Helen Keller Jokes

Funny Helen Keller Jokes
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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read...........

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Helen Keller....... Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as "The most violent book I've ever read".

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Why does Helen Keller play piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing

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Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love

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Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair

Then into a table

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Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... “The most violent book I have ever read”

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(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence.

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Why could no one hear Helen Keller cry for help when she fell off a bridge? She was wearing mittens

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a chair.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture.

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Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman.

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Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well? Neither did she.

Edit:Alternate Punchline Below

She screamed her hands off.

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Helen Keller walks into a bar.... Then a chair, then a table.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was "ARGHAGHRRAH!"

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Did you hear about the shooting at Helen Keller's house? She didn't either.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? So she could sing with the other.

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Helen Keller walked into a bar Then a table.

Then a chair.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair.

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What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.

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Why is helen keller a bad driver? Because she's dead

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Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Let's hear your best Helen Keller jokes. Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork. Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed? She sings with the other hand.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a parrot? Yeah, neither did she.

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Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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If Helen Keller is playing the piano with one hand, what is she doing with the other? Singing!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the living room furniture.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast? I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive well? She's dead.

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Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she.

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What did Helen Keller's parent's give her to keep her busy? A basketball.

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