Why can't a dyslexic be a witch? You need to be good at spelling.
What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(
When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic.
Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers.
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Why can't dyslexic people tell jokes? Because they always punch up the fuckline
Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hates gingers.
I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.
People always told me I would suck at poetry because I'm dyslexic. Well I've made two vases and a jug today, so who sucks now!
Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He really hates gingers
Teachers said I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. Well I’ve had the last laugh because I've just made two jugs and a vase.
I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages.
A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club. He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun.
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a insomniac, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers.
I once met a dyslexic stripper named Density
What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers
What did the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do? Poor guy stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Why did the dyslexic wizard get kicked out of school? He couldn't spell
I went on a date with a dyslexic girl, and she ended up cooking my sock.
What happens when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Poor guy - he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic.
I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
What do you get if you cross an insomniac,a dyslexic,and an agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
I asked my dyslexic friend to pick me up some erotic videos featuring law enforcement officers He came back with pop corn.
My first girlfriend gave me a picture she drew with the words "you're my angle." It might have just been because she was dyslexic but I thought it was acute.
I just met a dyslexic hooker. She offered to cook my socks for £50
What do you get when a dyslexic tries to make a gif? Peanut Butter.
What do you do as a Dyslexic Insomniac Atheist? You stay up all night questioning the existence of a dog.
Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?
My dyslexic daughter came last in her class pottery contest... She wrote a poem.
It’s hard being a dyslexic atheist believing that dogs don’t exist.
What did the dyslexic kid get after being forced to compete in the spelling bee? ABCPTSD
My son won’t eat anything but expensive alphabetti spaghetti Luckily he’s dyslexic so we just buy him normal spaghetti
What dyslexic guy did during quarantine? He satanized the house.
What's a dyslexic turkey's favorite word game? Gobble
Why was the dyslexic fired from the post office? Too many letters in the wrong places.
How did the dyslexic wizard turn a man into a woman? He *miss*pelled.
Found out I was dyslexic the hard way. Apparently the saying is actually “wrap it before you tap it”...happy fathers day!
What do a chemist and a dyslexic philosopher have in common? They both have to learn about molarity.
[Original] I asked my dyslexic Hispanic friend the fasted way to Las Vegas. He pointed down the road. "Gracias", I said. "Ne vada".
Did you hear about the dyslexic feminist who burnt down a furniture store? They had a special on mahogany items.
Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation.
A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus. Whoops, wrong sub.
My dyslexic friend met a Geologist today... Even though the scientist talked a lot, my friend said his methods were quite Igneous.