My girlfriend told me love means nothing to her That's what I get for dating a tennis player.
Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court... The game would likely be cancelled
I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food. On the downside, I got chicken all over my tennis racket.
I once dated a professional tennis player... But I had to end it when I realised love meant nothing to her.
I was dating a tennis player, but then she cheated on me For a while I was at my break point until I realized it wasn’t my fault. Love means nothing to them.
Don’t ever get into a romantic relationship with a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.
I've just got back from a funeral of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
I wrote a book called Endless Love It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him “Hey what’s all that in your pocket?” He says “It’s tennis balls” They guy says “Well, if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!”
My friend, who noticed a bulge in my pocket says "What's that"? I said "Golf ball". He says "Oh man, that must hurt! I had tennis elbow once."
I just came back from a coworker's funeral who died when he was hit on the head by a tennis ball.. It was a lovely service..
5 people have been killed in South Africa after a hailstorm with hail the size of tennis balls. Ices have claimed responsibility.
Did you hear about the time when a giant ape started a brawl over the use of a table tennis table in a karaoke bar? King Kong, ping pong, sing song, ding dong.
I got some tennis experience last night
Had popped two viagras, to surprise my wife, but she never came home.
Didnt want to waste them.
The Tennis Playing Midget Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.
I want to win the Wimbledon Tennis World Championship When some asks me how I did it I’d respond with “I scored more points than my opponents, it’s not racket science”
Three old men in a car
Three old men are in a car on their way to see a tennis match.
After a couple of hours of driving, the first man asks, "Is this Wembley?"
The second man says, "No, it's Thursday."
The third man says, "So am I, let's stop and get a drink!"
It was time to take my noisy tennis equipment making business elsewhere The neighbours threatened to report me for making a racket.
My wife was disappointed to find out the real reason why my nickname in college was “The Love Machine" It’s because I sucked at tennis
This one was from my teacher (Dont judge me)
"I went to a buffet party and I was dressed as a tennis ball costume.
We went to the lines to have food.
I was the first to get served."
I went to see my doctor with suspected tennis elbow
She examined me and confirmed it is indeed tennis elbow
She then said “how many years have you been suffering with this ?”
I replied about 15, love...
I'm just back from my friend's funeral. He died after a tennis ball hit his head... It was a beautiful service, to be fair...