Feed a man corn and he will eat for a day Teach a man to grow corn, he will kill your people and steal your land
Give a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he'll kill you and steal your land.
What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?
What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn.
Since it's so close to Thanksgiving, remember this
Give a man some corn, he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn, he kills you and steals your land!
Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly, neighborhood Native American!
I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'
I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm? The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.
Give a white man an ear of corn, he eats for a day
Teach a white man to grow corn, he steals all your land
What did the baby corn say to mom corn? "Where's popcorn?"
funniest joke i have heard in a while
"what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"
One shucks between fits
Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? The epileptic corn-husker shucks between fits.
What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with dysentery? The farmer shucks between fits.
What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner.
Don't tell secrets in the garden:
The potatoes have eyes
The corn has ears
And the beanstalk.
I asked my dyslexic friend to pick me up some erotic videos featuring law enforcement officers He came back with pop corn.
Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land.
Why is corn the best vegetable to talk to? It's all ears!
Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn
Why shouldn't the corn dog & the pig in a blanket have kids together? They're both inbred.
A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears.
How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear
It's kinda corny...
What did baby corn say to momma corn?
"Where's pop corn?"
If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."
What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
(I heard we're doing pirate jokes today)
What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea? One shucks between fits
What do pirate farmers charge for their corn? A buccaneer
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's Popcorn?"
Did you hear about the lieutenant that had to watch a corn field? He’s a colonel now
How much would a pirate sell corn for? About a buck an ear.
Did you hear about the corn farmer? He had a great harvest and was smiling from ear to ear.
I told my girlfriend I was unfaithful
My girlfriend found blonde hair on the passenger seat of my car, so I had to say that I was cheating on her.
How embarrassing would it be if she knew I sold corn on the freeway?
What does Pirates of the Caribbean have in common with corn? They're both about a buccaneer.
Did you know some farmers employ horses to watch over their fields? Its hay per view corn.
How did Nelson Mandela do laundry while in prison? He used one part water, a part corn starch, and a part Tide.
Today I stepped on a corn flake. Does that make me a cereal killer?
What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.
They have these new cream corn containers that look like milk cartons... They call it Soft Pour Corn.
Illinois has corn, Wisconsin has cheese, what does Michigan have? Lead poisoning.
Bars ordered to close by government should file for farm income support ...after all they're business is barley, corn and rye.
What’s the difference between a brood of deer and fried maize cakes? One is a batch of fawn critters and the other is a batch of corn fritters.
My friend dropped his favorite corn chip into a vat of melted cheese. "Aw, man," I sympathized, "It's just nacho day."
Did you hear about the farmer that was arrested? He was found in possession of illicit Corn-ography
I once saw an orange with corn silk on top of it The people refer to it as "Mr. President."
What did the baby corn tell mama corn while watching a movie ? Where is POPcorn ?
Why are corn fields great comedians? Cause they make a laughing stock out of everything!
An old joke from a pub
Why is professional boxing like Japanese sweet corn?