Hairline Jokes

My hairline is like the French Army... It's been ordered not to retreat, but nature is taking its course anyway

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Funny Hairline Jokes
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What do you call a group of rabbits backing up? A Receding hairline

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Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.

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My pet rock has a receding hairline He’s a little boulder

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Your hairline is so far back Rosa parks don't wanna sit there.

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What did one wig ask the other wig before going to a vacation? With which hairline are you flying with?

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My friend keeps thinking that he has a receding hairline I told him it's all in his head

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Your hairline is so far back That even Rosa Parks sat in front of it.

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I think my hairline is starting to recede to I asked my wife what she thought about it She said it's definitely not in your head.

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Now that’s a pick up line Hey girl are you my hairline because your receding from me.

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Why are all french soldiers bald? Their hairline only knows retreating.

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What did your hairline say to your eyebrows? It's my highground now, boy!

I heard my 10yo say this to his friend who has a forehead like Pennywise.

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