I aspire to write jokes for laffy taffy.
Q: What do you call a gullible vampire?
A: A sucker
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no *body* to go with!!!
As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy.
The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper
Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
...
The kids have to play inside.
What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is outstanding in his field.
*hehehe*
Credit: Laffy Taffy
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.
Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago.
My favorite from a Laffy Taffy wrapper: What do you call a twitching cow? Beef Jerky
This was my Laffy taffy joke I choked on it while I read this
What Kind Of Tree Grows In Your Hand?
A palm tree!
What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
(tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
What runs around a soccer field but never moves?
A fence.
Credit: Leftover Laffy Taffy from Halloween. #157 Julie D., Boise, ID
Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
Because his teacher was Haydn.
(Stolen from laffy taffy)
What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells.
Courtesy of the laffy taffy in my candy bowl. Happy Haloween! :)
What's the best smelling insect? This was found on the back of my Laffy Taffy wrapper. The answer is deodor-ant.
What kind of clothes to clouds wear?
THUNDERWEAR!!
Source: Laffy Taffy
[the worst Laffy Taffy joke i've ever read] What's yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon