Tennis Jokes

Funny Tennis Jokes
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My girlfriend told me love means nothing to her That's what I get for dating a tennis player.

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Never date a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

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Never ever marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them

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Never marry a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.

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A tennis ball walks into a restaurant.... a waiter asks: "Have you been served?"

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!

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My 5 year old daughter wants a Tampon for Christmas She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it.
Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ...

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My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me ‘The Love Machine’ because I’m terrible at tennis.

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I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend Love meant nothing to her

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Never go out with a tennis player Love means nothing to them.

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Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.

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Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court... The game would likely be cancelled

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.

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Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because to tennis players, love means nothing.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love

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Never mary a tennis player... Love means nothing to them,

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I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food. On the downside, I got chicken all over my tennis racket.

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I once dated a professional tennis player... But I had to end it when I realised love meant nothing to her.

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What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing

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Never get into a romantic relationship with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

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Why did the blonde enter the tennis courts naked? Because the sign said tennis shoes only

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Never date a tennis player... because love means nothing to them.

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I was dating a tennis player, but then she cheated on me For a while I was at my break point until I realized it wasn’t my fault. Love means nothing to them.

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Don’t ever get into a romantic relationship with a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.

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It's no surprise that the Williams sisters... It's no surprise that the Williams sisters always win at tennis.

Black people have centuries of experience serving.

And appearing at the courts, for that matter.

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Why shouldn’t you marry a tennis player? “Love” means nothing to them.

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What do you call it when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles play tennis? Endless Love

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I've just got back from a funeral of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.

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Never fall for a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.

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NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER MARRY A TENNIS PLAYER! Love means nothing to them

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Why are Java Programmers so terrible at Tennis?[x-post /r/badjokes] Because javax.Swing.*; error.

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Why isn’t it wise to date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them.

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What’s an example of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis

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Why would a tennis player make a good dad? He would have a good backhand

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What do you call a female tennis player with no furniture? Martina Neverhadasofa

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What do you call a tennis player who never wraps it up Andy Roddick

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I got some tennis experience last night Had popped two viagras, to surprise my wife, but she never came home.

Didnt want to waste them.

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Never date a professional tennis player Love means nothing to them

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Have you heard about that new place in town that makes Tennis Bats? Apparently people have been complaining because they make a Racket.

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