Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend
Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend
Statistics are like bikinis.
What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend.
Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships
Which got me thinking,
Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?
People are always saying Americans are fat, violent, and above all else, stupid But every time I see one of those statistics maps about how terrible we are, there's this little country on the northwest border of Canada that's just as bad as we are.
Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication.
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, and I'll even do statistics But graphing is where I draw the line!
A politician uses statistics like a drunk uses a street light. For support, rather than illumination.
Statistics show that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship are cheating..... I just need to figure out if it's my wife or girlfriend
Statistics is like a bikini on a beautiful woman... ... what it reveals is exciting; what it hides is vital.
I've spent today analysing some statistics about how drunk people walk. They're just staggering.
This is probably one of the most worrisome statistics to emerge in recent years.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
It means 75% are running around untreated.
Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, "Where's your other friend". The median says, "We don't like him anymore. He's mean."
The World Health Organization has stated that eating bacon increases your chances of getting cancer. Statistics also show that not eating bacon dramatically increases your chances of blowing yourself up.
Statistics say the in relationships, 1 out of every 3 people is unfaithful Now I just need to figure out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend
Breaking news: statistics shows that female drivers are turning into good drivers So for the good drivers out there, watch out for female drivers
NEW study shows that Birthdays are good for your health Statistics show that people who have more birthdays, live the longest!
The problem with math jokes
Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.
The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.
Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester... Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds.
I was talking to some friends about my fetish for anything statistics related... and apparently it's not a standard deviation.
Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedo... ...not me though, I live next door to two stunning 8 year olds.
How can you live forever? Live for at least 100 years. Statistics show that very few people die over the age of 100.
Govt. Statistics show that 35% of all school kids fall victim to online bullying and this can only mean 1 thing 65% of my emails aren't going out
According to statistics one in three people live next to a paedophile Thankfully I just live next to some really hot 11 year olds
Statistics says 1 in 3 people have an affair Now i just need to figure out whether it is my wife or my girlfriend..
Statistics show that vegetarians live on average ten years longer than meat eaters Ten long miserable years
Apparently statistics show only "5% o peple" have cracked their phone screens Edit: After reading the same article on my computer, it appears "50% of people" have cracked their phone screens.
Statistics is like a bikini on a beautiful woman: What it shows is interesting, but what it doesn't show is the most important part.
My friend told me a statistic today, however I found it was false Did you know 80% of statistics are false?
The Police has revealed their statistics for the last 48 hours.
Theft: 0 cases
Killings: 0 cases
Prostitution: 0 cases
Family and roommate quarrels: 8720 cases
It is believed that kids have far more pain tolerance than adults.
There could be statistics to support this , if only they stopped screaming their throats out in my basement.
statistics of birth control effectiveness
Condoms = 99%
birth control pills =99%
My tinder profile = 100%
Did you know that 97.62% of all statistics are made-up numbers with unnecessary decimal digits to appear more authoritative?
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, It was the age of statistics and there was conclusive proof to support both views.
Person 1 : I used to think correlation implied causation. Then i took a statistics class. Now I don't
Person 2 : I think the class helped
Person 1 : maybe
Having birthdays is really good for your health. Statistics show that the people who have had the most birthdays live the longest.
Statistics show more people are killed by bees than snakes. Politicians just have better lawyers.
HIV is a quite common disease According to the statistics "One of Two and a half men gets it"
Statistics have proven that the average parent communciates with their child using smartphones
Antivaxxer parents use an Ouija board.
P.S. (Sorry if it's a repost, just saw a meme in Russian and it was my first time)
Why did Han Solo get an 'F' in Statistics class? Because he kept telling the teacher, "Never tell me the odds!"
Statistics show that 85% of all Redditors reading this Need to put their phone down and wipe.
TIL: 5/7 People make up statistics on the spot. There is a 50% chance this data lacks validity though.
My friend really went off the rails after he failed his statistics course The aftermath was terrible.
Statistics say that 30% of women are on medication for some sort of mental issue... That means there are 70% running around out there unmedicated...
Birthdays Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is essential.
My statistics professor is certain he will get in shape this year. He's doing confidence intervals.
Birthdays are good for us... Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.