Michael Jackson should have opened a clothing line for pants.
He could have called it Billie Jeans.
Those prices are THRILLER!
No one can BEAT IT!
Kids pants would be half off there.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with...
And the other carries groceries.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died? Well, he had so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into LEGOs... Now kids play with him for a change.
"Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Son, some people see God as a man, while others see God as a woman."
"Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Son, some people see God as black, while others see God as white."
"Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"
What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? Harambe got punished for touching little kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?
Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them. Michael Jackson was right... You've been hit by, you've been stuck by, a smooth criminal.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
What does Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries
Did you hear about the michael jackson impersonator who expertly robbed a bank? He was a smooth criminal
I used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller,
Inspired by another Michael Jackson joke in the thread today . . .
How can you tell when Michael Jackson has company over?
Big Wheels in the driveway.
Remember laughing at Michael Jackson wearing a mask and gloves?
Now you are all out there looking like you wanna be starting something!
What's the difference between COVID 19 and Michael Jackson? Covid 19 doesn't appear to touch kids.
TIL: Shortly after surviving their separate accidents with fire (Richard Prior's in 1980 and Michael Jackson's in 1984) the two entertainers combined talents in 1985 for a charity concert. All proceeds went to the Ignited Negro College Fund.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson slept with kids.
How do you know it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house? Because the big hand is touching the little hand.
I am sick of people claiming that white people can't dance Have they never heard of Michael Jackson?
I don’t understand why people are so tough on Michael Jackson All he wanted was to settle down and have some kids
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot.
Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson's brother Tito called to testify at the 2005 trial? He wasn’t Jermaine to the case.
Did you hear about Michael Jackson and the pokemon gen 5 controversy? He had to skip it because he couldn't choose between black or white
It’s almost 2020, and a question remains unanswered since Michael Jackson’s death... Is whether Annie are you ok?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite language?
(Sorry if this is has been done before, I think it’s original since I haven’t seen it before.)