Hilarious Tennis Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Tennis Jokes

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My girlfriend told me love means nothing to her That's what I get for dating a tennis player.

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Never date a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

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Never ever marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them

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Never marry a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.

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A tennis ball walks into a restaurant.... a waiter asks: "Have you been served?"

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!

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My 5 year old daughter wants a Tampon for Christmas She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it.
Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ...

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My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me ‘The Love Machine’ because I’m terrible at tennis.

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I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend Love meant nothing to her

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Never go out with a tennis player Love means nothing to them.

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Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.

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Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court... The game would likely be cancelled

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.

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Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because to tennis players, love means nothing.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love

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Never mary a tennis player... Love means nothing to them,

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I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food. On the downside, I got chicken all over my tennis racket.

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I once dated a professional tennis player... But I had to end it when I realised love meant nothing to her.

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What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing

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Never get into a romantic relationship with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

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Why did the blonde enter the tennis courts naked? Because the sign said tennis shoes only

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Never date a tennis player... because love means nothing to them.

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I was dating a tennis player, but then she cheated on me For a while I was at my break point until I realized it wasn’t my fault. Love means nothing to them.

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Don’t ever get into a romantic relationship with a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.

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It's no surprise that the Williams sisters... It's no surprise that the Williams sisters always win at tennis.

Black people have centuries of experience serving.

And appearing at the courts, for that matter.

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Why shouldn’t you marry a tennis player? “Love” means nothing to them.

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What do you call it when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles play tennis? Endless Love

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I've just got back from a funeral of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.

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Never fall for a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.

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Selling all of my old tennis equipment but I can't figure out What's the net worth?

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Have you ever played quiet tennis? It's like regular tennis but without the racket.

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How many magazines do you need to buy to get a pair of tennis shoes? Ten issues.

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My friend, who noticed a bulge in my pocket says "What's that"? I said "Golf ball". He says "Oh man, that must hurt! I had tennis elbow once."

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Never get in a serious relationship with a tennis player. Because love means nothing to them.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them.

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I once volunteered to help out at a special needs school I played games with them like football, tennis, basketball etc.
It makes you feel so good inside...

Because you always win.

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I just returned my pet hamster. I'm starting to think we should have used a tennis ball.

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Tennis players are the most heartless kinds of people. Because to them, love means nothing.

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I went to a busy bar last night dressed as a tennis ball I got served straight away.

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New Tennis Jokes

Have you heard about that new place in town that makes Tennis Bats? Apparently people have been complaining because they make a Racket.

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Why isn’t it wise to date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them.

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I got some tennis experience last night Had popped two viagras, to surprise my wife, but she never came home.

Didnt want to waste them.

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Why would a tennis player make a good dad? He would have a good backhand

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NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER MARRY A TENNIS PLAYER! Love means nothing to them

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What do you call a tennis player who never wraps it up Andy Roddick

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What do you call a female tennis player with no furniture? Martina Neverhadasofa

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What’s an example of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis

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I’m surprised there are not a lot of Jewish tennis players. After all, Moses served in Pharaoh’s court.

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What do sneeze attacks and runners both have? Tennis shoes

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Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player? Because to them love means nothing.

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I bought a ticket to a limited access Tennis-Orgy Its a first come first serve thing.

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What skill requires 90 percent arm strength and 10 percent groan noises Tennis

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My partner has the well-deserved nickname "The Love Machine". This tennis tournament is going to *suck*!

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Girl, are you a tennis player? Cause your love means nothing to me.

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How many magazines do you need to buy to get a free pair of tennis shoes? Ten issues.

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About what time did Sean Connery say he wanted to meet to play tennis? Tennish.

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My wife says I have too many hobbies I already gave up tennis and swimming, but painting is where I draw the line.

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I used to date a Tennis player. When we broke up she told me my love meant nothing to her.

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I hate the noises tennis players make Absolute racquet

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I hate the noises tennis players make at Wimbledon Absolute racquet

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Tennis players grunt too much when they practice... There's no need for all that racket.

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Why should you never get into a relationship with a tennis player? Because "love" means nothing to them.

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What happens when you permit your wife to spend extra hours with her tennis coach? Hopefully a good reason to divorce her.

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Never get into a relationship with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

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What is the meaning of perpetual adoration? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

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Why don't relationships for tennis players ever work out? Because love means nothing to them

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My girlfriend said to me "I've never been more wet in my life..." I said "Well we are playing tennis Becky"

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Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.

I read that joke in 1998 in an SI for Kids magazine and it literally is the only joke I can tell from memory.

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How are tennis and life similar? Love means nothing.

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Did you hear about the tennis factory that opened on Wall Street? They heard it was easy to make a racket there.

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Never date a tennis player They like to settle their differences in court

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Why is Robert Palmer bad at tennis? He's addicted to love

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I always wondered why there is such a high rate of divorce among tennis players Then I realized love means nothing to them.

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I heard the mob are trying to promote illegal betting schemes around this year's Wimbledon... It's a tennis racket!

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Went to my old tennis coach's funeral last week. His death was tragic but the service was lovely.

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What do you call a woman lying down in the middle of a tennis court? Annette!

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I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis. It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong

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Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player? He's a big server.

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There is one rule to Tennis Love means nothing

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Researchers found that if you look up and too the left you are telling a lie, and up and to the right; the truth. They also found if you look the left then to the right, back to the left and so on... You're probably watching tennis!

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Why are Java Programmers so terrible at Tennis?[x-post /r/badjokes] Because javax.Swing.*; error.

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