What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read...........
Helen Keller....... Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as "The most violent book I've ever read".
Why could no one hear Helen Keller cry for help when she fell off a bridge? She was wearing mittens
Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing.
What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read.
Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well?
Neither did she.
Edit:Alternate Punchline Below
She screamed her hands off.
Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read
Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"...
Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
Let's hear your best Helen Keller jokes. Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork. Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
TIL Helen Keller has a waterfall named after her, to celebrate her story of learning about water. It's named Helen Keller Falls
Ahhhh Helen keller died when she fell down a well. They say she screamed until her fingers bled, but to deaf ears.
2 guys are talking
G1: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
G2: Because she's blind?
G1: No, cause she's a woman.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
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Because she is dead
Helen Keller once farted during a lecture on genetic hearing loss.. The science in the room was deafening.
I ask my wife, "Why can't Helen Keller drive?"
She replies immediately, "Duh, because she's blind and deaf."
"No, it's because she's dead."
(Please comment your best Helen Keller jokes!)