Hilarious Music Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Music Jokes

How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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So two windmills are standing in a field... Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.

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TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs. FINNISH HYMN!!!

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Someone keyed the music teacher’s car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor

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What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans

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My neighbours listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.

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My neighbors listen to really good music Whether they like it or not.

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My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied.

"Who?" he said.

"Yeah, I liked them too."

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How many pilots does it take to make good music? Apparently at least 22

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I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.

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How do you get a guitar player to stop playing? Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

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When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave. He was decomposing.

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A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."

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I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought

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My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"

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Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"

The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."

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Two wind turbines... Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:

He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

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Two windmills are sitting on a hill. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The other windmill replies "I'm a big metal fan."

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what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music mount rushmore

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My neighbors are listening to good music Whether they like it or not.

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Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. "Any last requests?" asked the jailer.

"Yes," replied one of the prisoners. "I love music, so before I die could you play 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley."

And the second prisoner said: "Kill me first."

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to? They're huge metal fans.

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Two Wind turbines are in a field. One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"

"i'm a huge metal fan"

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Sad news for music lovers today.... Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.

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If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

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My neighbors are listening to really good music Whether they like it or not

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My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions

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Music can really take you to another place Like this bar I'm in plays nickleback, so I'm leaving

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Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".

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Two windmills were hanging out in a field. One windmill asked the other, “what type of music do you like?” The other responded, “I’m a huge metal fan.”

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I once stayed in a haunted house that played 70's music. At first I was afraid, I was petrified

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What kind of music does a pirate like? Arrr'n'B

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Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music? Because they can only use OneNote!

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Two windmills are in a field. One turns to the other and asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

"I'm a big metal fan" the other one replies.

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What kind of music do windmills listen to? They're all big metal fans.

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My neighbors listen to great music and I don't care if they want it or not.

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New Music Jokes

What do the colors in the Italian flag stand for? Red: food

White: architecture

Green: music

Blue: a strong and courageous military

Yellow: competitive Formula 1 teams

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I made a new playlist. It's got music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. It's my trail mix.

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Who plays the music in Mordor? The ORChestra.

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A wind turbine asks another wind turbine: "Hey what kinda music are you into?" The other wind turbine replies: "I'm a huge metal fan"

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How does one get their wife to come back to them? Play country music backwards.

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There’s a lot of people who enjoy Tech N9ne’s music But personally, I think he has Strange Music.

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So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music.. Apparently they’re big heavy metal fans.

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My neighbors listen to good music every night. Whether they want to hear it or not.

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What music band does Sisyphus hates the most? The Rolling Stones

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What kind of music do mercury, arsenic and lead listen to? Heavy metal.

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The secret to a long marriage is that we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays. I go on Fridays.

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What genre of music is a balloons least favorite? Pop

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My wife asked me to do something new in bed My boss asked me to come up with original ideas.

My friends asked me to play some new music.

My kids asked me to tell them new stories.

What they all dont know is that I am a member of /r/Jokes

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2 windmills next to each other in a field, one goes "what kind of music do you like?" ... The other goes "I'm a big metal fan"

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How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Give them some sheet music

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Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music? Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz

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Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What type of music do you like?" It replies "I'm a big metal fan."

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What do you call a music group that has been participating in illegal activity online The Black IPs

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What kind of music do eggs listen to? Yolk music.

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My friend made a flute out of a carrot... It was impressive, and if you gave her some sheet music, she would show you just how well it played.

My other friend, who's a bit competitive, made an oboe out of corn. He said he could play anything by ear.

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I'm pretty sure chickens love classical music All I hear from them is "bach bach bach bach bach"

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My neighbors are listening to some great music! Whether they like it or not....

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I was listening to some music with my friend and he told me "you should turn the bass down on your speaker". It was sound advice.

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What's the only thing worse than listening to country music? Enjoying it.

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Man achieves legendary status in composing music while being DEAF. But who is he? ClickBeethoven

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Usain Bolt Why can't usain bolt listen to music?
- Because he broke the record!

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Why is it... That when Miley Cyrus licks a hammer naked it's called 'Music' and 'Art', but when I do it, it's called 'Property Damage' and 'Nudity' and I get kicked out of Home Depot?

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My friends and I just started a music group. We're calling the band "Grandpa's Life Support." That way, if we ever have an acoustic album, it'll be called "Grandpa's Life Support: Unplugged."

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What do you call a dog that likes music? A subwoofer.

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A few hundred years ago, Mozart was composing beautiful music But for a while now, hes only been de-composing.

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Earbuds. You can use them for music, but they'd rather knot.

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Music is a lot like university You spend the whole time trying to get to the next bar

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What is a Christian's favorite music chord? G sus

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Two wind turbines are talking to each other.. One asks the other : Hey what kind of music are you into?

The other one answers : Well I'm a big metal fan..

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What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play? Soul

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Whenever I asked for an ice cream from the van, my Mum would tell me that when they played music it meant that they’d run out This isn't a joke, I'm 30 yrs old now finding out otherwise.

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The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival... Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.

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Piracy is killing the music industry I mean, have you tried playing guitar with a hook?

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Sad news in music today... Justin Bieber was spotted in good health.

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A man returns to the music shop with his new guitar He goes up to the manager and complains "How could you sell this to me?"

The manager responds "What's the problem? We sold you a guitar, no strings attached!"

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Do you know why Van Gogh got into painting Be cause he didn't have an ear for music.

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My music teacher was arrested because he was caught fingering a minor

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[Music] Two A's. An E and a C walk into a bar The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors"

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What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music.

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DAD Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. I go Tuesdays, she goes Fridays.'

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What do you call a group of terrorists with music degrees? Al coda

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My neighbours love my taste in music. They even call the police to listen it.

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What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer.

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I watched Al Jazera and was very disappointed. Not nearly enough music from the 1920s.

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My music teacher told me to stay on key I said "pitch please"

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!

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Jared Fogel is teaching a music class in prison Today's lesson is fingering A minor

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What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app? Spotafly.

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? Because he was de-composing.

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After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde.

He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why did the black guy pick the music system with the loudest bass? It was his favorite sterotype.

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What did the music teacher say to the student with social problems? Just B♮.

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After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her.

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