Feed a man corn and he will eat for a day Teach a man to grow corn, he will kill your people and steal your land
Give a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he'll kill you and steal your land.
Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm? The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.
funniest joke i have heard in a while
"what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"
One shucks between fits
What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with dysentery? The farmer shucks between fits.
Don't tell secrets in the garden:
The potatoes have eyes
The corn has ears
And the beanstalk.
Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land.
A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears.
If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."
What did mammy corn say to baby corn when daddy didn't come home?????
Sorry for the corny joke.
What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea? One shucks between fits
What did the farmer say to the corn that was being difficult?
Go shuck yourself.
What did the mom say to her child walking through the cornfield?
Watch out for stalkers.
Sorry for all the corny jokes.
what do u call a group of colonels ?
a cob .
get it . cuz colonel is pronounced kernel . like corn .
i try ok .
What is the difference between a epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits.
What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field? amaized.
An even cornier joke
One stalk of corn said to the other stalk of corn, "Hey, can I tell you something?"
The other stalk of corn said, "I'm all ears."
Gardens (only clean joke I know)
Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Why should you never eat Jolly Green Giant vegetables?
Because he always stands over the corn and peas.
Ho ho ho....
Tacos are love letters in a corn envelope that you mail to your stomach and... Beans are used to expedite shipping.
What rank does Corn have in the Vegetable Army?
I just thought of that while eating popcorn, I hope this hasnt been already posted.
What’s the difference between a epileptic corn husker, and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.
What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a dysentery prostitute? The corn husker shucks between fits
I found out why it’s a bad idea to share secrets on a farm..
The corn has ears,
The potatoes have eyes.
And Ezekiel had a shotgun when found me with his daughter!
Scientists have bio-engineered maize that gives people stomach aches When will they learn that their actions have corn sequences!?
Bars ordered to close by government should file for farm income support ...after all their business is barley, corn and rye.
What did the person say when their tailor was preparing corn in the middle of their appointment? “Are you shucking fitting me?”
What’s the difference between a brood of deer and fried maize cakes? One is a batch of fawn critters and the other is a batch of corn fritters.
My friend dropped his favorite corn chip into a vat of melted cheese. "Aw, man," I sympathized, "It's just nacho day."
What's the difference between a chickpea and an ear of corn? I've never paid $20 to have an ear of corn on my face
What happens when corn traders in the commodity market indulge in greedy but lame practices to profit? Corny capitalism
I saw someone at the grocery store who angrily stabbed a box of corn flakes, and the flakes went everywhere. The person was arrested for being a cereal killer.
What did the ear of corn say when it's clothes fell off?
Stolen from Bo Burnham but it's a good one
What does the Matrix 4 announcement and eating corn have in common? I'm excited to see it when it comes out.
My sister tattled on me because I dropped corn on the floor. I said that there was a kernel of truth to her accusation.