Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her back yard?
Yea nether did she.
Where did Helen Keller work all the live long day?
The braille road
So Helen Keller walks into a bar,
and a table, and a chair.
TIL Helen Keller has a waterfall named after her, to celebrate her story of learning about water.
It's named Helen Keller Falls
Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver?
She was a woman
Why does Helen Keller have yellow legs?
Because her dog is blind too.
Why did Helen Keller’s husband yell at her?
Because she wouldn’t listen.
Are Helen Keller jokes allowed here?
Or will they not be seen?
Answer: Felt Forum
Question: How did Helen Keller find her boyfriend's balls?
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity
Granny forgot to remove the plunger.
Why can't Helen Keller play the piano?
Because she's dead.
Ahhhh
Helen keller died when she fell down a well. They say she screamed until her fingers bled, but to deaf ears.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And a wall, and a chair, and a table.
Why did Helen Keller’s belly button hurt?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
What did Helen Keller call her kids?
Muuurrghhrrhurrg.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy
2 guys are talking
G1: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
G2: Because she's blind?
G1: No, cause she's a woman.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?
Nether did she.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
He couldn't stand being named "uhhhaughughhh!"
Why did Helen Keller have bruises on her belly?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
what did Helen Keller‘s parents do when she was bad?
They made her read a cheese grater.
Helen Keller
Did you know Helen Keller had a playground...
neither did she
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines?
They're painful to look at.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They move the furniture.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite color
Velcro
Guys please stop making jokes about Helen Keller.
They’re just plain senseless.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Rearranged the furniture
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
B̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶.̶
Because she is dead
Did you know Helen Keller had a huge playhouse in her backyard?
Neither did she.
It's no where near 2020. .
and I'm already making Helen Keller jokes
Helen Keller once farted during a lecture on genetic hearing loss..
The science in the room was deafening.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her bedroom?
Neither did she.
Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?
Neither did she!
Why was Helen Keller surprised by the bukkake?
She didn’t see it coming
Did you know that Helen Keller had a parrot?
Yeah, neither did she.
Helen Keller walks into a bar
Then a chair, and then the wall
Helen Keller
I ask my wife, "Why can't Helen Keller drive?"
She replies immediately, "Duh, because she's blind and deaf."
"No, it's because she's dead."
(Please comment your best Helen Keller jokes!)
What was the most violent thing Helen Keller ever read?
The cheese grater.
Why can't Helen Keller drive well?
She's dead.
Who would you rather have as a QB? Blake Bortles or Hellen Keller?
Answer: Helen Keller, she can at least read a defense in Braille
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