Why can't a dyslexic be a witch? You need to be good at spelling.
What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(
When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic.
Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers.
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Why can't dyslexic people tell jokes? Because they always punch up the fuckline
Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hates gingers.
I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.
People always told me I would suck at poetry because I'm dyslexic. Well I've made two vases and a jug today, so who sucks now!
Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He really hates gingers
Teachers said I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. Well I’ve had the last laugh because I've just made two jugs and a vase.
I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages.
A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club. He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun.
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a insomniac, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers.
I once met a dyslexic stripper named Density
What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers
What did the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do? Poor guy stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Why did the dyslexic wizard get kicked out of school? He couldn't spell
I went on a date with a dyslexic girl, and she ended up cooking my sock.
What happens when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Poor guy - he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic.
I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
What do you get if you cross an insomniac,a dyslexic,and an agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
I asked my dyslexic friend to pick me up some erotic videos featuring law enforcement officers He came back with pop corn.
Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college? Because he didn't understand psychics.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow? A hybrid
When life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic.
I just met a dyslexic hooker. She offered to cook my socks for £50
You hear of that dyslexic atheist cat? He didn’t believe in dog.
What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer? A rack of lamb
What do you get when a dyslexic tries to make a gif? Peanut Butter.
A dyslexic man walks into a bar Ouch, says the arab
I work at a restaurant and one of the chefs there is both dyslexic and epileptic. Ended up sending out a chicken seizure salad.
What dyslexic guy did during quarantine? He satanized the house.
A dyslexic shop owner got an order for sanitization equipment The buyers were confused as the shop owner delivered to them anesthesia, a pair of tongs and wire cutters
What's a dyslexic turkey's favorite word game? Gobble
What do you do as a Dyslexic Insomniac Atheist? You stay up all night questioning the existence of a dog.
I'm from the DNA association National dyslexic association
Why was the dyslexic fired from the post office? Too many letters in the wrong places.
How did the dyslexic wizard turn a man into a woman? He *miss*pelled.
What do pen pals and a dyslexic man have in common? They both switch letters around.
Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?
My son won’t eat anything but expensive alphabetti spaghetti Luckily he’s dyslexic so we just buy him normal spaghetti
What did the dyslexic kid get after being forced to compete in the spelling bee? ABCPTSD
An insomniac atheist dyslexic with DID walks into a bar. The two are up all night arguing about the existence of doG.
It’s hard being a dyslexic atheist believing that dogs don’t exist.
What do a chemist and a dyslexic philosopher have in common? They both have to learn about molarity.
[Original] I asked my dyslexic Hispanic friend the fasted way to Las Vegas. He pointed down the road. "Gracias", I said. "Ne vada".
Why did the dyslexic student get kicked out of Chiropractic College? Because he kept manipulating patients penises.
What does a dyslexic Linux SysAdmin have for breakfast? cron flakes
Did you hear about the dyslexic feminist who burnt down a furniture store? They had a special on mahogany items.
My dyslexic daughter came last in her class pottery contest... She wrote a poem.
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
A dyslexic construction worker couldn't decide what to upgrade. Between roofing equipment and flooring supplies, he chose the ladder.
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog.
My dyslexic friend met a Geologist today... Even though the scientist talked a lot, my friend said his methods were quite Igneous.