A dyslexic man stormed Area 15
Authorities didn't press charges, saying "they felt bad"
They thought a long sentence was the last thing he needed
They told me i wouldn’t be good at poetry because i’m dyslexic But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.
What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.
I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages.
A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club. He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.
Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Poor guy - he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
How is a dyslexic stand-up like an MMA fighter who comes home to find his GF in a gangbang? They both punchup the fuckline.
I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier. Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US.
I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.
What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do? Stays up at night sleepless, wondering endlessly if there really is a dog.
What does a dyslexic atheist with insomnia do? Stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
What happens when you hit someone dyslexic very hard on the head?
And potentially jail time.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic? He laid awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Someone told me that DNA stands for Deoxyribonucleic Acid Does it not stand for National Dyslexic Association?
Why does a Dyslexic Ship Captain with Coprophobia never pay his taxes? He’s afraid of the Sea’s Fee.
My dyslexic support group held a slam poetry competition
Doug got first with a great piece about racial tensions in America.
Anna got second with a touching monologue about women's rights.
I got third by smashing an urn.
I used to know this dyslexic guy that would always get himself into awkward situations He never could read a room
As a dyslexic I've been stung for taking phrases literally If beauty really lies with the beeholder I've yet to meet one.
The doctor told him some bad news. A few years ago a friend of mine tried to commit suicide, he had gone to the doctor for test results and found out he was dyslexic he was so upset he went outside and jumped behind a bus.
my dyslexic online friend who always act sad finally commit he said"i have crippling description"
Have you heard about the dyslexic who was working too hard on his imagination skills? He ended up in Santa Fe.
I pity the poor insomniac dyslexic agnostic He sits up all night wondering if there is a dog.
It's not easy being a dyslexic devil worshiper If you're not careful, you could end up selling your soul to Santa
They told me I wouldn't be any good at poetry because I was dyslexic But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely
What does the agnostic dyslexic insomniac suffer from? He lies awake every night wondering if there is a dog.
Have you heard of the dyslexic pirate lately ? Last time I have heard from him he was taking a sheep.
BREAKING NEWS: A local dyslexic man, has committed a murder suicide at his family home. His wife and kids remain unharmed.
My dyslexic uncle always recited the same proverb whenever I asked him why he hadn’t ordered his dyslexia corrective glasses: Never get done today what can be put off tomorrow