My girlfriend told me love means nothing to her That's what I get for dating a tennis player.
Never date a tennis player. To them love means nothing.
Never ever marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them
Never marry a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.
A tennis ball walks into a restaurant.... a waiter asks: "Have you been served?"
Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!
My 5 year old daughter wants a Tampon for Christmas
She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it.
Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ...
My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me ‘The Love Machine’ because I’m terrible at tennis.
I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend Love meant nothing to her
Never go out with a tennis player Love means nothing to them.
Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court... The game would likely be cancelled
What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because to tennis players, love means nothing.
What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love
Never mary a tennis player... Love means nothing to them,
I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food. On the downside, I got chicken all over my tennis racket.
I once dated a professional tennis player... But I had to end it when I realised love meant nothing to her.
What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing
Never get into a romantic relationship with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Why did the blonde enter the tennis courts naked? Because the sign said tennis shoes only
Never date a tennis player... because love means nothing to them.
I was dating a tennis player, but then she cheated on me For a while I was at my break point until I realized it wasn’t my fault. Love means nothing to them.
Don’t ever get into a romantic relationship with a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.
It's no surprise that the Williams sisters...
It's no surprise that the Williams sisters always win at tennis.
Black people have centuries of experience serving.
And appearing at the courts, for that matter.
Why shouldn’t you marry a tennis player? “Love” means nothing to them.
What do you call it when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles play tennis? Endless Love
I've just got back from a funeral of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
Never fall for a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.
How many magazines do you need to buy to get a pair of tennis shoes? Ten issues.
Im never dating a tennis player again. Love means nothing to them.
What's better than tennis? Elevenis
NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER MARRY A TENNIS PLAYER! Love means nothing to them
I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis. It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong
A company in Thailand recently opened the first combination brothel/tennis facility. They operate on a first come / first serve basis.
What do you call a woman in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Why isn’t it wise to date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them.
What’s an example of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis
Why would a tennis player make a good dad? He would have a good backhand
Have you heard about that new place in town that makes Tennis Bats? Apparently people have been complaining because they make a Racket.
Never date a professional tennis player Love means nothing to them
I got some tennis experience last night
Had popped two viagras, to surprise my wife, but she never came home.
Didnt want to waste them.
The Tennis Playing Midget Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.
What do you call a tennis player who never wraps it up Andy Roddick
What do you call a female tennis player with no furniture? Martina Neverhadasofa
What is the meaning of perpetual adoration? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
It's really naive to agree with the Beatles and say money can't buy you love... Match fixing in tennis is a real problem.