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How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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So two windmills are standing in a field... Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.

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TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs. FINNISH HYMN!!!

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Someone keyed the music teacher’s car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor

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What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans

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My neighbours listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.

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My neighbors listen to really good music Whether they like it or not.

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My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied.

"Who?" he said.

"Yeah, I liked them too."

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How many pilots does it take to make good music? Apparently at least 22

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I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.

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How do you get a guitar player to stop playing? Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

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When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave. He was decomposing.

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A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."

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I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought

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My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"

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Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"

The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."

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Two wind turbines... Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:

He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

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Two windmills are sitting on a hill. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The other windmill replies "I'm a big metal fan."

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what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music mount rushmore

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My neighbors are listening to good music Whether they like it or not.

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Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. "Any last requests?" asked the jailer.

"Yes," replied one of the prisoners. "I love music, so before I die could you play 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley."

And the second prisoner said: "Kill me first."

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to? They're huge metal fans.

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Two Wind turbines are in a field. One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"

"i'm a huge metal fan"

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Sad news for music lovers today.... Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.

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If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

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My neighbors are listening to really good music Whether they like it or not

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My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions

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My music teacher told me to stay on key I said "pitch please"

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!

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The secretary keeps hearing music coming from the printer... I think the paper is jamming.

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Don't know what touched me more as a child... Michael Jackson's music or Michael Jackson.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What did the garden say when he liked the music? LETTUCE. TURNIP. THE BEET!

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One wind turbine asks another and says "Hey, Wind Turbine, what kind of music do you like?" He replies: I'm actually, I'm a huge metal fan.

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What do you think Rihanna's favorite part of Chris Brown's music is? The beat? ...or the hook?

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Arnold Scwharzanegger gets a call from his agent about a feature length film based around classical music. When asked which character he'd most like to play, 'I'll be Bach'.

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Why does Chris Brown still have a music career? Beats me.

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Why didn't Blur ever dabble in house music? Because the singer was All Barn.

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Did you know all sheep have similar music tastes? They all like music types such as Rock and Dubstep. So basically anything that has a lot of baaaaaaass.

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Why do the Greeks play classical music by volcanoes? because of all the Bach lava.

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What music service are the current DNC nominees listening to? Pandera!

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I've been listening to Harry Styles' new music recently and I must say... He has gotten a lot better ever since he went in the other direction.

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Why did the farmer start growing wheat? Because he was tired of Hall and Oats.

(Joke from brother while watching Stranger Things and hearing 80s music hits.)

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A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.

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What do the Red Hot Chili Peppers do whilst riding in a car after headbanging to Bohemian Rhapsody and they want to put a tape on of their music but Garth won't comply - do? Give it to Wayne, give it to Wayne, Give it to Wayne now

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When your last name is Hicks. You can marry a black woman and she will wonder why you don't like country music too.

#shootme

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A programmer once went to a music contest He lost because the only notes he knew were C and C#


Inspired by u/EatThisShoe

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On a wind farm in Texas, one windmill asked the other if they liked country music. The windmill replied. I’m a big metal fan.

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What did the time travelling caveman call music from the end of the 20th century? AD-s music

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One of my friends who's in college played a prank, and as punishment, he has to write smileys on all the F sharps. His professor told him it was time to face the music.

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What is Pope Francis' favorite genre of music? Shoegaze

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What happens if you play country music backwards? You get you wife, house, and your dog back.

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How does one get their wife to come back to them? Play country music backwards.

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Employees were discussing classical music pieces. The boss came up to them.

He said, “Get Bach to work!”

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What genre of music does a caveman play? Rock

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My music teacher gave a lecture about gun control the other day It was a glock and spiel

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There’s a lot of people who enjoy Tech N9ne’s music But personally, I think he has Strange Music.

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Why did the Alaskans start listening to Native American folk music? No one really knows, they’re just really Inuit.

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Music in 2018 is like candy Throw away the wrappers!

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Why did the Tuvan throat singer stop making music? Because there was a drone strike.

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So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music.. Apparently they’re big heavy metal fans.

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What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite music? Baroque

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What do you call a phone that plays music? A saxophone

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I dont like music made by special needs people... I've never really been one for slow jams.

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what did the terminator say after deciding to learn classical music? "I'll be bach"

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I love long road trips with music.. ..Until the acid wear off and i realize i'm in an ambulance with the siren on.

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I take the Christian approach to playing music at parties... I pretend I'm just sharing my awesome tunes when you and I both know I'm forcing my music on you because I don't like yours.

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Music can inspire us to be better people... The other day I saw a depressed looking veteran in full uniform. So I walked up to him, smiled, and polished his medals. Because as Bob Marley said, 'Buff a low soldier.'

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Apparently my printer is really into music... He seems to love the Paper jam.

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Why classical music is not recommended for young people? Because it contains sax and violins

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What happens when you listen to country music backwards? You get your wife, your house, and your dog back.

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What is the grim reapers favorite kind of music? Soul.

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Now that Miley Cyrus is no longer doing raunchy pop music.. She decided to apply for twerkers comp

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What's the only thing worse than listening to country music? Enjoying it.

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I asked my friend who's in a wheel chair why he hated dance music so much? He's not sure why he told me, He just can't stand it.

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I think it is truly amazing how music can take us to other places so quickly Per example, yesterday I was at Starbucks and Meghan Trainor started playing. I immediately went to the coffee shop on the other side of the street

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I got fired from my job as an orchestra conductor... ...for repeatedly looking out of the window.

I had to face the music.

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An .mp3 file and a .jpg file were out on a date... The .jpg says, "I love high-fidelity music!" The .mp3 says, "Really? I'm an audio file too!"

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Before Chance was involved in music he was a barista at Starbucks for 5 years Chance the Frapper

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Listening to music at work... Pearl Jam "Better Man" comes on... My coworker turns to me and says "Can't you find a better band?"

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Pop music is like a party hat Classic and fun, but you look like a douche if you put it on in the car.

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If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits

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A friend of me recieved a lot of weird requests after he made a profile on a dating website. In the "Me in one sentence" category he wanted to express his love for 90s music so he wrote: I'm a scat man!

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Whar would Samuel Langhorne Clemens' alias be if he wrote country music? Mark *Twang*

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula.

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I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio

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Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business? Because he had no compaDREs.

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2 Wind Turbines walk into a bar... The first says, "What kind of music do you like?" The second says, "I'm a heavy metal fan."

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(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Do you want to buy some classical music? Sorry, I'm baroque.

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I bought crappy music for 5 cents today, but the guy ripped me off. As he ran off, I yelled "Hey, I want my nickel back!"

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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My neighbors listens to awesome music whether they like it or not.

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Just got a job as a scientist and I fell in love with the periodic table whilst the music was on.

It was my chemical romance.

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How fast does a music note travel? Bach 1

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I bought a candy bar in Canada for a dollar and I got one nickel back. I told the cashier to keep it because I don't care much for their music.

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A man on holiday in Ireland goes into a pub... And it is awful;
the barman barely acknowledges him,
the beer is warm,
the food is cold,
nobody wants to talk to him
and there's not even any music going on.

Turned out it was one of those English theme pubs

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