Hilarious Dyslexic Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Dyslexic Jokes

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Why can't a dyslexic be a witch? You need to be good at spelling.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(

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When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why can't dyslexic people tell jokes? Because they always punch up the fuckline

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Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hates gingers.

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I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.

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People always told me I would suck at poetry because I'm dyslexic. Well I've made two vases and a jug today, so who sucks now!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He really hates gingers

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Teachers said I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. Well I’ve had the last laugh because I've just made two jugs and a vase.

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I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages.

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A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club. He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a insomniac, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers.

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I once met a dyslexic stripper named Density

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What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do? Poor guy stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Why did the dyslexic wizard get kicked out of school? He couldn't spell

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I went on a date with a dyslexic girl, and she ended up cooking my sock.

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What happens when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog

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If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Poor guy - he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac,a dyslexic,and an agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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I'm dyslexic, but that doesn't define me. Dyslexics are teople poo.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to santa.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra thats it, thats the joke

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How do you know when you're dyslexic? When life hands you melons.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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I'm an agnostic dyslexic insomniac I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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I'm dyslexic, atheist & insomniac I stayed up all night wondering if there really is a doG

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

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I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA! Sorry, wrong bus!

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New Dyslexic Jokes

What do you do as a Dyslexic Insomniac Atheist? You stay up all night questioning the existence of a dog.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who was made homeless by a bug in Photoshop? He has no fixed Adobe

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Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?

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Why was the man holding a sign that said "I Hate Gingers" ? Because he was a dyslexic Klansman.

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I took a dyslexic girl home once and she ended up cooking my sock.

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I just met a dyslexic hooker. She offered to cook my socks for £50

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Poverty is poetry to me... Mainly because I'm dyslexic.

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My girlfriend is dyslexic... .. She loves "cooking my sock"

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What does a dyslexic atheist with insomnia do with their time? They stay up late at night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Recently I met this dyslexic rabbi. He kept saying, 'Yo.'

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Did You Hear The One About T he Insomniac, Dyslexic, Agnostic? Sat Up All Night Wondering If There Really Was A Dog...

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When life gives you melons... You know your dyslexic

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Walked up to my dyslexic friend to show him my new polo shirt, and he barfed all over it. He should've told me he was Lacoste intolerant.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dyslexic procrastinators, it's time to get together and rise up Get on your work boots and untie

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What happened to the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to santa

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Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who wanted to cook with MSG? He ate a bullet.

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Being dyslexic hasn't stopped me from having a positive outlook on life.. Because when life gives you melons, make melonade.

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There was a dyslexic agnostic insomniac..... He would stay up all night wondering if there really was a dog

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Why did the dyslexic pirate get in trouble? Instead of hoisting the Jolly Roger, he rogered the jolly hoister.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What did the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac person do all night? He had laid there wondering if there really was a dog

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Why didn't the dyslexic vote? He vetoed.

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What does a dyslexic insomniac agnostic do all night? Lie awake wondering if there is a dog.

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These blind guys at the institution think i am dyslexic. I mean i spent a month learning sign language to talk to them.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to change a light bulb? Steven.

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Guys! I creared a club called "DCP" Dyslexic People's Club!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his souls to Santa

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up at night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, and agnostic, and a dyslexic? A guy that spends all night in bed questioning the existence of dog

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog!

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My dyslexic daughter came last in her class pottery contest... She wrote a poem.

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What did the dyslexic booking agent tell his client? Your flight is reversed

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic? Someone who goes through life wondering if there really is a dog.

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Did you ever hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog.

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What do you call a dyslexic small town spinster who takes justice into her own hands? A Village-Auntie

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What does an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac have in common? They stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does an agnostic dyslexic insomniac spend most of his time doing? Laying in bed wondering is there really is a dog.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He lies awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic Soldier? He used specialist Tic-Tacs to infiltrate the enemy base.

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My first girlfriend gave me a picture she drew with the words "you're my angle." It might have just been because she was dyslexic but I thought it was acute.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic politician? Yeah, apparently he caused a bit of an uproar at his latest rally because he was kissing peoples' hands and shaking their babies.

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Is this the bus for dyslexic kids? Oops, wrong sub.

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A dyslexic person... Walks into a bra

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An atheist, dyslexic insomniac spends all his nights wondering About the existence of dog.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob.

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It's difficult being a dyslexic agnostic I'm never quite sure whether or not there's a dog

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Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start:
A Dyslexic walks into a bra

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A dyslexic boy walks into a toy store and asks for a "satr wars atcion figuer"... The manager tells him that dyslexia does not cause you to talk in misspelled words and took the boy to hospital where he was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

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Did you hear the one about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic? He stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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what do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog

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What do you get when a dyslexic tries to make a gif? Peanut Butter.

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A dyslexic construction worker couldn't decide what to upgrade. Between roofing equipment and flooring supplies, he chose the ladder.

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I work at a restaurant and one of the chefs there is both dyslexic and epileptic. Ended up sending out a chicken seizure salad.

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I visited a dyslexic Christian clairvoyant today... She read my Psalm

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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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I asked my dyslexic friend to pick me up some erotic videos featuring law enforcement officers He came back with pop corn.

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