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On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class. On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Without Geometry Life is pointless.

Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open? Polygon.

Why are North Koreans so good at geometry ? Because they have a supreme ruler.

A nihilist's view on geometry: Circles are pointless.

I like to do algebra, I'll do geometry, but graphing is where I draw the line.

Why was the geometry teacher late for work? Because she took the rhombus.

I'll do algebra, geometry, trigonometry, and probability but graphing is where I draw the line

I wanted to do geometry with my parrot... Then I remembered that polygon :(

Geometry professor goes into a tattoo shop and asks to get π on his back. After a few hours he asks the tattoo artist, "Why is it taking so long to do the symbol for pi?" "Oh!" said the artist, surprised. "You wanted the *symbol*."

Why do churches hate geometry? There's too many sins involved.

My Math teacher went nuts today in Geometry class and started ranting about Japan, Italy, and Germany. He said we need to know about the ex axis.

Who's in charge in the land of geometry? The rulers.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry? Cause they're good anglers.

What did the oak tree say to the math professor? Geometry.

I was fine with my earlier math classes, but geometry is where I draw the line.

I was talking to this guy about how I hate geometry. You know what he said to me. You just have to look at it from a different angle.

Geometry is a lot like algebra, language arts, and french
Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,

Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,

And its like french because I don't understand it.

How does a geometry teacher drink beer? From pint A to pint B.

I'm trying get a job as a geometry teacher... Because I want to make at least 6 figures.

I'd like to teach under-privelaged kids lattice geometry
Nothing would give me more pleasure than getting at-risk youth hooked on crystal math.

**EDIT** I'm terribly sorry for misspelling under-privileged

An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape... I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons

I never took geometry in high school I heard it was for squares.

Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class? She forgot her Algae-bra.

How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-"noose"

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'

Girl, forget chemistry, you and I have solid *geometry* Because our points are maximally separated, and it’s perfectly platonic.

What do you call a person who likes geometry and farming? A pro-tractor!

A schoolmate paid me today, after I'd been helping him with geometry for a year... We're square now

Why doesn't Hitler like geometry? Because he's anti-symmetric.

Geometry class brought out the worst in me... I used to go off on tangents.

What do you call a girl that can table dance infinitely due to unusual geometry infinitely due to unusual the geometry A Mobius stripper

Worst math joke I know.
Two students sit in a geometry class.

One says to the other "I'm cold!"

The other says "go sit in the corner."

"Why?" replies the first.

"Because its 90 degrees!"

I will do algebra, trig, and calculus. But geometry is where I draw the line.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a normal person? A normal person does spacial geometry while astronauts do geometry in space

Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying the sublime beauty of geometry... He raises his glass and says, "Here's looking at Euclid."

What do you call a fisherman who is good at geometry? A master angler.

Geometry really changes people It SHAPES there life!

My girlfriend is really stressed about her geometry test coming up I told her not to run herself in circles over it

. I would tell a geometry joke but no one would get the point

I used to be terrible at geometry But I turned that around 360 degrees

Life without geometry.... Is pointless.

What was Euclid doing when he invented geometry? Drunk deriving

I'll can work hard to learn algebra, trigonometry, heck even statistics... But Geometry is where I draw the line!

Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle.