Michael Jackson should have opened a clothing line for pants.
He could have called it Billie Jeans.
Those prices are THRILLER!
No one can BEAT IT!
Kids pants would be half off there.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with...
And the other carries groceries.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died? Well, he had so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into LEGOs... Now kids play with him for a change.
"Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Son, some people see God as a man, while others see God as a woman."
"Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Son, some people see God as black, while others see God as white."
"Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"
What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? Harambe got punished for touching little kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?
Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them. Michael Jackson was right... You've been hit by, you've been stuck by, a smooth criminal.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
What does Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries
I am sick of people claiming that white people can't dance Have they never heard of Michael Jackson?
I don’t understand why people are so tough on Michael Jackson All he wanted was to settle down and have some kids
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot.
Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson's brother Tito called to testify at the 2005 trial? He wasn’t Jermaine to the case.
Did you hear about Michael Jackson and the pokemon gen 5 controversy? He had to skip it because he couldn't choose between black or white
It’s almost 2020, and a question remains unanswered since Michael Jackson’s death... Is whether Annie are you ok?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite language?
(Sorry if this is has been done before, I think it’s original since I haven’t seen it before.)
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor? One got burned for Pepsi, the other got burned for coke."
I met a kid who loved everything black and white. He adored penguins, pandas, and Mickey mouse I dont get why I'm not allowed to hang out with him anymore. All I asked is if he likes michael jackson.
Michael Jackson had the most impressive birth to death story arc or any person. He was born a poor black boy and died a rich white woman.
Why did Michael Jackson molest young boys? Becuase his mother always told him dont go round breaking young girls hearts.
Neverland Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch is on the market for nearly 70% off its original price. The Neverland Gift Shop has also slashed its prices. Young boy’s pants are now half off.
Whats the first thing Michael Jackson does when he spawns in on Minecraft? He punches a trhee-hee
Michael Jackson and his wife didn’t get “his” and “hers” towels. Nope. Instead, they got “she” and “HEE HEE HEEEE”
What does Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Jackson have in common? They both make the kids go “oh no”
Whats Jared from Subway and Jeffrey Epstein’s favorite song? Pretty Young Thing (P.Y.T.) - Michael Jackson
What Advice did Michael Jackson give to people with a Gambling Addiction? 'Don't stop till you get enough'