friend dropped his favorite corn chip into a vat of melted cheese. "Aw, man," I sympathized, "It's just nacho day."

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Did you hear about the farmer that was arrested? He was found in possession of illicit Corn-ography

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I once saw an orange with corn silk on top of it The people refer to it as "Mr. President."

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What did the baby corn tell mama corn while watching a movie ? Where is POPcorn ?

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Why are corn fields great comedians? Cause they make a laughing stock out of everything!

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They have these new cream corn containers that look like milk cartons... They call it Soft Pour Corn.

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Why is corn the best vegetable to talk to? Because it's all ears!!

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An old joke from a pub Why is professional boxing like Japanese sweet corn?

It's cooked.

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