My hairline is like the French Army... It's been ordered not to retreat, but nature is taking its course anyway
What do you call a group of rabbits backing up? A Receding hairline
Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.
My pet rock has a receding hairline He’s a little boulder
Your hairline is so far back Rosa parks don't wanna sit there.
What did one wig ask the other wig before going to a vacation? With which hairline are you flying with?
My friend keeps thinking that he has a receding hairline I told him it's all in his head
Your hairline is so far back That even Rosa Parks sat in front of it.
I think my hairline is starting to recede to I asked my wife what she thought about it She said it's definitely not in your head.
Now that’s a pick up line Hey girl are you my hairline because your receding from me.
Why are all french soldiers bald? Their hairline only knows retreating.
What did your hairline say to your eyebrows?
It's my highground now, boy!
I heard my 10yo say this to his friend who has a forehead like Pennywise.