Feed a man corn and he will eat for a day Teach a man to grow corn, he will kill your people and steal your land
Give a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he'll kill you and steal your land.
What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?
What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn.
Since it's so close to Thanksgiving, remember this
Give a man some corn, he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn, he kills you and steals your land!
Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly, neighborhood Native American!
I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'
I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm? The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.
Give a white man an ear of corn, he eats for a day
Teach a white man to grow corn, he steals all your land
What did the baby corn say to mom corn? "Where's popcorn?"
funniest joke i have heard in a while
"what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"
One shucks between fits
Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? The epileptic corn-husker shucks between fits.
What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with dysentery? The farmer shucks between fits.
What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner.
Don't tell secrets in the garden:
The potatoes have eyes
The corn has ears
And the beanstalk.
I asked my dyslexic friend to pick me up some erotic videos featuring law enforcement officers He came back with pop corn.
Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land.
Why is corn the best vegetable to talk to? It's all ears!
Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn
Why shouldn't the corn dog & the pig in a blanket have kids together? They're both inbred.
A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears.
How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear
It's kinda corny...
What did baby corn say to momma corn?
"Where's pop corn?"
If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."
What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
(I heard we're doing pirate jokes today)
What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea? One shucks between fits
What do pirate farmers charge for their corn? A buccaneer
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's Popcorn?"
what do u call a group of colonels ?
a cob .
get it . cuz colonel is pronounced kernel . like corn .
i try ok .
How much would a pirate sell corn for? About a buck an ear.
Did you hear about the corn farmer? He had a great harvest and was smiling from ear to ear.
I told my girlfriend I was unfaithful
My girlfriend found blonde hair on the passenger seat of my car, so I had to say that I was cheating on her.
How embarrassing would it be if she knew I sold corn on the freeway?
I told the corn he wasn't fat, just a little husky. He didn't know how to take the compliment tho I guess it went against the grain.
What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.
Why are corn fields great comedians? Cause they make a laughing stock out of everything!
What did the baby corn tell mama corn while watching a movie ? Where is POPcorn ?
I once saw an orange with corn silk on top of it The people refer to it as "Mr. President."
My friend dropped his favorite corn chip into a vat of melted cheese. "Aw, man," I sympathized, "It's just nacho day."
Bars ordered to close by government should file for farm income support ...after all they're business is barley, corn and rye.
What’s the difference between a brood of deer and fried maize cakes? One is a batch of fawn critters and the other is a batch of corn fritters.
Did you hear about the farmer that was arrested? He was found in possession of illicit Corn-ography