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How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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So two windmills are standing in a field... Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.

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TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs. FINNISH HYMN!!!

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Someone keyed the music teacher’s car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor

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What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans

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My neighbours listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.

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My neighbors listen to really good music Whether they like it or not.

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My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied.

"Who?" he said.

"Yeah, I liked them too."

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How many pilots does it take to make good music? Apparently at least 22

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I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.

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How do you get a guitar player to stop playing? Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

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When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave. He was decomposing.

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A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."

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I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought

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My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"

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Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"

The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."

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Two wind turbines... Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:

He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

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Two windmills are sitting on a hill. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The other windmill replies "I'm a big metal fan."

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what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music mount rushmore

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My neighbors are listening to good music Whether they like it or not.

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Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. "Any last requests?" asked the jailer.

"Yes," replied one of the prisoners. "I love music, so before I die could you play 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley."

And the second prisoner said: "Kill me first."

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to? They're huge metal fans.

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Two Wind turbines are in a field. One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"

"i'm a huge metal fan"

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Sad news for music lovers today.... Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.

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If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

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My neighbors are listening to really good music Whether they like it or not

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My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions

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What kind of music does a pirate like? Arrr'n'B

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Who plays the music in Mordor? The ORChestra.

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I was listening to some music with my friend and he told me "you should turn the bass down on your speaker". It was sound advice.

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A wind turbine asks another wind turbine: "Hey what kinda music are you into?" The other wind turbine replies: "I'm a huge metal fan"

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My music teacher told me to stay on key I said "pitch please"

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!

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After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde.

He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion.

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I made a new playlist. It's got music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. It's my trail mix.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? Viola.

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Why did the black guy pick the music system with the loudest bass? It was his favorite sterotype.

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What is a conspiracy theorist's favorite piece of classical music? QAnon in D

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Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger is starring in a historical movie about classical music? When asked about it, he said, "I'll be Bach."

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What do the colors in the Italian flag stand for? Red: food

White: architecture

Green: music

Blue: a strong and courageous military

Yellow: competitive Formula 1 teams

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I went to a middle school dance back in the day. It was kinda lame, looking back on it. The music was bad, they ran out of food, and there wasn’t even a punch line.

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What music service are the current DNC nominees listening to? Pandera!

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A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.

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What’s trumps favorite music artist? AWOLNATION

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What do the Red Hot Chili Peppers do whilst riding in a car after headbanging to Bohemian Rhapsody and they want to put a tape on of their music but Garth won't comply - do? Give it to Wayne, give it to Wayne, Give it to Wayne now

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When your last name is Hicks. You can marry a black woman and she will wonder why you don't like country music too.

#shootme

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I liked the live-action Aladdin! It had a modern style with cool music, a stylish palace, an updated magic carpet, a new genie, a new lamp, a modern princess, and even a fresh prince! 👈👈😁

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On a wind farm in Texas, one windmill asked the other if they liked country music. The windmill replied. I’m a big metal fan.

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What did the time travelling caveman call music from the end of the 20th century? AD-s music

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One of my friends who's in college played a prank, and as punishment, he has to write smileys on all the F sharps. His professor told him it was time to face the music.

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What is Pope Francis' favorite genre of music? Shoegaze

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How does one get their wife to come back to them? Play country music backwards.

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Employees were discussing classical music pieces. The boss came up to them.

He said, “Get Bach to work!”

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My music teacher gave a lecture about gun control the other day It was a glock and spiel

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There’s a lot of people who enjoy Tech N9ne’s music But personally, I think he has Strange Music.

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Music in 2018 is like candy Throw away the wrappers!

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I introduced a miner to some heavy metal. The Miner really digs the music.

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so I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content when asked what he thought of this he said. ''if I could turn back the hands of time,....

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So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music.. Apparently they’re big heavy metal fans.

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What do you call a phone that plays music? A saxophone

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I dont like music made by special needs people... I've never really been one for slow jams.

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I take the Christian approach to playing music at parties... I pretend I'm just sharing my awesome tunes when you and I both know I'm forcing my music on you because I don't like yours.

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Apparently my printer is really into music... He seems to love the Paper jam.

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Why classical music is not recommended for young people? Because it contains sax and violins

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What happens when you listen to country music backwards? You get your wife, your house, and your dog back.

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What is the grim reapers favorite kind of music? Soul.

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What's the only thing worse than listening to country music? Enjoying it.

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I asked my friend who's in a wheel chair why he hated dance music so much? He's not sure why he told me, He just can't stand it.

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I think it is truly amazing how music can take us to other places so quickly Per example, yesterday I was at Starbucks and Meghan Trainor started playing. I immediately went to the coffee shop on the other side of the street

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I got fired from my job as an orchestra conductor... ...for repeatedly looking out of the window.

I had to face the music.

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The worst thing about living in West Virginia is all the country music. The second worst thing is telling your sister you already have a prom date.

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Listening to music at work... Pearl Jam "Better Man" comes on... My coworker turns to me and says "Can't you find a better band?"

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Pop music is like a party hat Classic and fun, but you look like a douche if you put it on in the car.

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[x-post with /r/Overwatch] What's Junkrat's favorite music genre? I don't know, but he says he's stuck between trap and pop.

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If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music? Rock and Roll.

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Love it how music can take you to another place . For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one.

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I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio

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Why do muslims love classical music? It has lots of violins

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What kind of music do cows listen to? (dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Do you want to buy some classical music? Sorry, I'm baroque.

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Jared Fogel is teaching a music class in prison Today's lesson is fingering A minor

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!

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Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to? Rub-a-dubstep!

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What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app? Spotafly.

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I've seen videos of grandmas smoking weed, and listening to rock music. I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking forward to when they complete the trilogy.

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? Because he was de-composing.

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Mozart's tomb. One day a man went to see the Mozart's tomb.
When he got there, the tomb was open and Mozart was sitting there tearing up pieces of paper.
The men asked: "What are you doing with all of your great works of music?"
Mozart repied, "I'm decomposing!"

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Fetty Wapp was fired from 3 cashier jobs before turning to rap music No matter what items were scanned through, the total always came up to $17.38

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They say that when you find a spider in Australia... you hear boss battle music.

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What's the biggest joke in the music industry? Job Security.

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What did the music teacher say to the student with social problems? Just B♮.

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After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her.

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