On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class. On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Why was Osama bin laden kicked out of geometry class? He kept blowing up the rectangles and pentagons
My Math teacher went nuts today in Geometry class and started ranting about Japan, Italy, and Germany. He said we need to know about the ex axis.
Geometry professor goes into a tattoo shop and asks to get π on his back. After a few hours he asks the tattoo artist, "Why is it taking so long to do the symbol for pi?" "Oh!" said the artist, surprised. "You wanted the *symbol*."
Geometry is a lot like algebra, language arts, and french
Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,
Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,
And its like french because I don't understand it.
An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape... I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons
I'd like to teach under-privelaged kids lattice geometry
Nothing would give me more pleasure than getting at-risk youth hooked on crystal math.
**EDIT** I'm terribly sorry for misspelling under-privileged
What’s a geometry teacher’s favorite drink?
My 7 year old made this one up today. Thanks, grandparents!
A schoolmate paid me today, after I'd been helping him with geometry for a year... We're square now
What do you call a girl that can table dance infinitely due to unusual geometry infinitely due to unusual the geometry A Mobius stripper
What's the difference between an astronaut and a normal person? A normal person does spacial geometry while astronauts do geometry in space
A joke I made up in geometry class...
Hi, my name is A, and this is my brother, B. Unfortunately, we live on the same plane, and we constantly tell our parents we do not like this situation.
We are coplanars.
Worst math joke I know.
Two students sit in a geometry class.
One says to the other "I'm cold!"
The other says "go sit in the corner."
"Why?" replies the first.
"Because its 90 degrees!"
What did the hyperbolic geometry say to the non-Euclidean geometry on poker night? Man, I fold.
Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?
Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle.
I was fine with algebra, trigonometry and calculus in school But geometry is where I draw the line!
Little Jimmy comes home from school with a black eye
Mom says, “Jimmy! What happened?!”
Jimmy says, “I was attacked in geometry class.”
“Bye whom?” Asked mom, already calling the school.
“It was a vicious circle.”
Back at school, I had a weird geometry teacher.
He had warts all over his nose, and they had to remove a bit of his face due to an accident. You could say he had an...
Irregular sir face.
I'll can work hard to learn algebra, trigonometry, heck even statistics... But Geometry is where I draw the line!