Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"
So two windmills are standing in a field...
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs. FINNISH HYMN!!!
My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?"
"Led Zeppelin," I replied.
"Who?" he said.
"Yeah, I liked them too."
When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave. He was decomposing.
I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought
Two windmills are sitting on a hill. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The other windmill replies "I'm a big metal fan."
Two Wind turbines are in a field.
One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"
"i'm a huge metal fan"
If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.
My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions
My psychologist told me this morning that they are working on a cure for dyslexia... It was like music to my arse...
Music can really take you to another place Like this bar I'm in plays nickleback, so I'm leaving
After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher told me I should be tenor. Ten or twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.
Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".
Two windmills were hanging out in a field. One windmill asked the other, “what type of music do you like?” The other responded, “I’m a huge metal fan.”
That awkward moment when the woman you're dancing with bends over so you can grind it... But it turns out she just dropped an earing, and no one else in McDonald's can hear the music on your iPod.
My son asked me what it was like to be married I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.
Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration? He wants to grab them by Debussy.
My son's music teacher called me "your son is just like Elvis!"
"Is he an equally talented singer?" I asked.
"No", she replied. "We found him dead on a toilet."
When you listen to rock backwards you hear satanic messages, what do you get when you listen to country music backwards? Your wife back, your life back, and your dog back.
The plane turbine says to the candy...
"What kind of music do you listen to?"
The candy says "Oh, I'm into rap. What about you?"
The turbine says "I'm a big heavy metal fan."
My neighbors loves the music I play they loved it so much they threw a brick through my window to hear it better!
I went to a Karaoke Bar that didn’t play any 70’s music yesterday. At first I was afraid... I was petrified
I heard that if you play Nickelback's music backwards, you'll hear messages from the devil But even worse: if you play their music forwards, you'll hear Nickelback
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from The Cranberries, Eminem, and Peanuts. I call it my Trail Mix.
No matter what you think of the celebrities commenting on how we handle the current crisis, you should ALWAYS listen to music producers. They give sound advice.
Marine biologists have discovered a group of killer whales that regularly meets and plays music together. They call it an orca-stra.
I don't get why Clubbing Seals is so controversial? I mean, I'm kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?
I made a playlist for trekking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.
I keep hearing strange music coming from my attic... I went up there to check, but all I found was a Deadmau5....
My son's music teacher called and told me that he was just like Elivis Presley!
I told her how proud I was of him.
Then she said "I don't think you understand, we found him dead on the toilet."
Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open 17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from
My music teacher called me that my son is like Elvis Presley I was so proud Then the teacher said: Yeah we found him dead on the toilets
Why does youtube keep removing music instruction videos? They get upset when you stroke A minor.
There was two windmills in a field
One asked the other “What type of music do you like?”
The other replied “Well I’m a big metal fan”
A man goes to a music store and starts copying down some sheet music
Clerk: "Sir, are you plagiarising that music?"
Man: "No, I'm just taking some notes"
Gary Oldman has had to drastically change his appearance to star in a biopic about one Britain's electronic music pioneers. Guess he's going to be a Gary Numan.
I made a playlist for hiking with music from Eminem, the Cranberries and the Peanuts. I call it my Trail Mix.
Shortly after Mozart's death, all his music started disappearing but people couldn't figure out why. Turns out he was just de-composing in his grave.
Two windmills are out in a field...
...and one says to the other: "What kind of music do you listen to?"
The other replies: "I'm a big heavy metal fan."
Why don't they have music classes in Chinese schools? Because it teaches kids to play band music.
I had a really weird dream last night. I was floating on an ocean of orange flavoured fizzy drink, then Queen music started to play. I found myself wondering; Is this the real life? Is this just fanta sea?