A fat man was standing in front of a kindergarten
One of the teachers comes and asks him:
"Are you expecting a child?"
"No. I am a bit fat that's all"
A teacher in a Chicago kindergarten class asked...
her class what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!"
What's the difference between a Kindergarten and an ISIS stronghold? I don't know, I just fly the drones
My son’s kindergarten teacher was arrested for heroin possession… In hindsight, the small pupils were a dead giveaway…
What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
My son’s kindergarten teacher was arrested for heroin possession In hindsight, the small pupils were a dead giveaway
Bill Gates recently visited a kindergarten and taught the children how to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator
A Kindergarten teacher in Detroit asks her class what sound a pig makes... A boy in the back of the class stands up and yells, "FREEZE MOTHA FUCKA"
My son's kindergarten teacher is such a hardass, she failed him on his alphabet test even though he got 25/26. He still doesn't know y.
What's the worst thing about Michael Jackson teaching your kindergarten class? The smell. The man's been dead for 6 years.
Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten I guess that's why they fired me.
in a kindergarten class, there is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. which one do you date? the blonde. she's 18.
Trump visits a kindergarten “It was so nice and relaxing to talk to someone that far away and not caring for the world problems” says a five year old student
What's the difference between a kindergarten class and an ISIS camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
I'd always roll into class late super stoned or hung over, id try to sneak to my desk without people noticing I really was a bad kindergarten teacher
I’m going to start a new school system for children of anti-vax parents. If anyone knows where I can hire some kindergarten teachers and a mortician that would be great.
A kindergarten teacher is reviewing with her students
"What does the bee give us?", he asks,
"Honey!", say the kids,
"And what does the caterpillar give us?", he says,
"Silk!", they say,
"And what does the cow give us?",
One of my kindergarten students told me a joke today..
Q: What do you call a police officer wearing a hat?
A: A friend!
This makes no sense as a joke at all BUT still cracked up because of how excited he was to tell me this joke
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
People always support girls when they are on their period but when I have a boner I am kicked out of the kindergarten
Kindergarten books in future:
Chapter 1: A saga of eating the bat and facing the crap
Line 1: Dont eat bat, dont eat bat
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" "No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."
Police came storming through a kindergarten They just hears there was some kid-napping going along...
Kindergarten joke: What's a pirates favorite letter? You may think it's "R" but it's really the sea!
Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class
"Let's count" says Gates
The children start counting as he told them to.
1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition
Male employee at a kindergarten gets yelled at by little kids
"You're not my father!" Says a little boy.
"And that I'm thankful for..." Anwsers the employee
"...Especially after I saw your mother."
Then there was the handicapped honors student in our school. Since kindergarten his dad had given him a quarter and a pat on the head for each A he got. By the time he graduated, he had $500 in the bank and a flat head.
Cop with a bulging gut stands in front of a kindergarten
Teacher approaches, "Are you expecting a child?"
He says, "No, it's beer."
What does your uncles basement and a Iraq kindergarten have in common? They both have screaming children.
A kindergarten teacher asks the children to make a sentence using the word dandelion.
The kids were thinking for a while, when suddenly litle Joe from Jamaica says:
"Oh, Miss, Miss, I got one!"
"Yes, Joe? "
"De cheetah is faster dandelion!"