What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read...........
Helen Keller....... Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as "The most violent book I've ever read".
Why does Helen Keller play piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead
What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love
Helen Keller walks into a bar
Then into a chair
Then into a table
Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... “The most violent book I have ever read”
(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence.
Why could no one hear Helen Keller cry for help when she fell off a bridge? She was wearing mittens
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a chair.
Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing.
What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture.
Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman.
Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well?
Neither did she.
Edit:Alternate Punchline Below
She screamed her hands off.
Helen Keller walks into a bar.... Then a chair, then a table.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was "ARGHAGHRRAH!"
Did you hear about the shooting at Helen Keller's house? She didn't either.
Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? So she could sing with the other.
Helen Keller walked into a bar
Then a table.
Then a chair.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard? Neither did she.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
So Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.
Why is helen keller a bad driver? Because she's dead
Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller? Neither did she.
Let's hear your best Helen Keller jokes. Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork. Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed? She sings with the other hand.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a parrot? Yeah, neither did she.
Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009
What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
If Helen Keller is playing the piano with one hand, what is she doing with the other? Singing!!!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the living room furniture.
Why can't Helen Keller drive well? She's dead.
Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she.
What did Helen Keller's parent's give her to keep her busy? A basketball.