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Funniest Dyslexic Jokes

Funny Dyslexic Jokes
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Why can't a dyslexic be a witch? You need to be good at spelling.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(

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When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why can't dyslexic people tell jokes? Because they always punch up the fuckline

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Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hates gingers.

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I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.

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People always told me I would suck at poetry because I'm dyslexic. Well I've made two vases and a jug today, so who sucks now!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He really hates gingers

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Teachers said I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. Well I’ve had the last laugh because I've just made two jugs and a vase.

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I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages.

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A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club. He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a insomniac, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers.

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I once met a dyslexic stripper named Density

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What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do? Poor guy stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Why did the dyslexic wizard get kicked out of school? He couldn't spell

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I went on a date with a dyslexic girl, and she ended up cooking my sock.

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What happens when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Poor guy - he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic.

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I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac,a dyslexic,and an agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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I asked my dyslexic friend to pick me up some erotic videos featuring law enforcement officers He came back with pop corn.

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college? Because he didn't understand psychics.

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What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow? A hybrid

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When life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic.

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My first girlfriend gave me a picture she drew with the words "you're my angle." It might have just been because she was dyslexic but I thought it was acute.

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I just met a dyslexic hooker. She offered to cook my socks for £50

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You hear of that dyslexic atheist cat? He didn’t believe in dog.

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What do you get when a dyslexic tries to make a gif? Peanut Butter.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar Ouch, says the arab

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I'm from the DNA association National dyslexic association

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What dyslexic guy did during quarantine? He satanized the house.

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A dyslexic shop owner got an order for sanitization equipment The buyers were confused as the shop owner delivered to them anesthesia, a pair of tongs and wire cutters

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What's a dyslexic turkey's favorite word game? Gobble

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What do you do as a Dyslexic Insomniac Atheist? You stay up all night questioning the existence of a dog.

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Why was the dyslexic fired from the post office? Too many letters in the wrong places.

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How did the dyslexic wizard turn a man into a woman? He *miss*pelled.

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What do pen pals and a dyslexic man have in common? They both switch letters around.

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Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?

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My son won’t eat anything but expensive alphabetti spaghetti Luckily he’s dyslexic so we just buy him normal spaghetti

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What did the dyslexic kid get after being forced to compete in the spelling bee? ABCPTSD

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An insomniac atheist dyslexic with DID walks into a bar. The two are up all night arguing about the existence of doG.

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It’s hard being a dyslexic atheist believing that dogs don’t exist.

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What do a chemist and a dyslexic philosopher have in common? They both have to learn about molarity.

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[Original] I asked my dyslexic Hispanic friend the fasted way to Las Vegas. He pointed down the road. "Gracias", I said. "Ne vada".

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Did you hear about the dyslexic feminist who burnt down a furniture store? They had a special on mahogany items.

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My dyslexic daughter came last in her class pottery contest... She wrote a poem.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation.

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A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus. Whoops, wrong sub.

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Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog.

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My dyslexic friend met a Geologist today... Even though the scientist talked a lot, my friend said his methods were quite Igneous.

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