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Funny Geometry Jokes
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On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class. On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

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Without Geometry Life is pointless.

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Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open? Polygon.

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Why are North Koreans so good at geometry ? Because they have a supreme ruler.

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A nihilist's view on geometry: Circles are pointless.

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I like to do algebra, I'll do geometry, but graphing is where I draw the line.

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Why was the geometry teacher late for work? Because she took the rhombus.

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I'll do algebra, geometry, trigonometry, and probability but graphing is where I draw the line

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I wanted to do geometry with my parrot... Then I remembered that polygon :(

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Geometry professor goes into a tattoo shop and asks to get π on his back. After a few hours he asks the tattoo artist, "Why is it taking so long to do the symbol for pi?" "Oh!" said the artist, surprised. "You wanted the *symbol*."

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Why do churches hate geometry? There's too many sins involved.

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My Math teacher went nuts today in Geometry class and started ranting about Japan, Italy, and Germany. He said we need to know about the ex axis.

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Who's in charge in the land of geometry? The rulers.

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Why are fishermen so good at geometry? Cause they're good anglers.

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What did the oak tree say to the math professor? Geometry.

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I was fine with my earlier math classes, but geometry is where I draw the line.

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I was talking to this guy about how I hate geometry. You know what he said to me. You just have to look at it from a different angle.

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Geometry is a lot like algebra, language arts, and french Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,

Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,

And its like french because I don't understand it.

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How does a geometry teacher drink beer? From pint A to pint B.

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I'd like to teach under-privelaged kids lattice geometry Nothing would give me more pleasure than getting at-risk youth hooked on crystal math.

**EDIT** I'm terribly sorry for misspelling under-privileged

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An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape... I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons

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I never took geometry in high school I heard it was for squares.

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I'm trying get a job as a geometry teacher... Because I want to make at least 6 figures.

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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class? She forgot her Algae-bra.

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How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-"noose"

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Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'

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Girl, forget chemistry, you and I have solid *geometry* Because our points are maximally separated, and it’s perfectly platonic.

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What do you call a person who likes geometry and farming? A pro-tractor!

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A schoolmate paid me today, after I'd been helping him with geometry for a year... We're square now

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Why did the circle hate geometry? Because it's pointless

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Worst math joke I know. Two students sit in a geometry class.
One says to the other "I'm cold!"
The other says "go sit in the corner."
"Why?" replies the first.
"Because its 90 degrees!"

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I will do algebra, trig, and calculus. But geometry is where I draw the line.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a normal person? A normal person does spacial geometry while astronauts do geometry in space

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents.

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Geometry really changes people It SHAPES there life!

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My girlfriend is really stressed about her geometry test coming up I told her not to run herself in circles over it

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What is the dirtiest word in geometry? Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.

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I gave up trying to learn geometry just couldn't see the point.

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Back at school, I had a weird geometry teacher. He had warts all over his nose, and they had to remove a bit of his face due to an accident. You could say he had an...

Irregular sir face.

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I was fine with algebra, trigonometry and calculus in school But geometry is where I draw the line!

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. I would tell a geometry joke but no one would get the point

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